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cokecayin · 2 days ago
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He canonically does parkour you guys
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cognitosclowns · 2 days ago
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man I'm not even a big Andre fan but I can appreciate how unabashedly tacky this man is. he WILL wear hideously bright colours and you WILL look at them. legend
NO ABSOLUTELY <333 HIS SENSE OF STYLE IS WHATEVERS CLOSEST TO HIM WHEN HE WAKES UP <333
I get the feeling that he just,, slowly collects clothes from raves and shit??? cause like!! Sometimes ppl forget their clothes at his place after parties and just,, never come back for them so,, His Now.
Which is why 90% of his outfits are Bright as Balls colors and clubwear lmao <333 he never has to shop it's a great system
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nfxtuated · 13 hours ago
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“I— God fucking dammit, A.T.!”
When you get so annoyed u have to take your coat off and loosen your tie
OK SO CONTEXT:
The word kimchi that is Korean is read the same way it’s written, right? “KI-M-CHI”, but in Japanese since the sound of the “m” by itself doesn’t rly exist, the word is written “ki-mu-chi” which is pronounced “Ki-moo-chi”
SO headcanon: this is a little pet peeve of Andre’s and A.T. Loves messing w him LMAO she normally pronounces it kimchi, but loves being a little shit and pronouncing it “kimoochi” whenever Andre is around
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mantitsinmymouth · a day ago
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The Gang reacting to you falling asleep at work
Reagan
She gets it honestly she’s stayed in her lab for days without sleep to get work done
Sometimes they have to force her out so they can get her to shower
And working at Cognito Inc. is very tiring so she can see why you’d fall asleep
If she found you in some place more ‘public’ like the break room she’d probably try to wake you up so nobody tries to draw shit on your face while you sleep
She’d be saving you from Myc
If she came into your office (if you have one) she’d try her best not to disturb you
She’d probably come back to you at the end of the day to wake you up and tell you to go home
She might offer you a ride home seeing as your tired and all
And it’s totally not because she wants to spend more time with you
Brett
If Brett found you asleep he’d probably nudge you and ask if you’re okay
If you wake up he’d probably tell you that maybe it’s time to go home if you’re overworking yourself
He’d be v worried abt you
If you don’t though he’d probably stay with you for a few minutes in case you wake up
He’d probably drape his jacket over you while you’re sleeping so you’re warm
Andre
If he walked in the break room and saw you sleeping he would probably ignore you for the most part to do whatever he came in there to do
I have a feeling he’d just awkwardly glance at you from time to time while you’re sleeping
If he stayed in there for some time after he’d probably get bored and start poking your face to see if you’ll wake up
Or he might say stupid shit like “if u don’t get up I’m gonna post this embarrassing picture of you” to see if you’re actually sleeping or not
At some point he’s gonna go get Myc to help him draw dicks on your face
Your face will look like a school desk when you wake up
Gigi
Gigi would probably ignore you for the most part
Tons of people fall asleep at work so it’s not like it’s new for her to see
I feel like she’d be like Reagan or Brett in a way
Like maybe she’d stay there with you and just stare at anyone who walks by
Eventually she’ll wake you up whether you like it or not
She’ll ask if you’re alright and if you need anything
She’d tell you not to fall asleep again though
Myc
If you’re sleeping on the couch he will either throw you off of it, push you on the ground, or if you don’t budge he’d probably just jump on top of you and stay there if you don’t wake up
Would probably take a picture of you and post it on his Twitter to make fun of you
Let’s say like a month later if you see he still has that image on his phone and you ask him about it he’ll say he forgot to delete it
Liar
Just like Andre did, he’d draw crude drawings on your face
When you wake up he’ll make fun of you for drooling or making weird faces
He’s an asshole, but he’s a lovable asshole I swear
If he likes you (romantically or platonically) he will find a spare blanket for you to sleep with
Glenn
He might watch over you while you sleep, threatening anyone who might get too close to you
Or he’d scream in your face telling you that good soldiers don’t sleep on the job
And maybe to drop and give him 20
Honestly him waking you up might be like,,, the most gentle he’s ever been in his life
He doesn’t wanna scratch you with his claws
“C’mon, kid, wake up.”
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harkinglot · a day ago
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here’s me rambling abt glenn turning back into his old human form. WHICH FOR SOME REASON??? TO EVERYONE ELSE-- it’s a complete different look (despite already seeing it years ago)
SLIGHTLY NSFT (its really just andre and myc being the dickwads they are)
BASED ON THIS LOVELY ART/DESIGN 👏
the first thing that comes to everyone’s mind is “HOLY SHIT” which, for most, is followed by “HAS HE ALWAYS BEEN THIS ATTRACTIVE?!?!?@?@?!” which sends them all into a frenzy
and because of that alone, they just wouldnt stop looking at him. whatever mission they had, it was rotting
HELL EVEN JR IS LIKE “OH?...”
IM SORRY THIS MAN IS PROBABLY SO GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE,, A DAD BOD??? AND THAT SOUTHERN ACCENT????? HOO DAMN ID SWOON SO FAST
so does everyone else, im telling you
andre and myc would DEFINITELY make comments ESPECIALLY ABT THOSE HUGE HANDS OF HIS (and smth else wink wonk)
“(cue andre’s hilarious laugh) so, how are things down there, drill seargant??"
