#April 1

[immortalthings]

Reblog to boop him

#he is a wet cat after all #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #loz #zelda #nintendo #tloz #link #botw #breath of the wild #great fairy #boop o meter #link loz #link botw #botw link #boop #tumblr boop #zelda botw #loz link #loz botw #april fools #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #april first #april fools day #april 1 #april 1st

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift accepting her award 'Artist Of The Year' Award from iHeartRadio Awards!

#taylor swift #iheartradio #iheartradio awards #april 1 #taylorswift #swifties

[todayontumblr]

Saturday April 1.

And you know what that means

#today on tumblr #weekend #saturday #april 1 #april fools #you fools #pinch #punch #first of the month #hey #no need to punch anyone #totally unnecessary #happy fools

[dk-thrive]

Daybreak. 47° F. 5:46 to 6:15 am. April 1, 2024. Cove Island Park, Stamford, CT. (@dkct25)

#daybreak #twilight #cove island park #stamford #original photography #photographers on tumblr #sunrise #pink sky #morning #dawn #april 1

[phoenixmetaphor]

he’s hit the catnip a little too hard

#my fanart #leon kennedy #resident evil #april fools #april 1 #catboy!leon #i have been feral all day #pvp enabled ⚔️ #don’t look for an explaination on this one there isnt one #just get booped #get fuckin’ booped

[ladyvenusss]

🎉🖤Happy Birthday Nikolai!! 🤍🎉

He's now as free as a bird🕊

Promoting 🎀

#April 1 #nikolai bungou stray dogs #nikolai gogol bsd #bsd nikolai #nikolai gogol #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs fanart #fanart #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital artist #fyolai #fyodor x nikolai #nikolai x fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs fyodor

[bison2winquote]

Ges Hward, Fatal Fruity Specials (SINK)

#snk #fatal fury #fatal fury special #geese howard #ffs #gaming #geese #win quote #game quote #neogeo #hoax #april 1 #april 1st #april fools

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Where in the World is Unus Annus?”

#unus annus #markiplier #crankgameplays #ethan nestor #April 1

[1rabbitdaily]

🐇 Apr 1 2023

#year of the rabbit #rabbit #bunny #artists on tumblr #daily rabbit #april 1 #091 #pattern: broken #lavender and mint...

[todaysdocument]

Some handy tips from the War Department’s “You’re Going to Employ Women” pamphlet, April 1, 1943. 

Unfortunately, this is not a joke. 

Record Group 407: Records of the Adjutant General's Office

Series: Central Decimal Correspondence Files

File Unit: 291.9 Status of Women 1-1-42 THRU 12-31-45

Transcription: 

(a pamphlet with single staple on left side, off-white paper)

You're Going to Employ Women

WAR DEPARTMENT

WASHINGTON, D. C.

(In pencil along right side)  WGCS  17, 291.9,  (4-1-43)

[page 2]

(left page black and white photo)  woman filing a piece of metal

_______________careful...

(right facing page)  

(title)  When Training Women

ORIENT her more thoroughly than a man on health and safety rules, plant layout and production, company policies, job techniques.

Give her a preliminary training course to get the feel of work.

Relate her job training to past experience, usually domestic--interpret machinery operation in terms of household and kitchen appliances.

Arrange for continuous upgrading and train her for higher grade jobs.

Use community training facilities when necessary--trade schools, vocational classes in colleges and universities.

[page 3]

(Left side same woman)

_____________and conscientious...

(Right side)

(title)  When Working Woman

LIMIT her hours to 8 a day and 48 a week.

Schedule short morning and afternoon rest intervals on arduous jobs.

Have diet-balanced luncheons available--and  extra food on exhausting jobs.

Provide ample clean toilets and rest rooms--good plant ventilation free of dust, fumes and drafts--work seats and benches at proper height--clean orderly surroundings--safety devices on machinery.

Insist on proper work clothing, safe shoes.

Promote adequate local housing and transportation.

And…

[page 4]

(Left side of page)

(title)

Use a Trained Personnel Woman

She can counsel with management on training, job simplification and all general employment policies.

She understands women-worker needs.

She can give sympathetic attention to home problems.

She can be told personal difficulties that would not be confided to a man.

She can arrange for child care.

(right facing page)

-Women are pliant--adaptable.

-Women are dexterous--finger nimble.

-Women are accurate--precision workers.

-Women are good at repetitive tasks.

-Women are fine color and material observants.

Women CAN BE TRAINED TO DO ALMOST ANY JOB YOU'VE GOT.

#archivesgov #April 1 #1943 #1940s #WWII #World War II #women's history #labor history #captain america chair dot gif

[lulublack90]

Prompt 1 - Spring

@jegulus-microfic April 1, Word count 542

The first of April was the Marauder’s favourite day of the year. They spent weeks coming up with pranks for April Fool’s Day. They not only pranked their fellow students, but they pranked each other. 

