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tangerinesteve · 1 year

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Your tags to the shower snacks post!!! YOU GET IT! EXACTLY! Eddie would love it, hell he would bring Steve food while he showers. It would have the added benefit to see a wet naked Steve in all his glory but also that boy knows about the beauty of shower snacks.

Bahahaha! THANK YOUUU!!! HE'D BE A LITTLE SNACK DELIVERY MAN!

{ Okay so this turned into a longer thing than i anticipated, so I'm gonna remore it, but... have a small little ficlet thing i guess!!! Hahaha! Oops!!! }

Yo the first time steve showers at Eddie's he comes out and back into Eddie's room, drying his hair, his clothes sticking to him cuz he's one of those weirdos who barely dries off before struggling into his clothes while still damp, and he's like "what's that little make-shift shelf for in there, man?"

And Eddie is digging in his desk drawer, not really paying attention and he's like,

"Snacks. What else would it be for?" He says this nonchalantly, still digging for god knows what and steve just stares before shouting,

"I KNEW IT!" and scaring the bejesus out of Eddie who finally spins around, hand on his chest like,

"What the fuck Harrington?" His chest shaking as he tries to breathes, and Steve just points at him and is like,

"I KNEW other people had to get hungry in the shower. Nancy and Robin made fun of me BUT I KNEW!" his hand shaking as he continues to point at Eddie who is smiling now, about to start fucking full on giggling when Steve shakes his head, hands falling to his hips and he's like,

"I could kiss you right now. Fuckin knew it." And he breathes the last part, mostly to himself but then he looks back at Eddie he's... a very deep shade of red. And oh.

OH.

And it takes about seven seconds for Steve's brain to catch up and realize Eddie is that color because Steve said he could kiss him, so he closes the space between them, towel forgotten on the floor and he's like,

"Can i?" And Eddie just gulps, eyes huge as they look at Steve, his chest moving irregularly as he struggles to breath.

"Can you?" Eddie asks, brow furrowed, blinking rapidly, his eyes moving over Steve's face like he's trying to fucking speed read Steve's features.

"Kiss you. Can I kiss you? Please?" Steve asks, using his manners an everything. And Eddie barks this adorable incredulous sounding laugh, that Steve takes for a yes, because Eddie had gone another shade darker, so Steve kisses him.

Soft, and sweet, because Eddie clearly is new at this, his hands shaking at his sides, he hadn't even moved to touch Steve, just stood there and moved his lips clumsily against Steve's.

Steve pulls back and smiles, Eddie's eyes stay closed for a moment, and Steve briefly sees the look of concentration that had been on Eddie's face, brows furrowed before they rise high on his head when Steve pulls back and Eddie sways forward, chasing him without meaning too. His eyes flutter open and he smiles when he sees Steve smiling.

"Well shit. If the shower snacks got me a kiss, i can't imagine what my other dumb ideas might get." He breathes, laughing as Steve moves Eddie's hands to rest on his hips, he smiles and moves forward again, pressing close as he says,

"If they line up with my dumb ideas as well as that one, i can imagine just fine." He wiggles his eyebrows and smiles against Eddie's lips as he lurches forward, kissing Steve again.

It's still clumsy, and awkward, but it's also sweet, and warm, just like the rest of Eddie.

#i hardly ever do oh. OH. moments anymore but i HAD TO #i hope you like it!!!#it was an accident #but im also very glad you read my tags!! hahaha #sidekick hero #ask #asks #steddie #steddie blurb #my writing

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oh-my-damn · 1 year

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Hi, bb !! As someone who experiences ick with CE while simultaneously wanting to bang him like a screen door in a hurricane, here's some unsolicited advice. Just accept it. Lean into it, even. Write something. Enjoy your problematic fave. He's insanely charismatic and devastatingly good-looking, but he's such a fucking guy. He's your toxic ex-boyfriend that you keep going back to bc he's rich and he's pretty and he has that bomb ass dick. We still have daddy Ari and daddy Steve, though, so, it's fine. I HOPE I DON'T MAKE THE ICK WORSE BY SENDING THIS IN !! Oh God.. If I make the ick worse, Mandy..

