#At least it was all edible

[avephelis]

firm believer in the "chip is a great cook" agenda partly because he rolls really well for it and also because i like to think he's probably got a lot of experience with making scavenged/limited ingredients into something edible. and maybe he picked something up from chey after all.

#surprisingly i was thinking about it and i think all of albatrio could make something edible? #like obviously jay would've picked up some stuff working in her mom's tavern #but i also remembered gillion whipped up a damn good scramble for those zone of truth (menstrual..?) eggs so. huh. #or. well at least according to chip standards so the bar is on the floor but. edible? #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip

[poorlydrawnandroids]

From the people who brought you: "Android detectives can't cook!" comes the concept: "Hank has a horrible food palate!"

He's happy to try anything once.

#the rainbow shrimp skewer is from worst cooks in america #it made me laugh so hard i had to draw this #also idk how egg correlates with cheese #none of them know what anything tastes like #and hank is like ‘i mean food is food’ #he's so valid #i'm the least pickiest eater in ever and will also try anything once #one time my starbucks coworkers asked me how much money it would take for me to put the sink discard in my mouth #i said $5 tbh #BUT IN MY DEFENSE it was like idk whip cream and fruit pieces like bfd you know yolo #also i love both the idea that they are all expert 5 star chefs who feed hank WELL #and the idea that they all are riding the thin line between edible content and something resembling sumo's finest backyard creations #of course the second one resonates well with my content so #incompetent chefs it is #rk bros #rk brothers #dbh hank #dbh nines #dbh sixty #detroit become human #dbh comic #comic #also sorry for the reupload the first version's quality was HEINOUS #hopefully this is better #dbh connor

[swoopyswish]

airport restaurants need to get their shit together. why am I paying $19.99 for a glorified microwave meal

#I was going to take a picture but I won’t subject you all to this #at least the tater tots that come with breakfast are edible and crispy

[keydekyie]

au where everything's the same except the book title is literal

the book is this one

#I feel like it'd make a cute fairytale #bear and moth fall in love against all odds #there's no question in my mind that they'd work it out #Kaelin being an actual moth would scare the shit out of Ruyak like he doesn't have enough to worry about #with her being so small and extremely edible as a human #at least she'd be able to fly #tmatb #grace makes art

[milkweedman]

Fig and apple pie with pecan-cardamom crust. The figs and the apples were both foraged, which is always fun. Smells super good !

It was supposed to be in a pie tin, but I had 3/4 of a pound of figs rather than the half pound the recipe called for. And then needing to scale the recipe complicated the already confusing situation of reading while dyslexic. So I largely gave up on reading, and this is more inspired by the recipe than anything else, but here it is nonetheless: Fig, Apple, and Walnut Tarts. Anyway, it ended up too big to fit in a pie tin, hence the cobbler dish.

#havent had any due to classic long covid 'food has an almost imperceptible amount flavor if any at all' #but i can currently smell things so id rather juat smell it tbh #my roommates were at least eating it so it seems to be edible :D #cooking #baking #like there are a million competing reasons i dont and cant follow recipes (or patterns or any other written/illustrated steps) #but today it was Cant Read and Confusing All Three Recipes I Looked At With Each Other And Making An Amalgamation On Accident #along with Missing Ingredients and Philosophical Dispute With Author #(egg yolk in the crust and then she never uses the white. which i do not agree with at all #chekhovs egg--if part of an egg is used in a recipe then so too does the other part of the egg. get creative. #in this case i put it in the topping as it was already described as supposed to be crispy so... #it probably could have done with half a white honestly but it did turn out crispy) #i did also use a little food coloring. not proud of it but it was a very unappealing shade of green that lacked contrast with the crust #so *shrug*

[todayisafridaynight]

i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :(( #AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that… #MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :(((((((((((((((( #mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :(((( #anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea… #also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack….. #ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’ #calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

[prolibytherium]

Cursed with the natural weed tolerance of 10,000 beautiful wild stallions

#I haven't smoked or done edibles since at least July and I just smorked 2 joints and all it's giving me is a mild buzz

[actualaster]

Wow, I fucked this pizza up in ways I didn't even know were possible

It's completely inedible

Amazing

#cooking with kage #i managed to cook it on the wrong setting so it's burned in some spots undercooked in others #it doesn't even smell edible at all and now the kitching stinks #i tried to take a bite just to be sure and yep it was Bad #like how the hell do you fuck a frozen pizza up that bad?? #anyway this was time 2 i fucked up cooking this past week so i am not doing well there lol #cold cereal it is can't fuck that up at least

[izzy-b-hands]

There's a man vomiting loudly outside (potentially in our parking lot, but I'm deeply in an overstimulated autism thing rn and i simply cannot be arsed to get up and check)

I would normally, but there's already a man out there interrogating him and like. I'm sure he's well-intentioned, but I lost my shit at his opener of 'Hey buddy, you having a good day?'

He's being violently sick in public; i think you can assume he's not enjoying this day.

