#And somebody realised that giving a Roomba a weapon and a name is exactly the sort of thing that Eiffel would do

[hephaestuscrew]

*sits bolt upright in the middle of the night* Do people who only joined the Wolf 359 fandom recently know about Stabby the Roomba??

#Sometimes when I see ppl who started listening after the show ended #I feel like a Fandom Elder #Let me sit in my rocking chair and tell you what it was like Back In My Day #There was a post going round Tumblr about taping a knife to a Roomba #And somebody realised that giving a Roomba a weapon and a name is exactly the sort of thing that Eiffel would do #And the fandom embraced the idea that Stabby the Roomba was roaming the Hephaestus causing chaos #We were collectively like 'This is one of our most beloved characters. No he is not canon. He might not be sentient. We love him.' #Now I'm feeling very nostalgic about when w359 episodes were still being released #Maybe all my followers already know about Stabby but I just wanted to make sure lol #Wolf 359 #W359 #the empty man posteth