‘Got a bit feisty’: Dragons, Waratahs settle age old debate in fiery League vs Union session
‘Got a bit feisty’: Dragons, Waratahs settle age old debate in fiery League vs Union session
The Dragons and the Waratahs put the age old debate of which is the superior code to the test in a fiery opposed training session at the NSW Centre of Excellence in Daceyville.
The sight of Dragons lock Jack Bird and Waratahs back-rower Lachie Swinton getting involved in some argy-bargy and bit of push and shove, showed the competitive juices were flowing when the two clubs went head-to-head in a…
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Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 33: An Extremely Goofy Episode
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This is My Least Favorite Page of Anything (Page 129)
[Normal]: This was all Willy’s fault!
[Dice roll]: Persuasion, 1
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[Panel Text]: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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[Link]: What is this?
[Normal]: I’m so sorry I led us here…
[Taylor]: Link, we’re in one of the most respected American anime of all time.
(Which means we play by comic rules now. Left to right.)
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[Stewie Fucking Griffion]: Oh hello, new visitors.
Casting (Page 130)
[Text Box]: Taylor Swift as Austin Powers
[Austin Powers]: Do I make you horny, baby?
[Normal]: No! That should be me!
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[Text box]: Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia as Borat with Pickle Rick on his shoulder.
[Borat]: My wife!
[Pickle Rick]: I’m a pickle!
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[Text box]: Scary Marlowe as Napoleon Dynamite.
[Napoleon Dynamite]: Figgin blows.
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[Text box]: Lincoln Li-Wilson as himself
[Garfield]: (Don’t worry this one’s with me.)
Pickle Punchline (Page 131)
[Text box]: Door locked with immovable metal rod.
[Link]: Science isn’t going to solve this one, it says Punchline, so…
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[Napoleon]: If we went to, like, a party and did like, lines…
[Link]: or like, Knock Knock?
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[Austin]: Oh! I think this just needs a cool groovy joke to open it up!
[Rick]: Why don’t you say something about how you have an immovable rod in your pants, Austin Powers?!?! It’s fucking so simple! I’m already doing two improvisations and I’m still coming up with Austin Powers jokes!!!
The Aristocrats (Page 132)
[Link]: We will be performing… The Aristocrats? What’s that?
[Borat/Rick]: It’s a notorious joke among comedians, where they tell the zaniest, most offensive joke they can. Watch this.
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[Text box]: Error 404: I’m not drawing this.
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[Napoleon]: Pfffffffttt.
[Rick]: Do not go in there. Say “Do not go in there.”
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[Link]: Uh. Sir? I’ve just been informed don’t go in there.
[Rick]: Jesus fucking Christ, Kid!
Transcript provided by @confusedfoam
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Stepping away from my normal asks, but do you have any headcannons on how our good neil newbon men would eat pussy? Asking for a friend 👀
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Oh I like this question 😈
Nikolai
Playful. Teases you and makes you beg, nibbles on your thighs, and will hold you open so he has clear access to whatever he wants. Edges you until you cry. Gets pussydrunk surprisingly quick. Will try his best to nap between your thighs because of the warmth. Will eat you out the second the urge strikes him regardless of where you're at or who you're with. Absolutely teases you with his fangs and purrs against your clit.
Rob
Dedicated. He will not let up until you are nearly screaming. Prides himself on being able to take you apart and will get cocky and sometimes even playful. Definitely likes for you to ride his face. Wants to leave you boneless and your voice gone when he's done with you. Dirty talk that leaves you blushing for days.
Ernst Robinson
Explorative. Wants to discover every single sound you make or every movement of your body. Will talk to you about his latest book while his face is buried in your cunt. Finds overstimulating you entertaining. Is a quick learner and can get easily pussydrunk.
Charlie
Sloppy. He doesn't care how messy he (or you) gets and will absolutely hold you down while overstimulating you because he's not done with you yet. Eats you out like his life depends on it. Will get fully engrossed in the act and might dabble in pussy spanking if he's particularly worked up.
Father Anthony Bridge
Gentle. Wants to savor every moment and take his time methodically taking you apart. Will spend hours if you let him worshipping you. Will happily go down on you at a moments notice and stay there until you forcefully pull him away. Frequently accidentally overstimulates you.
Richard
Desperate. He wants to taste and touch every part of you and constantly overstimulates you because he just can't get enough. Easily gets pussydrunk and will refuse to budge from his spot until you are a boneless heap.
Captain Hook
Mean. Teases you mercilessly and will absolutely make you beg. Very skillful and loves to draw out your pleasure until you cry. Into pussy spanking. Very vocal and demands you be as well. Won't stop until you are screaming and even then he'll probably continue.
Mark Griffin
Languid. Loves to take his time and ease you into your orgasm(s). Kisses your lower abdomen and massages your legs in between rounds, staying firmly between your thighs, will hum songs against your clit and make you guess them. Eats you out whenever he stressed because it makes him feel better.
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(Requests are Open!)
My inbox open even if you just want to chat headcanons about these characters 😊
I also prefer only writing for FemReader 🤷🏼♀️ it's just easier
I have no decency so nothing is too filthy 😈 (especially if it's dark/hardcore)
I love writing about the Omegaverse (and honestly any other Alternative Universe 😏)
MINORS DNI 🔞
Rob gif by @phoenixspencer ; Mark gif by @ressrein
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Characters I Write For:
Astarion (TBA)
Nikolai (Beyond The Rave)
Charlie (The Stomach)
Father Anthony Bridge (Casualty BBC)
Rob (Extinction/The Expedition)
Captain Hook (Peter Returns)
Richard (Later)
Mark Griffin (Reverb)
Ernst Robinson (Stranded)
Character Requests are open!
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Prompts
(These are just suggestions! Feel free to send in your own or if you just wanna talk headcanons ☺️)
Kink Prompt List
Dirty Prompt List
Spicy Prompt List
A/B/O Prompt List
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Masterlist
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I Will NOT Write For:
Self harm/Su!c!dal thoughts
Dom!reader
Pegging
Male!Reader (as stated above I ONLY write for Female reader)
Mommy/Daddy Kink
Religion kink
Neil Newbon himself
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