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#Angel Cookie kin
mewozie · 8 months
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Ok so before I start the art spam heres my kinlist. Will be updated over time if needed :)
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ousama · 2 years
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oh my god remember Simon are they still on here
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lynnarang · 3 months
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Christmas with the In-Laws
Angel so very excited for the holidays, who has been humming merry hymns for weeks now and decorating the apartment in all sorts of festive matters.
Demon who doesn’t celebrate but well, her girlfriend just looks so cute like this, it wouldn’t hurt to play along a little, right?
When it came to traveling, the angel’s excitement turned right back to nerves. They couldn’t exactly visit the angel’s family (she hadn’t told them she was dating a demon nor had she come out to any of her extended family) so they instead decided to visit the demon’s kin.
Really, it was weird visiting her demonic in-laws for a religous holiday, (the demon insisted it was more a capitalist ritual than anything) but she wanted to celebrate it among family!
So the two flew halfway across the world by plane, and the rest of the way by angel wings.
Nothing set the tone for the rest of their visit better when the demon’s succubus mother opened the door in a ‘sexy santa’ outfit she had made herself, followed immediately by both angel and demon being pounced upon with hugs from the demon’s little sister.
There was a tree with presents beneath it (some of them suspiciously bone-shaped), a crackling fireplace that sometimes screamed in agony, and an overabundance of cookies and pastries available at all times.
The angel fluttered happily about with festive cheer while her girlfriend fetched a black coffee. Demon’s werewolf father and oversized puppy sister were both as eager about the company as they were about the food, while the succubus of the house prepared a massive holiday feast.
It was far from the stuffy and overcrowded mess of extended family that the angel was used to, warmth and coziness abound.
Maybe it would be nice if her plate of food wasn’t constantly being eyed by a pack of hungry wolves and her girlfriend’s mom didn’t flirt with her, but…
Even if it was a small gathering of people she wasn’t blood-related to, it was the first time the angel felt like family could mean something positive.
And that on its own was worth celebrating.
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lov3-sweet · 2 months
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Headcannons and fact for GingerBrave and hes siblings in My Crk Au
TW!!,death,a tad bit of angst and terrible grammer
1.they represent the whole "do no evil" with their respective reasons,Dozer=see no evil since he sleeps most of the time closing hes eyes,GingerBright=hear no evil as she probably trys to ignore the problem trying to brighten and cheer everyone up(Gingerbrave sorta also uses this as a coping mechanism ever since she passed),GingerBrave=say no evil since he lied to hes friends of why they were made to protect them from the harsh truth
2.Gingerbright and Dozer are dead from the witch in this Au but they were trapped in a void for unknown reasons and get brought back by Dark enchantress cookie and sorta betray by using GingerBrave to find their kingdom and give Creampuff,Alchemist and wizard corrupted artifacts since they thought he didn't care about their deaths by lieing on what they were made for but later on they realized they made a grave mistake
3.GingerBright was made from leftover dough for the sole purpose of tracking Dozer and GingerBrave and capturing them for the witch by being a spy but she instead turned on the witch(I guess a traitor is always a traitor)
4. Dozer and GingerBrave are Twins with dozer technically being older by a few seconds but he was sorta asleep in hes first moments while Gingerbrave was panicking over their other siblings burning to ash in hes arms so GingerBrave thinks hes older since he was up first and thus him being overprotective of dozer and dozer never told him the truth feeling like hes the reason why GingerBrave is so stressed over losing him
5.GingerBright is the youngest but the brightest when it comes to learning stuff
6. They all have corrupted forms being based of different things and animals like GingerBright is like a gorgon and Dozer being a ghost,Angel? Andluna moth GingerBrave being skeleton,demon and death head hawkmoth
