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nanocados · 2 months
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He cri…… shizun abandoned him.. (he went to the bathroom)
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arecaceae175 · 3 months
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Twilight Princess is so fun I absolutely understand the hype
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arthurs-puppygirl · 2 months
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Cock-Cam Theo for free? 😳
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love-and-d33pthroats · 3 months
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then eat me out, why doncha? 💖
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wildbluesorbit · 11 months
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What the actual hell is in those Kiszka genes?!
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mashmelly · 2 months
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I found a slug
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themalevolentkitchen · 4 months
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This Patreon Gojo comic by yunonoai_ (mature)
With this audio (prepare headphones) (mature)
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cclumsyart · 2 years
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Adar
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vronism · 11 months
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Bein so normal about them girls.
@roads-rise-to-meet-me
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mumblelard · 8 months
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we went to the market to buy olive oil and a 7-up cake. somehow at the very last minute, the engineer hectored the smog monster into abandoning the cake. of course, as soon as we got home, a very irritated smog monster ate thirteen maraschino cherries straight out of the jar, and then the narrator smugly described his expectation all along that this is exactly what was going to happen. the end
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shitpostempire · 2 years
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callsign-songbird · 1 month
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Omg i love love looovvee your angsty fics/drabbles, I’ve literally been on your acc for whole a day, and OH GOD, IM HERE FOR ITTT😩. Maybe just maybe I could make a request with ghoap slowly forgetting about reader, basically reader getting neglected, but reader gets more and more mentally unstable and gets hyper fixated on cigarettes. And maybe if you’re okay with it, drugs? And maybe she kills herself and simon has to see her body on her bed?😭. IDK I JUST WANT PURE ANGST GOOD GOD😩 but feel free if you want to write about it or not, no pressure bb✨
Alright, I'm going to respond to this before it disappears from my inbox!!
For one, thank you so much and I'm so glad you like it!!! I swear I'm working on it, I just keep running out of sad writing songs lol. And I LOVE this idea!! There are so many heart-wrenching ways to take this and playing with the scenario has my brain boiling!
Just thought I would let you know that I have been holding this close to my heart and working on it!!
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anarchywoofwoof · 9 months
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hurl me into the sun. send me sky high, cutting through clouds and stars and comets and planets aligned for the moment. darting through debris created from explosions occurring eons past. a mere blip on the timeline as i rocket through the galaxy, destined for salvation.
bury me on the surface of the moon. dig through regolith to bedrock below and place me there to rest for five million years. to be exhumed by alien lifeforms who will wonder and ponder how i found my way so far from home and by what means i had managed to arrive here, of all places.
this dance with the galaxy is an ineludible destiny; my final resting place somewhere between north america and neptune's surface. to the stars i will see along the way, already departed long ago, know the divine beauty i see in you is everlasting & independent of your fate.
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vixemi · 2 years
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Some moreeeee
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eyetooth · 1 year
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Please can a real person follow this blog I have great content
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wildbluesorbit · 11 months
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So like anybody else’s p**** throbbing or just mine?
👁️🫦👁️
📸 - God bless Elina Carrasco and her lineage for generations to come
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