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xamaxenta · 15 days
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I wish i had a dedicated monster hunter squad
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pristine-starlight · 3 months
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People who cry about how difficult it is to adjust to using it/its for a person bc they aren't used to it are fuckin Weak, way before i picked up it/its myself i had a friend swap to using them and it was the first time i had someone in my circle use those pronouns so i went "oh. New grammar structure. Doesn't compute properly yet, gotta make it settle in" and proceeded to play minecraft for three hours while rambling to myself about my friend in my head using it/its
And that's all it took
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todayisafridaynight · 7 months
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if theres one thing that differentiates mine and sawashiro its that sawashiro is JUST a LITTLE silly. on a microscopic level he is SUPER MINUTELY goofy
#snap chats#LET ME EXPLAIN PUT THE TOMATO DOWN#Evidently rggjo is Blatantly more silly so to speak. from a comparative standpoint#but y7jo has a modicum of that i prommy#like mine just aint silly like that... he's very serious about everything its hard for me to think of him being a goof#the closest he was to being goofy was before slappin haruka with that grin ☠️#i would never forget his story time with daigo in rggo dont you ever accuse me of that again im just saying ITSA RARE OCCURRENCE#it's hard to imagine sawashiro being a goof too but there's like. VERY rare scenarios where it is possible if we try hard enough#case in point. bullying ichi BYE--#ACCIDENTALLY PROVING MY POINT WITH THAT TATTOO COMIC I DID damn maybe i do know what im talking about sometimes#like 3/4 times jo smiles it's with ichi. a wholesome sentiment if not for the context of each time LMAO#he gets his kicks from bullying ichi and thats horrible but hilarious at the same time#first time its before he slugs him and mitsu for the money then theres their lil reunion in chap 2#and a PERSONAL favorite of mine his lil smirk he does before he grabs the sword off the wall. like hes a lil goofy i sense it#that smirk still makes me laugh like bro shut up LMAO hes about to beat my ass and im gonna be mad about it#like things mine does are surely silly and goofy dont get me wrong. his comedys unintentional sawashiro's trying JUST a lil me thinks#a classic maneuver from a depressed mfer this shouldnt be surprising in retrospect#i say that as if mine dont got issues....... lol...#ok im done rambling where the fuck am i gon with this post. bye
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dethbug · 1 year
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does your mood ever just get completely ruined remembering every embarrassing thing youve ever said
#the amount of times ive made shit attempts at fitting in at work through the mutual teasing everyone does but like#going in way too hard and making everyone uncomfortable#i love when i do that#or when i say something really fucking stupid that makes me laugh but everyone just kinda looks around in silence#also another favorite of mine 💔 FUCK MAN#i know people joke abt being awkward and stuff but THIS AINT QUIRKY#THIS IS EMBARRASSING . AND JUST PLAIN AWFUL#like one time i was messing around and my boss was making jokes abt how hes my favorite or something#and said something abt getting a hug from me (not as creepy as im describing#i really just dont remember specifics)#and i deadass said 'i have never wanted to hug you a day in my life' AND EVERYONE WENT 😶 and i walked away BFJFJG#MF LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BREAK ROOM TO BE LIKE 'hey we're cool right'#LIKE BRO I DIDNT EVEN PICK UP ON HOW AWKWARD IT MADE EVERYONE FEEL UNTIL AFTER I WAS LIKE...YEAH DUDE I WAS TOTALLY JUST KIDDING....#*painful realization of how unfunny it was to say that*#WHICH HONESTLY. unfair bc i can name a coworker specifically thats mean as shit on purpose as a joke and has made fun of me multiple times#LIKE HE SAYS HARSHER SHIT AND ITS LANDED IDK HOW THE FUCKER DOES IT 💔#maybe i should just not try and joke like that#its just so bad idk how to relate to people or. be natural and just hang out#how tf do people just DO THAT.#anyway sorry for the huge rant i just needed to get it out of my system bc holy fuck man 😭 ITS SO BADDD#bug.txt
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the-deadlock-south · 2 years
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watching my bro play OW got me saltier than the dead sea
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aria0fgold · 9 months
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remember when i said i aint gonna create anything for mahoyaku yet? well girl is inching her way towards a fanart of it goddammit.
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420fps · 1 year
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I'm ngl it's honestly sus as hell to me that the whole dteam+ randomly joined Snapchat and are making a whole big deal to promo it, right on the tail of those very serious Snapchat-related Dream allegations.
Did some money change hands here or what?
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edwardslvrr · 19 days
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SO AMERICAN 𐙚 lando norris
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the one where lando notices logan sargeant his sister at the miami grand prix
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username girl aint no one talking about sunscreen here, what’s lando doing here though
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solitude4chiron · 9 months
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Hobie Headcannons cs some of y’all be treating this man like he’s some white goth nga that’s never had black experiences 😭😭 these are js off the top of my head so don’t tweak out… JUH VIBE
He’s most likely Jamaican/British or African/British because he’s from the UK
He has had multiple people try to force him into playing basketball at least once because he’s 6’5
“Man, so you telling me you ain’t never tried going D1?”
“Never even played.”
“NIGGA WHAT?”
Has gotten his hand popped multiple times from touching his hair while getting it done
“How many do you have left?”
“Boy move that damn hand.”
Gives horrible advice then says “but I don’t kno, thats just me”
“She cheated on me bru. Like cheated. Called me ON FACETIME while they was hunchin.”
“Me personally I would find the guy and start a gas leak in their house while his family is sleeping. But ion kno, that’s just me tho.”
Played soccer as a kid with a makeshift paper soccer ball
Was one of those kids who were forced to finish their plate before leaving the dinner table so he would sit at the table till the next day playing with his food
Illegally listens to and downloads most of the music he likes
“Wanna do a Spotify blend?”
