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While the Cardinals & Bishops were made from the One Before; gods can ultimately die. Not really from age or illness, but they can be killed!
When a gods killed, lesser or major, their crown is still around. It’s incredibly dangerous to leave a crown just sitting around.
Long ago, before this AU takes place- and long before Narinder was ever locked up, three Cardinals fell to unknown causes. They had to be replaced in order to keep order.
Heket & Leshy Chose Alecto, a snake (Now Cardinal of Candor; long gone when most of the Old Faiths gods disappeared)
Shamura & Kallamar Chose Mammon, a sea dragon (Now Cardinal of Blasphemy, long gone also)
Narinder, being the last major sibling, chose on his own.
At this time, Avians as a whole were unaligned and mostly ignored the constant godly spats happening in the Old World. They were revered as a neutral type that held no solid faith and gladly communed with folks from all faiths.
Narinder, instead of choosing a mammal, saw this as an opportunity and chose Verrier, a cuckoo. He proposed his choice as a great way to finally ensnare Avians into the Old Faith. After all, they were a species with bountiful resources and knowledge- everyone could benefit. (This would later also slightly factor into his imprisonment, though the driving force was still his desire for Change, even though things could not.)
Verriers’ crowning lead to the only avian god the Old or New lands would ever know. And heavily skewered Avians image as a whole, given a good bit of them gladly followed the new god after seeing potential in their behavior. Also, leading quite a few Avians to fall into Verriers teachings of deceit and sowing uncertainty.
None of the three chose were really into the Old Faith, and none were willingly crowned at the time. All three newly-crowned Cardinals did restore order as intended, but it also allowed doubt and hostility to flourish, given their individual specialties that the three they replaced did not have. Heresy, Candor, and Blasphemy.
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Accidental Courting
Vidow bnha/quirk au
They just. Basically they just make out in a classroom sorry I don't make the rules
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This was really starting to get out of hand, a purple haired goth mused to himself. Not unfondly, but still exasperated. Black painted claws scraped his scalp as Shadow ran a hand through his locks with a low sigh. He jolted as an electric pulse ran down his spine, suddenly the light pressure of feathers ran across his shoulder blades. As Shadow turned just in time to see one Violet Atari looking back at him mischievously, the wing snapping back to its proper place folded against his back. Shadow did not miss the implication of invitation that motioned them towards an empty classroom. He looked around, gulped, and followed hesitantly. This was becoming routine. It made him uncharacteristically nervous. Shadow's heart raced as he thought about just how he'd gotten into this. He really should have done his research. Not that the development between himself and the starling was something he regretted. The opposite really. Shadow shut the door behind him, swiftly being backed into a wood desk. What a delightful mess he was in.
It had started with what had been a usual morning. Pick on stupid people, weirdos, or unusual quirks. (Not unlike himself honestly not that he would ever admit it). Since becoming comfortable enough with his environment Vio had been bringing a lunch of better dietary value to him. His quirk being a mutation of a ravenous starling placed into a human body. The predatory translation made him require raw meat in his diet. Vio could eat other things but most of the time they gave little to no value at best and made him feel sick at worst.
Shadow's main target of aggression had a special treat in store today. The demon boy flashed his sharp fangs grinning to himself. He held a large wrapped bundle in his hands. A few people were giving him odd looks as he passed. Most of Vio's squad (read: flock) would be busy helping at the club recruitment fair over lunchtime leaving Vio all alone. The avian sat in their habit spot. Outside against one of the tall oak trees. The perfect spot to either sunbathe or sit in the shade.
The blonde was there. Sitting cross legged to try and relieve some stress against his dew claw talons getting smashed into boots all day. One hand holding his book and the other donning a pair of chopsticks that carried pieces of chicken cubes for his lunch. If someone wasn't looking close no one would really notice anything strange about it. Except the obviously undercooked pink poultry.
Shadow wore his shoulders set proudly. He would teach Vio a lesson about his strange dietary habits. Thinking back on it, he really should have thought this through a little more.
"Hey, birdbrain! Think fast." Shadow yeeted the wrapped object at his head from about ten feet away. Surprisingly good aim. Without looking up the blonde shoved the chopsticks in his mouth. Using his now free hand, the starling caught the oddly large package that attempted to assault his face. Vio's face scrunched up, turning his attention from the book to the rival. A feat of itself, getting his attention away from one of his beloved novels. Vio ended up snapping his plastic chopsticks in his mouth when he unwrapped the 'gift'.
Vio's gaze swapped between the wrapped giant pink salmon fillet in his hand and Shadow's now retreating and cackling form. Face shifting into absolute bewilderment and confusion. Little did Shadow know, as he would find out later, gifting avians of predator any kind of fresh prey was considered a courtship offering. He'd just asked him out.
