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A.c x fairy reader fluffy

((Yes hello, DISCLAIMER:

I am rubbish at fluff, but I was honestly too excited about getting an ask AND Friday the 13th on its way, I did my best. Yes it's still Friday 13th here, shush)

You were in fairy world, your home. All with it’s pink cloud streets, cutesy houses and rainbow bridges. You glanced up at the big wand, the thing that gave your kind the magic they needed to go to earth, create everything you need, or grant wishes to children. Seeing the wand was always a relief to you, since occasionally it has needed maintenance and living without magic was dreadful.

As you looked away from it, your eyes fell on a wanted poster of the infamous Anti-Cosmo. You sighed at the sight of him. You know he is an anti-Fairy, and that made him all scary and whatever, but honestly you couldn’t help but enjoy his looks. You’ve never met him, but have seen him a couple times during his schemes. You remember the fear you felt in the moment was gone so quickly, you thought you might have been sick. All you could do was look at his stunning green eyes and deep blue shades.

Another fairy passed you and saw the poster as well, cringing. “Ugh, that creep again. You’d think Jorgen Von Strangle would do his job properly and keep them all locked up!”

“They’re our opposites though, they contradict us in every way and therefore know us probably better than ourselves. In a way, they’re apart of us.” You suggested, making the Fairy give you a dirty look and continue on their way.

Most fairies couldn’t help but hate their counterpart. And to be fair, so do the Anti’s. Being opposites, you supposed it to be natural. You’ve tried to get along with your Anti to no avail.

You sighed at the lack of peace between your species and began to head home, flouting over the walkways, making you wonder why they were put down in the first place. You passed an alley where you heard rustling. You paused and peeked in to see a black cat looking through trash. You were out of it’s sight when it looked up, showing off it’s neon green eyes and deep blue collar. It’s fangs were particularly longer than an actual cat, making you consider that maybe this was a certain anti-Fairy in disguise. The only one most famous for that eye color.

You took a minute to catch your breath, getting excited to think that this is probably THE Anti-Cosmo. You wanted to take him home, but knew he’d be too clever to fall for it. You had to be subtle, let it be HIS idea.

You shuffled through you pocket and took out you wand, making some trash appear in your hand. You then casually walked up to the garbage can next to the cat and threw away the trash. You glanced at the cat and flinched before looking closer. “Huh, weird cat. Didn’t know Fairy world could even have strays…” you said, starting to walk away, but kept glancing back at the cat suspiciously.

You hoped he would assume his cover might be blown, but that he could stop you from mentioning it from anybody. You heard the shuffling behind you as you flouted away. You glanced back at him before speaking up, making it appear that you were nervous, and possibly an easy target.

You went straight home, the cat on your heels and you got inside. You slammed the door closed then inconspicuously opened a window with your magic so it would appear you carelessly forgot to close it.

You then smiled and acted relaxed and safe. “Okay! Now that that’s over, I can go finish that pasta!” you said and walked away from the open window.

You made it to the kitchen and opened the fridge, taking out the container of pasta. You turned to see the whole house. Except for the kitchen was now pitch black. That did make you jump for real, and especially when the kitchen when black as well.

“H-hello?” you called, feeling the adrenaline start to pump as your hands quivered.

“Hello indeed.” A voice said as you felt window blow around you.

Anti-Cosmo stepped from the darkness, close to you and narrowed his beautiful eyes. “You would tell anyone about me now, would you?” he asked.

You just stared a minute before shaking your head.

“Good.” He said bluntly and took the pasta from your hands, letting the house go back to it’s normal bright colors. “I’m starving, but this will have to do.” He said as he ate your food.

“Okay one, rude. But also, why are you in Fairy world? There are posters of you everywhere!” you huffed.

“My business is my own. I certainly wouldn’t share it with a goodie goodie fairy.” He said. Showing off his fangs. Wow. Those looked handsome on him too.

“Yeah okay but what are you going to do now? I know you’re here, they’re looking for you…it’s only a matter of time.” You told him, trying not to swoon over seeing his face so close.

“Nonsense, I can hide here and keep you with me so they’ll be no tattling to that brick of a fairy, Jorgen.” He said and finished eating. He fluttered up and came in front of you. “you try to run off and you’ll wish you could die.”

“O-okay…wow.” You whispered as you watched him. He didn’t seem to notice thankfully.

“I won’t be with you long…” he said as he took out his black wand and clicked his tongue disapprovingly.

“Something wrong?” you asked and flouted closer. Hoping he’d make eye contact with you again.

He glanced up and put his wand away. “No, why would there be? Besides of course, the fact I’m holding you hostage in your own house and you’re not screaming.”

“What would screaming do?” you shrugged.

“You mean besides conveying and expressing fear?” he asked, now looking and you slightly suspicious. “You a little too calm for someone in your situation, what are you hiding?”

“What are you hiding?” you asked, trying to look at his wand. He kept it from your sight before grabbing your arm. “give me YOUR wand.”

“Trade me.” You reasoned. He hesitated but did as you asked. Sure enough, his wand had a crack in it, meaning it wasn’t long till the fearsome Anti-Cosmo would have been magicless and helpless.

“So you want me to fix your wand with mine?” you asked making him look away.

“That was the idea. At least let me recharge it so I can head back to my own home.”

“Will you take me there?” you asked.

He looked at you funny. “Why would I do that? Even if you do tell on me, I’ll be long gone.”

“Well, I’ve long ago put a spell on my wand to be sure it only works for me, so without me…” you shrugged and looked away.