7.Both GingerBright and Dozer teasing GingerBrave on he's crush on Wizard cookie with Dozer being the worst for it
8. their pupils main color when they're possed or alter egos are in control or when they use magic in general is the same color as their weapons gingerbrave is red dozers is green and gingerbright being pink
9.Gingerbrave become the holder White lily cookies souljam because he fought for he's freedom and was the one to keep the solidarity between hes friends one way or another
10.Gingerbrave really hates Dark Enchantress cookie because she reminds him when if he went bonkers if he'd lose Dozer and GingerBright but she also reminds him of Matilda the witch but he understands and emphasize why she's doing all of this just doesn't condones it and thinks that Dark enchantress stooped down to the witchs level
11.GingerBrave see White lily as family since she reminds him of how Dozer used to be but also how she practically treats him like he's her son
12.Gingerbrave will and would torture you if you hurt those he see as family and he also kinda scary if you manage to make him angry enough
13.The siblings when corrupted feed of different emotions and they don'treally need to but they get strongerif they do, its supposed to be ironic as the witch practically fed off the suffering of their kin before actually eating them
14. When they do consume emotion Dozer feds off doubt/sorrow GingerBright feds off of Despair/hopelessness and Gingerbrave feeds off of pure Fear
15.they sometimes throw eachother out of windows and use one another as a skateboard or Sled
16.Dozer once fell asleep mid battle while standing up
17.GingerBright thought Wizard cookie put a curse on GingerBrave when GingerBrave was trying to figure what a crush was and they way he described it was confusing only Strawberry cookie figured it out it was a crush
18.Gingerbrave is always the last one asleep watching over everyone to make sure their safe,they all also learned how to snore silently to avoid being caught by the witch and only snore when their safe
19.Gingerbraves cane can become a sickle or scyth while Dozers becomes bow or crossbow
20.They all with out realizing it share dreams no knowing the other are actually in it and its the only time their a family agian because of this
Should I do more?
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revolving-moons · 5 months
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Requests are open!
Hi there, We're an fictive heavy OSDD-B system of 28 alters who want to help fellow fictives and kins! Please follow the below guidelines for requests and take a look at our alter list under the cut (the emojis are our sign offs)
Request types: Stimboard, moodboard, pokémon teams, pronoun suggestions, playlists, positivity posts and recipes
Sources: Pokémon, minecraft, dsmp and related media, hermitcraft, yo-kai watch, undertale/deltarune + aus, omori, splatoon, persona 5, sonic, fnaf, cuphead, batim, stardew valley, slime rancher, animal crossing, the owl house, cookie run kingdom, madoka magica + side story, lobotomy corp, danganronpa, vocaloid, yume nikki, angels of death, spider-man/verse, tf2, ROTTMNT, restaurant to another world, DDLC, creepypasta, land of the lustrous
Request info: You don't need to request a character it can be something like a location or item, you can whatever request colour schemes and aesthetic you want (minus yanderecore or gorecore), fictive tags will be put on a post by default
Other info: We are autistic and chronically ill so it may take us time to complete requests, we might add more sources and request types in the future so watch out for updates! Lastly please don't interact with us if you are endo/pro endo, thank you for understanding
Shye 🖌️ (She/they)
Gel 🧸 (They/them)
Hikki 🐇 (She/they)
Ava 🫀 (She/her)
Soda 🧃 (He/it)
Sunstone ☀️ (Xe/gem)
Kitrine 🦊 (It/its)
Ashoal 🌊 (She/her)
Wren 🦢 (She/he)
Rai 🐯 (Any)
Nekomata 🐈‍⬛ (She/they/it)
Spice 🍄 (They/mush)
Aletta 🥘 (She/her)
Bebe 🍬 (Bey/plush/tea)
Frostina 🧊 (She/they/it)
Lumie 🧪 (Fey/ink)
Mari 🕷️ (She/they)
Pyro 🔥 (They/them)
Donnie 👾 (He/they)
Mimic 👻 (They/it/spook)
Raincloud ☔ (It/pix/fizz)
Rouge 💎 (She/they/gleam)
Lolbit ⚙️ (They/it)
Moon 🥛 (He/end/star)
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agender-mercy-irl · 4 months
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Realized I never made a introduction page so uhhhh LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!!
- Angel/Axel (Angel preferred)
- He/it/Shark
- Agender
- Mercy fictionkin!
