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somewhereincairparavel · 24 days

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🐚 Daughter of Neptune headcanons list 🌊 part one..

Note: I've never done a pjo hcs post like this with the aesthetic pictures and everything- but I've been Itching to make a daughter of Neptune one, since I consider myself as a Neptune child. So this is sort of a self insert haha, and I thought it'd fun cuz I have so many hcs abt this, I've only over seen ppl do a daughter of Poseidon one.

Also this one has reader x Jason Grace as romantic pairings, but it isn't the main focus. Like I said, this is a self insert, and I love my bb jason ;) + imagine having Percy as a big brother, goals fr

• Okay so you'd come to Camp Jupiter at the age of 8-9, so you definitely have a considerable amount of childhood before you came to camp. Which only made it harder for you to adapt to the barbaric ways the Roman camp worked.

• Also, Since Neptune was not a very respected Roman god, your arrival was considered bad luck. Octavian made you go through an intense trial (that motherfucker was like 10 years old and an augur, and was already such a bitch lol) + forced a newly elected praetor Reyna (who was also just 10 at the time) to hold a senate meeting before you were even offered a position at camp.

• Neptune is very feared by the romans though, since he represented the harsh brutality of the ocean, so you got the Roman Nico di Angelo treatment from camp. Everyone was scared of you, flinched when you walked passed them. this was to your advantage tho, since you never got bullied, mostly out of fear.

• so Neptune temples in Camp Jupiter are only taken care of by you, if you left for a quest or something then the shrines would be in such a horrible state, bc no one cares enough to offer Neptune anything or even clean up his shrine. You'd do the cleaning and offering.

• and the worst part? Your dad wouldn't even notice you even after your efforts.

• okay, your powers are quite similar to Percy's butt I feel like since Roman/Greek siblings always have powers that compliment eachother, you'd have better control over the earthly side of the domain. Like you can cause longer earthquakes, control seismic waves, and make volcanos erupt + cause bigger avalanches, Stuff like that.

• Your water control was actually a little limited, up until Percy arrived and helped you enhance your powers. And you helped enhance his control over earthquakes, since his earthquakes usually only lasted for a few seconds, his dad is more water dominant. So when you met him, you knew he was a missing puzzle piece in your life. You'd even be able to communicate telepathically to Percy underwater, a power you both never knew you needed.

• Seriously tho it would be hilarious to look at, bc to the others, you both sound like squeaky dolphins but in reality you are just telepathically speaking with one another. The others wouldn't understand, and poor Frank would be so confused as to why you both are making strangled fish noises

Leo would troll you guys so bad for this lol

• your eyes would actually be black. Not blue, not sea green, just black. Your eyes would literally glitter like black obsidian rocks. because Poseidon is the calm side of ocean, hence sea green eyes for Percy, Neptune is the dark and scary side of the ocean, so that's black eyes for you. that difference would clearly reflect in your guys's eye colours AND personality (I'll expand on this more in part 2)

• but your scariness comes with a downside, you had no friends. No friends, except Jason and Reyna. it's just your dad's naturally strict aura surrounding you that makes your overall personality a Lil grumpy and moody tbh. You did have such a resting bitch face that wasn't helping either.

• Jason, being the noble boy he was, knew you were going to be his friend the moment you made a dramatic entrance to camp for the first time, getting scouted by the waves to New Rome. He knew what it was like to have a powerful, scary dad, but he acknowledged and empathized that you had it harder than he did. He was considered a golden boy, while you were considered a scary bad luck charm. But regardless of that, Jason was your first best friend. And eventually, your boyfriend.

• Reyna on the other hand, badly wanted to befriend you because she admired your mental strength, you were 9 years old and you were openly scoffed at by the legionnaires simply because your father was a scary man. Yet you handled it all so well. But she befriended you a little later than Jason did. Since she was so busy, she barely had any time to chat with anyone. You, Jason and Reyna bonded as a trio when you guys had your first quest.

• Reyna secretly shipped you and Jason from the very beginning lol, bc a Jupiter x Neptune union? Y'all were powerful and cute af together. The mutual pining drives her crazy though, like kiss already smh.

• Also, Nicknames! Your nickname was ALWAYS "kelp head" because your hair was wavy and shaped like seaweed lol. As much as you hated to admit it, the name fit a little too well.