“Y’all use that shi?”
“who df are you bro…”
Will side eye you till you burst out laughing if you both see something crazy in public 
Sung chi-chi man religiously as a child before he knew what the song meant (iykyk)
Takes pictures of white people with braids or locs
Hobie: Attachment: 1
disgusting creatures…
Hangs trash bags on his doorknobs around the house
Had entire debates as a child with older people at the cookout on why he should be able to eat ribs instead of hotdogs
“These steaks for the adults, go grab a lil hotdog and a juice.”
“But why? Can’t we both eat and enjoy the same things without you having to dehumanize me and view me only as a child without preferences for food?”
“Boy go get that fuckin hotdog and caprisun get out my face.”
Had his hairline pushed back astronomically far when he was little (Nigerian boy canon event)
On the other hand he probably never had his hair cut as a kid and started free-forming when he was young (I’m conflicted between both)
Constantly had a smart mouth as a kid (he still does), like CONSTANTLY. Once he got his lips snatched and balled into a fist
Would steal, get caught and say is “it cause I’m black?”
“Yo, were you stealing back there?”
“Why bruv? Cause I’m black?”
“Nevermind.”
Touches hot ass food with his bare hands. Like he will flip pancakes with his hands.
Can literally sleep anywhere.. like anywhere. People in his band have pictures of him hunched over on sinks, sleeping on bathroom floors, in bathtubs with the curtains wrapped around him, on the bus. Anywhere you can think of.
He doesn’t spend much money on birthday gifts or gifts in general. He likes to make things by hand even if he has to spend a few weeks
After his shows he loves to meet people in the crowd, even if they freak out. He isn’t really for the idolizing so he doesn’t know how to express his emotions too much on that.
“OH MY GOD HOBIE!?!”
“i aint think i was that special but thanks luv”
• His jacket makes HELLA noise and he doesn’t realize it. Just like if he had beads in his hair.
“imma get bro good this time..”
“Hobie don’t even try to scare me, i hear that big ass jacket thumpin down the hallway.”
• The first time he kissed a girl with lip piercings like his, they got caught on each other. They sat there for almost half and hour trying to untangle each other without hurting each other.
• He’s definitely been called a few different celebrities before, none really looked like him.
“Are you playboi carti?!”
“Bruv.”
over.
“Your that rockstar dude lancey right?”
“bru…”
and over.
“you Opium?”
“I’m starting to feel this is lowkey sterotypical…”
and over again.
• When he’s in the pit at concerts he looks out for the younger people towards the front to make sure they don’t get thrashed around too hard.
“you good young’n?”
“I CANT FEEL MY FACE”
“that’s cool too”
• He only really steals from big corporations, not small family owned places. Just out of respect. Even when they say he can take things for free he still pays, maybe a few dollars over budget.
• He loves collecting trinkets and little things he finds on the streets or backstage. He has multiple spoons, buttons and scrap fabrics laying around
• When he first learned about capitalism he realized it everywhere, like EVERYWHERE. That boy was pissed.
• He loves girls who can beat him tf up, like whoop his ass. Or girls who will cuss him tf out. Sometimes you both will be arguing and he’ll just sit back and let you go off on him.
anyways yawl that’s it lmk if I should drop some more this was fun asl to make 😛
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kika-writes · 11 days
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hard launch fr bro 😎
Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
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Super Max 🦁: guys I have some news 😪
Georgie ☕️: wsp
Albono: what happened
Super Max 🦁: hm. I dunno. Y/N, would u like to share?
Y/N: tf u want from me bro 
Super Max 🦁: lemme give u a clue. Starts w “L” and ends w “ando”
Y/N: just say lando 💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: what did y/n do w lando
Georgie ☕️: u make it sound like they fucked 😭😭😭
Super Max 🦁: who kNOWS? mayeb tehy did 😡
Lan 🧡: hold on STEP ON THE BRAKES AND PULL INTO THE NEAREST SERVICE STOP. HOW IN THE OLYMPIC STYLE GYMNASTICS DID U LAND AT THAT CONCLUSION 💀💀
Y/N: that’s so zesty norris 
Lan: thank u i learnt it from u 🙏 
Super Max 🦁 : u must have learnt in the time y’all were fucking 😡😡😡😡😡
Lan 🧡: mate ur amazin and shi and ur a good mate but WTF r u on abt 
Super Max 🦁: mate considering ur banging my sister atm I’d consider this a calm reaction 😃
Georgie ☕️: Y/N UR SMASHIN LANDO?! damn I thought u had standards 
Y/N: george mate ur getting a tad loud pipe down 🤫🤫🤫
Georgie ☕️: I’m jus sayin he ain’t even hit puberty yet. take it from me, I get sm bitches 😎😎
Y/N: mate I clap ur gf when ur racing 😍
Albono: what a way to shut up someone Y/N 
Osc 🥺: hello guys 
Y/N: hello Oscar my son. 
Osc 🥺: hello y/n 😄
Y/N: oh bless angel ur too innocent for this conversation 
Logs: hello y/n 😁
Y/N: hi Logan!
Super Max 🦁: y/n’s fucking norris
Osc 🥺: who, lando?
Smooth operator: obviously, who else would it be?
Albono: woah keep the beef to on track 
Y/N: Carlos don’t u dare attack my son 👊
Super Max 🦁: Y/N IS BANGING LANDO NORRIS DUDES 
Albono: and dudesses*
Super Max 🦁: WHY IS NO ONE SHOCKED
Osc 🥺: coz we all knew. she told me and logan first 😆
Super Max 🦁: WHAT
Logs: they’ve literally kissed like 6 times on international television. 