- Cookie run Kingdom/Overwatch 2 account
- I draw mostly traditional art but I can draw digital
My favorite characters:
Mercy / Junkrat / Black Lemonade / Parfait / Dark cacao / Prune juice
My tags:
Art - #angels art
Talking: #angel speaks
Opinions: #angel opinons
Rants/Vents: #angels rants/vents
Tagging me!!: #agender mercy irl
Interact PLS!!!:
Systems ✔️
Fiction kins ✔️
Cookie run/Overwatch players ✔️
People with Autism and/or ADHD ✔️
LGBTQ+ people ✔️
People who use ":3" on a daily basis ✔️
People who ship parfait and black lemonade cookie ✔️
Rob zombie listeners ✔️
Odetari likers ✔️
ROADHOG/JUNKRAT MAINS 🫶✔️
Artists ✔️✨
Neopronouns/Xenogender users ✔️
Pink/Atlantic all stars mercy skin users ✔️
DNI!:
Basic DNI (Homophobes, Racists, Ableists, Transphobic people, etc.) ✖️
People who think junkrat and roadhog are father and son coded (gross...) ✖️
People who cause flag discourse ✖️
Mercy haters ✖️
Junkrat haters ✖️
Anti Neopronouns/Xenogenders ✖️
People who encourage sysmed ✖️
Rule 34 artists (am a minor) ✖️
"Cringe!" (You all annoy me.) ✖️
Pink/Atlantic all stars mercy HATERS ✖️✖️✖️✖️
Will add on but that's it for now :333
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caeruleophile · 1 year
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💙 hii i'm Alkene!! 💙
Hii my name is Alek, but you can call me Alke, Alkene or Chemical Eater! I'm a young artist from Russia 💙 I decided to make this post just to introduce myself.
I have this awesome pic with some random facts about me.
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TRANSLATION:
- my pronouns are HE/HIM (please)
- square pictures in the upper right are my fav music albums
- these characters are my KINS!! this is my small kinlist!!
- my height is 157 cm
- i weight about 90 kg (FAT FAT FAT)
- these are my mbti types
💙more info under the cut💙
My music taste (from left to right from top to bottom):
Melanie Martinez - Crybaby
Of Montreal – Skeletal Lamping
half•alive – Now, Not Yet
Аквариум - Дети Декабр��
sitcom - Be The One You Love
Научно-технический рэп - 10
Дайте танк - Глаза боятся
Bo Burnham - Inside
My highest kins (from left to right from top to bottom):
Richard Hendricks (Silicon Valley)
The Narrator (Fight Club)
Blue (Dick Figures)
Abe Lincoln (Clone High)
Boy (Boy Dog Girl Cat Mouse Cheese)
Kevin (3 out of 10, a playable sitcom on epic games)
Barney (Ron's Gone Wrong)
Jerry (Code Monkeys)
What I like to draw:
Fan art (I often take inspiration from different media).
People (Beautiful creatures, I love people)
Humanoids (If you're not human, but you look like a human, YOU're COOL and I love you. Aliens are especially respected by me.)
Stickmen (Humanoids, but cooler!!)
Robots, mechas (I don't really know how to draw them, but I love to do it)
Cyberpunk (AESTHETIC AND GENRE, not the game)
Landscapes (For relaxation~)
Objects (The ones from different object shows youknow)
Angels, demons, well, religious stuff, hahah
Graphic design!!
I PREFER DIGITAL, I draw traditionally in rare cases when there is no computer nearby!!!
