#BUT HERE TAKE IT

[pilot-boi]

Arkos but Jaune has the bunny ears

Who am I to refuse

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #Arkos #mine #my art #anonymous #asks #this wasnt a request #but here take it

[faragonart]

....And the Day Met the Night.

A link to a story featuring A friend’s and my WoLs that I love and adore~! Can’t wait to share more of these boys as well as Ridel’s story!! 

#Vatii Kiri #Ridel Moonshadow #ffxiv art #ffxiv #ffxiv oc #wol #au ra #xaela #raen #I have.... so much crap... #Just gotta find the time to post them properly.... #BUT HERE TAKE IT #vadel

[julietas-basil]

I imagine Royal!Pepa having the reader in her quarters or her room at all times so you’re always there when she wants it yk and like i imagine one day Pepa comes into her quarters earlier than normal and sees the reader taking a nap on her bed while wearing one of Pepa’s expensive robes and nothing else underneath and just goes 👀👀👀👀 and decides to fuck the reader while she’s asleep (of course with consent beforehand since thats VERY important!) and while Pepa fucks the reader who eventually wakes up from the pleasure and stuff, Pepa would tangle her hand into the reader’s hair and tug so that her neck’s exposed and starts nipping and sucking on her neck while fucking her 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*sighs in dreaming*

NSFW fellas

Ps: for the pepa simps 👀

Royal!pepa x maid!reader

« 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹 𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 »

Pepa scoffed in annoyance,one of her hands on her neck massaging off the tiredness that came within the day. Thankfully the dress was easy to remove,otherwise she'd lazily sleep in It and have her mother yell at her again for not being properly like Julieta. And no It wasn't her sister they've had this talk before,it was just their madre...

A sigh groan in her throat before pressing on of her bedroom doors open. The long feeling of pain and irritation switched off upon seeing your sleeping frame tangled in the sheets. You were wearing her rose robe,that you knew hugged her hips perfectly! Pepa bit her lips in mischief as she glanced at your naked bottom,it seemed that you had gotten rid off the restricting underwear,a light bush of hair decorating nicely your slick lips.

Guided by the smell of arousal,Pepa crossed the room determined and boldly,her knees carefully digging into the mattress. Her breath hitched upon untying 'your' robe, her eyes glanced to a certain place...your breasts. The tall redhead leaned gradually over the soft areola blowing hot exhales. You moved in your sleep mumbling something foreign under your breath, at the time you stopped a pair of lips locked withing the softness of your skin,the tip of her tongue massaging the -now- erected nipple in circles

"Mh!"

Your moan filled the silence that lulled you before to sleep,your hand automatically reaching for the pillow you were resting your head on. Pepa grinned devilishly at the reaction,she was proud she could make you loose yourself in seconds even if you were sleeping. The older woman sucked once more the reddened numb and placed a kiss in between your mounts and then continued with your other breast sharing the same treatment. Your back arched in pleasure pushing your chest further into Pépa's mouth,your lips parted silently.

"Ay,Linda you can't ever get enough..."

The redhead whispered carefully so as not wake you up from your sleep -as if the wasn't her plan- tracing petite,hot red kisses along your stomach. One by one, she reached your belly removing the silk fabric that covered your abdomen. A freckled hand reached under your straightened thigh ,spreading your legs wider,applying more space for her to make love to you. You rolled your hips,your body craving for Pepa's warm touch-

"Stubborn and helpless as always Chiquita..."

The growl that came within the sentence made the taller woman more vulnerable along with the most exotic view acting out In front of her...she brought her lips close enough to your clitoris,her thumbs spreading your lower lips,to earn farther access to your wetness. Without much thinking,the irresistible princess dived her head to your warmth,sucking in your numb.

"Pépita..."

You whined in your sleep,perhaps on your 100th dream your brain too caught up by your lovers intimate actions. Two creamy skinned hands trailed on your breasts,squeezing the pair slightly,your nipples caught between long digits. Pepa worked her tongue wisely around your bundle of nerves,suckling the erected rosy numb between her rose red lips

"Su Alteza!"

