#BFFS 5EVER

[qwuilleran]

Purposely getting caught for a federal crime just so I can go to court and put it on record how much I love my partner (in crime)

#sorry not sorry #I'm sure this has been done before but i ain't lookin for it rn #love #bffs 5ever #that's you #me

[bonewhiteglory]

blue whale skeleton feat. me, at the Seymour Marine Discovery Center in Santa Cruz CA 🥰

#bonewhiteglory.jpeg #we are bffs 5ever #i have like 10000 pix of this skeleton + the gray whale skeleton #VERR beautiful #it was a good trip

[chromatasia]

just finished the 2.1 trailblaze quest. my honest reaction

#LOSING IT. LOSING IT #FIRELFYYYYYAUUFURHFHE I STARTED STIMMING SO HARD WHEN I SAW HER FIREFLY MY BFF 5EVER #also sunday. el oh el! #honkai star rail #🌙

[hashtagcaneven]

I gave y'all smoochies last time. Now we pay for those kissies.

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Note: I'm going on vacation starting Sunday for a long birthday week visiting better-than-blood family to kiss my nephew and get drunk at Disney World. So hopefully 9k will tide you over for a bit.

#legato was never actually part of the plan for this fic but he insisted on coming in and causing problems on purpose #also Meryl + Zazie BFFs 5ever superiority #trigun #trigun au #trigun fic #mashwood #mashwood historical au #mashwood fantasy au #30p #thirty pieces of silver #meryl x vash x wolfwood #vashwood #vashmeryl #stryfewood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe

[jjjjabberwocky]

my uncle broke his neck tap dancing once

#oc art #leviathan #tully and jo bffs 5ever #shitpost

[homerforsure]

Hi, pal! 👋 I’ve been thinking about this for you, so I feel prepared to botch this. 😂 I wish you would write an appendicitis fic with them also out somewhere against the elements or not near a hospital with some creative medic skillz. 😉

EM! Did you know I have a roadside surgery bingo square that I am struggling with or is this just a happy coincidence?

This seems so harrowing! And Eddie’s a field medic so he’d be used to horrific injury but he’s not a surgeon so I think Hen would have to be there.

The main problem with the appendix is that you wouldn’t resort to this unless you were sure it would burst otherwise and you couldn’t *really* be sure outside of the hospital.

(The second problem with appendicitis is that I might kinda sorta have an idea with hockey!buck determined to finish this playoff game and hiding that he’s feeling sick 😅)

BUT ALSO. Because it's my friend, Em, who asked:

[Scene: The ambulance is stuck. It maybe tipped off a small cliff so it's resting like so 🥖 or perhaps wedged into something so that it can't be pulled free without heavy equipment. Probably the whole road is damaged so that it's going to be a long time before anyone can get in or out. They were on their way to collect a patient so no one else has to be rescued but Hen and Chimney are staying with the ambulance because, well, someone has to.

Chimney has been feeling sick for a couple days. He was nauseous when he got to work, a little bit of pain, but there's a stomach thing going around and he figures that's what it is. But it's gotten worse over the twenty-four plus hour shift they're now on. And he's been complaining more and more all the time he and Hen have been waiting. When things suddenly get more intense, Hen does a rebound test and the diagnosis becomes clear. She radios for help but even though they get moved up the priority list, they're still going to be stuck for hours.]

Hen grabs the jump bag and starts adding to it. She yanks open cabinets and drawers, opens the narcotics box and adds it to the inventory.

"What are you doing?" Chimney asks.

"Packing."

"Yeah, I got that. But from what Bobby just said, it's going to be a while before our Uber gets here so maybe you don't have to be quite so-" he gestures in a manic way- "about it."

"We're not waiting for the Uber," Hen says, scanning the shelves and adding another two packages to the bag. "That roadblock isn't even a mile down the road. We're going to get you there and call someone to pick us up on the other side."

"Whoa, what?" Chimney replies, trying to sit upright. He's leaning against the divider between the seats and the back of the truck and it's a fight against gravity with the ambulance resting nose down in a ditch, but he almost manages it.

Almost.

