Fanfic: Diesel's Petrols (Bluey)
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The door to his dimly lit office opened, and Dr. Bernard, the Australian Army counselor, looked up. “Thanks for coming, Sergeant Kelpie,” he greeted.
Diesel Kelpie took a seat in the cushy leather seat opposite him and held out his hand. “No worries, Dr. Bernard.”
After shaking his hand, Dr. Bernard grabbed his tablet and pushed his glasses up. “So let’s get right into it. How have you been since discharge?”
“Well, it was great to see my family again, let’s say that first. Everything I do, I do for them. It was all I could think about on the flight home.” Diesel leaned back and recalled the whirlwind of a month he’d had.
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Fresh from a 12-hour flight, I felt light as a feather despite the jet lag fuzzing the edges of my sight. It never fails, I try to catch up on sleep on the flight and somehow stay up the whole time, idling the time away with the same crummy puzzle games and the same five movies. Even still when I landed, I couldn’t help but jog from the gate straight to border control, hopping like, well, an excited dog in the queue.
Once I finally made it to the luggage claim, there they were, big smiles all over. My pack, my troop. My family. I probably looked like hell with my stained fatigues and baggy eyes, but I knew it didn’t matter one bit to them.
“Dad!” Rusty shouted, bolting over and jumping into my arms. I could hear the others catching up to him as I gave my little recruit a good squeeze before setting him down and letting them all in.
“Aw, missed me, eh?” I joked.
“Yeah,” said Digger, the oldest.
“Missed you lots!” said Rusty.
“Thiiiiis much!” said me youngest Dusty, stretching her little arms as far as they’d go.
Then it was Pepper’s turn. “Welcome home, honey.”
I felt all my worries vanish with my sigh as I kissed my loving wife. “Good to be home.”
“How long are you staying for?” Rusty asked.
Dusty bounced up and down. “Will you be here for my birthday?”
I gave Pepper a quick smooch then turned to the kids. “Oh yeah, I didn’t mention that, did I?”
“Tell ‘em, babe,” said Pepper.
I knelt down to meet my kids’ eyes as they all bunched together. “Well, I have a little surprise for you all. I’m here this time…for good.”
“You mean…your service is done?” Rusty asked, almost pleading for it to be true.
“Yup,” I confirmed. “Done and dusted.”
We all met in a big hug in the middle of the baggage claim, and for the first time since hearing the news I was headed home at last, I felt like transitioning back to civilian life wouldn’t be so bad.
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DIESEL: This episode of Bandit is called “Diesel’s Petrols.”
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“How have you been filling your time over the past month?” asked Dr. Bernard.
“Well, that army schedule’s a part of me, so I’m still up bright and early every day. The kids keep me active with cricket, footie, the works.” He chuckled and slung a leg over the other. “But that’s not what you’re asking, is it?”
Dr. Bernard laughed. “No, it isn’t.”
“For my career after service, it was a no-brainer for me. All that time fixing Jeeps, I knew I was gonna open my own garage when I got home. And bless Pepper, she was gracious enough to come on as my business partner. Signing the lease on that space was the fulfillment of a dream, so I was psyched.”
“Fantastic,” said Dr. Bernard. “How about friendships?”
“Oh, I’ve kept in touch with my troop online. Couldn’t do that when I was a tyke. But I promised myself something on the way home. I see Rusty talk so highly of his schoolmates on the ride home from school, so I really wanted to get to know their parents. Thought they could be my new troop. And in a way, my garage helped me do that. It started while I was out promoting the venture…”
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I was taking my new shop truck on her maiden voyage with Rusty by my side. Figured it’d get the word out and drum up some customers since we were gonna open any day. We’re puttering along in Paddington and suddenly, Rusty points out the window and says, “Dad, look! It’s Mackenzie!”
I saw a couple o’ border collies standing by the side of the road, their ute smoking. “Looks like they’re broken down, kiddo,” I said.
“Can we help them, Dad?” Rusty asked.
“Well, if he’s your friend, let’s see what’s up.” We parked nearby and got out. Rusty greeted Mackenzie happily while I went over to his dad.
“You’re Rusty’s dad, right? Don’t see you around much,” he said.