MYC, BEING THE BITCH HE IS, WOULD ABSOLUTELY OUT EVERYONE FOR THINKING GLENN IS HOT
“wow glenn, who could’ve thought that the entire room would have the hots for you. couldn’t be me” watch his orb glow a different color from embarrassment
“oh shut up, myc”
SPEAKING OF MYC AND GLENN I GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER POST FOR THEM– OK IM OUT. INTERMISSION OVER
this is only between her and whoever’s up there, but gigi is trying so hard to keep it together while thoughts hit her like a mf bullet train
KNOWING BRETT, HE’S PROBABLY LIKE “WOAH GLENN YOU LOOK SO COOL” BUT GOES INTO A SPIRAL BC DADDY ISSUES
reagan, if im being honest, is probably more fascinated by everyone else's fascination
she's like standing there looking at the other guys swoon over the same man they've made fun of for years
"jesus guys 🙄" but also "hey good for him 👍"
here comes the part we're all here for. GLENN HIMSELF:
he's WELL,, in disbelief bc it's been so long since he's last looked or FELT like this
he oddly doesn't feel as confident as he'd imagine???
like he's always wanted to have this form back,,, due to the inconveniences of being half-dolphin
YET HE STILL FEELS WEIRDLY INSECURE????
that is UNTIL he comes to work and EVERYTHING CHANGES.
believe me when i say he's used to being the center of attention, but THIS. this was completely different
POSITIVE ATTENTION. VERY POSITIVE.
he feels like crying BC??? IT'S SO OVERWHELMING AND HE'S JUST SO NOT USED TO IT
ESPECIALLY THE FACT SUDDENLY EVERYONE'S FLIRTY WITH HIM. he is definitely at the brink of explosion
after years of being everyone's last choice in 'fuck, marry, kill' he's FINALLY got it *pats him*
in a company run by mfs with hella daddy issues?? HE'S A HIT 👍
i mean, even past the exterior, he's still good ol Glenn– just as irritatingly patriotic
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stotchsupporter · 26 days ago
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best episode best scene
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fyeahinsidejob · a day ago
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Andre: Reagan isn’t answering her phone.
Brett, sighing: I’ll call.
Glenn: ...
Brett: [Dials Reagan]
Glenn: Gigi, Andre, Myc, and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Reagan: Brett?
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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Could i pls get Andre and Reagan's fav cuddle position and what they like to do while cuddling with their partner? Thnks, your writing is legit amazing btw
AWE GOSH <33
SFW BELOWWW
REAGAN
She can't handle feeling cramped!! it freaks her out if shes being squeezed for Too Long and Too Hard
THIS MEANS SHE USUALLY ENDS UP,, FLOPPED ON TOP OF YOU?? like a lizard on a hot stone smdnsd when she sleeps its usually on her stomach so like,,, it all works out perfectly
face down, half-on half-off you, an arm lazily drapped around your waist?? face slumped against your chest?? <333 shes dozing off so fast lmao
she might also,, lazily play with your hair?? just,, gently fiddling w/ some strands bc it's super soft <33
ALTERNATIVELY?? you laying on HER. You all,, soft and cozied up in the nook of her shoulder?? Or snoozin against her stomach?? Positions where she still has a bunch of room but <33 can still have you close?? <333 yea
ANDRE
AHAHA <333 its an absolute jumble of limbs. Just a fucking pretzel lmao.
Legs curled with yours, arm is up and off to the side while the other one is wrapped all the way around - his face is most definitely in your chest and he's 100% making jokes about it
tbh <33 his face is gonna end up either really close to yours, or hidden in your clothes <33 HE LOVES HOW YOU SMELL. your smell is home and safety and when he's had A Day he just,, wants to fall asleep
probably a nice lazy makeout tbh!! just some super tired, clumsy kisses on your bottom lip, chin n jaw!! eee you can feel his stubble and its VERY TICKLY <33
Sometimes his eyes'll open and just <33 this super excited smile when he sees your face?? <333
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nfxtuated · 14 days ago
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AHAHDBKEFB I COULDNT STOP GIGGLING WHILE I WAS SKETCHING THIS
I made another one for the tik tok gang yaaaay ✨ I was scrolling through my likes on tik tok and when I saw this I couldn’t help but think it was perfect for Andre bc of the STD part HAHAHAHA help I’m having too much fun w these
Next one will be Gigi 👀 I have something special for her and another meme idea of Gigi with A.T. - while I work on those tho I’ll also work on oc/sona interactions with A.T. I’ve been wanting to work on this week sjdjekrne
Also can I just say I’m way more happy w how this one turned out 💕 it’s the second one I’ve made but I’m more comfy w the tools that I used on this one than in the first one, so the quality of the rest of these series will be the same as this or might improve and I’m excited
Anyway this is the tik tok I used for this post
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sorry-but-no-sorry · 26 days ago
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“I’m not just a drug guy you know, I speak Latin :(”
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incorrectinsidejob · 28 days ago
Reagan, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gigi: Hey.
Myc: Hi.
Glenn: Hello.
Brett: Hey!
Reagan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Andre: We were out of Doritos.
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