#BUT I AM TRULY AT MY WIT'S END

[rpfisfine]

starting to think that working for the chaser is just aleksa's equivalent of idat's topless waiter job

#aleksa vulović #boy boy #i want him so diabolically i need to grab him by his moustache and swing him around #Yes this is yes this is from the yes from the sexy depressed firefighters calendar video tht i genuinely had no idea abt until this morning #my beautiful comrade in yaoi triija thank u for making me watch this i truly am like at my wits end as to where you find all this stuff .

[orchideae]

When I approach Yelan (or anyone else I've written), I don't just look directly at her character, but I also look at her surroundings. Both the ones that she knows by some semblance of necessity, but also those that she chooses. Like here, I talked about the Chasm, and what being 'okay' with existing down there needs to mean for a character, because it's not normal. Someone's surroundings, room, or home say a lot bout who they are and what their mindset, or specifically, their perspective is of the world. And sometimes, I think it says more about people than even the characters realize.

This brings me to the topic of the city of Fontaine. Now, I personally think it's rather obvious that a lot of the nation takes from historical France, and so when looking at it, I think it really adds to remember its monarchy, the view that the 'common folk' had of it, and its inevitable demise to non-existence today in terms of importance as a result. So my first question is, who constructed or decided on its layout? Was it Furina, Neuvillette, Egeria? Whoever it was, there's a lot that can be said about their view of the world and their placement in it when you look at locations of buildings. Look at where Palais Mermonia, its governing body, is located within the city; it sits at a rather astounding elevation in comparison to, well, everything and everyone else in the city. This frequently represents the concept of 'distance' between groups in one way or another, and seeing the consistency in other nations, this is something that is rather intriguing to me, especially keeping Fontaine's characters in mind (and considering this is the nation of 'justice'). Mondstadt has everything almost entirely uniform, with arguably the church on the highest level (but it isn't greatly elevated in comparison to all else), but it's joined with the plaza and statue which are a common gathering site for all people in the city. Liyue had the gods and adepti visibly living among the humans back in the days of the Guili Assembly for reasons of 'integration' (my apologies to numerous from our dear Guizhong!) The fact that numerous adepti now live far outside of the harbor is a different matter entirely, and the one who seems to function within a semblance of separation of sorts is Ningguang with the Jade Chamber (but I'm not one to speak on behalf of her character as I don't bear the knowledge). Inazuma also has the Tenshukaku at a higher elevation in comparison to the rest of Inazuma City. Sumeru is interesting, but ultimately Nahida was kept at the very peak of the city, far out of reach of humanity— but that's exactly the common denominator that has my interest, the distance between the 'governing body' and humanity for one reason or another.

But Fontaine really takes separation to a different level in my opinion (and again, think of this when you think of the person having designed the whole city), not only because of the above which I'll elaborate more on in a moment, but also its separation from the outside world. Now, this is interesting to think about if you keep in mind that it was perhaps done in eventual protection of the city's inhabitants in terms of the prophecy (which means that this would have been constructed anywhere during or after Egeria's reign), but then why is only Palais Mermonia far above the water's reach? If the walls surrounding the city were ever breached during said prophecy, all its inhabitants are pretty much immediately caught in the flood and would drown, which tells me nothing positive of the city's 'architect' or whoever signed off on the designs. But if not done for the prophecy, then why? Stand in the middle of the Court of Fontaine and really look around you, the only sights you really have of the outside world are the sky, and it's obstructed by a fair bit of the waterways and gardens that hang overhead, which you can only properly enjoy when you take the ages long elevator to the upper level where the palace is located (which, credit due, seems freely accessible to everyone in present-time). But if you don't venture up, how much of the outside world do you get to see? It feels very secluded, very much under lock and key. On some level (and this is one of the many reasons why I think that the Meropide is so excessively important in Fontaine and it's likely why we spent so much time there; it's all to show the ever, ever important contrast and nuance between this 'autonomous nation within Fontaine' and, well, 'Fontaine'), it almost feels like a prison, regardless of how pretty it may look or come across (and despite not 'lacking rights'). And considering how people in the Meropide speak of not always wanting to return back to the 'overworld' following their sentence, I think that there's definitely quite a bit of truth in that. But again, stand there and look around for yourself.

Now to return to the original topic, but keeping the last one in mind as well, look at one other thing that I'm unsure how many have really kept an eye on: the massive effect Palais Mermonia's level has on the rest of the area (inside and outside of its walls). Have you ever walked through the city of Fontaine at any given time of day or night, north to south, east to west, clockwise or counter-clockwise circling through it; have you ever seen how it overshadows an immense part of the streets below it either entirely on its own (which to me signifies a very domineering presence), or together with those outer walls that surround the city? I know how I've spoken thoroughly with people before about how much I enjoy Fontaine and how dark it is in its storytelling, but despite how gorgeous this region with its water- and landscapes are; its city bears quite a heavy weight to me. I don't know who designed it, or ordered it to be constructed in this way, but nothing about the city itself truly, rationally, shows a healthy perspective versus its citizens.

