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will-bonna · 3 months
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"Fears Those Of Romantic Deficiency" ITERATOR NAME GENERATOR IS SOMETHING ELSE
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weirdraccoon · 10 months
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MC: I don't like children
Ominis: You have a son.
MC: I don't like other people's children then.
Sebastian: The Potter kid?
MC *throws hands in the air*: Fine! I don't like spoiled little brats!
Sebastian: Oh! You're talking about Tom's new friend.
Ominis *frowning*: Abraxas is not that bad.
MC *mumbling*: His brother is.
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rye-kin · 9 months
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I’m shoving younger Jekyll into a locker as we speak
HELP…
he wouldn’t have it,, <\3
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sugume · 3 months
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saw that your post was a rewrite from your old blog and I REMEMBER YOUR OLD ACCOUNT I was obsessed with all your works and then you just dropped off the face of the earth </3 but I’m glad you’re back (≧◡≦) ♡
HAHA I rlly did disappear one day with no explanation
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crystalmagpie447 · 7 months
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ZALEN| ZAAAALEENNN MY ACTUAL CHILD BOOBOOKEYS BELOVED I MISS HIM SO MUCH ACTUALLY NEED TO DRAW OCS RIGHT NOOWWW GRRRGGRRRGHTGBYBUSHNJ
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frannyzooey · 2 years
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You’re out to dinner with Whiskey and a few Statesman colleague, someone’s date mentioned how nice it is a to see a father-daughter work partnership... referring to you and Whiskey. Whiskey was absolutely horrified but you laughed it off to make it not awkward. You kept teasing and calling him daddy... Whiskey knew two things: he’s gonna show you he’s not that old later that night and he’s gonna make you scream daddy over, and over, and over.
“Say it again!”, he commands, his arm a tight brace around your waist, his chest pressed into your back as he bends you over, rapidly fucking you with his fingers.
“Fuck me, daddy”, you cry out. “Harder, please!”
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zona-doing-art · 2 years
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damn
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plainemmanem · 1 year
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emma i just feel like you’re just so smart. like beyond steve and everything too. just like a naturally smart person?
hey thank you :)
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bagelbucket · 2 years
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oh my god i just opened my old google doc acc and. i wrote kuroken fanfic. i had an entire 2020 haikyuu phase and i wrote kuroken. fanfic.
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nordicbananas · 2 months
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I JUST FOUND MY AUNT'S TUMBLR EOVHVKHVKHDVIHDCIH
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mzzzcherry · 2 years
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Someday, this will be me…
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bibannana · 1 year
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Rex *shrugs*: Well when destiny comes knocking-
Echo *slamming back a shot*: Don't answer. I didn't give out my address to no destiny.
Tup *slouched over drunk*: Hear, hear!
Fives *pouring more shots*: Destiny's a stalker.
Dogma *laying on the ground*: Kriff destiny!
Jesse *gasps*: Dogma!
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kweenkatsuki-main · 2 months
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i had to let my boss know about the coming fertility doc appointments that are coming this week and when i sat down to tell him about it yall...
yall he was so happy. he was beaming like a proud father i almost cried.
He was like "That's so exciting! oh my gosh you're gonna be a great mom! I always thought that. You're gonna be a great mom and make a great kid!"
Like yall he was so happy. he was like "If you need anything let me know. I'm so excited for you."
the kid doesnt even exist yet and he goes "You're gonna give us a *insert my company name here* baby" and i brought up a woman who already had a baby like a few months ago at the company and he goes "Ok well i don't like her so her baby is not the company baby. Yours will be"
anyway that is all to say i had to go to the bathroom to cry about it cuz it really made me emotional.
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keennachotraveler · 11 months
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i know im on a spree of dsaf posting rn but lets pay some love to my favourite crack ship ever : Felix kranken and William Afton
biblically accurate ver
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