“Yeah, discharged recently. Diesel.”
“Sorry, Josh,” a guy shouted, “my mechanic’s booked solid today.” A blue heeler and his pup walked toward us from a couple houses down.
“Biscuits,” Josh muttered. “Thanks for trying, Bandit.”
The Heeler pup waved at us. “Hi, Rusty!”
“Bluey!” said Rusty. “Me and Dad are spreading the word about his new garage.” He pointed at the logo on my truck that Pepper designed.
“Diesel’s Petrols,” read Bluey. “Hee-hee! I like that name!”
“You work on cars, eh?” said Josh.
“Yeah, cars, Jeeps, copters, you name it, it’s my toast and jam. I could take a look if you don’t mind.”
Josh shrugged and led me to the wide-open bonnet. I felt the heat on my fur immediately and recoiled back. “Poor thing’s overheated,” I said, waving some smoke away. Now time to sniff out the problem. The army taught me that well. Let everything fall away and focus on what needs to be done.
I took a deep whiff through my nose and exhaled sickly sweet aromas, like burnt caramel. It was coolant, alright, almost like the radiator blew or a hose had popped loose and covered the engine in it. For Josh’s sake, luckily it was the latter I spied immediately.
“I don’t understand it. It was all right yesterday,” said Josh once I regained my awareness.
“A hose popped off your rad here,” I said, pointing to the dangling pipe near the main gears. “Reckon you’ve lost all your coolant, mate.”
“Wow,” said Josh. “That’ll do it.”
“You know, I think I have a proper clamp and some coolant in me Ute. I can have you right as rain in a tick.”
Josh looked shocked. “Really? R-right now?”
I smiled. “I always like to come prepared for anything.”
Josh pumped his fist, his bummed expression washing out to giddiness. “Well, thanks a bunch!”
“No worries.”
It was simple to refit the hose and tighten it down properly. Then once his engine came back down to as normal a temperature as could be on the eve of summer, I topped up the coolant and gave him the go to start up. The engine tumbled for a second as the coolant recirculated but then kicked right into life. “Gotta love a rock-solid Toyota,” I smirked. Hardy and excitable, just like he was.
I waited a moment to see if the hose would pop off, but it held. I shut the bonnet and gave Josh the thumbs up. He called his son over and they loaded up.
“Thanks a bunch, mate!” said Josh as I approached the cab. “What do I owe ya?”
I glanced quickly at the temperature meter. A-OK. “Ah, twernt nothin’, mate,” I scoffed. “All in a day’s work.”
I felt a tug on my arm, and I crouched down. “Yeah, mate?” I said to Rusty.
“Dad, remember what mum said? ‘If you fix some stranger’s car like I know you will, make sure you’re paid.’”
I gulped and stood up again. Both Mackenzie and Josh were laughing. I grinned embarrassingly.
“Your mum’s a smart cookie,” Bandit said with a wink.
“Thanks, Mr. Heeler!” said Rusty.
I shook my head and fished a business card out of my wallet. “Okay, how’s $30 sound? And you gimme a ring if your Ute ever packs in again?
“Done deal!” said Josh, quickly exchanging it for a banknote from his.
“Much obliged,” I said, shaking his paw. With a wave, he was off down the road with his pup.
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Not long after, I’d just finished installing the new ramp in the garage when in wheels this sturdy little Subaru. My first real walk-in. I head over and a Jack Russel steps out of it.
“G’day, mate,” I said, “thanks for droppin’ by. what can I do ya for?”
“Do you do suspension work here?” he asked.
“Whatever’s ailing your car, I can put it right.”
“Oh, great!” he said, relieved.
I wondered what brought that on, but I didn’t have to wonder long. The Jack Russel pushed down on his wheel arch and it didn’t budge an inch. “The ride’s been really rough,” he continued. “My tail aches every time I drive it longer than a grocery run.”
“That ain’t fair dinkum. Let’s put ‘er on my new ramp and I’ll take a look.”
I helped him position the car and once it was safely in the air, I could see straight away what the problem was. “Great day in the morning, your shocks are toast! Covered in oil and stiff as stone. What on earth did you do to ‘em?”