With a long groan that underlines the seriousness of the situation, Chimney falls back hard against the wall, his hands clutching at his sides. He laughs, but there's no humor in it.

"Unless you're going to wheel me the whole way on a gurney..."

Hen whirls around, slamming her hand on the countertop. "If that's what it takes, then I'll put your ass on the damn gurney," she snaps. Her voice doesn't shake, but her shoulders rise and fall with quick, shallow breaths and when she meets Chimney's eyes, he hates the uncertainty he finds there.

"Hen."

"I'm not going to let you die in here, Chim. Which is what could happen if your appendix bursts. The infection will spread through your abdomen. You could get an abscess or become septic. And I'm not waiting around for it to happen. We're getting that thing out of you."

"So get it out of me."

Chimney doesn't know he's going to say it until he does, but once the words are out of his mouth, he knows there's not another possibility.

"What?" Hen replies.

Pushing himself up again, groaning again, Chimney says, "You said, I could die if I don't get this thing out of me. So I'm just thinking I'm sitting here with the world's greatest general surgeon, maybe I'd like to see her in action."

"Don't be ridiculous."

"About as ridiculous as me running a mile right now."

"I don't have surgical tools, disinfectant, fluids-"

"We've got plenty of fluids!" Chimney said, gesturing to where he hopes the bags of saline haven't burst in the accident.

"Blood," Hen answers. "A level fucking operating table. No. If I cut you open right now, it would be murder. I'm not doing it."

"If I die you could tell them I forced you to do it."

Hen scoffs.

"Okay you're right. No one would believe that." Pain knifes through his side again as Chimney shifts, pain that he feels uniquely qualified to classify as stabbing, and he knows, in the kind of way a person knows when something is wrong in his own body, that he's getting worse. But he's not going to die. He refuses. Not when he has so much to live for.

"So we tell them the truth," he says.

"What truth are we talking about?"

"The one where I was dying. Where the ambulance was too far away and I didn't have a chance. The one where my daughter and the love of my life are waiting for me to come home and I asked my best friend to help me do that.

"Please, Hen. Get this thing out of me."

As Chimney talked, Hen's expression grew softer and more tearful, matching his own. He doesn't have to beg. He doesn't even have to say anything else Hen is his best friend. She has back always. And he trusts her completely.

"Okay," she says finally. "Let's get that thing out of you."

#allison writes #idek how to tag this #Hen + Chimney = BFFs 5EVER

[pixiefms]

i am completely normal and sane about all the characters in The Raven Cycle

#and then i woke up #anyways #listen it’s not my fault they came alive and became my bffs finest friend 5ever) #like #parasocial relationship this parasocial that #idc #they are my besties #the raven cycle

[experthiese]

@puckish-rogue asked: "A Harvard degree? You bastard. At least go to the damn place and drop out after a while like some of us."

❝ Sounds to me like someone's jealous he worked harder, not smarter. You 'n I both know you're not some champion of academic integrity, so spare me the lecture. ❞

#▸ answered #▸ in character #puckish-rogue #^^ never even finished high school. was too busy motorbiking into the sunset with his bff best friend 5ever daisuke jigen

[hafwen]

Gigi was sleeping in the sun and Grayson saw her and got so excited and curled up on her

#she would never allow anyone else to do this #they are bffs 5ever #they are so bonded #which is so weird because they met when we got them #and they were both at least a year old #but they immediately were joined at the hip #and the rest is history #personal #gigi #Grayson #so i have cats and a dog

[solaaresque]

this is mika btw ( PRIVVVV)

YES IK HI

#🎀asks🎀 #🎀bff mika #BRO I HAVEN'T SEEN U IN 5EVER OMG

[cheriihoney]

Sunny day jack au where instead of mc picking up jacks tape, its joseph (ignore the logistics). Jack makes a hasty promise to be bffs 5ever!!! With the poor soul who picked his tape, unfortunately for him he promised to be bffs ever to none other Joseph, his past self. Caught between revulsion and wanting to hide away from himself (literally), seeing his pitiful self (before becoming sunny day jack) leaves him feeling a weird sense of sadness and compassion. Truly, these two are all alone in the world and can only rely and trust in eachother. With jack helping joseph pick up the pieces of his life and joseph giving jack some long awaited company.

