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blatantlackofdecorum · 1 year

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do you write for multiple characters at once? liek simple headcannons but w a few characters included? if not just ignore this but if you do what about ron, brett, and / or andre (feel free to pick who u wanna write for lol) with a Short™️ reader ? i really love what you've posted so far :P

I do! of course, and thank you!! I’m including height headcanons for everyone too.

Brett Hand

- brett stands at around 6′2″ or 74 inches. he’s the second tallest of the three, but has always been a little intimidated by anyone taller than him. so he mentions it less than ron does. - the type of man to buy you stools for your kitchen if he see’s you struggling to get anything. he won’t even mention it to you, but some days you randomly notice a lot of unannounced furniture. if he see’s something starting to wear or tear, he’ll just get you a new one. call him irresponsible with his money all you want, he just wants to make things easier for you. - oh the hugs are supreme. whether he’s checking in on you at work or simply just gotten home, draping his arms across your waist and hugging you from behind, to his chest has to be one of his favorite things. you could practically use him as a pillow and he’d still just be happy to have you with him. - would not hesitate to pick you up if needed. piggy back rides? he’s literally built for it, need to grab something high up? he’s right there without a second thought. he does tend to lay out his house a bit differently when the two of you start dating, if he knows you’ll be over he sets out any coffee supplies you could need on his counter so you don’t have to stress over it in the morning. - he does worry though, he knows you can take care of yourself but, if someone hurt you, especially while he wasn’t there, he couldn’t live with himself. just a little more cautious about your safety, (will splurge on any self defense tool you could ask for) he will not hesitate to get weirdly protective the second someone so much as looks at you wrong. - will occasionally call you short or shorty, but if he ever sensed it making you uncomfortable he’d stop. if he knows you well enough, he’s able to read you like a book. very hypervigilant.

Ron Staedtler

- ron is definitely the tallest of the three at a staggering 6′4″ or 76 inches. he’s also definitely the one that mentions it the most. he’s used to being the tallest person in the room, but he is such a tease.

- this man spends most of his time with you in his arms in some form or another. pda is already a strong-suit of his. leaning his head on your shoulder while you’re working? his fingers laced with his or his arm snaked around your shoulder? he loves it. can’t get enough of it. - definitely holds stuff above your head, waits for you to reach up and kisses you when you do. that’s practically his favorite move, and he pulls it off quite well every-time. he’s a pain in the ass but he really does love you.. he does get over affectionate sometimes, so prepare to be occasionally smothered in pecks. - will just grab stuff off shelves for you if needed, don’t think you won’t get a chuckle or two out of him as he does though. (if you get tired of his shenanigans and climb on the counter though he’ll cheer you on regardless)

- i’d say you get scary dog privileges but he’s more mildly concerning if anything. that being said if anyone ever tried to mess with you, they can prepare for an awful surprise when he stumbles upon it. he’s a nice guy but he knows how to kick some serious ass.

- very soft, will spoon the living hell out of you, (and doesn’t really have a preference between big spoon or little spoon) on one hand being coddled does feel pretty nice, and the other, he gets to wrap around you.. win win.

Andre Lee

- andre is our shortest member of the three, at 5′9″ or 69 inches, 😌 this only means that he isn’t used to people being much shorter than him in relationships, which means he’ll definitely notice it more. - he finds he actually does like being the taller one, but he is not nearly as showoffish as ron. if he sees you struggling to reach something? he’ll grab it for you. it was originally how the two of you met, you were struggling to grab a coffee cup from the top shelf of one of the cognito kitchens, and he noticed. not wanting to be awkward he grabbed it and delivered it to your desk.. than realized he made it a bit more awkward. - prepare for a lot of time spent with his head resting on yours, especially if he's tired. he falls asleep holding you a lot ( otherwise he tends to have trouble staying asleep) usually leaving you half awake and tangled in limbs. not that you really mind it. - might crack a few more jokes about it if he’s high, but he usually has a higher standard for humor than that, (absolute lie, if you so much as say ball around him he’ll giggle like a mad man) bad habit. if anyone else ever jokes about it though prepare to be lectured, only he can make fun of his s/o - would not hesitate to provide you platforms or heels if you were insecure (or dysphoric) about your height, but he thinks it’s just a part of you and won’t hesitate to remind you of that. prepare for him bragging over his perfect partner anytime you mention feeling insecure. - he’s just stupid in love with you, your height will never change that. <3