BAHAHAHA omg i love this message

The ending 💀💀💀

Anywho, you're so right! Just gotta embrace it. My dear sweet friend @justconfettiandsomeddew also gave me a really good perspective. She said that because I wrote about book Chris and made him so perfect, I probably put some of those expectations onto the real thing. Which is dumb bc he clearly isn't perfect lmao. That helped a little bc book Chris could NEVER give me the ick, he's too amazing for that 🥺🥺

And honestly daddy Ari and Stevie could never give me it either 🥺 in fact none of his chars could lmao bc I can just make them perfect on my lil laptop and they can't say a damn thing about it 🤷‍♀️

BUT the ick has been an eye opener and probably for the best! A needed slap in the face lmao. Hopefully this means I can handle whatever comes next a little better hahaha ☻️

Thank you for this lovely message, it made me laugh!! ❤️❤️❤️

#mandy answers #sweet anon #i love this #made me smile #and snort-laugh lmao

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teabagboy · 3 years

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A true himbo

#BAHAHAHA HES SO DUMB AND SWEET I LOVE HIM #you gotta swipe your card kiri😭#kirishima eijirou #boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero acadamia #mha #screenshot #anime

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catzula · 3 years

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"that's salt, not sugar" with your choice of character!

BAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS kohi tysm for sending something in and im sorry I made it a crackfic (I think) it was just really fun to write

Synopsis: love is sweet but divorces can be a little,,, salty.

Send me a random sentence and I'll make it an angst drabble!

Marrying Osamu Miya was the best decision of your life.

You had your most beautiful memories with him, the best years of your life were the best because he was there with you, holding your hand, smiling into the kiss he presses on your cheek.

You loved him, with all your heart- but things sometimes go wrong, and this time what went wrong was his love for you.

"I don't love you anymore."

The moment he spoke those to you, you knew it all was over. What he said was something you'd been aware of for the longest time, you werent dumb, you could feel him drifting away, you could feel his kisses getting monotonous, his touch out of obligation, his words of love, of habit.

But as long as it wasn't confirmed, hope lived strong in your heart, hope that it wasn't true, you were reading too much into things, he was just tired, stressed- any excuse you could find.

But then came the inevitable.

As he stared at your tear-damp face, grey eyes cold and unforgiving- you only came to realize Osamu Miya had no love left for you.

"Please, 'Samu," you tried to reason still, despite his almost mocking gaze, "I'll try harder, I'll make you happy, I beg you to give us another chance!"

Your hands grasped around his hand, you were on your knees as you begged for this one thing- and you wonder what you've done to make him hate you do that he wouldn't even bring you up to your feet as you trembled on the cold ground of your shared home.

"Let me go," he had hissed at you, instead, shaking his hand to make your weak grip on him let go. "I'll send you the divorce papers."

It's unfair, you had thought. How easy it is for him to leave as you cried on the ground, alone and cold as you watched the one man you've ever loved leave your home.

The moment you had taken the cursed pile of white paper in your cold, shaking hands, the last piece of hope had died with it. Everything, the last six years you had spent with the love of your life, was now getting discarded that easily. You thought, you might- might hate him for how easy he made it look.

But you never really thought you'd plot in your head to kill him.

"What about-" you remembered sobbing that night he had left you, "what about our son?"

He hadn't answered that that night, but as you now scanned the paper you were holding, you had your answer.

The bastard was demanding full custody.

What first was an ache in your heart, shaking your body, leaving you so vulnerable because you had just lost your dearest person was now turning into blind, hot rage.

You don't even remember how you dialed his number, your heart beating in your ears enough to have you deaf, hands shaky as you waited for him to pick up.

"Wha-"

"I'll fucking murder you." You curse as soon as you hear his lazy tone. "I will fucking murder you, you hear me, Miya? If you ever try to take my child away from me, I will not let you live."

"Osamu, go help your wife in the kitchen!" Your aunt laughs somewhere in the garden, making you curse her whole existence.

Ever since you had learned about him suing for full custody, you and Osamu weren't exaclty on... good terms.

Your hands start trembling with anger as you hear his grunt of approval, lazy footsteps making their way into the kitchen.

It was your son's birthday.

The divorce was so sudden, you couldn't tell him or anyone in your families that you hated each other to the guts with your husband, and you sure didn't want to ruin your sons birthday toast with, "clink, clink! May I have your attention? Baby, congrats on your birthday, I love you so much- you're so different from your bastard of a father over here. Oh, also, we're getting a divorce."

