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craigslisthorses · 1 month
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how are you gonna buy a pony mare to breed your pony stallion to and not even know your stallion is actually a gelding
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tara-trys-to-art · 28 days
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I keep forgetting about tumblr ngl! haha but anyway another dnd character of mine! Zitkala-sa a hombrewed race called a Fethros for a homebrewed world. She's a paladin based off a Harpy eagle. Poor girl has big heart, big musle but no brain. All the dummy so she can have maximum thic
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gensokyogains · 1 month
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“I hope Lady Yuyuko is okay. She said she wanted to be alone with Lady Yukari, but I keep hearing all kinds of sounds… I hope they aren’t fighting, it sounds like a struggle…”
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aminestonibaloney · 11 months
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man the ballad of the songbirds and snakes makes me feel so much omfg
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aquafox333 · 1 year
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Today I discovered that I have a copy of Hamlet that I accidentally stole from my English teacher…
Did I read it when we were supposed to in class?
No.
Am I going to go back and gain insight to an culturally important and compelling narrative with themes that are still largely relevant today?
Also no.
(Shakespeare is too difficult to read without someone to tell you what the hell is actually going on :( )
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itsbeeble · 1 year
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my dog,,, just jumped on my clean sheets,,, with her muddy ass paws,,, im going to kms
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blanketwithcheese · 1 year
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I don't think getting a burny sensation from eating carrots is healthy
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mellarkandart · 2 years
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because of fanfic influence, and I’ve never even read a HP romance fic, when I read in Goblet of Fire that Hermione had a date to the Yule Ball but she wouldn’t tell anyone who he was, I genuinely thought that it was Draco 😬
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I'm a colander
Collecting rain water
In the desert
Like
Wrong tool
Wrong job
Wrong place
But damn if it ain't there
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possuminnit · 2 years
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OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING HARD IDK WHAT IT IS I FRFOT IT IN ENGLISH FUCKING DOLU DOLU YAĞIYO ITS THE SIZE PF MY HEAD PH MY GOD I CAN HEAR THEM DROPPING ONT HE ROOF I SWEAR IF THIS IS HOW I DIE I WILL NOT BE FUCKING HAPPY OH MY GOD
Is there a word for snowing hard????I have no idea. also don't die if u die you can never strike ranboolive down for his soup cereal truthing. HOPE THIS HELPS 😁
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disabledopossum · 2 years
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My reaction to me:
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nerdylilpeebee · 2 years
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I am the biggest dumb that ever dumbed.
I’m sitting here trying to get my xbox controller to connect. It won’t connect so I go and buy a corded one. That won’t connect either. I sit here for what is maybe an hour bashing my head against this brick wall and wondering why I haven’t reached the other side yet, then finally get the bright idea to google solutions….
All I had to do was reset my xbox…. That’s it. Now both controllers work perfectly.
I am upset. I am happy they work, but I am upset.
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siltfr · 2 years
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i’ve spent the whole pirate week frustrated bc i didn’t understand why they would have an event with lots of cool new stuff and make the amount of event currency you could get per day so limited like. surely it can’t just be gathering and trading post stuff? how are we supposed to get everything?
anyway i just remembered the coliseum exists
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tothebbarricades · 2 years
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me: hmm I wonder why I fainted today
also me: *messed up sleep schedule, hadn't eaten or drank anything in more than 12 hours, and on my period*
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blackopal888 · 2 years
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My deepest apologies I'm a high gay menace to society no rly I'm high fr so sorry if I say stupid shit tonight lmao
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