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bluud-sugar · 1 year

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you know ur hyperfixating when you call something “exsplooserbating” /ref

im soooo normal about this show

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emmalifetube · 11 months

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There it is, an Andre Lee pride icon, I might do more icons from other fandoms as the month goes on, I really hope I have the time but I'll try. (You may suggest icons for me to do too!)

I really like Inside Job and I hate that Netflix canceled it >:[

Anyways, him and Brett are best boys <3

#fanart #inside job #inside job fanart #andre lee #andre lee inside job #andre lee fanart #pride #panseuxal #pansexual icons #pride icons

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coinesse · 1 month

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Woa is that Andre inside job >o<

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maleposting · 1 year

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mangymuttz · 1 year

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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

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tvgals · 1 year

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i wanna pee on him in the kinkiest way possible

#blkshoyo #myatalks🫡#andre lee #andre lee inside job #inside job #brett hand #brett x reader #andre x reader #andre lee is the cutest i need him pls #he’s so ugly he’s cute <33333 #my lil scientist :(( <3

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coffie-coffieraptorstudios · 1 year

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I finally did the thing :)

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juice-plums · 11 months

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Andre Lee x reader: Nicotine Air

(smutty)

Y/n was in the bathroom of Cognito Inc on the toilet the bathroom that would fit two people she heavily puffs onto her vape pen Y/n’s favorite one the jolly rancher it tasted just like them Jr wanted them to go see the lizard people again and Y/n was freaking out her vape pen was calming her down

Andre Lee popped his head in the bathroom They stared at each other as Y/n blew some smoke out Andre smiles

“I’m sorry I thought I locked it did you need it?”

“No Just thought I find you here you left pretty fast at the meeting today”

he responded walking in and sneakily locking the door sitting right next to her surprised the toilet can fit two people she took another hit it was hairs blowing the smoke everywhere Andre watched her lips releasing the smoke then he took her pen

“What flavor?” He asks Y/n turned to him and scratches her elbow “It’s Jolly rancher” She responds Andre took a hit and blew it out he was a professional of smoking he smoked way stronger drugs than what she did

“Are you nervous about the meeting?” he asks in an soft voice

“Yeah” She says leaning back against the toilet Andre chuckles

“It’s not like you to get scared…what?”

“you are not forced to do something you don’t want to do I always say what I don’t want to do and still get force to do it”

“Yeah I’m way more privileged than you in this industry”

They stare at each other Andre blew some smoke The tiny room was getting foggy like some sort of hot boxing the air was getting an sexy atmosphere Y/n bites her lip leaning into Andre while blowing out smoke and kisses his lips sharing the flavor air

Y/n moans into mouth deepening the kiss air flowing out Andre drops the pen pulling Y/n onto his lap squeezing her bum Slipping his tongue in her mouth she tangles her finger in his hair grinding on his crotch

Pulling him to the tile floor Andre squeezed her chest making her yelp He leaves trails of kisses down her neck unbuttoning her shirt She helps taking off her skirt showing her stockings and panties Andre chuckles looking at her up down at her matching set

“did you get like this for me? did you know I would come in here and check up on you?”

She giggles kissing his chin

“kind of I’ve been dreaming about you devouring,taking control over me…but we were in a castle”

Andre chuckles taking off his suit shirt showing scrawny body his crocs were off he then took off his pants and….

