My dealer, Antfrost: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the red banquet” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me, : yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
30 minutes later:
Me: dude I swear I just saw Bad lock the doors on us
My buddy Awesamdude, pacing: Hannahxxrose is lying to us
A video from Technoblade’s point of view on the Dream SMP, he’s chasing Jack Manifold into the ‘Holy Land’, as Antfrost follows them both.
Techno: -ver! It’s all over! Oh, this is actually the peaceful land.
Jack runs into ‘Church Prime’ where he is protected from violence and everyone starts talking at the same time.
Ant: Techno, this is- (indistinguishable)
Jack: This is holy land! Technoblade, this is holy land, you can’t hit people here!
Techno: Oh, this is holy land.
Techno begins laughing as he eats a golden carrot.
Jack paces back and forth in the entrance of ‘Church Prime’, a few steps away from Techno and Ant who are stood on the path.
Jack: I don’t have a shield.
Techno checks his inventory and looks at his diamond pickaxe, he has both Fire Resistance and Regeneration affecting him, he leaves his inventory to look at Jack as he starts speaking.
Jack: Well! In this case I’m gonna do what any noble warrior would do!
Jack leaves the game completely and both Techno and Ant start laughing.
Uh I'm a little late, becouse this piece took a lot longer than it seems and I'm not like extremly happy with how it turned out, but I still really want to honor Techno, his dad and all people that were part of this event.
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