Georgie ☕️: someone help max, he’s havin convulsions 
Y/N: sick 
Lan 🧡: does this make me a father? a dad? 
Y/N: my daddy 🤫🤫
Charles ❌🇫🇷: yeah max just passed away 💀
Albono: charles we need to talk abt ur use of emojis 
Charles ❌🇫🇷: skull means dead no? 🤨
Y/N: anyways 
Lan 🧡: y/n I want kids 
Y/N: same bro same 😚
YUKI-SAN: are y’all dating dating or bro dating 
Y/N: bro dating 😎. I want a kid w ma bro 😎 
Lan 🧡: pls stop 🙏
Super Max 🦁 : Lando fucking norris if u ever pull any bullshit with my fucking sister (e.g hurt her, make her sad, breathe when she doesn’t want you to, say something rude, say something offensive, ruin her race, even have ‘friendly’ banter, touch her when she doesn’t want you to, exist when she wants you not to), I will ruin your life and everyone you ever love. You will be very sad (optional) and also maybe dead (not optional)
Lan 🧡: everything I ever love includes Y/N 
Y/N: 💀💀💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: SEE Y/N DID IT WHEN DEATH 😡😠😡😠😡
Albono: NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Osc 🥺: that’s not how 💀 works 
Y/N: omd. @Lan 🧡. u + me -> 👌👈💦?
Super Max 🦁: OH DEAR LORD HELP ME JESUS IM TELLIN CHRISTIAN DUDE, HE AINT GONNA BE HAPPY ABT THIS Y/N
Y/N: tell Christian to squeeze his own balls and piss off. @Lan 🧡 my question?
Lan 🧡: 🤚👉🫳🤌🤟🖐️👇🫴🫰👌🫴🫷🤘🤜🫸🫷
Y/N:  I got u bro let’s go 💪☝️👊👇👊☝️
Georgie ☕️: y/n how big is it 😼
Y/N: 🤏🤏🤏
Lando Norris has kicked “Y/N Verstappen” from the chat.
Lan 🧡: MY DICK IS HUGE IM A FREAKING TRIPOD U BITCHES 
George Russell added “Y/N Verstappen” to the chat. 
Georgie ☕️: drop the leaks @ y/n
Y/N: [image.jpg]
George Russell saved an image. 
Albono: 😨😨😨
Y/N Verstappen deleted her last chat.
Lan 🧡: WAIT WTF DID SHE SEND 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨
Georgie ☕️: Weiner.
Lan 🧡: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FRACKIN PHOTO
Georgie ☕️: 
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Max removed Y/N and Lando.
Georgie ☕️ : 💔💔💔💔
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stinkybuttwipes · 5 months
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Dragon ball characters 🖤Spicy🖤 headcanons~
Piccolo
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This man let me tell you-
You’ll only get a few grunts out of him, he’s more focused on what he’s doing honestly.
He will only moan when he’s about to cum but he isn’t very loud with it because he is really embarrassed (poor bb)
Piccolo isn’t very vocal in bed nor does he do dirty talk but he’ll slip out a few cute names for you every now and then when he’s going at it
Ehem- sweetie, Angel, Honey *explodes*
He prefers to be in the missionary position but sometimes he’ll let you ride him ;)
He’s also a Hermaphrodite
You’ll wonder where tf his pp at and he’s so flustered about it. Lets just say piccolo aint the only one eating out (you gotta work to get that cock)
Once you get his cock out wish your pussy good luck because this man is huge
(8-9 inches and FUCKING GIRTH?)
Sometimes when he’s so exhausted and pent up he’ll need a blowjob from you.
His fingers, HIS FINGERS.
They don’t reach as deep as his cock does but boy do they make you see stars.
His antennas are hella sensitive so if you play with them you’ll definitely hear a silent moan from him.
He is so good with aftercare though don’t worry he’ll always take good care of you.
Want a bath? He’s on it. Hungry? He’s on it. Cuddles? He’s already got you❤️
Broly
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Baby boy I love him so much
He’s a moaner! He’s a whimperer! He’s a crier!
This guy is a sweetheart in bed don’t let his appearance fool you.
He’ll be so gentle with you as he moans into your neck.
VANILLA SEX VANILLA SEX VANILLA SEX
He prefers not to be to rough or hard because he’s so scared he’ll accidentally hurt you doing it:(
Although if you want him to be rough or go harder whisper it into his ear please he’ll whimper for you and obey you so fast-
He’ll put his face in your chest as he rams into you , be careful what you wish for cause he is going to lose it eventually 🫣
Broly will start moaning reaaaal loud once he feels he’s going to finish (your pussy is to good for him ya know)
Be prepared for him to accidentally overstimulate himself-
He’s gonna either go harder and rougher or super saiyan on you. Either way you ain’t waking tomorrow.
This bitch will growl when he loses control and let’s be honest..it’s hot
Broly is PACKING he’s carrying a 10 inch veiny af cock when he’s hardened so he’ll be hitting you in all the right places.
Such a sweetie when it comes to aftercare. Play with his hair he’ll fall asleep immediately but right after he puts himself near your chest so he can hear your heart. It comforts him to know you’re still with him 🥹.
Goku
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He can’t even be serious in bed
He is definitely a dog In heat when he’s horny though.
And when he’s horny he won’t leave you alone-
This bitch will have the fucking audacity to moan in your ear and grind on your ass (IN PUBLIC SOMETIMES TOO)
If you touch the spot where his tail used to be he’ll tremble but overtime it does become sensitive and he’ll tell you to stop.
Is a sweetie though even if he’s rough in bed, he’ll leave marks on you going from your neck to your calves.