“You’re Not wearing underwear??!!!” She looked damn for a scrawny man he sure was packin Andre chuckles and nods

“mmhm and all for you” Andre grabs the pen taking a big puff he holds his penis in his hand as a little cream colored bead comes out from the tip She spreads her legs Andre pulls her panties to the side

“Please be gentle This is my first ti-AHH!”

Andre enters Y/n’s fresh pussy drool falling down her mouth he groans feeling her clench around his cock making room for him Y/n grips his shoulders Andre rests his forehead on hers going balls deep with a pap sound

Y/n kisses his mouth her face scrunched sweat falling from her forehead Andre holds himself up his hands on both side of Y/n’s head and starts to slowly thrust she brought her hand to her mouth to conceal her grunts and squeals of pain

That did not stop Andre he lowly moans watching his penis going in and out of her the sight made his Penis twitch inside her She squeals her eyes rolling in the back of her head the pit in her stomach hurt she looked there was a lump going up in her stomach then The sensation was changing she began to moan

“Andre Fasterr!!~” she moans wrapping her legs around him Andre grins and began to thrust faster he takes a swift breath with every thrust Y/n screams as her juices leaked from her pussy as Andre rams into her cervix she hopes someone will come in and sees the slut she is making of herself

“Y/n keep clenching like that around me-Ah!~ you’re gonna milk me dry”

“gahhhhhh!~~~ Andre cum in my fucking pussy oooooohhh!!~~ I love it so muchh” She screams Andre grabs her neck and force french kiss her Y/n tugs his hair making Andre Grunt and smack her thighs

“Yeah I’m gonna coat your Fucking womb make it so full of my cum” grabbing a fistful of her hair Y/n began to see white and see stars

“Andre!!!” She yells cumming Andre thrust at a inhuman speed while she came as he came inside her Y/n screams in ecstasy feeling his cum travel inside her Andre pulls out a slight pop sound and his semen leaks out of her

Andre gets beside her and she lays by his side

“There I was your stress reliever” Andre cheekily smiles Y/n slaps his chest playfully though She takes the pen and blew in some smoke then puffs out Passing it to Andre putting the pen to his lips.

•I don’t condone Vaping

#smut #inside job #andre lee #Andre lee inside job #andre lee x reader

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insidejizz · 1 year

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some myc requests i received! brett requested myc on a unicycle, and ceo of myc supreme @flyingspicerack is helping me push my jewish myc agenda with myc lighting candles

the rest is from my own brainrot

#CLASSIFIED #i have SOOOO many thoughts btw #this comic caused me and my friend to argue abt whether myc could use a bong #also his menorah is just a combo of reallly pretty menorahs that i love #cuz i think its a heritage piece <3 #also hes using his rolling tray as a catcher for the wax #brett hand #andre lee #andre lee inside job #inside job #myc #magic myc #myc cellium #myc inside job #jewish myc

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blatantlackofdecorum · 1 year

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HEY THIS IS KIND OF SPECIFIC BUT CAN YOU DO THE GANGS REACTION TO A READER WHO IS USUALLY SERIOUS AND DOESNT EXPRESS MUCH, BUT THEN KINDA BREAKS DOWN AND STARTS VIOLENTLY SOBBING IN FRONT OF THEM?? THANK YOU HEHEEHE

OHOHO I can. keep it coming with requests anon, because hyper specific stuff is my favorite to write tbh

Went with Reagan, Brett, Ron and Andre for this! (Sorry JR fans i’m saving him for special occasion)

Reagan

- her first reaction is shock, she hesitates to touch you at first, wanting to make sure she doesn’t overwhelm you. - she has.. a confusing time with people’s emotions, but it’s you. “Hey.. what’s wrong?”