“I…why would a fairy want to go to Anti-Fairy World? Isn’t it a bit dark for your liking?” he frowned, his brows furrowed.

“Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge someone before knowing them.” You suggested before hearing a siren go off outside.

Anti-cosmo flinched at the sound and held out his hand. “Quick! Charge my wand!!”

“Will you take me with you?” you asked.

Before he could answer, the light from your wand went out, making you both stare at it a minute. You quickly turned on the TV to find the news. Jorgen Von strange shoved the usual news reporters out of the way.

“Attention fairy world! Anti-Cosmo has been sighted. To ensure his capture, we have set everyone’s wands to reduced power, and have guards at the rainbow bridge. Not enough magic to leave fairy world, or do any big act. It will be this way until we find him! If anyone sees anything, report it immediately.” He yelled in his German accent.

Anti-cosmo cussed and stepped away from the TV.

“Does he know your wand is broke?” you asked him.

“Of course he does, who do you think would be strong enough to do so?” the anti-Fairy huffed.

“Well, guess you’re stuck here.” You shrug.

He looked back at you curiously. “You’re not going to report me or anything?”

“Why? I’ve been wanting to meet you for years.” you smiled.

“…Really?” he narrowed his eyes.

You gave a light shrug with a smile. “either way, I have enough magic to make us food and everything we need, so... Just make yourself at home.” You smiled.

“Bit too fluffy for that. But I’ll do my best.” He said looking at your cutesy, brightly colored decore.

“I'll prepare you a room. We can make it more to your taste of you want.” You offered.

He was quiet for a minute but agreed. You helped him design your guest room to his liking, which was very goth looking but it certainly made him look more relaxed. You left him in the room to go about your own business.

He spent the rest of the day in his room. Even 2hen you brought him food he’d take it but quickly seclude himself again. Which was a bummer but you accepted he had a stressful day considering he’s being hunted by the toughest fairy in the universe. You’d be stressed too.

You decided to end the day with some earth TV. Fairy TV only had boring soap opera’s and over dramatised reality TV. You turned on a thriller and relaxed with your popcorn.

You heard a door closed in the house and smiled to yourself, thinking Anti-Cosmo was wandering the house a little now that it was dark. It was completely silent except for the TV, no footsteps from the fact that he flouted, but it made you try to listen even harder for where he was in the house. It didn’t make you nervous (well, maybe, but just cause you’re watching a thriller movie) and yet you jumped when your fairy crown was flicked off your head and clattered to the ground. For some reason that made you more nervous than if he had just tapped your shoulder or actually touch you to jump scare you.

“Oh, earth TV?” he asked curiously.

“Yeah, fairy TV is just so…”

“Dull for being made by magical beings?” he smiled and sat in the couch. “Sickeningly fluffy? Tries to mimic all the worst things about earth TV?”

“All of the above?” you added with a smile. He was warming up to you. If a fairy and Anti-Fairy could even just be friends. Then it would show the two species that you’re not so different from one another.

“Either way, interesting choice for a show with an anti-Fairy in your home.” He said, watching the thriller with you.

“Does Anti-Fairy Tv look like this?” you asked.

“Pretty close to it. Usually there are shows about better ways the spread bad luck and downright horror’s. This is pretty tame, but it is making me feel less homesick.” He sighed and crossed his legs.

“That’s good. I’d love for Anti-Fairies and Fairies to learn to get along. Maybe not mix our world’s, but at least not trying to destroy each other.” You told him.

“Ha!” he rolled his eyes. “As if. Who would benefit from that?”

“Uh…everyone?” you frowned. “like, not having to fear Jorgen Von Strangle lifting this house, grabbing you and hucking you back into prison? Not to mention, there has to be something you like about fairy world? After all, no one loves every inch of their world. Like, maybe there’s a bakery in fairy world who makes the cake you love the most or something.”

He stared at you and shook his head. “You’re ridiculous, of course I love every inch of my anti-Fairy world. It’s my kingdom after all.”

“I think you’re just trying to put on a tough guy act to keep up your fearsome king act. Surely there’s something you like here.”

He thought for a bit. “Alright, fine. I will say I love the bowling alley’s here. Earth ones aren’t magical enough, and we don’t really have them in Anti-Fairy world. Everything is spiky and jagged there, not fit for bowling.” He shrugged.

“Bowling huh? I could make us a Bowling alley in the house.”

“With what little magic you have left?” he inquired.

“its not that little…but yeah we may have to wait till Jorgen lifts the earth ban.”

“Well then, when that time comes, I’ll just have to show you why I am the king of the anti-Fairies.”

“Ooh is that a challenge?” you grinned at him.

“As if a fairy could match up to me~” He grinned playfully.

The lockdown lasted longer than you thought, but Jorgen Von Strangle was no king, he could only lock down fairy world for no more than a week for such a circumstance. In the meantime. You and Anti-C9smo got to know each other more and to your delight he even seemed a little flirty with you. Not that anything ever became of it, after all, there still felt like a variety between you two with the differ in species.

Still, you planned to make the most of his stay and scooted closer to him on the 6th movie night. Jorgen had to lift the van any day now. And you wanted to try one thing before Anti-Cosmo could even escape. It was simple, but you had always wanted to try.

Tonight, you planned on holding his hand, whether he knew it or not.

#anti-cosmo #anti fairies #anti-fairy #fairly odd parents #fairly oddparents #jorgen von strangle #i tried #fluff isn't my specialty #to be honest most fluff kind of bores me #though this had an interesting start #might continue #i was just rushed #cause the day ends in 2 hours #i had half of this written like 2 weeks ago #im sorry

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