• okay enough with the friendship stuff, let's talk about how much that bastard Octavian makes it his mission to make your life a hellhole. It isn't even funny anymore, he hated you from the very beginning. Not only because you were considered bad luck, it's because he envied that you were a direct descendant of such a powerful God, he couldn't even handle Jason's arrival, yours was just the last straw for him. He opposes your opinions in front of the whole senate + prevents you from getting elected as Centurion + attempts to prevent you from going on quests, bc he can't handle someone else taking the glory.

• He was also the reason you were put into the unpopular twelfth legion. The underdog legion. But Jason? That sweetheart made it worth being in the twelfth legion so you weren't complaining tbh.

• honestly? Octavian and you are famous in camp for your bickering though lol it's just always a back and forth between you and him, such burning rivalry and enmity. You LOVED roasting him and you were fucking great at it too. He deserved that for making you go though hell. You'd laugh like a maniac when he trips and he smirks when has the upper hand against you in senate discussions.

• Reyna is the only reason you both didn't beat eachother up at this point tbh

• once, Reyna came running up to you all panicky because Octavian went missing from camp. In response, you beamed and told her that you'd get the balloons ready in the dining hall for a grand celebration. Jason would burst out laughing lol.

• you'd steal his teddy bears and give them to younger campers, asking them to hide it from octavian. So the younger campers absolutely adore you, unlike the older ones.

• you are also quite the rebel in camp, JUST like Octavian predicted you would be, when you first came to camp. It was actually written in his auguries that the new child of Neptune arrival would be always shafting the rules, since the sea can't be controlled. It's in a nature for a Neptune child to walk their own pace (lol have you seen Percy??) That gave another reason for him to hate you.

• Even some of the lares in CJ would call you an abnormal roman bc you never acted like one. You were wild and temperamental.

This rule breaking tendency you had did earn you lots of punishments that included scrubbing the whole camp with a toothbrush. But it was worth it for you. Camp Jupiter sucked. And you were already in trouble, so what's a little more, right?

• you'd sneak out at night to explore New Rome, because again, the Romans had this weird bedtime curfew like. they have rules for every. Fucking. Thing. It pissed you off so bad. They wouldn't even let you explore the city at night? They were seriously wasting the beauty of the city, You'd definitely rope Jason in to break the rules with you. Like don't be such a goody two shoes smh. I feel like that's what attracted him to you in the first place. He's a goody goody boy with such a boring life, youd just make it interesting for him.

• besides, sneaking out is SO much easier when you can fly. So Jason is your personal airplane. The Jason Grace airlines.

• okay so after all your hardwork in the legion, you'd finally get elected to Centurion, after you successfully finished a quest to retrieve a lost Roman artifact, which was formerly Jason's position and he would become a co praetor with Reyna. But you were still very much disrespected in camp tbh, it just became an internalised thing for everyone to hate you at this point, Octavian was also great at putting your reputation under dirt, but you didn't really care anymore.

• now here comes the catch, Jason and you were sort of in a half-pining half-relationship situation, Before that jerk goes missing. because neither of you knew how to confess, and camp was SO strict when it came to relationships for some reason?? Like even dating has to be lowkey.

• you and Jason are totally the grumpy x sunshine trope lol except you're the grumpy, snippy and batshit one and jason is calm, levelheaded and optimistic one.

Perfect balance. Gosh your dynamic would be so cute :(

• you'd just be grumpily stomping around while jason stalks behind you, laughing lightly. You're super short compared to him aswell, so yeah it makes it funnier.

• You were in charge of welcoming Hazel to camp, since Jason and Reyna had some serious meeting stuff about the new prophecy Octavian told them about.

• poor hazel would be scared to death while meeting you, not just bc it's you, it's bc she just came back from the dead, so this is all rlly new for her.

• That's where you met him. Nico di Angelo. You'd bond over your shared mistreatment in camp. So you became homies w him fairly quickly. He saw you as this cool big sister he could have happy meals with talking abt life.

• you would be a little curious when he keeps disappearing off to somewhere tho, you knew he was lying about where he came from.

Okay part 1 of this is done, this was so long lol, part 2 would drop later, that's where you and Percy meet and stuff.

Update: part two is out! https://www.tumblr.com/somewhereinhogsmeade/746489087922520064/daughter-of-neptune-headcanons-list-part-two?source=share

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pastellbg · 2 months

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I'm certainly not a professional by any means, but if you're interested in checking out my art I've collected some of my pieces below the cut.

