Fem!Wolverine x Deadpool. Hank/Beast catching Y/N carrying another destroyed frame out of his and Jamie's room which annoys him
Hank walks by and sees Y/N carrying out pieces of a wooden bed frame…
Hank: no. not again.
Y/N: oh yeah. My girl is…wow!
Hank: we’re not covering a new one
Y/N: how else is my honey badger supposed to maintain her traction?
Hank: not my problem
Hank walks away, a little disgusted and embarrassed…
Jamie wraps her arms around Y/N…
Jamie: we could always do it against the wall, bury my claws in that.
Y/N: now you’re thinking, my beautiful Honey Badger!
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
...While I'm surprised by your commitment to typing all of that... Not interested.
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