#my art #sunny day jack #sdj #sdj jack #somethings wrong with sunny day jack #swwsdj jack #sdj joseph #swwsdj joseph #sdj jack x joseph #sdj au #sunny day jack au

[yanderelmk]

It's my birthday today 😊🎂

How do various yanderes celebrate their darling's birthday?

~💜💫

Oh my gosh happy birthday!! :D For the sake of not running out of space Imma group this together: ☀️MONKEY MEN🌑: They tried to make you a birthday cake...thing is neither of them know how to bake. They had to set their bitterness aside (or- well, they tried to) and the result was Wukong trying to distract you while Macaque scrambled around trying to find you something, even sending out his clones so he could sweep multiple stores at once (while pocketing a few shiny things for himself b/c mfer is a magpie). 🚦TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO🚦: Mei got you a gift weeks in advance, she stays on top of birthdays. Same for Red Son! MK however didn't remember until the night before because ADHD is a bitch, but he likely ended up drawing a bunch of pictures of you, him, Red Son, and Mei. Mei also has a cake ready b/c she's The Best Ever. The trio's general vibe is just "BFFs 5ever because it's longer than 4" and everyone they care about is given the same treatment. 📖FREE NOODLES🍜: Pigsy is gonna be cookin' up a whole-ass STORM!! All of your favorite foods will be made, and breakfast is definitely served in bed. Dinner's gonna be a whole feast with the cake made extra special. Tang's the type of guy that follows "It's your birthday, so whatever you say goes!" He'll be fully open to trying out something new, and his gift is going to relate to a really niche subject that he knows you absolutely adore. It's likely he's done research to make sure he got the gift just right! 🕷️SPIDER DEMONS🕸️: These four are so wild it's funny. Spider Queen probably used her silk to make you a really fancy outfit, Syntax (who had your birthday set up as a reminder on his phone) probably is gonna give you some kind of drone that can help you out with mundane stuff (you get to name it). Goliath tried to make something, but whatever it is it's gonna be messy...he did his best. Huntsman? Deadass he probably went to go hunt your favorite animal so he could stuff it. If your favorite animal isn't in the area or it's a fictional one catch this extra-ass motherfucker carving a big-ass statue of it.

They had these gifts prepared. They knew your birthday was coming. They still all forgot until the actual day/the night before, for various reasons. Hey, at least the gifts are well-made. ☠️BONE DUO👻: Both the Lady Bone Demon and the Mayor are going to appear on your doorstep at midnight. They have a full day planned with ways to celebrate your birthday and 'no' is not an option. You will be spoiled!! The Mayor's got enough money to take you out in style, probably in his limo to fancy restaurants, most likely one of those rotating ones. The gifts will be exactly what you need, even if you didn't know you needed it yet. Even if it seems odd at first, best to just go along with it. 🪷CELESTIAL SQUAD🌙: Chang'e has a gigantic cake prepared, most likely one layer for each year of your life. She's been working on this for forever!! Nezha helped her prepare a big party on the moon for you. Both of them are likely to gift you presents of Celestial origins (blessed jewelry that protects you from demonic possession, or a very rare book). They might have lost count of their own ages, but they understand how important birthdays are to some people. 🦁THE🐘BROTHERHOOD🦅: They're completely unfamiliar with how mortals celebrate birthdays, but they're going to do their best. Cake? OK sure they can make one (it looks god awful). Presents? Surely any mortal would appreciate dangerous weapons and armor (it's horribly wrapped)! With the whole "listen to the birthday person" thing they might take it too literally. Like if you say "Let's hit the road" they are going to demolish that goddamn road b/c you said to and are the birthday person. Your wishes must be followed. They're trying they really are.