List of all the fandoms I've ever been a part of:
Mario franchise
Cartoon series "Wishfart"
Videogame "No Straight Roads"
Videogame "Mad Rat Dead"
Anime "Ingress The Animation"
Movie "Split"
"Zoolander" / "Zoolander 2" films
TV series "Malcolm in the middle"
TV series "Breaking bad"
Animated series "Grojband"
TV series "The IT crowd"
Animated series "Code Monkeys" (2007)
Playable sitcom "3 out of 10"
MMORPG "Tower of Fantasy"
Mobile 18+ game "Nu:Carnival"
Games "Lucius" / "Lucius 2" / "Lucius 3"
The movie "Fight Club"
The movie "Children of the corn"
The mobile game "Cookie Run Kingdom"
Anime (or animated series idk) "All Saints Street"
Web series "Dick Figures"
Animated film "The Road to El Dorado"
The TV series "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"
Games "OLDTV"/"Plasma TV"/"Back of Space"
YouTuber FЯED (true legend)
Games "Give Up" / "Give Up 2" / "Never Give Up"
Animated film "Ron's Gone Wrong"
The series "Squid Game"
The comic book series "Resident Alien" (including the TV series)
The game "Spore"
Animated series "Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese"
The book-trilogy "Escape Book" by Ivan Tapia
Books and animated series "The Last Kids on Earth"
The game (not yet released) "Worship"
The game "Struggling"
Animated series "Clone High"
Mobile games "Vector" / "Vector 2"
TV series "The Office"
TV series "Silicon Valley"
TV series "Bates Motel"
All "Psycho" movies
A series of games "Five Nights at Freddy's" and everything related to it (even some fan content)
The game "Dialtown"
TV series "Society"
TV Series "The Good Doctor"
TV Series "Black Mirror"
Anime "Black Rock Shooter"
Object Show "Battle For Dream Island"
Object Show "Inanimate Insanity"
The game "Pony Island"
The Game " The Stanley Parable"
"Ingress" Mobile AR game
DC Universe, Teen Titans
Web series "Camp Camp"
The film and the book "Clockwork Orange"
Web series "This is Bob"
The book "Metro 2033"
The game "Bendy and the ink machine"
Web series "Eddsworld"
The game "Undertale"
Animated series "Gravity Falls"
Animated series "Adventure Time"
My Main OCS
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The last two OCs are aliens :p And all my OCs represent me in some way, I still call them my other personalities tbh :>
Some of my artworks~
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noooo my artstyle is so inconsistent .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
💙 Well i hope now you know a little more about me 💙
Have a nice day, stranger! Thanks for visiting my blog :з
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mahoupup · 1 month
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I love having kin mutuals/friends! I see sirens and I think 'wow that's my angel friend whom I think is really cool!' "That's White Lily Cookie!!! My mutual is in fae's game!!!" 'Oh the angels??? The angels whom I want to share bakes goods with!!!'
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toxi-kins · 1 month
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My name is Toxi and this is my kin blog!
I'm 22 years old and use she/they pronouns. I'm agnostic in my belief but there's no harm in hypothesis, right? I'm also genderfae and an aroace fictorose lesbian
My Otherkintypes:
Angelkin
Demonkin
Ghostkin
Sirenkin (like a mermaid but dangerous)
Unicornkin
Eldritchkin (this encompasses my angel and fiction kintypes)
My fictionkintypes:
Seiko Kimura (Danganronpa)
Terra (Teen Titans 2003)
The Shifting Mound (Slay the Princess)
Pastry (Cookie Run Kingdom)
Blueberry Pie (Cookie Run)
Mitsuri Kanroji (Demon Slayer)
Ranmaru Kageyama (Your Turn to Die)
Rapunzel (Tangled)
Es (Alter Ego)
Aya Asagiri (Magical Girl Site (VERY canon divergent))
Sakura Haruno (Also very canon divergent)
Vio Link (LoZ Four Swords manga)
All systems and queer folks are welcome to interact with this blog! I do not support censorship, but am uncomfortable with proshippers and would prefer they didn't interact.
I sell kin related designs on RedBubble!
My edit blog -> @manicpixie-edits
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healingpuppys · 2 months
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Stimboards pt. 3
Alhaitham genshin stimboard
OC stimboard
CG! rose and little kanaya stimboard
pink puppy stimboard
agere popeye stimboard
cyalm stimboard
paci gifs pt. 7
purple fox stimboard
pokemon card stimboard
agere sakiko togawa stimboard
pitbull stimboard
yuri stimboard
natsuki stimboard
black and red toy poodle stimboard
monika stimboard
sayori stimboard
jumping spider and tarantula stimboard
purple and blue jellyfish stimboard
agere isaac clarke stimboard
Kao Ushi stimboard
grease the movie stimboard
harpy eagle stimboard
angel kin stimboard
bumblebee stimboard
Labrador stimboard
agere johnny truant stimboard
