#And that's just off the top of my head

[astromechs]

the way most of my favorite ships can really just be boiled down to "my life isn't worth anything"/ "it's worth something to me, you little shit"

#like. at least three of mine meet this #and that's just off the top of my head

[femslashspuffy]

I will NEVER get sick of don't fear the reaper in media I want don't fear the reaper in every death scene fuck YESS

#rehks rants #the past week I've seen it on orange is the new black and x #don't fear the reaper #orange is the new black #x 2022 #scream #supernatural #and that's just off the top of my head #it's always good

[garden-variety-jumo]

The true magic of The Giggle is that I am still, to this day, very much eating glass every time I think of it

#I was SO excited in the lead-up and it PAID OFF #then my wonderful brother got the blu rays for my birthday and they DROPPED on my birthday so he will always be a legend for that #there was a master mention which let me tell you i was yelling about #I ADORE the uncanny horror of the toymaker that fundamentally inhuman vibe is chefs kiss #i go insane every day over the soundtrack #and that's just off the top of my head #the giggle #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who

[labelleizzy]

A little something for any of you who get stuck in the middle of a project.

The Cult of Done Manifesto is one of my touchstones. Do recommend reading it, may be you too want to print out one of the posters and put it someplace you can see it and let it nudge you past the stuck place.

#cult of done #encouragement #stuckness #done is the engine of more #perfect is the enemy of done #there is no editing stage #everything is a draft #and that's just off the top of my head #i love this #kick your own ass

[obstinatecondolement]

"The thing is, if it was ironic it should have been better, and if it was sincere it should been much worse to be good enough to win."

—me, challenging the narrative that Jedward were "robbed" when they represented Ireland in 2011 at the ESC that my sister is now pushing

#not enough pageantry not enough camp not enough confusion not enough chaos #it was just solidly underwhelming #which is unforgivable #where were the shirtless male dancers covered in lipstick kisses?? #and that's just off the top of my head #they seem like perfectly nice lads but they were not robbed #and (dare I say it) what were we thinking of sending them back in 2012 #when they didn't even get to the final in 2011??? #and this only a few years after we sent fucking dustin the turkey #not a beloved—or even known—children's tv character outside the country #to represent us in 2008 #why do we keep thinking that what we think is going to be hilarious will have any appeal at all to an international audience? #I'm almost surprised that we didn't send teresa mannion in 2016 to do the 'don't make unnecessary journeys' remix #I mean I don't watch eurovision anymore because *gestures vaguely at verilybitchie's eurovision video essay* y'know ... all the reasons #so I don't really Care per se #(beyond still having some vestigal begrudgery I can't shake about how sweden is definitely going to overtake us very soon) #but I won't stand for this jedward-were-robbed revisionism

[eachuisge-cc]

I'm gonna make horns to go with the satyr legs btw I just want to get those squared away first

#also re: the person who brought up centaurs #believe me I wish I could but that would require at least three things I don't know how to do #and at least one thing I can't do at all because it's hard coded #and that's just off the top of my head #I have not however completely abandoned the notion of making a sim an each uisge via an object #that also involves multiple things I don't know how to do but it's theoretically possible

[theladygazingatemptiness]

specific moments on dA that I remember vividly from when I first used it in 2009-2011

someone uploaded what was supposedly a custom PS Filter that you could download and use for photos and such but someone in the comments was and I quote "guys dont download this its an mp4 of dogs f*cking" and I was like "ha ha yeah right" and so I downloaded it to see for myself and. That Sure Is What It Was

two people were arguing about God-knows-what and one of them went “fuck you idgaf about your girlfriend Or you and I could break you cut up emo-ass arms that you use to jack off to your fucking gay porn, come fight me bitch” and then they proceeded to drop their own whole ass address and phone number

someone stole Harley Quinn vore art from somewhere and put the word “weed” in the middle of it in Times New Roman and then posted it and enabled critique on it

additionally the same person absolutely Flooded the dA servers with Furry Porn (like every single time you refreshed it there would be a new pic) and it took probably 20 hours for them to get banned

this one person who had literally over 40k deviations on their account and 90% of them were blurry cellphone selfies (including their nudes) And they were selling photos of their baby as prints

some semi-popular furry artist I Kinda liked at the time ended up getting arrested because iirc apparently someone found his plans to shoot up his school to protest frog dissection in science class or some shit like that and he posted a journal about it before he was arrested

#wak #And That's Just Off The Top Of My Head

[doriansbutt]

#poll #I know there’s things I’m forgetting lol #also note: things like ‘delulu’ and ‘neurospicy’ aren’t on there for a reason #and that’s because they’re just Bad Always #I wanna make a note on the OG post but it won’t let me put text under the poll? #I don’t hate all of these it’s just ones I could think of off the top of my head #idk man sometimes things just hit the wrong button I can’t explain it

