hey everyone ! I've made a lot more progress on the dilf!joel x reader i'm currently writing and I wanted to share a sneak peek !
Maybe it was the fact he typed with perfect grammar, so unlike the college boys you usually messaged who typed in only acronyms and maybe emojis. Or maybe it was the way he referred to you as “darlin’” in a typed-out southern drawl you swear you could hear; but you already felt addicted to the man in a way you have never felt and you barely have texted a couple words to each other. This stupid site already has you down bad — definitely not Joel Miller.
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Pass the happy! When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications ✨
sunlight; oversized sweaters; putting twice as much garlic as the recipe calls for; 'thought of you' texts; cats' primordial pouches
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After being a huge fan of Dial Drunk for the last few months I have decided to FINALLY listen to Stick Season (We'll All Be Here Forever) by Noah Kahan
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it’s been five years since i left tumblr and came back when the FUCK did we have to start paying for an ad free page things have changed and i’m very old
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when you look up the definition of simpdom in their little island kingdom i hope prince eric shows up. i hope dimples mcgee who had his ass saved and decided actually, that's my future wife. TIME MAY CHANGE THE SHORELINE, BUT TIME WILL NOT CHANGE ME. even aside from his kindness to ariel when she couldn't speak, when he found out she was a mermaid, he just held her tighter. dude had his mind made up. married her so fast, man. love me a dimples mcprince ericgee.
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idc what anyone says, jonah was not only the perfect person to play prince eric, but also the perfect person to sing wild uncharted waters for the film! the fact that he doesn’t have a traditional or trained musical theatre voice simply added to the emotions of the song and where it fell in the story! the rawness! the longing! the passion! the desperation! the absolute british-ness of how he sings it! the way he emphasizes certain words and phrases! i have yet to hear a cover that captures all of those things the way jonah did in the movie! and i hope you’re there! in the open air! there’s no map ooor COMpass to guiiiide me, no! time may change the shoreline, but TIME will not chaaaange meeeeeh! if it takes my life, i will FINally find you aaaagain!
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Me reading every piece of info I can get my grubby little hands on about the Try Guys cheating scandal
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WHAT IN THE INEFFABLE
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i need the whole scene where ariel teaches eric her name using the stars tattooed on my brain. like i need it on a constant loop forever bc oh my god it’s the best scene ever.
the whole kiss the girl/lagoon scene is a masterpiece in of itself that i can watch a million times without ever getting tired of bc these nerds are so in love with each other the entire time and the tension is unreal
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saw the little mermaid while stoned and was not expecting to be so afraid of the fish. or the dad jump scare in the water at the end.
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IS it the same moment from a different angle though? same location yes, might be blind but he's wearing a jacket in one and not the other
screeeeech oh my god UR RIGHT. the background got me!!!!!!!!
down catastrophic. like. TWICE in one presscon? fr? and then you BETRAY HIM??
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Are all the sims in your save girls? Cause I want to live in this world!!!
Now there's an idea to do an entire world save with just women. Genderbend all your townies!
Only this family (and all future spouses for the heirs) are all female. There are men in the save I just don't feature them. They don't matter in this.
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Mom and I are watching Barbie (it's her first time watching).
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Less “Ariel threw her life away (for a man)” and more “king Triton destroyed the life Ariel had”.
How anyone could expect Ariel to go home like nothing happened and like King Triton didn’t just literally destroy everything she was passionate about in life, not to mention destroying her trust in him as a father and her safety back home, is totally beyond me.
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If I had a nickel for every time one of the Six Idiots played the “Chosen One”, whose parent abandoned them as a baby, leading them to be adopted; while also playing their long lost evil twin who is engineering the good twin’s downfall, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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