Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality
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save a horse ride a cowgirl
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“lol Arthur Conan Doyle clearly didn’t know anything about drugs. Sherlock Holmes did cocaine but it calmed him down. That’s not how cocaine works!”
There are two options: Arthur Conan Doyle had never met someone addicted to cocaine or he met some with ADHD who was addicted to cocaine
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Daniel Arthur, Yoga Cat, 2023
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"I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again."
//Arthur Miller, The Crucible: A Play in Four Acts
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They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
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Someone: How are you doing?
The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.
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