"Hey," the gray haired man strolls in with all his seriousness, aware of your fury that would make anyone's skin crawl. Not his, though- no, Osamu Miya is immune to your anger. Instead, he squints his eyes at you, or rather what you have in your hands, and smiles.

"That's salt, not sugar." He laughs right before you add the substance to your son's birthday cake batter. "Don't even know the difference? This is why I'm demanding custody, I want my son to live-"

His sentence is cut together by a loud crash, followed by the sounds of broken glass.

Osamu's grey eyes widen as they close on to the dented wall only a millimeter away from his head, and then to the broken glass shreds and crystals of salt mixing together on the ground.

Did you just-

Yes you did.

You just threw a glass of salt at your husband's head.

Well, happy birthday to your son, I guess.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyu x reader #hq x reader #osamu x y/n #osamu miya x y/n #osamu miya x reader #osamu x reader #osamu imagine #osamu angst #osamu x you #haikyuu angst #hq angst #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x you #hq x you

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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I imagine yn with soft chubby cheeks, maybe she still have some baby fat or something. Oikawa just thinks she's adorable and sometimes he and the other third year can't help but to baby her. Hell maybe the second year do it too. Yn ends up complaining to her fellow first years about it.

TRUEEEE!!!!!! personally, i have fat cheeks lmao and my friends tease me for it sometimes too so this is going to be canon in my seijoh manager content. i can totally see oiks doing this to her and they baby her so much bc she looks like a baby with her chubby cheeks and short height like her nickname from them is something dumb but cute like ‘sweet cheeks’ or ‘chipmunk’ and she always smacks them pretending to be upset but they know she actually loves being given affection because shes a touch-starved babie and oikawa would shriek and be the first player to give her cheek kisses and shes like ‘aaaa noooooo oikawa-san~~~~~’ and hes just like ‘no! my y/n-chan!’ and makki LOVES to see her cheeks full with food and it baffles the team bc shes the only one he shares his puffs with like one time in practice, he brought them to snack on and he notices her staring at the food and hes just feeding her, continuously with no stopping until her cheeks are all round and full and hes just buzzing, flustered and trying to contain his shriek from your cuteness!! BAHAHAHA YAHABA WOULD DO THIS!!! he would teasingly tug on your cheek or poke them and it still shocks him to how squishy it is bc the others were already at the age where puberty was already taking hold and their cheeks were turning to sharp cheekbones while here you were, the uraraka ochaco of the seijoh world, and youd be walking with them in the hallway during competitions and its so weird seeing a pack of wolves, fangs baring and sharp eyes glaring at every person even daring to BREATHE in her general direction while shes just the little bunny that is clutching the baddest wolf of them all, wide-eyed and smiling at everyone,,,, okay last fact!! kyo and her have totally taken naps together 👀 and he likes to attack her cheeks to wake her up or just nuzzle them and leave soft kisses on them that you would never about but you do know when he gets upset or too tense during tickle fights, he does a kyoken move and bite them but only affectionately,,,, she always goes to complain to kunimi, who’s her seatmate, and kindaichi whenever he comes over for lunch like ‘my cheeks are in danger!’ but they cant really say anything bc they also want to touch her cheeks and finally, aki-kun gets the courage and does kiss her cheek but that happens,,,,,, one day,,, in the future,,,

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adonis-koo · 3 years

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Can you tell us about the otome game that your playing??..why did you spent 20 dollars for it?😭

BAHAHAHA OH MY GOD listen- listen!!! 😭😭

So it’s from Voltage and it literally has the most problematic plot and over half the men available are so ridiculously rude or toxic but like it’s my comfort story!!! I invested my soul in it when I was like 15 (might explain some of my less then desirable taste in men now 🤢), the stories are decently long (about four hours of read time) but main stories cost 400 coins- which equals about four dollars, but then you also have the epilogues which are another two dollars and my otome boy has not one not two but FIVE FUCKING SEASONS and that’s not even including the additional stories they got for him 😭

He’s literally so mean and cold and like it’s a character you really got be in it for the long haul with because the character development is so slow 😭 but like !!! *clenches fists* I love watching it happen! It’s like they got crack in the story, the MC is a lil dumb, literal definition of Sweet But No Brains™️ and it only gets worse each season, makes me cringe a little.