He loves cockwarming at night and keeping his seed in you making sure none spills as you have to listen to him snore (no sleep for you~)
HE DO GOT A BIG COCK THO
9 INCHES AND HELLA WIDTH
ITS A SAIYAN THING THEY ALL GOT FAT PECKERS.
He is so good at eating you out like, a MASTER at it’ll he’ll get you to squirt in a minute.
So good with his tongue too 🫣
Will steal your panties and use them to get off as he moans loud so you can hear (HES DOING IT ON PURPOSE)
Favorite position is 69
Loves his cock sucked but also loves to taste you it gets him going~
He got fat balls full of cum so he’ll keep you up all night and day!
His calloused hands are good for clit rubbing 😩
He has no shame in saying the most embarrassing shit ever
Example: Goku: “What’s for dinner?” You: “bro, stfu and fuck me you dumb shi”
He forgets aftercare but he ain’t gonna bail on you
He’s prob gonna just pass out, cock still in you and everything…..”I’m hungry”
Overall 7/10 in bed
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astrxealis · 2 years
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genshin brainrot is hard to get back into (esp bcs i like other fandoms more and im more into other stuff rn) but. diluc <33
#he is the moment he is forever oh ykjt4jh4ehuehfjdjeksksksk BRO but ig it helps that i kind of uhhhh whats it called#i associate him w bldborne !! him as a hunter hell yeah <3 hehejfsnjd so that rlly helps#xiao w the call my name thing reminds me of another fave but it just. doesnt rlly hit rip. and uh..... thoma is just rlly cute ofc but#he doesnt get me giddy rn TvT same w kazu WUEHJDHWJDBWKDSJKSJ but one day im sure itll come back. theres a pattern ya see#but tbh im kinda glad im not. like uh. i went back to tumblr bcs of gi but im glad ion feel forced to stick w just that ?#esp bcs it wad never my top fave thing and i have criticism for it even tho i like it ofc WHAHDHSBDJS idk#i hope i can be more comfy w being myself and more free ehwhf hehehe <3#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#this post came to be bcs i saw a fanart again n GODSIEHWJDJWJD i forgot my love for him ever since inazuma came out n i came#back to the game since chief alchemists 1st banner <//3 yeah diluc is likely still my favorite. also thoma. hehrhehrbe#ngl its a bit GAH bcs knowing their horoscopes and mbtis lowkey affect my perception of them like#not in that way but like it gives me this ........ yeah ? hard to explain. but a Vibe#this aint neg but like rhehrbejbf it makes me lean more towards those w Vibes i like more. gi doesnt have that for me#so yeah idk okay im just glad to be more yeah T^T tho i still need to improve on ^^^ WHWHRHWHDHWJJDJWJS let it go man#hehehe#i rlly want to kinda improve my thinking bcs overanalyzing n overthinking abt ^^ makes me feel worse instead of better grrrrrr#ill see what i can do !! prolly thru beinf self indulgent tbh n finally writing those works. also other stuff. idk man. just#not rlly sticking to this. thing. i need to allow myself to be more carefree WHWHDHSBDJBS and think a lil less abt some stuff
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diorsluv · 2 months
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feather , part 33
“ no, duh ”
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→ jamie.drysdale i checked life360 i know where you are 😒
→ adamfantilli so WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
→ luca.fantilli I LEFT MY PHONE ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE AND I COME BACK TO FIND THIS
→ mackie.samo go ahead n repeat that one for me
→ yourusername now that i have all your attention did you see that drake video 😨
edwards.73 this is the hardest soft launch i’ve ever seen
→ rutgermcgroarty i bet something’s harder tho 👀
→ lhughes_06 ✅ rutgermcgroarty
→ markestapa WHAT
→ yourusername WOAHHHH 🙉🙉
→ _quinnhughes BRO WHAT THE FUCK
→ jackhughes the dick jokes are getting worse
→ trevorzegras but i taught him well jackhughes
username10 bro exposed half her face thinking we weren’t gonna know 🙄
→ username87 i meannnnnn we all know anyways 🫢🫢
trevorzegras whens the hard launch
→ lhughes_06 well don’t spoil the surprise
→ trevorzegras 😥
→ colecaufield whos gonna tell him
→ _quinnhughes not me
→ jackhughes def not me
→ yourusername i volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♀️
markestapa luke is a dumbass confirmed
→ lhughes_06 mark is a bully confirmed
→ markestapa 🤬
→ lhughes_06 😓
luca.fantilli remember when you used to post about the friend group? cuz i dont 😒
→ lhughes_06 i just wanna show of my gf 🙁
→ lhughes_06 is that so wrong 😔😔
→ luca.fantilli yes
→ lhughes_06 oh…
→ yourusername and i’m sure your gf wants to show you off too lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 well if she did then i’d be very flattered
→ yourusername ah then you should be pretty flattered cuz i’m almost 100% positive she wants to
→ luca.fantilli CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FUCKING STOP 😭
username51 man im ngl ur girlfriends hot
→ lhughes_06 oh hell no BACK UP
→ username40 LMAOOO
elblue6 oh that’s great sweetie! when did you learn to cook?
→ jackhughes mom he still doesn’t know how to
→ lhughes_06 YES I DO
→ elblue6 did your best friend and newly turned girlfriend teach you?