So some of these urls aren't working due to changing my username, I'll get it working asap

Though due to the fact I'm moving that might be a while

Art series

Pastels How to Murder

Original characters

Handsome Bloody Oc just cause

Angelo + Cleopatra

Dr. Burger, Mayor of Processed Food Town.

Introduction

Mrs. Mustards secrets

Dr. Burgers Home

The Ellia West Universe Fanart

(Follow @the-ellia-west to check out her super cool stories)

Mouse my fav <3

Fav ship

Sokuna and baby Mouse

Bloody eveny

Other fanart

Sokka atla

Skyward Sword Zelda

Animation tests

Yuki from Shadow Tactics

Trolls 3: baby branch singing let it go

Fun train

Your heart rate is increasing jurasstically

Say hi

Go! Birdy! Go!

Some of my favorite art pieces I've made

Running from the rain

Satisfying sunset

Edgy and Quirky

Little red riding hood

A cool guy

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Also take a look at @sl-vega for her slay anon saga + cool stories

Along with this art I made for the series

#art #original art #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #oc #pastels how to murder #tcot #bulgarian artists #Cleopatra + Angelo

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mariacallous · 5 months

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“The problem with X is not only that there's misinformation and antisemitic content on the platform, and other hateful content as well, but that it's being spread by Musk himself,” says Jasmine Enberg, principal analyst for social media at Insider Intelligence, a market research firm.

“The brand safety concern for advertisers isn't just about the content but about the platform and the leadership.” Enberg argues that Musk has treated the company like something he could remake in his own image, not understanding that “what he wants and what he seemingly believes is not necessarily aligned with what users and advertisers on the platform want and believe.”

Under Musk’s leadership, X is expected to see an unprecedented 54 percent drop in advertising revenue, which previously accounted for more than 90 percent of the company’s total.

Even before Musk took ownership of then-Twitter, experts worried that his particular brand of free speech absolutism would lead to a flood of trolls and hate speech on the platform. In his first weeks as owner, Musk laid off nearly everyone working on trust and safety, the teams responsible for ensuring that hate speech, violence, and inappropriate content stay off the platform. (Hate speech did, in fact, increase under Musk’s leadership.) Musk’s lax approach to content moderation also nearly got the platform banned during the 2022 presidential runoffs in Brazil, the platform’s third largest market.

In response, advertisers began to flee, worried about the brand safety risks of their products appearing next to hateful or inflammatory posts. Since joining X as CEO earlier this year, Yaccarino, formerly global advertising lead at NBCUniversal, has seemingly been hampered in her ability to woo back advertisers by Musk’s decisions. And while X has claimed it was regaining advertisers, an October study from Media Matters found that X’s 100 largest advertisers were spending 90 percent less than they did before Musk’s takeover.

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the-witchs-cafe · 1 month

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Alright, alright, so my dumb butt won't forget, here's the list of the current requests-

Puss in Boots

Branch from Trolls

Nico de Angelo from Percy Jackson

Espresso Cookie from Cookie Run: Kingdom

Caramel Arrow Cookie from Cookie Run: Kingdom

Dark Choco Cookie from Cookie Run

Silver the Hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog

Red Blood Cell (AE3803) from Cells at Work!

Dealer from Buckshot Roulette

Lie Wren from RWBY

Papa Louie from Flipverse

Any of the Young 6 from MLP: FiM

Mirko from My Hero Academia

Mitsuri from Demon Slayer

Starlo from Undertale Yellow

Ciel from Megaman Zero

Mordecai Heller from Lackadaisy

Lance from Balan Wonderworld

Hornet from Hollow Knight

Newton from Little Big Planet 3

Snufkin from Moomin

Barzum Soleil from Hiveswap

Rei/Akari from Pokemon Legends Arceus- I promise I didn't forget, I'm just facing difficulties analyzing them (HE LP)

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

and some of my own queues I personally have had in mind;

Parsee Mizuhashi from Touhou

Fujiwara no Mokou from Touhou

Junko from Touhou

sans undertale

Horrid Henry

Arven from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

#reminders #mod h.n elly #i think now's a good time to establish that darn request capacity eh?

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puzzled-pegasus · 5 months

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Crackship Best Friends

Moonwatcher and Hazel Levesque would be best friends and have tea together.

Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Remus Sanders would be the scariest pair of friends istg

Joaquín Mondragon and Jake Peralta. Oh, my god.

Remy/Sleep Sanders and Gina Linetti would be horrible awful. Under no circumstances should they meet. Ever.

I think that Lenny Summers and Qibli the SandWing should vibe and I also hc that Qibli should have Lenny's voice

Weird vibe but Kinkajou the RainWing and Princess Poppy from Trolls.

Discord from MLP FIM and Darkstalker would be a sillygoofy duo and I love them

Glory the RainWing, and Alex Fierro.

Sadie Kane and Sadie Adler omfg

Janet from The Good Place and Logan Sanders

Jason Mendoza from TGP and Jambu the RainWing 😭

Clay the MudWing and Patton Sanders

Riptide the SeaWing and Percy Goddamn Jackson

Turtle the SeaWing and Wade Ripple (???)

Winter the IceWing and Nico Di Angelo yess

Dipper Pines and Starflight the NightWing woo

Spirit the stallion and Arion from HoO (they'd probably throw hooves actually but they're v similar)

Blackjack the pegasus and Donkey from shrek lmaoo

Richard from Unikitty! and Sour Bill from Wreck It Ralph

Ohh what if: Tom Lucitor from SVTFOE and Marceline the Vampire Queen. Both bi and goth/emo disaster

Judy Hopps and Amy Santiago

Additionally: Captain Holt and Chief Bogo

Ember Lumen and Rainbow Dash

Cricket the HiveWing and Mirabel Madrigal

Molly Finch and Antonio Madrigal

Luisa Madrigal and Lewis Finch

Isabela Madrigal and Barbara Finch

Honestly just need an AU where the Finches and Madrigals are neighbors or smth

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foxydivaxx · 1 year

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More Jojo Actor Au headcanon

- Jotaro, Jonathan and Dio are the only cast members with stars on the Hollywood walk of fame

- When Dio’s star was announced, all the villains not just from Jojo but other anime series congratulated him as it was a victory for them. Dio was an emotional wreck that day

- Dio bulked up for Stardust Crusaders and shed the pounds later. He added a bit of muscle for Stone Ocean

- Johnny is a cousin to the Joestar bros

- Hol Horse always breaks shit on set by accident

- There was a time Jotaro came on set wearing a suit because he was taking Maria out on a date. Cue a lot of teasing from everyone

- Jolyne was adopted by Jotaro around the time Stardust Crusaders was filming

- Everyone always brings their kids to the sets plus their pets

- Erina is the designated babysitter and all the kids love her and call her Mum

- Kid Dio and Adult Dio love animals especially dogs and cats so they felt bad about what happened to Danny. Kid Dio was in tears when they were going to shoot the scene where he was supposed to kick Danny. Everyone comforted the poor boy

- Dio sort of adopted Kid Dio whose real name is Angelo.

-Kid Jonathan’s real name is Joe and Kid Erina’s is Krista

- Dio has a cute golden fluffy Labrador Retriever called Goldie and a cute kitty named Sandy.

- The kids always take the pets out for a walk and play with them

- Dio is overprotective of Lisa Lisa because a lot of guys were crushing on her and have made moves on her. One of those guys happened to be Pucci xD

- At first Dio did not agree to their relationship but he allowed it thanks to Lisa’s stubborn nature

- Dio loses most of his arguments with Lisa because she is very hot headed and tsundere in real life

- Lisa says Wrry and Muda in real life

- Polnareff gets injured the most out of everyone

- Pucci actually cracks a lot of jokes on set which many find weird

- Joseph is responsible for all the sex jokes

- Giorno always forgets his lines

- Jonathan was nervous about his battle outfit but Dio made him feel better by calming him down

- Anasui always sleeps off between takes prompting the others to draw on his face with markers

- Jotaro is the chief troll and prankster on set

- Josuke wrote a series of successful sci-fi novels that were inspired by the show

- What causes Dio and Kira’s spats? Kira keeps stealing Dio’s perfume xD

- Diavolo likes when they put on his makeup and always looks forward to it

-Doppio is Diavolo’s son

#jojo's bizarre adventure #actor au #jotaro kujo #dio brando #enrico pucci #diavolo #yoshikage kira #josuke higashikata #jolyne kujo #lisa lisa #giorno giovanna #joseph joestar #jonathan joestar

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