Like I’m not gonna lie, the route has some extremely painful qualities I have to turn a blind eye to, such as otome boys literal lack of communication and it’s SO painful to endure when MC ends apologizing for jumping to conclusions when she had every right too because he wouldn’t just clarify said intentions in a situation? Like that’s a BIG theme, it tones down in the sequel but by season 3 I wanted to gag, said season 3 was redeemed because by the end they actually communicated for once I was so happy!! But then that communication got shoved out the window in season 4??? I had to take a break because I can’t 😭

I’m so sorry I’m info dumping right now lmfaooo, I just got a LOT of feelings about it, like it got to the point where after I finished season 4 I legitimately debated on rewriting the fucking thing for my own satisfaction because GODDAMN it’s a constant roller coaster of frustration. In conclusion, they have his main story fully free, which is great, but free for a reason

#missy answers #anon #IM SO SORRY #IM JUST GOING THRU IT RN

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nurseconscience · 5 years

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THE MUN WATCHES. THE RESIDENT - 02x12 - Fear Finds a Way

Okay. Back to the live-blogging this week. Passed out last week and missed it live. #whoops

I AM SO EXCITED. I need more Nic in my life and it seems like we will get more tonight. ( Hopefully some Jessie too? ) Super excited to see the warden from Nic’s short prison stay again. I love that actress.

OMG ARE THEY SHOPPING FOR A HOUSE TOGETHER?!!?!??

Or rather Conrad is being sweet and surprising her with showing how committed he is by taking her to a house viewing of a house he thinks they should get together. And it’s walking distance from the hospital ( *snort* Conrad and his avoidance of cars/emissions. ) and near Jessie’s rehab so Jessie can get to meetings etc easily. That is really sweet. I really like that actually.

Oh look. It’s the fun flu we’ve had in the south. Like you always hear how bad it is but I almost never actually see how bad it is. The past two years though....it been baaaaaaaadddd.

Did that old lady just sneeze green sparkles? Jesus. That visual was good but also disgusting. Enjoying how we are seeing the virus spreading though. ( also still not the biggest fan of nosey nurse. )

Aw. Raptor is still deeming his surgeries out. Nolan all excited tho. Also cackling that Nina refuses to high-five Nolan so he had to get a high-five from Nurse Jessica.

Super amused that Bell still has his secretary boy. Silly Grayson. LMFAO “Do you want me to swipe you an extra flu shot?” “I-...that....that’s not how flu shots.....work......” Oh, Grayson.

BAHAHAHA. LOVE THAT WARDEN JUST BROKE UP A FIGHT IN THE WAITING ROOM AND MADE THE KIDS COVER THEIR EARS. I AM CACKLING FROM JOY RIGHT NOW. #BLESS

Ooooooooooooh. I like that Alec and Bell are bartering with each other. I like the way they worked. OH jesus. Did Bell just have a ‘fuck. he’s going to be a fuckin pain just like Conrad. this moment is super familiar. shit. we got two of them.’

Poor Conrad. Nic’s pulling away and avoiding talking about getting a place etc. And now she’s going to the jail with Alec. I know Nic is going to end up in the quarentine if the ads are anything to go by. Is this maybe the thing that makes her agreeing to commit to getting a place with Conrad? Them realizing in the scary high-intense situation that they don’t want to be apart? Or will it break them..... LOOK. THEY PROMISED US MORE CONIC IN SEASON 2 AND HAD A WHOLE 12 DAYS OF CONIC. THEY CAN NOT BREAK UP MY SHIP.

Aw. Conrad with Meg is really fucking cute. GOD. HE IS DOING SO MUCH BETTER THIS SEASON. I NEED NIC TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. A REAL ONE. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE SHE ISN’T REALLY. She says she is but she isn’t fully acting like it.

OH noooo. First date boy now has a rash too. Aww. :( WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN. ( I wonder if @cellobowsandarrows has figured it out by this point..... because I don’t have a clue right now. EDIT: ...... I vaguely remember something about what it is. And now I feel dumb. )

Okay. Emory is a FANTASTIC hospital, I can concede that. But nah, son. Bad plan, Bell.

Oh wow. Raptor is having flash backs. And Nina is running tests on valves just like what was in Bradley. AND IT BROKE.