- she’d take your hand in hers, rubbing the back of it mindfully. modeling breathing techniques they sprung on her in anonymous anonymous. - cooing the only words of comfort she can think of, all of her thoughts cease when you wrapped your arms around her. she froze for a few seconds, before returning it. - she’s always struggled with repressing her own emotions, but this had been a long-time coming. she pondered how you’d managed this long without any outburst. she rubbed your back haphazardly, and listened to you with shaky breaths try to explain the source of this. - “I’m glad you told me” was her first response, “I know it feels like it sometimes, but you don’t have to handle this by yourself. promise.”

- the type to let you vent to her and than will take you out to get food, because talking about emotions is exhausting - expect her to be a little more vigilant when it comes to your emotions though.

Brett

- his first instinct is to smother you, “what’s wrong love? did something happen? can I hug you?” all of his concern poured out into his words, waiting for you to give something of a nod before wrapping his arms around you - if you need a minute to cry it out, he’s all for it. expect him to rub your back and just listen.

- he might cry a bit himself, (he’s on the higher empathy side of autism I don’t make the rules, me too brett) - that being said, anything you got going on? he’s in it with you. if this is caused by a certain person? expect him to have some stern words for them, if it’s at a situation? he won’t stop until he can help you figure it out.

- he usually keeps a panic attack kit on him at work, so he won’t hesitate to get you a fidget if needed. he understands how hard it can be to come down from sobbing like that. when you’ve calmed down to a certain point, he takes your hand in his.

- “I want you to know i’m happy you shared this, and I care about you. I promise we’ll figure this out together okay?” every bit of his reassurance seems to be nothing but believable.

- if the two of you are at home when this happens? expect to be cuddled and practically worshipped until you feel better.. if you’re at work, he’s taking you to his office to wait out the anxiety-attack hangover.

Ron - “honey, ” his hands find your face quickly. wiping your tears with his thumbs. “hey, what’s going on?” he waits for you to find the words. a patient frown dawning his lips. - straight to reassurance. “everything’s gonna be alright, I promise” - he’s not happy that this is happening, but he is a little relieved that he’s finally seen you showing some of your emotions, he just worries you don’t feel comfortable around him sometimes. (Despite this obviously not being true)

- “I’m here to listen.” he reassures. as the initial tears and your breathing start to slow, he’ll start to listen to the situation, and throughout it expect him to be nodding all the way. he just wants to make sure you know he’s listening. - and really, he is. if you need help trying to fix a problem? this guys there, if you just need to talk for a little bit, he’s always up to listen. he just wants to see you happy. - that being said, he’s happy the two of you could talk at this level. there’s something of a bond that comes from it.

- expect him to start checking up on you more, especially just asking if you need to rant to anyone. coworker problems? parking ticket? ranting family member? he’s practically heard it all.

- he’d ask you to go watch movies after this, I don’t make the rules. he might even take the day off for it.

Andre

- he might immediately worry he did something wrong, but when he figures out this is an entirely different problem, he’s doing everything he can to help you calm down (he’s definitely had his own panic attacks before though, so he already has a few ideas in mind)

- he reaches for a hug, wrapping his arms around you with a soft sigh. “I’ve got you. I promise.” He hums out, letting you sob into his shoulder.

- the crying doesn’t last very long, and within a couple minutes, your breath’s feel somewhat full again. your hands though continue to shake in Andre’s grasp, and he doesn’t let up on tracing your palm.

- after a bit of talking, mostly andre listening (with the occasional verbal profanity at the absurd-mess of a situation) he starts to understand your apprehension to leave that facade you put on for work. he definitely knew someone was under there, but he realized this might be his first time meeting them.

- he’s generally the most down to earth out of the group when it comes to mental health stuff. he has nowhere to judge. so by all means, if his partners having trouble with it? he’s all ears. sometimes having someone to just listen to you can go a long way. he really cares about you, and he knows you’d do it for him.

- “we’ll figure this out; we won’t stop until it’s fixed.” His hand squeezed yours; and his eyes finally met yours: anything about his expression could’ve easily convinced you of his intentions.