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→ lhughes_06 MOM YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
→ _quinnhughes 💀
→ elblue6 oops
username88 ellen’s actually a fucking savage
→ username92 mama hughes 🫶
username13 i’m waiting for fuckin tmz to make some article about this shit
→ username7 GOODBYE NOT TMZ
username65 luke sweetie even my non hockey friends know about this shit.. you gotta step it up
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_quinnhughes bro thinks hes cooking just cuz he got a girl
→ lhughes_06 I COOKED SO HARD FYM
→ yourusername lukey ily but you did not cook whatsoever 😭😭
→ colecaufield we cooked for him
→ adamfantilli and burned 2 kitchens down in the process
→ lhughes_06 so what i’m hearing is you did more damage than i did
→ _alexturcotte 🤫🤫
dylanduke25 she literally doesn’t even like steak
→ lhughes_06 and how would you know that
→ dylanduke25 because she texted the group chat that like two years ago
→ lhughes_06 ACCORDING TO RESEARCH taste buds change about every 7 years soooo
→ edwards.73 dude she turned you into a nerd
→ yourusername on behalf of his gf THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NERD
→ markestapa 👀👀 yourusername
username22 he aint foolin anyone
username78 oh my god he can cook 😱😱😱
rutgermcgroarty but isn’t being able to cook like the bare minimum
→ lhughes_06 no……..(?)
→ yourusername YES IT IS 👏👏
→ lhughes_06 I MEAN YES IT IS
→ markestapa no it’s not 🙄🙄
→ yourusername i mean they jus gotta know the basics is what i’m saying yk
→ mackie.samo your man knows more than just the basics from what i’ve heard
→ yourusername yes he does 🤭🤭
→ dylanduke25 shit is that why i can’t get a date
adamfantilli i really thought you weren’t gonna post her 😔
→ lhughes_06 don’t be jealous man don’t worry
→ adamfantilli i’m not jealous 😕😕
→ mackie.samo idk you kinda do seem jealous
→ adamfantilli I’M NOT
→ luca.fantilli it’s okay bro let it out
→ yourusername awww adam do you want his attention 😣😣😣😣
→ adamfantilli stfu i KNOW you can’t be talking yourusername
→ yourusername oh ! 😃
→ markestapa LMFAOOO
username9 you live to torture us
username27 there’s no point in begging they’re never gonna do a hard launch
→ username66 it’s not like they need to
jamie.drysdale you’ve successfully shivered my timbers
→ lhughes_06 what 😥
→ jamie.drysdale my timbers are shivered as fuck
→ colecaufield LMAO
→ lhughes_06 I DON’T GET IT
→ jamie.drysdale i don’t need to see you two kissing on insta i already see it every day on ft
→ trevorzegras i mean at least you’re getting a show 🫣🫣
→ jamie.drysdale GOD NO
→ jamie.drysdale i’m going to vomit
→ jamie.drysdale never make that implication ever again
luca.fantilli what a jumpscare
→ lhughes_06 bro stop fucking hating 😒
→ luca.fantilli i can’t help myself
→ yourusername get off the fanboy agenda lu 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli fuck both of you
→ adamfantilli i think they’re already doing that luca.fantilli
→ yourusername MY GOD NO
username33 i don’t think they know what soft launch means anymore
_quinnhughes you didn’t even have the decency to put a trigger warning 😔
→ lhughes_06 wtf would it even say 😭
→ jackhughes tw happy couple
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yourusername shit’s feelin a little too soft now.. might have to switch it up 🫣
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markestapa are u saying what i think ur saying
markestapa ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING????
→ yourusername idk marky what do you think i’m saying 🫢
→ markestapa shut the fuck up dont tease me like this
→ yourusername you’re such a fan stop acting like you don’t know we’re already together 🙄🙄
→ markestapa thanks for crushing my dreams and aspirations🖕
jamie.drysdale i know you forced him to wear that shirt
→ yourusername WHAT NO I DIDN’T
→ trevorzegras lying is a sin ‼️
→ yourusername is it so hard for you to believe that maybe he just genuinely loves me 😔
→ jackhughes yes
→ _alexturcotte honestly it’s harder to believe that you genuinely love him
→ yourusername ARE YOU CALLING ME UNFAITHFUL??
→ colecaufield lmfaooo no we’re just saying he’s hard to love
→ _quinnhughes damn
→ lhughes_06 damn.
username65 HINTING AT A HARD LAUNCH??
→ yourusername am i?? 🙊
edwards.73 i don’t think you wanna hard launch him
→ yourusername why 😓
→ edwards.73 everyone’s gonna get jumpscared
→ lhughes_06 uncool bro. UNCOOL.
→ mackie.samo lukey boy you sound pretty offended as her “best friend”
→ lhughes_06 i’m just being a cool best friend and getting offended for her boyfriend WHO I’M SURE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND SUPER HANDSOME
→ rutgermcgroarty okay buddy you do you
username21 OH MY GOD HARD LAUNCH RIGHT NOW
username73 FUCKING FINALLYYYY
lhughes_06 you’re actually so cute
→ yourusername my bf doesn’t approve of you go away ❌❌
→ lhughes_06 aw shucks
→ jackhughes AW SHUCKS??? 💀
→ rutgermcgroarty stop the glazing
→ luca.fantilli biggest dickrider i’ve ever seen
→ dylanduke25 literally hop off her dick bro
→ mackie.samo you guys smell that?? cuz i smell a d1 dickrider
→ trevorzegras bro folded so hard
→ _alexturcotte stay strong my brother
→ lhughes_06 shut the fuck upppp
username54 you’re killing me 😓
colecaufield are you stepping on his docs
→ yourusername they’re dupes 🙏🙏
→ lhughes_06 THEY ARE NOT DUPES
→ lhughes_06 i mean from what i’ve heard at least
→ _quinnhughes you’re fumbling this secret really hard
→ edwards.73 there’s nothing to fumble at this point 😭 _quinnhughes
→ markestapa bro has enough money to buy 100 pairs of doc martens and still gets the dupes
→ yourusername financial management!
adamfantilli it’s SUMMER. why did he buy you skates 😭😭
→ yourusername indoor rinks 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli use your brain little bro
→ rutgermcgroarty 🧠 adamfantilli
→ adamfantilli that’s.. not what people use that emoji for
→ rutgermcgroarty i know exactly what they use it for 😉😉
→ yourusername HUH????