You suddenly gasped at the shuddering feeling and opened your eyes wide to glance at the woman situated amid your inner thighs,making wonders with her mouth. Your features instantly altered in form,allowing the sensations run freely in your body. You felt dizzy from the red heads undivided attention,drunk up in the sight that could absorb even your whole being...

Pepa stopped just a moment to grasp your hair between her fists,creating enough room to bite onto your collar, easing out the burn with a kiss. You whined at the small amount of pain it caused you,but you couldn't care less; That'd leave a mark

'How scandalous'

" Hermosa Mucho... "

"¡Ay!"

the not so old redhead kissed her way back to your sensitive parts,cutting off your malicious thinking...You didn't know if any other maid had to share this moment with you,as you were informed about Princess Pépa's affairs and tendency to look around for girls. One things was that she made you feel special amongst any other,yet you couldn't share that with any of the woman servants that were taking care of the Madrigals. Pépa was your pequeño secreto pecaminoso (little sinful secret)

You welped in ecstasy as Pepa's couple of fingertips joined in your warmth,rubbing your walls in a fastened rhythm. Your own hands now found their way to your lovers beautifully placed curls,digging your nails to her scalp. Just this time your stares locked,sending shivers down your spine. It was incredible how her eyes burned with desire,that threatened to absorb you in it as well...

"Y-Your highness,I'm close-"

You let a moan escape your throat,as your head fell back,the waves of pleasure now overtaking your body.

"You are Devine Cariñosa. So delectable yet so distant from me..."

The woman in her early 30s responded,parting from your center to inhale some of your sweet scent

"I've seen you (y/n), I've heard you (y/n) late night in your room hidden from everyone,screaming my name with your hand between your legs..."

She proceeded thrusting her fingertips in your wetness

"You think I don't know how you look at me,when I get wrapped up in conversations with useless suitors?"

The redhead determined to sent you to another world,she leaned in to firmly entrap her lips around your numb. She suckled on the organ messily, the most lewd of sounds filling the atmosphere.You assisted your redhead lover by rolling your abdomen towards her thirsty lips enjoying the warming sensation spreading on your belly like hurricane. Your breathing changed,it became more quick,uneven to Pépa's distracting ministrations. For a moment your heard your heart beat increase rapidly,thundering louder than before;And then it came,your body turned to rigid for a few seconds-

"¡PRINCESSA!"

An earth stuttering orgasm ruled over your form as Pépa's tongue brushed repeatedly on your sensitive bud,your salty juices flooding her mouth as you rode through your orgasm,squirming and shuddering moans echoing in the room. Before,you could earn back your normal state,a well palm pressed firmly on your chin,accompanied by a passionate kiss. You couldn't help but moan again,tasting yourself in her tongue...

"Suck them clean."

Pepa pressed two slick fingers between your dry lips. You didn't say anything,you complied,taking every last bit of your remains in your mouth. You drew up your hand to cup her cheek,stroking the skin with your thumb

"Let me help you out of this dress my lady-"

The tall woman just cut her off by moving a finger to your lips. Silencing your speech

"Rest Amor...tomorrow there's gonna be a hard day for you."

She smiled taking in your beauty then dragging the cold sheets over your nude frame. Your closed your eyes with a grin on your face,appreciating her lovely gesture. The fact that she refused to aproove of you sharing any affectionate moment with her tonight was something you could only see in your dreams and to even allow you sleep in her bed left you content but waiting for more of her touch...

The doubts kept showering in your mind,only to pause abruptly when the door clicked close. Pepa smiled at your sleeping body. This moment will stay in her head forever she just hopes there won't be any undeniable regrets on her way. Because,she loved you,from the moment she laid her emerald eyes on you... Today she ran out of excuses,she had to let you know and intended on that.

Then Noone would get in her way not even her own mother...