pink tropical stimboard
pink and white ragdoll cat stimboard
catnap stimboard
gummigoo tadc stimboard
just natsuki stimboard
harley quinn great dane stimboard
agere dirk and jake stimboard
black german shep petre stimboard
be kind be gentle stimboard
queerplatonic soul and maka stimboard
agere lunar from the sun and moon show stimboard
surge the tunrec stimboard
princess cookie stimboard
stary tail stimboard
bive regretevetor stimboard
agere oc sen stimboard
CG! woody and little leafy stimboard
paci gifs 6
pinkie pie and fluttershy stimboard
lalaloopsy stimboard
CG! blocky and little woody stimboard
self indulgent birthday pup stimboard
edgar electric dreams stimboard
cometcare stimboard
brave stimboard
pastel rocambole stimboard
fox stimboard with autumn and mushrooms stimboard
medusa stimboard
apollo themed stimboard
agere meowrails stimboard
ponyo stimboard
taz poemme stimboard
agere sestro stimboard
CG! jane crocker stimboard
Fleur de lis mlp stimboard
petre columbus zombieland stimboard
pup regressor jade harley with prospit dreamer
alastor deer petre stimboard
petre bunny june egbert stimboard
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CG! alastor stimboard
CG! adam and little Lute stimboard
beach dj stimboard
y2k with windows 98 stimboard
sibby puppy and duckling playdate stimboard
purple and blue fortnite stimboard
annabeth chase stimboard
cutie mark crusaders stimboard
rosie hazbin hotel stimboard
Sebastian stardew valley stimboard
agere error sans stimboard
agere gnarpy stimboard
warrior cats stimboard
draculara stimboard
george from aurthor stimboard
rose lalonde monster regressor stimboard
angeldust paci gif
therian/petre stimboard
ruffrock stimboard
stephanie brown stimboard
chinese new year hello kitty stimboard
sanrio milk agere stimboard
purple cinnamaroll stimboard
rainbow dash and daring do stimboard
ticci toby stimboard
non-binary niko bellic GTA4 stimboard
agere bingo heeler stimboard
CG! vaggie and tiny charlie stimboard
CG! husk and baby angeldust stimboard
scootaloo stimboard
horrus zahhak foal regressor stimboard
agere nepeta stimboard
mole stimboard
agere roxy lalonde stimboard
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squishe · 2 months
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.*~ welcome to my twister mine uwu ~*.
cinnamon/cinnie ☁️ they/he/sun ☁️ 22
transmasc lesbian 🩵 taken ! 🩵 woof
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💧 im autistic & chronically/mentally ill and talk about it on occasion
💧 normies dni. this is a freaks-only establishment <3
💧 i have a few sideblogs i may follow for
💧 slightly more under the cut
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special interests:
vocaloid (especially kagerou project), adventure time, cosmetics chemistry
regular interests:
video games (acnh, cookie run: kingdom + ovenbreak, indie horror rpgs (SIGNALIS)), poetry, art (traditional + pixel), graphic novels/manga
kins:
cinnamoroll (sanrio), mary kozakura (kagepro), bonnibel bubblegum (adventure time), angel (devilish hairdresser), dog. arf. there's more that are secret <3
idk what else to put rn but i love u and i hope you have a nice day baiiiiiii <333
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DNI:
You are LGBTphobic
You are racist
You are xenophobic
You are an ableist
You are an exclusionist
You are sexist
You are a Trump supporter
You are Anti BLM & ACAB
You are truscum/transmed
You are anti kin, mogai, neopronouns or xenogenders
You support cringe culture
You ship pedophilia and/or incest (A Proshipper)
You are a MAP/Pedo
You don’t believe in non-binary genders
You are a porn/ddlg/nsfw/kink blog
You are going to start a discourse about kins
You do not support Unlabeled and Pomosexual/romantic people
Support or defend people who support the above
What is a QPR?
QPR stands for Queerplatonic Relationship!
Queerplatonic relationships are most commonly used for Aspec people! (People who are on the Aro and/or Ace spectrum!)
A QPR is a close non-sexual, non-romantic relationship that is beyond what most would consider to be a friendship. It consists of emotional commitment and prioritization that is typically seen in a romantic relationship. More simpler, it’s being more than friends, but, less than lovers. It may be more easier to explain that way.
About me!:
My names: Ollie/Ozzie/Freddie/Teddie
Pronouns: She/They/It
Gender: Transmasc Demigirl
Sexuality: Arospec Bi Aegosexual
What is this blog?
I really made this blog just for myself, but, I wouldn’t mind seeing people here!
Maybe some other Aspec people that may be in a QPR, or, Aspec people that long to have a QPR, or Aspec people that just like what I do! Or, non Aspec people that weren’t even aware of QPRs and may find them interesting to know about!
