#Aphrodite x persephone

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Aphrodite: No Nut November is so hard.

Hades: Looks like someone failed.

Aphrodite: Someone had to keep your girl happy.

Hades: ...

Persephone: *WHEEZING*

#aphrodite x persephone #hades x persephone #aphrodite #hades #persephone #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes

[paradisechid800]

Au where Dite and Perse raised Adonis together

Hestia: Adonis bit a kid at school today.

Persephone: *gasp*

Aphrodite: What!?

Hestia: I know this is hard to hear, bu-

Persephone: How dare you!?!?

Aphrodite: Our son is a saint!

Hestia:???

Baby Adonis: *running with a flame thrower burning everything he sees*

Hestia:!?!?

Hestia: Are you seeing this!

Aphrodite: Of course we are.

Persephone: Who do you think gave that to him!?

*

Baby Adonis: *holding a giant battleaxe*

Demeter: Little boy, where do you think you're going with that?

Baby Adonis: Um...

Demeter: Give it too me.

Baby Adonis: *Hands to her*

Demeter: Thank you. *hands him a bigger, sharper one* this cuts much more proficiently.

Baby Adonis: Thank u, uwu *starts chasing people*

Aphrodite: That's my boy.

*

Zeus: *Bouncing baby Adonis on his knee* What an adorable little scamp.

Hera: Careful, we don't want him developing a bad vocabulary.

Zeus: Don't be silly. Perse's the one raising him, this is the most innocent thing in the world.

Baby Adonis: *Points at Zeus* Slut!

Zeus: ...

Zeus: Well he isn't wrong.

#greek gods #alternate mythology #alternate universe #adonis #aphrodite #persephone #demeter #zeus #hera #aphrodite x persephone #greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #hestia #myth

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Aphrodite: *shows baby Adonis* Persephone, I'm pregnant with your child. You have to take responsibility. Persephone: *spits drink* What the fuck?!

#aphrodite #persephone #persephone x aphrodite #aphrodite x persephone #adonis #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek gods #i love the idea that Adonis is the adopted child of both Aphrodite and Persephone #just so Aphrodite can laugh in Hades' face #Aphrodite: you get to marry her but i have a child with her before you haha!

[withlovefromolympus]

New demigod visiting Olympus: who’s that?

Aphrodite: that’s Ares, my boyfriend

Demigod: and the other one?

Aphrodite: that’s Apollo, Ares’ boyfriend

Demigod: how does that work?

Aphrodite: They’re gay, but sometimes Ares and I make out. But don’t worry, Hephaestus is cool with it

Demigod: who’s Hephaestus??

Aphrodite: Hephaestus is my husband. But if you ever see someone kissing him, that’s not me. That would be his girlfriend Aglaia, my handmaiden.

Demigod:...

Aphrodite: if you ever see ME kissing a girl, it’s Persephone, who’s married to Hades. Got it?

#they’re all polyamorous #like so what #the girls who get it get it #s: parks and rec #aphrodite #ares #Apollo #Hephaestus #Persephone #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #ares x aphrodite #ares x apollo #Aphrodite x persephone #persephone x hades #gay #bisexual #polyam shipping #classical mythology #greek myth memes #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek myth quotes #greek myth #incorrect greek quotes #lgbtq greek gods

[greekmocha]

I was bored so decided to write some minor stuff.

Favorite couples of Greek Mythology! (Canon and Non-Canon)

I’ll be honest some of my reasons or explanations will sound like crack. Some I actually want to make a fanfic of! (Even though I’m still in the process of writing a Non-King one, but writers block there). Keep in mind I am tired so all these are randomly explained without full reason why I like them.

Canon Mythology:

Hera / Zeus: Alright this one is probably the one that gets most trashed on, but it’s honestly great! Yes they have issues, but they do love each other. It’s complicated, but they’re gods- I can’t even explain why it’s great as thousands of thoughts run through my head about them, but yeah.