The terrier rubbed his arm, looking guilty with himself. “It’s a funny story, I suppose. I took a shortcut picking my son Jack up from school-“
“Wait, you’re Jack’s dad?” I exclaimed. “My son Rusty talks about a Russel named Jack all the time.”
“Ha! Likewise! Good to meet you, er…”
“Diesel.” I held out my hand and he shook it.
“Blake.”
“So what happened exactly?” I said, motioning him toward my tool bench.
“So my battery died leaving me without SatNav. This bloke called Maynard showed me a shortcut through the bush, but a sign just before said it was for 4-wheel-drive cars.”
“Hmm…” I suddenly had an inkling. I went back to the car and shone my torch around the wheels. I grimaced even more. “Yeah, this is an all-wheel-drive car.”
Blake raised an eyebrow. “Aren’t they the same thing? It’s got four wheels.”
I almost laughed but I didn’t want to do that to the poor guy. “Rookie mistake, mate. See, all-wheel-drive shifts power to all the wheels to help with traction on muddy or wet road. 4-wheel-drive is for serious off-roading like what you did on that shortcut, it looks like.”
Blake sighed. “Yeah, I…had an adventurous moment. But when I came home from the markets the other day with busted eggs, my wife said I’d better bring it in. She heard about you from Josh Border-Collie.”
“Issat so?” Small world. “Well, tell ya what- I have the parts here that I need. I can have you back up and running by day’s end for…how’s $400 and a promise to not take your car where it’s not meant to go?”
Blake perked up. “Really? That’d be fantastic!”
I nodded. “All in a day’s work, mate.”
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“Two new civilian friends, that’s a good start,” said Dr. Bernard.
“Thanks,” said Diesel. “But it’s funny.” He scratched his chin and tried to gather his thoughts. “I…didn’t think I was making friends at first.”
“How so?”
“I guess it felt like just doing what I had to do and sending ‘em on their way, nothing more, like in the army. The troop and I would bond for hours on end every day because we were together for that long. We slept on smelly cots together. I could know everything about them. I barely got to know Josh and Blake before their cars were fixed and they were off.”
Diesel paused, wondering if he should even say what he was about to.
“Do you need to confide about something, Sergeant Kelpie?” Dr. Bernard asked gently, without judgment.
“Sometimes I feel…like an outsider, ya know? It used to be I was barely home before I was back overseas. The army was my world more than here and suddenly, this is my world now. I wasn’t sure if Josh and Blake would remember me with how little we were able to talk. I wasn’t sure I could make my place here.”
“It doesn’t make your interactions any less meaningful,” Dr Bernard reassured. “It takes time and effort but it’s very possible.”
Diesel nodded. “Oh, I’m realizing that now. And what helped me change my view was that Heeler Bandit I mentioned earlier…”
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As it happens, it was the day after I expressed this to Pepper and we were discussing my rates in the garage.
“The prices I’m giving aren’t too low, are they, Pepper?” I said, my head hurting seeing her spreadsheets.
Pepper shook her head. “Don’t worry, love, you’re covering all our expenses. I just want to make sure you’re charging what you’re worth.”
“It’s never a big deal. I’m just glad I get to do this at all.”
Pepper took my hand and squeezed it. “Okay, well, I think you’re worth more.”
“Yeah, and I know you always will.”
How did I find someone so perfect, in partnership and…well, partnership? We moved in closer for a kiss until we heard someone nearby clearing their throat.
We turned to see that Heeler Bandit from the other day with his daughters, Bluey and an orange one whose name I didn’t recall. “Sooooo does Rusty run off screaming when he sees smoochy-kisses?” asked Bandit.
“Dad, you were kissing Mum’s stinky fish breath!” laughed Bluey.
I stood up straight and saluted. “Sir!”
Pepper rolled her eyes and pushed me away. “Welcome to Diesel’s Petrols. How can we help?”
“I was just passing by and I wondered if you’d give my Jeep a once-over. I’m taking the family dune racing next month and I figure you’re the Jeep expert.”
I chuckled. “It’s a stereotype for a reason. I’ll make sure you can handle everything out there. Pepper’ll show you to the waiting room.”