→ lhughes_06 whats wrong with buying her skates during the summer 😐
_alexturcotte 🧱🚀
→ yourusername LMAOOO I READ THAT SO WRONG
→ _quinnhughes how the hell do you read it wrong it’s literally emojis?
→ dylanduke25 bricked up rocket?????? wtf is that
→ _quinnhughes never mind
→ mackie.samo it means hard launch dumbass 😒😒 dylanduke25
trevorzegras do you just tie a bow around everything and call it coquette now
→ yourusername that’s exactly what i do
→ trevorzegras oh 😰😰
→ mackie.samo SO COQUETTE 👺
→ colecaufield so coke ett!
→ jackhughes i thought it was pronounced coke-eh???
→ yourusername cocaine
→ jamie.drysdale oh.
→ markestapa novocaine yourusername
→ edwards.73 why are we naming drugs
→ rutgermcgroarty NOVACANE markestapa
→ dylanduke25 FRANK OCEAN 🥰
→ _alexturcotte what the hell is going on
username56 THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE
username29 does he spoil you
→ yourusername he does 🤭
_quinnhughes i see he’s treating my lil drizzy good
→ yourusername wtf u never call me that
→ _quinnhughes what’s wrong with calling you lil drizzy 😥😥
→ trevorzegras it’s MY nickname for her
→ yourusername ehhhh trevorzegras
→ trevorzegras shush now
→ trevorzegras AND PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL
→ _quinnhughes shut your face zegras
→ trevorzegras face is shut 🫡🫡
mackie.samo i flinched out of utter terror
→ yourusername next time i see you you’re gonna flinch cuz of my fist
→ mackie.samo okay then square up 😤
→ yourusername i got your sisters on speed dial
→ mackie.samo i got your brother and bf on speed dial 🙄🙄
→ yourusername but they can’t hit me or else my mommy will get mad
→ mackie.samo fucking cry baby
→ yourusername suck it 🤬
dylanduke25 is that book cinderella
→ yourusername only you would look closely enough to notice what book i’m reading 😭
→ dylanduke25 what can i say i love the details
→ yourusername mhm i bet the girls love you
→ dylanduke25 no actually they don’t 💔
→ yourusername aw duker it’s okay ily
→ dylanduke25 i bet your bf’s punching the air rn
→ yourusername he’s currently whining about you and laying on top of me 😃😃
username58 luke’s a clingy bf?!?! 🙉
jackhughes mom misses you
→ yourusername AW TELL HER I MISS HER MORE
→ _quinnhughes the ass kissing is crazy
→ yourusername shut up before i tag your mom
→ lhughes_06 mom’s trying to steal my girl 🤬
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→ jackhughes luke we all saw that you’re such a pussy
next chapter notes ) ITS SHORT I KNOW but after you know.. stuff……. happened i really wanted to get something out AND IT’S VALENTINES DAY SO HOW COULD I NOT i hope you guys had a great day, valentine or not!!
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I bring it up because I just wanted to know no I can be proud of Daigo too!!!
i think it's ok to be proud of daigo dojima for getting this far with The Nastiest deck of cards he was dealt :) good for him :)
#snap chats#real shit tho#like first his parents are negligent if not potentially abusive#then his dad dies and listen Sohei Was Uber Cringe but still youre always gonna feel weird bout bad things happening to your parents#well not me my mom evil im built different but this aint bout me anyways#then daigo goes to juvie because he didnt know how to manage his emotions well and took it out on a baseball team#then he just wanderin the streets trying to fill the void until he gets sent to prison under false charges#and as soon as he's out BOOM. Do You Want This Burning Organization#GG he seemed just fine running it for three years but then Politics Happened and he Got Shot#lost his bestie (after bestie got guilty bout wanting to 'mercy kill' him)#and then not even a year later The Burning Organization is bankrupt because UNFORTUNATELY bestie was a GREAT accountant#and bros scrambling hes trying and he is fucking up but hes learning#Kinda he did run off in Y5 to make up for the whole baseball thing. not throwing hands with a baseball team- ok partially that kinda#and then he GETS SHOT. AGAIN.#then he got sent to jail in 6 for false arson charges... son please stop getting false charges...#and after his New Dad Number 3 'dies' he and his homies gotta get outta town less than a year later cause some twink said so#and THEN he gotta dissolve That Burning Organization and find everyone a new home and new way of life#and would ya look at him... he's still going strong.... im so proud of him and the fact he's not dead yet#tl;dr im very proud of daigo dojima even if he does silly things sometimes its honestly relatable#hes trying to hard to navigate this new path himself- not because he doesnt have anyone to help him (ok partially that)#and he just wants to prove to himself he's capable of doing this and he wants to make kiryu proud and do him right#UGH i love him.... im so proud of him thats all i can say i love him
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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part three | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader
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oscarpiastri replied to this story
oscarpiastri
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cute cat
yourusername
wow who is this famous man in my dms
🤔😲
oscarpiastri
not famous
yourusername
ok mr f1 driver
oscarpiastri
i said cute cat
🙄🙄
yourusername
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me and my cat 🤓
oscarpiastri
very cute, did you know that ?
yourusername
what?
yeah she is
oscarpiastri
wait no
i meant you?
yourusername
🤔
ohmygod.