FUCK. Nic went in without protection. She gonna be quarantined now for sure. But she saved Meg. God Conrad looks so upset and not even saying anything. And Nic knows exactly what he is thinking. “Nic....you’ve been exposed.” He just said that so softly. UGH. FEELINGS. Like. I’m on Nic’s side for going in there. If I was her I’d probably have done the same thing? ( Or I like to think that I would have. ) And you know she is right in saying Conrad probably would have done it too. But DAMN. WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS BETTER NOT KILL MY GIRL.

I love Mina. She bought the students a 6′ sub. lol Just to talk to The Raptor and tell him that it was not his fault.

It’s the fucking Black Plague. Why do I feel like I knew this. Maybe I did. I took a nap before this so I can’t remember everything from the trailers.

What was that weird interaction between Nic and Alec....

O M G. Raptor is confronting his mentor together. THIS GONNA BE LIT.

LAWL. HIS WIFE TOOK HER WINE WITH HER. LOVE IT

Confrontation was badass. Also, Raptor pulling out Mina’s chair for her. so cute.

This is my not surprised face. The former head of hospital that endorsed QuiVodis is dead.

Conrad is 100% on the mark right now I think.....but my brain is still screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH NIC. Why is she acting like this. I mean I guess the ‘done fixing him’ could be it. But I feel there is something else that we don’t know.

I want to know what is going on in her head that we haven’t been shown yet. Why is she being so weird. This is what she wanted. And she even says that she does still want to get married eventually and have kids with Conrad ( which I do believe ) but what is it that is holding her back right now. Something has happened over the last little while that is making her move backwards. Now she’s acting a bit like Conrad was and I don’t like it. Like I know she has some PTSD/anxiety/maybe depression from the miscarriage. That mixed with the recent Lane thing/being jailed/Lily dying.... Nic has a lot going on. But Conrad does too.

I NEED MY BABIES TO BE HAPPY AND TO GO HAVE BABIES AND BE BADASS PARENTS TOGETHER. THEY WOULD BE SO LOVING, DAMMIT.

I have to go get some ice cream and cry.

#☤ ┊ THE MUN WATCHES. / ◜ ❝ too many shows to little time ❞◞#The Resident #☤ ┊ THE SHOW. / ◜ ❝ a look behind the medical curtain ❞◞#the resident spoilers #☤ | OUT OF CHARACTER. / ◜ ❝ out of the hospital ❞ ◞

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nanyoky · 6 years

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hey gang guess who’s sick in bed and therefore not drinking but is definitely getting Fever Weird which is the next best thing really

No it’s not i’m sick as a dog and fucking miserable and probably not going to be as much fun as usual, full disclosure. Instead of sushi and cider like my usual wednesdays, i’m having tang and saltines so.... cheers.

also i want you all to know there were no working links so i had to wait for the official cw stream to go up like a pauper come on team it’s 2018 we’re better than this

mayor mac and the lodges are still in cahoots and now v knows why but you know who doesn’t yet? ME THAT’S WHO

oh wow so that’s penelope’s deal now

this is- in a darkly hilarious way- the photo negative of season one keller boys “no cruising guys today kiddo” “good GAWD dad”. “i may be a widow but i can still fucking PULL” “good GAWD mom”

i should not be laughing but oh my god CHERYL’S FACE jesus h christ

it’s veronica’s job to keep next gen riverdale chill “when the news breaks” ruh-roh

did archie say he’s going to start a band “of redheads”? so just- him on guitar and cheryl screaming into the mic like a kraken? that’s the only possibility i can envision

“are you upset?” “upset? ronnie, i’m crazy about you” that is a suburban white mom level of non-answer, archie- stop hanging out with alice cooper

RED ALERT KEVIN READS CLIVE BARKER NOVELS AND MY LOVE FOR HIM GROWS EVEN MORE

awkward betty and archie eye contact is almost as obvious as veronica’s stilted forced “we should probably all stay calm....” to the room at large

((the saltines went over pretty well so i think i’mma try some chicken nuggest pray for me team))

“my home is a dickensian nightmare- i won’t have my school turn into one too!” there is just... so much here. short version: cheryl’s origin story is that of the classic highschool bully: not in control of her home life, so enacts violent control over her school. in this way she has not changed. also jesus christ she’s so fucking dramatic i love her like this is in any way her problem but she’s automatically FURIOUS about it. but also just: wow cheryl hates poor people.