“We’ve got toys!” she said to the Heeler kids, and they cheered and dashed off toward the lobby, their dad following.
The hum of the lift had become music to my ears by this point and I could operate it in my sleep. Wrangler, a good rugged vehicle, could literally take you anywhere. That once-over was probably the quickest one I’d ever done, even on an army vehicle. Bandit maintained it really well.
I wiped my brow with a rag and headed to the lobby. Bandit was in the middle of keeling over, clutching his chest. His kids had their hands out, wiggling their fingers at him and laughing maniacally.
I sniggered. “What’s all this then?”
“Hi, Rusty’s dad!” said Bluey. “Bingo and I overwhelmed him with our magic!”
Bandit looked at me. “Yeah, powerful stuff,” he whispered.
“Dad,” said Bingo, “you’re supposed to be asleep!”
Bandit slowly came to his feet. No doubt it took longer these days with those two scamps running him ragged. I certainly knew the feeling. “Let’s just call it a cliffhanger,” he declared. “Am I asleep? We’ll find out when we get home.”
Rugged, adaptable, and fun. Just like his car.
“All good?” he asked me.
“Good to go,” I said.
“Good job, there, mate.”
I smiled. “All in a day’s work.”
I held out my hand and he shook it vigorously. Of all the blokes I shook with, his was the best so far. “Make quick work like that and I might be calling you from now on,” he said.
What a compliment, especially since he already had a guy. “M-much obliged,” I said before I led him over to the computer to do his invoice.
“Only seen you at drop-off a couple of times. When’d you get back?” he asked.
“Not too long ago. It’s good to be home at last. Feels like I’ve missed too much outta my kids’ lives.”
“Yeah, I feel that way when I have to be on a dig site. I’m not gone nearly as long but it’s still too long.”
“Truth. And it’s good to really talk to someone outside of that whole world. Makes it easier to get back…to the swing of it, you know?”
“Hey, you oughta come and have a drink with me and some friends. Josh’ll be there. And Blake’s thankful you got his Subaru running again.”
“Oh yeah, I remember them.” But did they really remember me? “Well, I dunno-“
Bandit slung an arm over the counter. “C’mon, it’ll be fun.”
I gave it a rummage in my mind. Sounded like the perfect proposition, and so quickly after getting back. I’d hopefully have a new friend group to make reintegration easier. But it still almost felt like I was intruding on somewhere I didn’t quite belong yet. I wasn’t sure if I should step in.
I looked away for a moment. Bluey and Bingo had slid right into another game, involving the footy in the toy box. I laughed. “These kids make it look so easy.” So easy to get along, I thought.
“Yeah, we can take a cue from them every once in a while, eh?” said Bandit.
I nodded. I’d take that step. “Sure, gimme the deets and I’ll be there.”
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“I’m sorry, Sergeant Kelpie, but we’re out of time for today,” said Dr. Bernard, rising up. “But it sounds like you’re making great progress with reintegration. I’m proud of ya!”
Diesel stood up. “Thanks, doc. After opening my garage and meeting Bandit and Blake and the others, it really feels like I have another troop. I know I’ve only just started my new life and there’s so much I want to do yet, but…” He shrugged. “It’s like I always say, even in the field.”
“All in a day’s work?” asked Dr. Bernard.
“Yeah, all in a day’s work.”
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Diesel opened the door to the pub and cased the joint for the table where Bandit and his friends were. Catching waving hands out of the corner of his eye, he saw they were all smiling and waving at him.
“There’s the dog of the hour,” said Bandit, filling a glass and handing it to Diesel.
“For putting us all back on the road,” said Blake.
“And for being a stand-up bloke altogether,” said Josh.
“Good to know ya, mate,” said a yellow Labrador. “Congrats on the new venture.”
Diesel sat down and rose his glass, gulping down the lump in his throat. “Thanks for making an army dog feel welcomed home.”
“CHEERS!” Glasses clinked and mirth and merriment took him over as Diesel joined a conversation about an upcoming cricket game. The garage had always been a goal of his, but now he felt like he accomplished something far more difficult-making a place in a third troop, a group of guys he was proud to call his new friends.
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