#text post #im hitting the shower in a few minutes then after letting myself have an edible (held off all day for various reasons) #then i wanna get as close to wizard high as possible and disappear into Minecraft with Housemate for the night lmao #don't get me wrong today was actually very productive for me #resumes sent out decent amt of prolific done a new fic started and some drafts worked on #plus dishes done #but like. idk. my brain is very fast and angry and tired and i don't wanna be in this headspace #and i think i just overwhelmed myself with stuff a tiny bit today bc like. i know when im at the edge of it sometimes #but it's too easy to force myself past it in the name of productivity then deal with the fallout after #as i type this i realise i also need to clean the downstairs bathroom fan and forgor #but!! i forgot to mention i was able to get a belated bday gift out to my mum! got it ordered to b shipped to her at least lol #v glad I got that done #tw emetophobia #anyway i feel terrible for this guy and hope by the time i leave the shower he's doing better

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Anyway Velma accidentally headbutted me SUPER hard in the nose this morning and I've definitely developed a slight black eye over the course of the day and so now it's going to be extra fun to walk into my IUD appointment tomorrow looking like someone punched me in the face 🙃

#definitely heard a slight cronch/cracking noise when she whammed me #my face has been throbbing all day #I don't want to go to the doc and have them think I'm in a Dangerous Situation #just terrible timing #man I haven't been hit this hard in the nose since I was still living with my mom as a kid #so now tomorrow I'll have a hurt face and a sore cervix and nobody to care for me in my hour of need 🥺 #bought some edibles ahead of time at least

[shuckstruck]

puts my face in my hands. i have to be strong i Have to go on a weed break i Have to resist the desire to go out and buy weed

#i’m gods weakest soldier #rumbles #i at least make an Attempt to get high. almost every night #most of the time it sucks ass tho cause of my shitty little vape pen that i hate #i want to be smoking weed fr but i cant do so comfortably bc i liv w my mom lmao #but the vape pen worries me even more than the joint in terms of #lung health. let’s ignore the environmental impact rn #(ignoring that part cause i’m on my period lmao if i think about all the plastic my wretched necessary tampons use i. will die.) #and i could switch to edibles but 1.) i find them slow and unsatisfying #2.) absolutely terrified one of my dogs will gobble them all up and die #even tho i keep them locked away #augh

[ookaookaooka]

i LOVE first contact with aliens stories, seriously it’s one of my favorite tropes, but authors writing it really need to understand that there’s no writing it without engaging with the colonial history behind it whether you intend to or not, and if your story is about humans settling on another planet you’re gonna look stupid if you don’t

#also like. idk how to put it into words but. #if your excuse for why humans are leaving earth is because it’s become uninhabitable. it will always always ALWAYS be easier #to try and fix earth than to start over somewhere else #literally even if earth has nothing but rocks it STILL has more going for it than even the most habitable exoplanet #at least earth has air we can breathe gravity we can bear and is in the habitable zone #and it’s not full of potential allergens or plants/animals that we can’t eat #and we *already know* what’s edible and useful on earth which we’ve learned over millennia #and also. hand waving all the shit like allergens and inedible flora/fauna. #if your colonial humans are scratching a living from the soil and trying to find a niche for themselves in the local ecology. #ugh what am i trying to say here #like. *mean girls meme* so you DO acknowledge that ‘primitive’ technology is the best tools for this job? #but it’s more than that. like okay these colonists are doing the best they can with what they have and so they’re not ‘primitive’? #so you admit that the best way to ensure survival for future generations is to live sustainably? #i get it. i get it. i love made up alien ecologies and i love survival stories #but there’s gotta be (there is i’ve read it) a better way to tell them that doesn’t trash indigenous people while having your characters #live like them #like??? that’s what i’m trying to say. there’s some cognitive dissonance here #i’m trying to tell a story about people doing colonizing and having them live off of and understand the land #*IN not i’m

[skenpiel]

oooouu. was no good after all. jjust. burst into tears 10 minutes in and Left. hhpohuugh

#amd now im just. in the inner city. w nowhere 2 run. or hide. wwwwwipoouuuhgg #but i found a place thats sort of obscured so until i stop CRYING i can chill here #hhoouughggh. turns out numbers really were scary after all……………… #lol. lmao even. but at LEAST I TRIED !!!!!!!! thas gotta count forsomething. and my friend got edibles so ill meet w him later and calm down

[milkweedman]

eating my dinner of one squashed heirloom tomato which i dropped shortly after picking it, sliced with salt and pepper on it, with chopsticks and while standing in the middle of my room

#was very good to be fair #i love tomatoes...... #i am hoping my stomach doesnt reject it but anytime i eat anything it dedicates the next several days #to trying to kill me for fun #and now to get crossfaded perhaps. i got discount edibles but they dont have cbd which is perhaps what lets me sleep thru the night #rather then sleep for approximately 1 hour n then wake up in extreme pain and lay there until its time to go to work. still in extreme pain #least favorite part of my life right now for sure #was not worth the heavy discount #man that was a good tomato..... #im so fucking hungry rn bc i have not been able to eat for a While but also very aware that Eating Hurts #sighhhh. its fine. i am over it. #my sole pair of jeans is currently too loose to stay up. luckily my shorts have a drawstring #i should honestly just put drawstring closures on all my pants... so much more comfy

[genderfluidgothwitch]

I'm so glad I'm off today

#im always grateful for my days off #rn I don't work more than two days in a row #my overnight is wedged between two days off so I can recover on either side #so I'm always primed to rest up #when I get the promotion tho I'll be working 5 days in a row like a normal person #and like I'll be fine cuz I'll still have my two full days off but it's just like ughhhh #at least when I finish my work early on Friday that's it my weekend starts and I'll be fine #edibles all weekend lol #anyways todays plan is to get fucked up and work on my laptop as I've been doing since... forever lol

[forestofsprites]

i am so very desperate to finish the cas i've been working on but the hand weakness, the tremors!! relentless!!!

#i just can't make it work. holding the stylus is a nightmare and trying to then create strokes? to be precise? nope!! #was gnna try an edible again tnight to see if itll calm them down #it doesnt work all the time. as in it's not consistent #but more often than not it does something #or at least gives me the giggles on the 2.5mg thc component bc im baby #so #either way #it's my last night off for a month. giggles welcome!!!!!!!