Ariadne / Dionysus: This one I found rather neat! Theseus was a prick and left her on an island, then Dionysus and his party bus came along and picked her up, then later on turned to husband and wife! I mean they’ve never even fought in any myths that I’m aware of, and just seem so chill.

Aphrodite / Ares: Ngl, this is my all time favorite one. Ares literally fought on her side in the Trojan war, going against his mother! And he’s like a devoted son, and he picked Aphrodite- love. And yes they both have their own lovers, but they just have a thing that feels like it’d be constant.

bonus ones I won’t go much into, enjoy but don’t think of too much:

- Achilles / Patroclus: Had to be obvious, but I haven’t read the Iliad in a few years so can’t explain much.

- Apollo / Hyacinthus: Love the tragedy of it all, like it seemed genuinely sweet, then the discuss came along.

Non-Canon Favorite couples of Greek Mythology!

Hades / Prometheus: Some who actually read my blog could tell this is my all time favorite pairing. Yes there’s like no myths of them together- but the concept! I personally imagine they met during the Titanomachy, and had a quiet companionship. Later on when humanity came along, Hades helped a tiny bit- gave the basic idea for a soul while Prometheus did the rest, and led to Hades making the Underworld comfortable for the deceased, since it was his beloved friends creation. And the possible angst?? Prometheus getting his wife or when he gets chained to the mountain, and Hades mourning in silence.

Demeter / Hecate: They seem neat, what can I say? Hecate helped Demeter search for her daughter, even though she’s typically seen as a resident of the underworld- she helped! I like to just imagine women tired of others bs, and if I was confident in writing I’d likely have made 100 fics revolved around them.

Aphrodite / Persephone: The two considered the most beautiful! When I read the whole myth focusing on Psyche, I immediately thought rivals to lovers for this pairing. The whole box of beauty, sending a death curse back. Just two incredible goddesses. I’d like to imagine the two of them were friends when Persephone was younger! Though of course in my AU (I’m gonna call it Mykos verse or smth) since Persephone and Aphrodite aren’t married, the two of them would have likely hung out a lot.

Additional ones I like but don’t think of often:

- Apollo and Ares: Saw a few posts of them, and thought they were cute!

- Hera/Zeus’s former lovers: Now that one was interesting, can’t remember the blog but the whole thing and incorrect quotes was rather sweet.

- Poseidon/Hades: This is Greek mythology, definitely not the worst pairing. I read a fic of it once, and thought it was kinda nice. Besides the whole idea started when I heard of the Hadalpelagic zone in the ocean, and thought it could be a fun meeting spot between the two.

And that’s the end!

#my personal mythology ships #greek mythology #greek gods #Greek god ships #Hera x Zeus #Dionysus x Ariadne #Aphrodite x Ares #hades x prometheus #Demeter x Hecate #aphrodite x persephone #Hera #Zeus #Dionysus #Ariadne #Aphrodite #Ares #Hades #Prometheus #Demeter #Hecate #Persephone #Mykos AU #still working on the name

[inc0rrectmyths]

Aphrodite and Persephone

Shiva and Vishnu

that's it that's the post

#im such a simp #fuck! #MARRY ME #i wanna be in your arms #my bi ass is shaking #greek gods #hindu gods #greek mythology #hindu mythology #Aphrodite #Persephone #Shiva #Vishnu #shiva x vishnu #aphrodite x persephone

[enticingaphrodite]

My Aphrodite (Libra) and Persephone (Scorpio) placements coexisting together 🤭

#Aphrodite #aphrodite x persephone #Libra #Mars #Marsian #Persephone #Scorpio #Venus #Venusian #Enticing Aphrodite

[starfanatic]

“Did you know that Hades was actually not a bad guy?-“

YES I KNOW! I FUCKING KNOW! IM TOLD THIS EVERY FIVE SECONDS!!!! I DONT CARE!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!!!!!!! HE ISNT A GOOD GUY JUST BC HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING, THAT JUST MEANS HE HAS NO MYTHS!!!! CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANOTHER GOD PLEASE?????? HES BEEN SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT EVER SINCE I GOTTEN INTO GREEK MYTHOLOGY IM FUCKING EXHAUSTED!!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM ANYMORE PLEASE-

#greek mythology #hades x persephone moots pls turn away #IM SORRY IM SO SICK OF IT #ALMOST ANY OLYMPIAN IS MORE INTERESTING #Demeter #demeter solos #ares #zeus #zeus isn’t better morally but more interesting for sure #hera #poseidon #apollo #artemis #aphrodite #WHERE IS THE ARES X APHRODITE BOOK #WHERE IS IT

[bambismoonlight]

Zeus: I love all my children.

Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?

Zeus: Hera and I have 4 kids?

#their children (in order) Eris Ares Hephaestus x Hebe #there’s different adaptations before you come for me #greek mythology #apollo #zeus #hera #hades #ares #demeter #dionysus #hermes #artemis #Poseidon #Aphrodite #Greek mythology meme #hebe #Persephone #funny #Greek myths #eris #hephaestus #Athena

[scarareg]

#Greek Mythology #Greek Pantheon #Hades and Persephone #Achilles x Patroclus #Eros x Psyche #Apollo X Hyacinthus #Dionysus x Ariadne #Aphrodite X Ares #Zagreus x Thanatos #Hades Greek God #Persephone Greek Goddess #Achilles #Patroclus #Eros God #Psyche Goddess #Apollo Greek God #Hyacinthus #Dionysus Greek God #Ariadne #Aphrodite Greek Goddess #Ares Greek God #Zagreus #Thanatos #Thanzag #Patrochilles #Hephaestus & Aglaea #Hephaestus Greek God #Aglaea #Nyx and Erebus #Nyx Goddess

[punkeropercyjackson]

It blows my mind that there's actually a pretty large section of Pjo fans who think Percy should've become a unbeatable powerful ass fuck off deity with a harem because 'it's in his blood as the son of Poseidon' and 'he wasted his powers and inheretance by choosing kindness and his normal friends instead of highups' like damn calm down Lord Ozai,you're talking about an afrolatino who grew up in New York and is probably transfem with undiagnosed autism not a back in the good 'ol days testosterone fulled nepotism baby

#percy jackson #percy jackson defense squad #black percy #latino percy #trans percy jackson #aroaceflux bi percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #punk!percy #team parent percy jackson #poseidon pjo #apollo pjo #hermes pjo #hades pjo #kronos pjo #persephone pjo #zeus pjo #artemis pjo #aphrodite pjo #zoe nightshade #rachel elizabeth dare #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #dark percy is bootlicker percy #pjo #x black!reader #summerposting #when i had the url 'afrolatino zuko' i was talking about her actually

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Persephone: Let's settle this cat fight in the ring!

Aphrodite: ...hmmm, let's settle this.... In bed~

Persephone,*blushing*: In the ring!

Aphrodite,*smirking*: In bed!

Persephone: IN THE RING!

Aphrodite: IN BED!

Persephone,*pissed*: ........FINE-

#i love these two #aphrodite x persephone #aphrodite #persephone #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

[dogblessyoutascha]

Art I did for the incredible fic Fading Sparks by @dameschnee123

#dogblessyoutaschart #stray gods #stray gods: the roleplaying musical #tw: blood #grace #apollo #persephone #persephone x grace #aphrodite

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Apollo: I'm too gay to fuck Aphrodite. Persephone: I'm too gay to NOT fuck Aphrodite.

#persephone #persephone x aphrodite #aphrodite x persephone #apollo #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #i'm still thinking of a ship name for PerseDite #Roses? #since rose is the flower of love

[withlovefromolympus]

Aphrodite, staring at Persephone: *dreamy sigh* she's so pretty...

Hades: she is indeed. but don’t feel bad, you’re pretty too!

Aphrodite: i am not jealous, Hades. i am fucking your wife

Hades:

#aphrodite #persephone #aphrodite x persephone #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes

[olympest]

Hades: Can’t wait until Persephone is my wife so I can say “I love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “I’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social events by saying “I have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen because she’s my wife and I adore her.

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