[buggachat]

im gonna be honest i think the "adrien being a sentimonster was randomly thrown in season 4 with no planning on the writers' part" theory is really funny. like the writers of this show are just so bad at their job and so stupid that they tripped and fell in season 1 episode mr pigeon and accidentally spilled "a strange relationship to feathers" all over adrien by accident. they stubbed their toe on the coffee table and accidentally set up a mystery surrounding emilie's relationship to a feathery miraculous in season 1 volpina before we even knew what its powers were. then they spilled coffee all over their favorite shirts and at the same time spilled more white feathers around adrien in season 2 episode gorizilla. while writing the same episode someone had a really nasty sneeze and got boogers all over the script that said "use the imagery of two twin rings intertwined as the opener for the film of adrien's dead mother". they forgot to look both ways before crossing the street while writing the season 2 finale and were struck by a truck labeled "the peacock miraculous gives life" and then by a second truck with the license plate "it does so using white feathers identical to the white feathers that surround adrien in his ads" at the same time. they plummeted down an open manhole and hit the ground with a loud whack that sounded like "sentimonsters like bugette are just as real as any human..... and isn't bugette so...... perfect?" in season 3. on their way to the hospital they slipped on ice that had frozen in such a way to perfectly resemble the sentence "the word 'perfect' is consistently used throughout the series and by the creator ominously to denote how characters like adrien and kagami are 'different from everyone else', ever since season 1 episode simon says". during season 3 someone on the team got food poisoning and when they threw up felix came out instead and started another whacky series of comedic errors. the answer to the mystery of "how and why did emilie die? what life did adrien's loving mother create that she was willing to die for?" was originally gonna be "idk maybe she just exploded or somehting" probably, but then there was a really painful rock in one of the writers' shoes while walking to work that put them in a mood so bad that they forgot their original plan and instead made some bullshit up that somehow ended up being something that made sense with what we knew and put all the puzzle pieces together and actually made the show even more interesting and impactful on a rewatch because it put a lot of shots that at the time seemed random into a new and logical perspective as clear foreshadowing. it's actually impressive how stupid these silly clown writers are that they put strangely specific things so consistently throughout the entire series that resembled foreshadowing while never actually having intended it a single time! like........... really.......... really impressive............... i think..............

#i am so sorry that this is a horrible wall of text #i honestly didnt think it would end up this long. this is just stuff off the top of my head lol #ml fandom salt #kind of?

[arataka-reigen]

I'm trying to start a movement here

[ID: The first 3 images are edited versions of the "Let's take ibuprofen together" meme. The captions now say "Let's read shoujo together". They each show a person holding their hand out to the viewer; a character from the series Benigyokuzui, Mob from Mob Psycho 100, and Jerma. / end ID]

ID provided by @siroofington thank you so much

#and don't even think shoujo is just romance. you cant even begin to understand the rich world of shoujo. join me in this beautiful journey. #let's read shoujo together #<my tags from that other shoujo post #i was definitely referencing the let's take ibuprofen together meme #gi talks #shoujo #anime #shounen #my happy marriage #natsume yuujinchou #akatsuki no yona #requiem of the rose king #colette decides to die #basara #just tagging a few off the top of my head that don't include only romance so more people can check them out #i haven't read all of them but i heard great thinga #josei #josei is also a dying art form and i'll just lump josei and shoujo together tbh #kimi ni todoke #1k #gi talks animanga #1 #b

[sharkaiju]

My fave is problematic TO YOU. I don't give a shit tho

#i'm hilarious #bill cipher #silco #sid vicious #sideshow bob #peter quint #rick sanchez #nny #nurse ratched #homelander #soldier boy #magic man #lemongrab #lots of others this is just off the top of my head #tag your favs

[addhellandcurse]

OH BUGGER

#good omens #can the universe kiss him on the top of the head for me on at least someone should #just drove anyway <33 #ik it's season two eve happy season two eve to everybody who reads this!! #i need to HOLD ON TO A PLOTLINE TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS OFF OF IT FOR NEXT FEW HOURS this is so exciting ahsjjajjxj #rocking back and forward making sounds

[rainbowsuitcase]

So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it

Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."

The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.

Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."

Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.

Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.

One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."

The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)

(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)

#in order #namjoon and yoongi #namjoon #jungkook and namjoon #taehyung #seokjin #hoseok #i feel bad there's nothing about jimin #but i'm literally just ranting off the top of my head #tf you want me to say about jimin #he's a prince?? #he's Tiny but Mighty?? #he's the perfect love interest?? #click clack of chelsea boots?? #bts #bts army #bangtan #like wow i really am in a mood tonight huh #fanfiction #kpop

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play? #Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track. #The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic. #A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing! #I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact. #It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn. #Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle. #Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators! #You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head. #I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

[dozydawn]

some women w prominent eyebags/dark circles as a feature bc it’s so attractive

Anna Magnani

Tyra Banks

Sylvia Sidney

#just thought of these 3 off the top of my head #i know there’s plenty more feel free to add on #maybe copium for my own appearance. i’m not tired. if you look at pictures of me at 9 i have the same eyebags i do now #anna magnani #tyra banks #sylvia sidney #eyes #dark circles #eyebags #1k

[nottspocket]

Happy valentine’s dayyyy. On the docket for today is @habken’s Battle of the Blades au because I really really like it! They’re practicing, but they’re being goobers about it :)

#nottsketches #habken botb au #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #katsuki bakugo #mha bakugo #izuku midoriya #mha deku #deku #bakudeku #bkdk #this au lives in my head rent free #it’s just so good #the posing potential is so 🤌🤌🤌 #THE ROMANTIC POTENTIAL IS SO 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 #and habs art to top it off? fucking scrumptious dude