“of course. we’re fine.” kevin’s skeptical face (tm) is mint. top shelf. the good shit.

“jones- this is very lovecraftian, which i’m sure was the intention.” toni has jughead Figured Out, and i’m not sure he’s comfortable with that.

*jake peralta voice* toni- first off your insinuating voice is way too high you sound like meryl streep in mama mia

oh my god sweetpea and fangs are just so dumb. so pretty and so dumb. just because you two wear leather jackets and flannel doesn’t mean you’re not dumb jocks. i’m calling it: sweetpea/reggie. can you imagine the angry makeouts???? so much angry repressed sexuality.

toni’s face of “oh god why are you morons celebrating” is some of the best we’ve seen of her so far my hopes are high for next gen serpent characterization with this plotline

WHAT DOES HIRAM NEED ALL THIS LAND FOR?!?!?!?!?!

POLLY MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wow yeah actress must have gotten a better gig or something and is only available for a cameo or two if a show as drama loving as RIVERDALE is keeping the birth of twins offscreen

THE LEADERS OF THE FARM?????? NO. NO. UNACCEPTABLE.

“juniper and dagwood” *betty face*

also yes polly you are in a cult get your babies and LEAVE. go hang out with smithers and joaquin whom i command are safe and happy and healthy wherever they are

“that’s mine by the way” FUCKIN COLD.

FINALLY someone other than the sheriff’s office is getting involved in how fucking SHADY this “small” town is

“is this even legal, what you’re asking me to do?” SMART, REASONABLE ARCHIE IS HERE TO STAY I LOVE SMART, REASONABLE ARCHIE WHO HAS LEARNED NOT TO JUST ACCEPT EVERYTHING ADULTS TELL HIM AT FACE VALUE

oh nevermind one seed of doubt and he’s back. poor boy. sweet boy. dumb boy.

oh nooooo freddddd

fp in his adorkable pop’s uniform smugly nudging about betty is a great moment everyone deserves an in-law that loves them like fp loves betty

please tell me “doctor beeker” is their actual science teacher’s name

we all know that finding the lost cooper brother is going to do ANYTHING but make alice a happier, more stable person right this is not going to end well

i mean even if he wasn’t a minor and using him to get information from a dangerous criminal was a profoundly shitty thing to do, the fbi could have picked literally anyone in town that would have been a better double agent because this is.... not a subtle conversation.

GREAT SONG CHOICE FOR THE SERPENTS’ INTRO TO RHS ((my mom had a tape with this song on it that she’d play to get me pumped for kindergarten))

okay i’m only going to say this once and then probably once more in the scorecard but: how much better would this mixed school plot have been if JOAQUIN WAS STILL IN TOWN?!?!?! the joy and comedy if he and kevin got back together?? the ANGST IF THEY DIDN’T?!?!?!?!?! i am CHEATED. LAID LOW. BITCHSLAPPED.

THAT BEING SAID: this is so good already. serpents swaggering in. veronica’s stepford forced cheer. cheryl and reggie STRUTTING to create conflict.

toni’s face upon gazing at cheryl once more is just so very gay. angry gay. furious that she has to see those mile long legs again.

“no one invited facist barbie to the party” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "ragamuffins” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh archie. so pure. so ineffective. as always.

did jughead just sidehug sweetpea away from conflict are they there now

i haven’t been paying enough attention to outfits so far but the placement of cheryl’s iconic spider broach not over her heart like a normal broach, but ON HER SHOULDER LIKE IT’S CRAWLING was a topnotch choice by wardrobe

again this is some classic response to sexual assault in the category of “well that’s unfortunate” until it’s about someone close to you come on archie you’re better than this.

which of course reinforces cheryl’s “me against the world” attitude because NO ONE SEEMS TO FUCKING CARE that she was attacked except veronica and the cats

“of the park avenue lodges” juggie. not helping. although i’d like to think jughead has mentioned veronica enough that toni knows this is just mild teasing between unlikely friends

josie’s awkward “now just... josie...” BROKE MY HEART

“joaquin and i used to hang out. talked about you all the time” OF COURSE HE FUCKING DID THAT POOR BOY WAS *ELIZA SCHUYLER VOICE* HELPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS. also i’m so happy joaquin has FRIENDS that hopefully still keep in touch please just someone check on him i miss my gay biker leo

godfuckingdammit reggie

“no more serpent jackets” okay- okay- i really need to ask the writers to go to a real high school just once. once. in what world would they have not made this a rule already???? i got in trouble in middleschool for wearing a bandana okay and i was a weird horse girl and LOOKED IT.