Shadow hums low in his chest. Back in that empty classroom. He was sat up on a desk, legs open with Vio standing slotted between them. Hips pressed firmly together. The demon's one hand sat behind him on the fake wood for support as the blonde ravaged his mouth. The other curled into smooth blonde locks. Vio ran a taloned hand on Shadow's inner thigh and the other up and inside his rumpled school uniform button up. He lets his mind wander back to their first kiss while his body melted in bliss. Shadow could get used to this.
It had been a few days since the fish incident. Vio had called out for all of them under the guise of being sick. Today was the first day back he has shown up. Notably he wasn't wearing the glove tip guards on his hands he usually wore for protection. Of himself and others as he's accidentally nicked himself one too many times before. Nothing more annoying than that. The demon smirked at Vio as he came up on him quickly. Seeming almost angered and rushed. He notes the freed claws with a glance. Only worrying when his pace did not slow.
The blonde shoved him against the locker making it rattle. Shadow was beginning to get nervous as he got right up to his face.
"You." Vio growled out. Shadow hummed in question, feigning innocence.
"Me~?" He played off his wavering voice for teasing.
The boy flipped up his sunglasses visor to meet eyes. Shadow stiffened in shock. The 0retty red and blue mismatch of Shadow's eyes widened at the most beautiful shade of purple iris he's ever seen. Small black slits for Vio's pupils moved into dilating extremely wide at the attention. A predatory grin flashed to reveal his unblocked fangs. No football style mouth guard to protect Vio's tongue and lips from sharp raptor teeth. Or Shadow's face. Shadow paled; thoughts and heart racing. This was it, he'd gone too far and now he would have to pay. Then why did it feel like his heart would pound out of his chest in a good way? He let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding as the blonde leaned in even closer. He was unsure whether to stick his gaze to his dilated eyes or his chapped lips.
He settled for eyes as those chapped lips pushed against his own. Barely any purple color left in them from flaring out. A soft rumble came out of Shadow, vibrating his torso. He hadn't meant to make the pleased sound, it sort of just melted put of him. Vio's sharp canine nipped Shadow's bottom lip. In warning or marking he wasn't sure. The avian sucked on it to pause the bleeding before pulling back. "Mm. Thought so~" Vio gave the flustered boy some room to stare him down. He flicked the colored lenses back over his face looking satisfied. Even with the cover, the demon could tell his eyes were still blown wide. As Shadow stammered non words while his brain restarted, Vio spun on his heels and headed off in the direction of homeroom class. Shadow whipped his head around to check if anyone saw. Shadow had to run into a bathroom to deal with a new embarrassing problem. He has never been so frightened and turned on in his life.
He was having that same problem now. Attention raptly brought back to the boy in front of him with his neck being nipped at. Soft red lines scratched across his stomach and hip to match faint scars of similar caliber. The other hand inching much closer to his bulging jeans than Vio usually dared to. Shadoe let a soft sigh escape his lips with a pleased shudder. Vio brushed down his bruised marked up neck. His wings were puffed out to their whole huge span. The light caught them just right looking like iridescent gasoline. Shadow jumped as the bell to release homeroom went off. The blonde pulled back.
"Damn." He sounded disappointed. "I actually care about my next class." He reluctantly let the demon go. Curling his feathery appendages back close to his back.
"Whuh- hey!" Shadow called after his retreating form. "You can't just leave me like this!" Flushed, panting, and a slight embarrassing problem. He ran a hand through feathers as they escaped him.
Vio turned around hesitating. A full body shiver from the contact. He clicked his tongue at him. "Fine, fine. I'll send the picture I owe you in exchange for leaving." He flicked the glasses on, snapping his plastic tooth cover on and the gloves. "We can continue this at lunch?"
He relents with a nod. "You better." He crossed his arms. Vio left the room. Shadow cursed, "Shit, guess I need to find another bathroom." He sneaks off to do just that.
Halfway through their hour lunch break sat the two outside. Vio in Shadow's hoodie, back cut to push his wings through. Both of their hair were a complete mess. Red giggled at them as she sat down to join. The starling puffed up proudly, looking very satisfied with himself.
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Aliens and Human Relationships pt 3 :D
More romantic,platonic, and familial between aliens and humans
Romantic Relationships
-Some aliens have very Rube Goldberg styles of courting while others are very straight forward
-blush appears on mammilain species but not on reptilian or avian, but that doe snot mean those species do not blush, they just hsow it differently
-i have a feeling that nearly all aliens can be embarrassed easily, so when a human flirts, its great
-meeting the parents could be very weird for alien species simply because either a) everyone knows each other or b) no one cares who you date in space
-ALIEN SO'S BEING PROTECTIVE
-on the above thought, humans have all sorts of social issues so if a human had an alien s.o, i headcanon they would be very protective
-small human, tall alien or vice versa
-the tension between very short humans and very tall humans confuse most aliens until it happens to them, then its "oh"
-some aliens are like cats which means courting gifts are like enemies heads or some sort of trophy
-polyamory is normal in some species and it is completely normal to have 2+ partners
-a lot of children that have both human and alien genes but how they appear can vary due to how strong the genetics are.
