#BUT ANYWAYS i was in hihgh school with them and it was pride month and we weren't related in my dream tho but one of them came out as bi

[woahajimes]

guys ive had the weirdest dreams ever like three days in a row

#day one i dreamt i was getting married to this random guy i met on omegle #i had never seen him out of like omegle but he was uber rich and sending me money #later i found out that i was like pregnatn #from the guy i had only seen thru a screen #BUT HE WASNT EVEN CUTE #LIKE IN MY DREAM I WAS MY AGE BUT HE WAS LIKE 30??? tf #anywayas i was pregnant. and the fucking thing was like immediately??? like one second i was fine and then it like. INFLATED. like #a fucking muffin or shit #MY SECOND DREAM #was that i was in high school but with my aunts #like theyre old enough to be my cousins so i call them cousins #BUT ANYWAYS i was in hihgh school with them and it was pride month and we weren't related in my dream tho but one of them came out as bi #yeah like she did some makeup on her eyebrow and it looks dope as hell #third dream was like a redo of the urban legends timber date. they had met in a park i think? some event or shit #but it played the SAMEEE as their first meeting back in the 90s or so #and then bernard was like inspecting tim again (after all those years) #and then he was like ''well grasshopper it looks like you don't belong with any of these people'' #and then bernard told tim ''you belong with me'' #and like??? thats so fucking cheesy but i want it in a fic