oscarpiastri
sorry that was odd
yourusername
😭😭🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫
no it’s okay
thank you
you’re cute too ‘!:&;&;/$:@/&;@,&/&-“/&;
oscarpiastri
😅😅
thank you
yourusername
of course
uh
i gotta bounce
bye!!!
oscarpiastri
bye, talk to you later?
yourusername
of course 😊
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y/n ⛄️
GUYS
HELLO
HELP
xienma 🛐
yeah?
madeline 🤺
are you okay queen 🙏🏼
y/n ⛄️
DULCE
HOTLINE
GUY
xienma 🛐
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT DID HE DO
y/n ⛄️
he said i was CUTE???????
then i told him i had to BOUNCE?!?!?!??
madeline 🤺
LMFAOOOOO
loser ahh
jkjk
y/n ⛄️
he’s so cute guys
i wanna bite him (affectionately)
xienma 🛐
his fans tho 😭😭
THEY GON GET UUU
y/n ⛄️
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me fighting the bad fans
madeline 🤺
i’m just imagining u on those
wag gossip accounts 😭😭
‘oscar piastri spotted with a NORMAL girl named y/n l/n
and we already found her insta 🤫’
y/n ⛄️
NO STOP
that’s so SCARY…
xienma 🛐
our baby is gonna be all grown up
becoming a wag for a sport she doesn’t
know about 😔
y/n ⛄️
i don’t even know him like that 🌝
like YEAH, i stalked his insta and
found his old karting pics..
and stalked his twitter
and the mclaren youtube channel
BUT I DONT KNOW HIM
madeline 🤺
it’s giving delusional, obsessed,
crazy, insane ass bitch
xienma 🛐
ily mad but ik you aren’t talking…
u FOUND UR SITUATIONSHIPS HOUSE
ON ZILLOW???
y/n ⛄️
literally….. bro
biggest hater n for WHAT
I aint setting you up with none of his friends 🤓
madeline 🤺
OH NAWUH
PLEASE 😭
y/n ⛄️
don’t talk to me 🙄🙄
i’m going to my bed
and i’m goin to cry
for embarrassing myself
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xienma 🛐
go talk to him later
give it like an hour tho
don’t wanna seem obsessed x
y/n ⛄️
ur right ok
bye
im gonna think abt my actions 😞
madeline 🤺
bye queen 👩‍🍳
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oscah 🦅
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
HELP
landoh 🥸
bro what do u want
i swear
DONT EVEEEN MENTION HER…..
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oscah 🦅
oh uhmm
hahaha 😅 totally wasn’t gonna mention her
landoh 🥸
atp just tell me 🤦
oscah 🦅
THANK YOU
okay so
i called her cute
and i think she freaked out
landoh 🥸
bro u were supposed to act mysterious
🙄🙄 u were supposed to play hard to get!!!
oscah 🦅
lando what
OK BUT DO U THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HER CUTE THEN????
landoh 🥸
ok no
how did u say it first of all
oscah 🦅
okay so she sent me like a mirror selfie
landoh 🥸
mirror selfie u say 😏😏
oscah 🦅
🤨🤨
OK but her cat was in it
and i was like “very cute, did you know that?”
landoh 🥸
OK RIZZLERR 😍😍
oscah 🦅
but.
landoh 🥸
but? 🤔
oscah 🦅
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
HER CAT.
landoh 🥸
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thats embarrassing
oscah 🦅
yeah but then i told her i was
talking about her and not her cat
then she said I was cute as well 😊
but she left in a rush
landoh 🥸
u are cute babe 😉😉
okay no but
idk she wants u 😂‼️
oscah 🦅
i am stalking her instagram rn
landoh 🥸
again???
i litch saw u stalking it when we were in a meeting with zak 😭
oscah
You’re lying on my name
landoh
no need to be embarrassed 🥸🥸
my boy is all grown up!!!
oscah 🦅
😒😒
landoh 🥸
dont give me attitude
I am literally the reason why you
even know her!! U WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON DULCE HOTLINE IF IT WASNT FOR ME
oscah 🦅
okay thanks i guess
🤦🤦
landoh 🥸
pull up hoe
oscah 🦅
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING???
landoh 🥸
DONT talk to me
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
oscah 🦅
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my honest reaction
okay bye mate
landoh 🥸
bye oscah
don’t embarrass yourself again
oscah 🦅
i wont
hopefully 🤔
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yourusername man i sure do love myself
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user realest mfo out there
user lando?? hello??
user why is lando in the likes
madeline_han LMFAOO WHY IS HIS HOMEBOY IN UR LIKES
→ yourusername stop idk?? 🤷‍♀️
→ landonorris I didn’t mean to double tap……
→ yourusername 🤔🤔
xienmasventura ily ur so cute
→ yourusername ilym gorgeous 🫶🏼
landonorris **** is drooling over these photos
→ user the censor?? 🤔🤔🤔
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oscarpiastri
you looked pretty in your post
yourusername
ahhh 🤭
thank you
oscarpiastri
yeah of course :)
sorry that lando was in your likes
yourusername
no it’s fine
it’s just kinda funny 😭
oscarpiastri
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this could be us, just saying 🤷🤷
like could be us if you gave me your number…
yourusername
the garfield to my arlene 🙈
I’m convinced 🤗
my number is ***-***-***
oscarpiastri
okay 😊
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y/n ⛄️
CODE RED!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER.
xienma 🛐
you gave it to him
RIGHT????
y/n ⛄️
duh 🙄
madeline 🤺
omg 😱😱
the number … big steps
y/n ⛄️
ik im FREAKING out
xienma 🛐
who does this lil boy think he is 🙄
stealing my gf 😭😪
y/n ⛄️
dw bae, i’m 4ever urs
madeline 🤺
why was his homeboy in ur likes tho
y/n ⛄️
idk tbh 😭
i think it was an accident
xienma 🛐
stop cause he’s kinda….