-humanoids can mate with each other but not more avaian or reptiallian or even very aquatic species. So those who cannot mate will adopt
Familial Relantionships
-Children are able to speak more than 3 languages, 2 being their parents original language and one which could be galactic basic or something. English is spoken within the galaxy but is not the main language
-children learning acceptance of differences from a very young age where that's skin colour, heritage, accents, sexuality, gender etc
-very mixed families, for example - alien+alien+human (parents) with alien/human mix and full human children or human+alien with 6 adopted or foster kids. Heterosexual, Homosexual, Bisexual, polyamorous, and so on couples and families exist.
-parents have either wallets filled with pictures or at least 3 full albums full of photos that they pull out to embarrass their kids
-found family is very common. ( idk if i mentioned this already)
-Child services are very effective on some planets but on others are crap
-children who are orphans sometimes have people who help them and create safe spaces for them
-mental health issues are treated seriously in a lot of families because it is important for the members to be healthy
Platonic Relationships
-Aliens bonding over their love for their human friends/colleagues/kids/SO
-give me a human showing an alien a meme and the alien doing what all the dads do when you show them something
-t-shirts that are " this is my alien -- >" "< --this is my human"
-aliens being mildly terrified of their human friends
-on the above headcanon, humans have the whole deathworlders and also having the damage predictability of an iphone
-humans are also like cats for example
-an alien historian specialising in human history shows a video recorded from WW1 and the humans in that room immediately zoom in on the explosions
-we like to push stuff, so aliens have learnt to stick everything down on surfaces but the problem is that humans are incredibly stubborn
-humans just doing batshit crazy stunts like jumping from roof to roof like cats do
-humans are also dogs
-humans can be very aggressive if taught to be from a young age
-humans are loyal to thier friends and family and will protect them at any cost if danger is nearby
-humans also love affection and attention and it is quite common of seeing them showing these acts to friends or demanding it
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I posted 29 times in 2022
That's 29 more posts than 2021!
19 posts created (66%)
10 posts reblogged (34%)
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I tagged 26 of my posts in 2022
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#aliens - 12 posts
#earth is space australia - 12 posts
#humans are weird - 10 posts
#aliens and humans - 5 posts
#humans and aliens - 4 posts
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#also aliens interacting with these cats that are definitely related to bigger more vicious cats is hilarious
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#5
Aliens and Human Relationships pt 3 :D
More romantic,platonic, and familial between aliens and humans
Romantic Relationships
-Some aliens have very Rube Goldberg styles of courting while others are very straight forward
-blush appears on mammilain species but not on reptilian or avian, but that doe snot mean those species do not blush, they just hsow it differently
-i have a feeling that nearly all aliens can be embarrassed easily, so when a human flirts, its great
-meeting the parents could be very weird for alien species simply because either a) everyone knows each other or b) no one cares who you date in space
-ALIEN SO'S BEING PROTECTIVE
-on the above thought, humans have all sorts of social issues so if a human had an alien s.o, i headcanon they would be very protective
-small human, tall alien or vice versa
-the tension between very short humans and very tall humans confuse most aliens until it happens to them, then its "oh"
-some aliens are like cats which means courting gifts are like enemies heads or some sort of trophy
-polyamory is normal in some species and it is completely normal to have 2+ partners
-a lot of children that have both human and alien genes but how they appear can vary due to how strong the genetics are.
-humanoids can mate with each other but not more avaian or reptiallian or even very aquatic species. So those who cannot mate will adopt
Familial Relantionships
-Children are able to speak more than 3 languages, 2 being their parents original language and one which could be galactic basic or something. English is spoken within the galaxy but is not the main language
-children learning acceptance of differences from a very young age where that's skin colour, heritage, accents, sexuality, gender etc
-very mixed families, for example - alien+alien+human (parents) with alien/human mix and full human children or human+alien with 6 adopted or foster kids. Heterosexual, Homosexual, Bisexual, polyamorous, and so on couples and families exist.
-parents have either wallets filled with pictures or at least 3 full albums full of photos that they pull out to embarrass their kids
-found family is very common. ( idk if i mentioned this already)
-Child services are very effective on some planets but on others are crap
-children who are orphans sometimes have people who help them and create safe spaces for them
-mental health issues are treated seriously in a lot of families because it is important for the members to be healthy
Platonic Relationships
-Aliens bonding over their love for their human friends/colleagues/kids/SO
-give me a human showing an alien a meme and the alien doing what all the dads do when you show them something
-t-shirts that are " this is my alien -- >" "< --this is my human"
-aliens being mildly terrified of their human friends
-on the above headcanon, humans have the whole deathworlders and also having the damage predictability of an iphone
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Aliens and dealing with animals
I find this hilarious because while aliens definitely have animal species on their planets and have domesticated them. Just compared to animals we find on earth, it's either that aliens are terrified or are not. Its one or the other. No one can change my mind.