#pepa madrigal #so oof #encanto #royal!madrigals #royal!pepa #royal au #the madrigals #encanto fic #PEPA MIGHT BE FIREY #but she is very caring #FOR THE PEPA SIMPS #here you go #it took me a month for what???? #yeah idk #BUT HERE TAKE IT #i insist #anon ask

[mamaangiwine]

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

#people out here encouraging the worst in people #and many are uncritically taking the bait #im done #its legitimately weird to sit around and hate on a bunch of kids

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else #would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner #does what they're told #am i on to anything here? #these people come to mind: #crowley #bucky barnes #izzy hands #the doctor #mostly when it comes to clara oswald #ronan lynch #pearl #from steven universe #romeo #except his person is mercutio not juliet #riza hawkeye

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

#original post #text post #500 #1k #2k #btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here #it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact #and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more! #wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there #love you mwah #5k #10k #15k #20k

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

#there is not a third option. it is either trump OR biden #and one of those will be much MUCH worse for palestine #i'm really really sorry that these are the options. i wish they weren't. #but WHAT third option are you trying to take here? what on earth is your proposed outcome #that will actually make things better for palestine? #because letting trump win the election is NOT going to help them #i'm sorry but you need to set aside your feelings and take the option that will lead to less harm to palestine in the long run #you talk such a big game about how people need to be willing to make sacrifices to help palestine #but you yourself aren't even willing to hold your nose and vote to stop things from getting worse? #or did you think 'sacrifice' only meant not getting mcdonalds for a few months? #us politics

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

#i paused in opening my bags to write this bc the site's getting so much traffic that it's taking 3 minutes to refresh one page #i've pulled a paint brush a stamp that used to be worth 2 mil (it's not now) and another stamp that's always been cheap. #i have 4 more bags to open still. #i Love It Here. #neopets

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos #And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here #and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here #And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives #Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite #2014 me would have. For sure. #This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr #James Somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday #So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man #The call is coming from inside the house #The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere #And that somewhere was a tumblr post

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

#this is the sort of observation I make here that people #go off and write their thesis about #so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this #if you do use it as a springboard #tell me if you get a good grade ok? #I’ll be tremendously proud of you #like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important #I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain #it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion #it’s a cowboy hat btw #and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED. #ok so don’t deny me this #especially if you correct me after a long research journey #GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!

[alucardsinep]

#my friend said this screenshot had lets take ibuprofen together vibes #so here yall go #use it wisely #dungeon meshi #laios touden #let's take ibuprofen together

[salt-baby]

yes, doctors suck, but also "the medical ethics and patient interaction training doctors receive reinforces ableism" and "the hyper competitive medical school application process roots out the poor, the disabled, and those who would diversify the field" and "anti-establishment sentiment gets applications rejected and promotions requests denied, weeding out the doctors on our side" and "the gruesome nature of the job and the complete lack of mental health support for medical practitioners breeds apathy towards patients" and "insurance companies often define treatment solely on a cost-analysis basis" and "doctors take on such overwhelming student loan debt they have no choice but to pursue high paying jobs at the expense of their morals" are all also true

none of this absolves doctors of the truly horrendous things they say and do to patients, but it's important to acknowledge that rather than every doctor being coincidentally a bad person, there is something specific about this field and career path that gives rise to such high prevalence of ableist attitudes

and I WILL elaborate happily

#theres so much that contributes to this #and its such a traditional field that any change takes ten years to take effect even when its not as controversial as disability rights #ive no lost love for doctors as a whole #but the deeper causes here need to be examined to understand how this problem manifested and what can be done to fix it #disability #chronic illness #ableism #premed #medicine #salt baby talks

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[curseofdelos]

sorry, I took all your boyfriend's memories and threw him into the wilderness near a child military camp. yeah he remembers you, but only vaguely, and he's going on a dangerous quest with two people he just met even though you told him in a dream vision to stay where he was so you could find him. also the camp wants to keep him forever and make him their new praetor. sorry.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heroes of olympus #pjo #idk if this has been done before but here's my take anyway #mine

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

#it’s just??? #at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world #why is death from stress the end game for so many of them #this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life #rambling #I still never got over miura’s passing man #and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork #it’s just… all so bleak #fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful #your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now #I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good #this should be normalized

[randomfandomss]

#good omens #go s2 spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens memes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #lmao ive seen a lot of these going around idk if this has been done yet anyway heres my take #it is literally the reverse that happened #i joked about it before the season released that what if after every crowley gies to super mega hell whatever 😭😭😭😭😭 #did not age well