#lmk #lmk yandere #yandere lmk #lmk yandere x reader #lmk yandere wukong #lmk yandere macaque #lmk yandere red son #lmk yandere mk #lmk yandere mei #lmk yandere tang #lmk yandere pigsy #lmk yandere mayor #lmk yandere lbd #lmk yandere nezha #lmk yandere chang'e #lmk yandere azure #lmk yandere yellowtusk #lmk yandere peng #lmk yandere spider queen #lmk yandere syntax #lmk yandere huntsman #lmk yandere goliath

[sanasanakun]

I need more people to discuss the fact that Gortash and The Dark Urge created an entire “super-duper secret BFFs 5ever” code/language just for their communications. And that Gortash later hid these letters at his fucking parent’s place, acting like an embarrassed kid covering up his old love poems about his first crush or something. They are so goofy for one another, bro.

#larian where is the kiss Gortash on the mouth with tongue patch pls??? #the man is in need of a shower a tums and a little kiss on the mouth with tongue now #I cannot deal that these two needs had a secret language #bro I literally did that shit with my best friend when we were in sixth grade #they are so lame lmaooo #like I get the necessity but not the hiding them at your parents dude hahahaha #durgetash #??? #I guess lol it can be platonic too #even though they def weren’t just friends lol #enver gortash #durge bg3 #the dark urge bg3 #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #larian studios

[suworkbook]

Greg here getting his own back with some uncomfortably extended laughter of his own (and Rose’s lack of expression sure is something).

Okay. RANDOM THOUGHTS TIME.

1) So all the bubbly laughter and teasing really was just ‘playing along’ with Greg. She wasn’t engaging with him on a personal level, because her head was stuck on how on earth she was supposed to relate to a human. And her answer was to get horny on main 24/7, which is a fair assessment of the human race tbh. 

2) I guess Garnet’s advice to get real and honest was equally about wanting Rose to open up more? Obviously Pearl thinks she and Rose are permanently giggling at a sleepover and swearing to tell each other everything, and she will one day be devastated to learn Rose had a cat-

2a) While we’re on that thought, I don’t think Pearl is sharing much of herself with Rose. Pearl is definitely not hiding her authentic, emotional self from anyone, but she’s also not naturally forthcoming either. Like this episode opens with her choosing to channel her turmoil into putting on a performance for the guy she hates instead of talking to the gal she loves. So does Pearl feel angry because she feels Rose is the one person she can be real and open with, only to discover Rose didn’t actually feel the same? Or is it more of a case that Pearl doesn’t think she needs to offer her authentic herself to anyone? Like she clearly isn’t going to Rose and sharing how she really feels about Rose dating humans, so Pearl feels somewhat hypocritical on this front. 

More 2) So obviously Pearl thinks she’s super bff’s 5ever with Rose. Garnet and Amethyst seem aware that Rose holds the burden of leadership which makes her stand apart from the team, even though it’s just the four of them left in the entire world so no one really needs to do that any more. We see this attitude with Garnet in the current day as well.

4) But also this concern about playing along with humans is very definitely a ROSE thing. Pearl would never awkwardly stutter about how she isn’t a person because she only cares about being a gem. Garnet is super into being her real authentic self, wouldn’t change that to make someone like her. We know that during the war Rose stuffed her real feelings down in order to act as a leader (I guess dating Some Guy causes her just about as much stress as fronting a war effort).

I think it’s not that Rose isn’t a flirty, pure banter sexpot, or she isn’t a powerful-yet-loving general. It’s that Rose is super aware that she’s a lot of things to a lot of people, and is deliberately choosing which parts she emphasises as a response to what she thinks people want from her. Her real self seems to be getting a little lost in the process.

#steven universe #su0209 #su liveblog #this is the plot thoughts ramble #next up: the metaphysical ramble

[silly-stings]

the peepee buddies (aka collab with me and the bff 5ever @internal-organz 💅)

#this is one hell of a crossover /silly #🐝 #my art #dhmis #shrignold #fnf bandu #dnb bandu #system posting #< i think #fictive #art collab #friend art #magma art #august 2023 #25 notes

[lisarpgheadcanons]

buffalo and hawk are best friends 5ever and all the other warlords think they’re annoying but they Get Each Other Like Nobody Else Does. they’re Pals they’re bffs friendship bracelet best friends always and forever.

while i’m on the topic of hawk i should mention that him and vega are bitter exes in my mind

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#my headcanon