is josie hanging out with the core four+kevin because cheryl’s weirdness was scaring her off and the cats have cut all ties? has she lost her entire support network??? i’m worried about alpha kitty guys include her in stuff

jughead is #worked up and toni is having none of it thank god for toni

“i just need to borrow one of jason’s blazers” thank GOD they haven’t abandoned creepy ties between jason and archie. please someone share my half baked conspiracy theory that they were switched at birth and archie is the real blossom twin

juggie. i love you. i genuinely do. but you are being a prime fucking asshole right now.

i was rolling my eyes so hard at jughead’s bullshit i almost missed sweetpea’s turtleneck which would have been a TRAGEDY

this separation between jughead’s attitude and the rest of the serpents is finally bringing to light what has bothered me about his plot this season so far. he’s so fucking desperate to fit into his role as the heir apparent to the gang but he doesn’t actually know shit about being in a gang and being in danger all the time. for all he grew up poor his has this really privileged attitude and i can’t wait for toni and co. to just tell him to sit down and shut up because believe it or not his actions have consequences

OH MY GOD VERONICA’S SOLUTION IS MAKEOVERS BECAUSE OF COURSE IT IS

i was going to say “what they didn’t call ahead???” but of course not. cooper women do not call ahead

i mean we all knew this wasn’t going to go well and i think a lot of us thought it might be a possibility but...... umm.... heavens.... golly.... that.... that uh... looks like.... ayoungblondskeetulrich. .....jinkies.

oh god why do we have two prostitution plotlines in one episode why why is this a thing in riverdale now

on a lighter note they are hitting into my nostalgia funny bone hard this ep with the game in the whyte wurm being mortal combat ii it’s been years since i’ve gazed on those pixilated icons of my childhood

fp giving you advice on doing the smart thing instead of your kneejerk reaction to a shit situation is a real lowpoint i hope you realize that juggie

again, as heavy as it is, i’m glad they don’t shy away from the dreaded “R” bomb with this nick plotline. like characters seem hesitant to say it in a realistic way, but they do use it which keeps it from feeling like the creators trying to write around controversy

i like that they’re acknowledging it’s pretty shitty of archie to not care until it’s about veronica it feels like brewing #character development

BAHAHAHA TONI AND SWEETPEA LOOK ADORABLY HORRIBLE THIS PLOTLINE IS BLESSED

I mean don’t get me wrong, i love seeing nick get beat up as much as anyone else, but archie should have def talked to veronica before all that and she’s right to be upset

yess betty goin to rescue her bro and showing up in the suspiciously convenient nick of time i love it

archie being a good boy and clearing the air about the kiss before things get out of hand but also.... not mentioning the fbi agent after her dad is such a very riverdale thing to do

omg they’re making a d&d cover group i lied i’m bringing it up again HOW DARE THEY NOT HAVE JOAQUIN HERE FOR THIS WHEN HIS BOYFRIEND IS A CERTIFIED D&D NERD CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE THE BANTER

BLOSSOMS JESUS H CHRIST

god this poor lost cooper boy this is the most awkward situation ever because you know alice and hal are not going to handle this well and you know betty is going to try too hard to make it work and you know chic is probably involved in some stuff that will be Plot (tm) later on and this is just A Lot

archie.....

chic..... (we’re supposed to find this threatening, but psych, chic is noticing all the suspiciously different features they have almost like they might be half siblings instead of full siblings.....)

Episode Scorecard:

# of Sick Beat Drop Editing Sequences: None

Do I Still Miss Joaquin: Do i have to fucking elaborate YES okay goddammit someone better be working on a “joaquin never left” au to fit in with this serpents at rhs plot as we speak or i will be MOST CROSS.

Episode Hair MVP: Toni’s was looking particularly nice today

Episode Outfit MVP: sweetpea’s turtleneck. hands down. but with a close second being the placement of cheryl’s spider.

Episode Cast/Crew Shoutout: soundtrack was better than it has been this season- good choices there.

#nell liveblogs #long post #unsubtle highschool suburban gothic of my dreams #riverdale #riverdale season 2 #riverdale spoilers

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