Or, something…..
I will take requests on what to draw! (As long as it has something to do with the QPRs I already have on my list!)
RULES:
You are allowed to pick any QPR I have in the fandom list for me to draw!
I will not draw anything NSFW.
I won’t draw anything sex, r_pe, ab_se, inc_st or p_dophilia.
I am allowed to say no to a request.
Fandoms & My Fav QPRs!:
A
Amphibia (Sprig + Maddie + Ivy) (Sasha + Anne + Marcy) (Polly + Pearl)
B
Bendy And The Ink Machine (Boris + Bendy + Alice)
Bendy And Boris: The Quest For The Ink Machine (Bendy + Cuphead)
C
Cuphead (Cagney + Hilda + Cala Maria + Blind Spector)
Camp Camp (Gwen + David) (Harrison + Nerris + Preston)
Cookie Run (Cotton Candy Cookie x Herb Cookie x Cinnamon Cookie x Cherry Blossom Cookie)
Chikn Nuggit (Cheez Borger + Chikn Nuggit + Cofi + Slushi)
D
Doki Doki Literature Club (Natsuki + Yuri + Monika + Sayori)
Ducktales 2017 (Louie + Boyd) (Dewey + Gosalyn)
Deltarune (Kris + Berdly)
F
Five nights at Freddys (Glamrock Freddy + Monty + Glamrock Chica + Roxanne + Sun/Moon)
H
Hazbin Hotel (Angel Dust + Alastor)
Happy Tree Friends (Flippy + Flaky)
I
Invader Zim (Dib + Zim)
L
Little nightmares (Six + Mono Mono)
M
My Little Pony (Muffins + Dr. Whooves + Roseluck) (Pinkie Pie + Princess Luna) (Gallus + Smolder + Ocellus + Silver Stream + Yona + Sandbar)
Minecraft Story Mode (Petra + Lukas + Jesse) (Olivia + Axel)
My Hero Academia (Sero + Mina) (Izuku + Uraraka + Shoto + Asui)
Monster High (Frankie + Jackson)
N
Ninjago (Cole + Zane)
O
Ok KO! Let’s Be Heros! (K.O. + Dendy)
P
Poppy Playtime (Huggy Wuggy + Kissy Missy)
S
Steven Universe (Steven + Connie) (Peridot + Lapis)
She Ra And The Princesses Of Power (Entrapta + Hordak)
Sonic (Sonic + Shadow + Silver) (Tails + Cream)
Stickmin Series (Henry + Ellie + Charles)
T
The Amazing World Of Gumball (Rob + Julius) (Molly + Tina + Bobert) (Tobias + Ocho)
The Owl House (Willow + Boscha) (Emira + Viney)
The Lego Movie (Emmet + Lucy)
U
Undertale (Frisk + Chara) (Mettaton + Papyrus)
Z
Zoophobia (Jack + Jill + Zill + Kayla + Spam + Vanexa)
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I know y'all missed these! Incorrect quotes part 7?? I have no fucking idea
Mike: I'm a multi-tasker
Liz: Having Tumblr open while stimming isn't multi-tasking
C.C: Can I please feed the ducks?
Izzy: Murder is a genetic trait and it didn't present in CC but it did present in me
Cassidy: Fire doesn't work so try freezing him
Gabriel: Why do I feel like you've been watching MHA?
Mike: Is it bad if I kin assigned all of us as the Todoroki family?
Jeremy: Are my eyes pretty?
Fritz, who is in love: They glitter like the ocean or an Emerald
Susie, who is just sweet: They're full of kindness
Gabriel, a realist: If you find the color green pretty, then yes
Cassidy, a bitch: They're your fucking sight orbs, they're not supposed to be "pretty"
Will: You cannot defeat me!
Cassidy: Okay boomer
Mike: Why... Just why?
CC, surrounded by stacks of banana bread: We were hungry and Susie was stressed
Liz: I love My Little Pony!
Mike: Never look up art on the internet! I made that mistake...
CC: I don't think the art is that bad...... I just don't get why they put Rarity in lingerie
Izzy: I just heard Fritz say, "Who taught Jemmy the fuck word?"
Liz: Doesn't he use the f word all the time?