James had placed a sticking charm on a little toy rat that he’d stolen from Lily’s cat to follow Peter wherever he went. 

All the mirrors that Sirius looked into burped rudely at him, and he’d transfigured all of Remus’s books into copies of Cassandra Vablatsky’s Unfogging the Future. James knew better than to mess with Moony’s chocolate supply, which meant his books were the next option on the list. 

So far, though, the only one not to be pranked was James. Lunch passed, and nothing, not even a nose-biting teacup. He was feeling more and more on edge. He kept flinching whenever one of the others came near him. Sirius took great joy in this and found a multitude of reasons to lean over or brush past him. 

They were walking out of potions together at the end of the day when he was suddenly yanked backwards into an empty classroom. 

“Hey, what the hell?” James yelled before he realised it was his friends. “Oh, what the hell?!” He knew this was it. Instead of them all pranking him separately, they were working together.

“Petrificus Totalus” Sirius flicked his wand, James’s legs snapped together, and his arms stuck to his sides. He was completely frozen in place.  

Peter transfigured James’s robes into a clown costume. 

Sirius performed a much tricker spell. Using the effects of the petrifying jinx, he transformed James’s legs into a giant spring. He and Peter had to grab ahold of him to stop him from falling on his face. 

Remus finished the prank off by sinking what would have been his feet into the stone floor. Sirius unfroze James, and they watched as James wobbled forwards and backwards like a jack in a box without the box. 

The rest of the Marauders left him there, yelling after them as they went to dinner, raucous laughter bouncing off the close corridor walls as they went. 

He yelled himself hoarse, trying to get someone’s attention. He called out again, and the heavy wooden door creaked open, and Regulus’s head popped around it into the room. 

“I thought I could hear your voice.” He said, his brow screwed up in concern. “Are you alright?” 

He came further into the room and caught sight of James’s predicament. The usually stoic boy snorted with laughter and ended up on his hands and knees, gasping for air he laughed so hard. 

Eventually, he composed himself enough to wipe the tears away and stood before his slightly bouncing boyfriend. “Did my brother do this to you?” He asked, stroking James’s cheek.

“And Remus and Peter.” James pouted. “Can you help me?” Regulus took a step backwards, biting his bottom lip. 

“I can, but I’m not going to.” A wicked glint flashed in his eyes as he raised his wand. James’s face was covered in gaudy clown makeup before he could utter a word. 

Regulus pecked a kiss on James’s lips before he left him again. “Happy April Fool’s Day, love.” He cackled as he shut the door behind him.   

#April 1 #jegulus #jegulus microfic #jegulus fic #james potter #regulus black #dead gay wizards #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james x regulus #regulus x james #regulus and james #james potter x regulus black #james and regulus #the marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders’ era #the marauders #april fool's day #spring

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Volkswagen ID.3 Harlequin Edition, April 1, 2024. The Harlequin paint made famous in the 1990s with the Volkswagen Polo is to return as an option for the electric ID.3 with an electroluminescent twist. The ID.3 Harlequin’s panels will light up and pulse in response to beats from the car’s sound system and integrate with the new ChatGPT functionality being rolled out across the Volkswagen range. The limited-edition ID.3 Harlequin is available from April 1; designs can be viewed on Volkswagen’s online configurator using the code ‘JEST 1’.

#Volkswagen #Volkswagen ID.3 Harlequin Edition #Volkswagen ID.3 #Volkswagen ID.3 Harlequin #Harlequin #electroluminescent #April 1 #April Fools #special edition #Harlequin edition #2024 #gif

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift has won 3 awards at the iHeartRadio Awards this year!

Artist Of The Year

Pop Artist Of The Year

Tour Of The Year

#taylor swift #iheartradio #iheartradio awards #april 1 #taylorswift #artist of the year #tour of the year

[evelynlisian]

April 1, brought us one of the best Sonic games xD

I love this game, because although it is not the typical platform game (although be careful with the mini missions, they brought out the worst in me hahaha), it delves a lot into the personality of all the characters, I wish they would release more games that focus on what they are like Sonic and his friends with as much depth as in this game. I want to know more about them and their lives haha Happy anniversary🎉

#myart #my art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #digital art #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #tmosth #amy rose #miles tails prower #barry the quokka #anniversary #april fool's day #april 1 #fast drawing #digital doodle #sketch #amy rose birthday party

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Lt. Commander Richard Byrd testing the glasses he planned to use during his flight over the North Pole. He sailed from New York on the S.S. Chantier on April 1, 1926. With him is Dr. Daniel O'Brien of John Hopkins University, who acted as a medical aid on the expedition. When Byrd returned, he became a national hero.

Photo: Associated Press

#vintage New York #1920s #Richard Byrd #polar exploration #polar expedition #North Pole #Arctic Circle #North Pole flight #Arctic flight #April 1 #1 April

[sicc-nasti]

Nice B)

#YEAAAAAH #april fool's day #April 1 #boop #thank you sunipt