madeline 🤺
OKK GIRL……
🌝
xienma 🛐
stfu thats why your ex looked like the blonde
bitch from polar express 💀💀
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y/n ⛄️
naw thats foul
now ME PERSONALLY….. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
ok bye HE MESSAGED ME 😊
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oscar 😊
heeyoo
sorry i didn’t message you right away 😅
y/n
no that’s fine 😭
soo what are you up to
oscar 😊
nothing much
I’m pretty bored tbh
y/n
me too 😪
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oscar 😊
i suck at 8 ball
y/n
i doubt it
now play back 😠😠
oscar 😊
yes ma’am
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wait why am i kinda good
y/n
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i’m the goat at 8 ball
oscar 😊
if i win u owe me a kiss
y/n
ig you aren’t getting a kiss??
oscar 😊
🙄🙄
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🤷🤷??
y/n
FUCK 😭😭😭
too bad u aren’t in france
oscar 😊
omw to france as we speak 🙄
y/n
🐌🐌 escaping rn
WOAH WAIT
i just got 13K followers out of nowhere???
oscar 😊
huh 😭 thats crazy
y/n
oh my god
😨😨
oscar 😊
what?
y/n
i got posted on those f1 gossip pages
CAUSE OF UR LITTLE FRIEND 😭😭
oscar 😊
i’m so sorry
uhm I didn’t mean for that to happen
oh my god 😭 I’m really sorry
y/n
oh no, it’s not your fault!!
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f1_gossip NEW WAG? Y/n L/n is a 22-year-old university student. She currently lives in france, according to her posts. Lando commented and liked her post earlier today.
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user is this confirmed?
→ user no lol they’re just spreading rumors
user she’s so pretty!!
user honestly 😭😭 I don’t think they are
→ user same.. like can he not just comment and like her post??
→ user RIGHT! like let him live
user god i hope not… she’s.. 🌝
→ madeline_han so mad n for what? he ain’t gonna pick u!!
user why is he always pulling the baddies
xienmasventura yourusername LMFAOOO GIRL
→ yourusername 🌝🌝 deleting my account
landonorris she’s not my girlfriend 😊 thanks for spreading rumors though!!!
→ user embarrassing for whoever posted this
→ user fr i’d b BAWLING
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౨ৎ HELLLLOOOOO!!! i am back 🐨 sorry for taking FOREVER to update this series… I will try to be better once i’m on winter break 🐌!! anyways i hope you enjoy this bc i was lit up writing it until 2 AM…… 🌝🌝
taglist @d6za1 @amoosarte @moneygramhaas @alessioayla @cherry-piee @chasing-liberosis @asparklysoul @goldenalbon @benstormy @he6rtshaker @ririyulife @charli12345678 ౨ৎ
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i love how you write for leo! could you write an hc of him dating a daughter of dionysus?? thank you sm <3
⋆⭒˚.⋆ leo valdez x daughter of dionysus! reader hcs
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content: leo valdez x daughter of dionysus! reader hcs warning: cursing probs but we keepin it clean today apprently author's note: as always, i get so scared to start these and then i start and it just spews out of me. so much fun but literally starting is worse than anything else fr
i just know you two go HARD together like aint nobody silly goose like YOU TWO silly goose
just two people in love trying to have the best time all the time
what could be better than that??
you guys just feed off each other's crazy energy
"...what do you think would happen if you fake proposed to me in this raising canes rn??"
"...wanna find out??"
like you guys be doing crazy stupid shit just for shits and giggles
and then you come back to camp and bounce up to your father like
"guess what guess what guess what-"
"what, honey?"
"LEO AND I JUST WENT SKY DIVING!!"
cue diet coke being spit everywhere
tho mr d really has no problems with leo
obvi he would love it if no one dated his daughter but honestly...he's grateful it's leo out of all the kids at camp half blood
and when you and leo nervously walked up to him to break the news, bro didn't even react
"dad...leo and i are dating. i know, i know, you don't like him-"
"nah, he's a good kid. we're good."
"...what?"
"what, what? it's not he's intimidating or dangerous or anything. the kids as thick as my pinky-"
"DAD!"
"IT'S TRUE?!?!?"
leo still thinks about that late at night fr
it be haunting his dreams
the pranks you two pull go crazy stupid
like, shit people shouldn't even be thinking of, let alone executing
how you guys managed to fill the whole ares cabin with ball pit balls without anyone knowing until dinner was over is still a mystery to everyone at camp
mr. d always pretends to turn a blind eye when this happens, his daughters #1 supporter
"mr. d, you literally just saw her dump that bucket of paint on me!!"
"who? what? do you hear something? i should really get my ears cleaned out-"
"mr. d!!"
"imagine that, the god of insanity is starting to hear voices in his head. weird."
he's always gonna look out for his little girl (I deserved this from my own father but that’s totally not important and that sentence totally doesn’t make me want to cry-)
if he so much as senses you and leo got into a fight, it's over for leo
he's done for
a goner
toast
one foot in the grave
mr. d will drag that boy by his ear to you, forcing him to apologize, even if you were in the wrong
bro does not care, you can do no wrong in his eyes
"dad, i just killed someone," you said once, glancing up at him over your poker cards, testing to see what he'd say
"well, are you asking for help or advice?" he replied without batting an eye, reaching for his cup and taking a sip
the real ride or die of this story
you and leo are quickly labeled the craziest couple at camp
a title worn so proudly
bc you both know it doesn't matter what other people say about you two
you're having the best time with your best friend and lover at the same time
win win situation if you ask me
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