CC: She censored it
Mike: Oh God, Eliza say Fuck
Izzy: Do it, Liz, say fuck
Will: I love all of my children equally
Will: CC, Elizabeth, and...
Will: *looking at smudged ink on his hand*
Will: Mackerel
Henry: What do we do when we feel sad?
Mike: Arson
Liz: Ice cream
CC: cry
Will: Murder
Izzy: Dye my hair
Charlie: Add to cart
Sammy: Hoes mad
Alexis: Sleep
Aiden: Fake my death
Henry, shaking his head: Y'all need therapy
Mike: and Jesus
Will: Actually, my children are angels
Liz: Begging Will for ice cream
Mike: Laughing at CC
CC: crying his eyes out because a poster had a scary face on it
Maria: Will, sweetie, our children hate us
Charlie: How much to not hate myself
Cashier: Fruit roll-ups cost $5 and a box of Capri suns costs about $3
Charlie: Thanks. You're a life saver
Sammy, playing a monster truck game: And you die! Haha
Mike, setting down the cookies he brought for the twins: Please don't commit murder.
Charlie, trying to listen to music but ads: It's a truck, it wasn't alive to begin with
Mike: I've known how to drive since I was 10. I drove Eliza and CC to get McDonald's.
Jeremy F: Working here will be okay. What could possibly go wrong?
After exactly 5 nights
Jeremy F: It all went wrong!
Mike: Is being a god lonely?
Old man C: Is experiencing everything life has to offer plus more lonely? Is meeting many people and losing them lonely? Is living 8 lifetimes to the fullest lonely?
Old man C: It's not lonely being a god. It's lonely when you give up living because you think you have all the time in the world
Gabriel: You can't eat sandals!
Fritz: Fine! Then I'm becoming a scandal!
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blackjack-15 · 3 months
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5 minutes left in the ep. not enough time to fix anything. please let this be a two-parter
syd babe. i love you more than life itself. now is not the time for the tone, this was your bad in a handful of ways
"carmy is Very mad" thank you fak, go put your head down -- or no, go cook something, i know he's not a chef but somehow he looks like he knows his way around a kitchen? he has to at least feed himself he can sort sandwiches with louie
"what are you doing" "what does it look like, i'm helping you." "don't. those are my vegetables" syd baby. accept the help graciously everyone's screwed right now, any port in a storm. that flexibility, please....
NOT THE TIME FOR AN ARGUMENT. SYD. SERIOUSLY.
the music is dialing the tension steadily up and it makes me incredibly nervous. someone get carm a sharpie please
"you're a conceited and condescending ribbon of brine" okay points for bringing that back in
the worst person you know (richie) just made a good point: he's the one helping right now, and syd is being condescending. c'mon kids, get it together, just work for now and argue later arguing is not a free action on the floor
i am Stress-Eating keebler cookies lads this is not good. this is a 20 minute episode and i am taking an hour to watch it
"your daughter probably knows it" SYD STEP OFF oh this is so bad this is so so bad i don't see a way around syd being told to go home but i'd really like one b/c she wouldn't handle that well at all especially right now
"SHUT THE F//K UP" thank you carmy i love you
MARCUS THE DOUGHNUT??? NOW???
this episode is ripping me apart i'm watching in five-second intervals i wish i had subs so i could watch without sound
HIS ASS NO
"i got stabbed" "prolly f//kin deserved it" carmy i'm in love with you
no one in this kitchen is working, richie's not, syd's not, marcus isn't. who's on right now??? carmy, tina, ebra, gary, prolly manny and angel b/c they're great, fak (for some reason??) and louie? i hope carmy takes them out to dinner afterwards and leaves richie/syd/marcus at home b/c honestly the rest of the crew is busting their asses and they deserve the extra boost
"louie, how we doing?" thank you for checking in on louie, he's my favorite right now b/c he's not causing any stress
there's 3 minutes left. including credits. send prayers i am going to make it through but my Gosh
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ohpioid · 3 months
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ʚ angel ɞ
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lovely-lovelin · 1 year
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devil is explicitly confirmed to be a corrupted/fallen angel cookie in the Korean, Japanese and Taiwanese versions of each game
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they probably kin spinel or some shit
tfw you weren't good enough for heaven and now you're not good at all
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ain't slick
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