Here's a scene.
Alien: What is this quadruped, furry animal on your lap human?
Human: Oh, this is Lasagna, they're my cat. I have two other cats, Loaf and Pebble. Lasagna's old and Loaf is a kitten - she scratches everything! * points to the sofa in the corner* Look what she did to my sofa! Pebbles yells a lot.
Alien: How did you domesticate such violent and destructive creatures.
Human: Through food. These fuzzballs love food! * nuzzles into Lasagna*
Alien: On an evolutionary perspective, are they related to any other species.
Human: They're related to big cats like tigers, lions, panthers. Any big cat, our cats are somehow related to. Someone I know is a zoologist and he says that the big cats are really friendly if they know you, and they love pets.
Alien: You mean that these small creatures are related to these dangerous creatures?
Human: Yep, but it's alright, the worst these kitties can do are scratch.
Alien * equally terrified and curious as Pebbles comes close and nudges their leg, * : Who is this? * Pebbles scratches*
-Garbled alien screaming-
537 notes - Posted February 27, 2022
#3
Aliens and Humans Relationship Headcanons
General relationship headcanons, romatimic, platonic, etc. Cause my brain really ~Aliens like Humans~
- You know whenever there's a newborn baby and everyone coos over them? Yeah that's Aliens to Humans. Some are super tall and some are super short but it is agreed that Humans are ~baby~
- Most Aliens that have interacted/worked/met a bunch of humans has a favorite or a preferred human.
- Headcanoning one species of Aliens that are similar to cats. So when humans do they pspspspsp, these tall, scary looking humanoid/hybrid figures stumble over like cats. ALso this species are the same with cats and knocking things off places and chasing laser pointers.
- Imagine an Alien and Human who are together. But of course the Alien is scary and mean and in the middle of telling someone to go piss themselves, their human S.O shows up and the Alien melts into such a softy.
- Aliens either are super scared or super fond of humans. It makes sense given that Earth is Space Australia and we do banthashit things here.
- Probably classes at alien schools about Earth and Humans and there could be Human Transfers who are horrified at how Humans are presented. Human transfer students most likely being asked about human stuff
- Humans in public or in private are cuddlebugs, we like physical touch especially with the ones we love.
- Furries scare everyone, I mean have you seen them? ( this is a joke, I've met some furries and their all very nice :D)
- A thought, which i think is extremely funny, is how Aliens see our technology and compared to their technology is probably super old but humans make up for it with the enthusiasm.
- What about Aliens and swear words? I think this will be one of the next posts.
This will be continued :D
821 notes - Posted March 14, 2022
#2
I think that aliens would be extremely weirded out by third culture kids.
Here's my thinking. Aliens come from planets that have only one ruler or government so laws are the same for the entire planet. If you look at Earth that is not the case with how our countries have different laws and everything else. This is not to say that aliens don't have municipalities or regions but maybe not as complex as having 195 countries each with their own government and laws.
I feel like a conversation would end up like this between an alien and a third culture kid.
Alien: Human? What is a "Third Culture Kid"?
HUman: Oh that's where you are from one country, but you live in another and you speak a completely different language.
Alien: I thought all planets had one government. That is standard on Earth?
Human: Uhhh, no.
Alien: What do you mean?
Human: We have... 195 countries
Alien: What is a country?
Human: uhhh a country is... an area that is governed.
Alien: So a region? We have 5 of those on my home planet of *unintelligible name* What about you?
Human: uhhh.... 195.
Alien: How many? My hearing is not great
Human: 195. We have 195 countries.
Alien: *Visible confusion* 195? How do you agree on anything?
Human: We have Unions and groups to agree on things.
Alien: So this "Third Culture Kid"? What is it?
Human: I'm considered a third culture kid. Born in Austria, Raised in Australia and my first language is French. So a third culture is kid is someone who is born somewhere, speaks a completely different first language and whose raised somewhere other than their home country.
Alien: Humans are confusing.
974 notes - Posted February 14, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Imagine aliens hearing a thick accent for the first time. Like I'm talking heavy Scottish or Irish specifically just because it's too funny. But just imagine how funny it would be to other humans. We already laugh at the hilarity of the irish and scottish way of speaking so this would be humours. Just think an alien thinking its normal human and then it talks with such a thick accent that the alien just blue screens.
For anyone going to say i am mocking or making fun of these accents, i am not. Simply it is for fun and is not to offend anyone. I am sorry if i did
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