Me: /continues on to ramble in tags because I'm me and I'm a nuisance with always more to say than I know how to coherently put into these posts.

#[ meta. ] the chances are if i open this door; there can be no witnesses left alive. is that a sufficient reason for you? #[ i love how i'm writing a liyue-based character and here i am rambling about fontaine. ] #[ listen my little french heart just ached at this. i've been sitting on it for so long and have been wanting to talk about it. ] #[ but every time i hear 'fontaine is so pretty' -- i agree. i truly do. and the city has become my new 'hub' away from liyue harbor... ] #[ which says a ton in itself. ] #[ so trust me when i say i enjoy it and find it gorgeous. but i don't have any real kind words to spare on who designed it. ] #[ and i don't mean that in an insulting/bad kind of way but more so in the sense of-- whichever god likely designed this-- ] #[ how much worth was placed where; you know? ] #[ this is why i find the gods and all of their differing views so inherently interesting. ] #[ but then i also sit here longer and think more of the meropide. ] #[ and how THAT is supposed to be the prison. hmmmm. and yet /that/ is the place many seem to not want to leave anymore. ] #[ the place that is run and made better by the person whose tragic case was entirely missed and neglected by the authorities. ] #[ ah yes; the meropide. aka meropis-- the retelling (was it a parody? i believe so) of plato's story of atlantis. ] #[ which was sunk by the gods as punishment to its people for leading lives they deigned morally unjust and petty and /greedy/. ] #[ ah yes. the references never end. ] #[ granted we know how the meropide came to be-- so if egeria was in charge of that. chances are she likely was for fontaine as well. ] #[ well-- ] #[ well. ] #[ yep. i have more to say but i'm struggling to find my words-- so here we are for now! ]

[lesbianlucysnowe]

i wish you could kick people out of google sheets

#working is so stressful rn for the dumbest reasons i am truly at my wit’s end

[heffrondriving]

brb getting sent straight to heaven by big time rush's immaculate harmonies?????

#THEIR VOICES AGED SO DAMN AMAZINGLY LIKE GAWD OUR MANBAND NEVER MISSES; THEYRE SO TIGHT HERE I COULD LISTEN TO THIS ON A LOOP FOREVER FR <3 #ISTG EVERYTIME IT PLAYS A PIECE OF MY SOUL BREAKS OFF AND ASCENDS TO PARADISE; I'M GONNA BE A RAPTURED PILE OF CLOTHES IF I KEEP THIS UP #ESPECIALLY!!!! WHEN THAT VERSE HITS AND KENDALL TAKES THE FLOOR AND!!!! GIVES US LITRALLY EVERYTHING!!!! GRAMPAPI I AM SO WIPED FOR YOU UGH #AND LOGAN'S PLAYFUL SINGING AND HEAD SHIMMY AT THE END LIKE THEY JUST DIDN'T LEAVE ALL THE GIRLIES (NEUTRAL) DEAD AND INJURED OKAY MISS SIR #I'LL NEVER STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THOSE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EXPERIENCE THIS LIVE. DO Y'ALL BINTCHES KNOW HOW TRULY BLESSED YOU ARE. PRAY FOR ME #ALSO THE DADS LOOKING GORJEOUS IN THEIR LIL REHEARSAL SHORTS!! <3 CRYING SHAKING FISTFIGHTING ANGELS IN A WHITE CASTLE CARPARK ETC. ETC. <3 #IT'S SO GOOD I'LL EVEN FORGIVE THE RETURN OF MR. MASLOW'S RATTY MOUSTACHE LIKE WE DIDN'T NEED THIS THROWBACK BUT WE LOVE U LOTS ANYWAY HEHE #btr #big time rush #logan henderson #kendall schmidt #james maslow #carlos penavega #fall #song #video #rusher #big time boys #stop it forever #sorry if anyone's witnessing my nonstop blog crimes for the first time ever but i was unfortunately like these for the last two song drops #and there's really no getting better from the rusher tunglr terminal braimrot metnal illinois. also smth like that one b99 meme abt how #i've only had this song for a couple hours but if anything happened to it i would kill everyone and then myself. that's the energy here #n e way no one else in this dangt household seems to wanna do it and hype btr up to the rest of this hellsite so. i gotchu fam #when their new album finally drops u can catch me collapsing myself like a lawnchair before anyone else gets affected by my bullshit #but also!!! if anyone wants to scream abt this song or our Boys in the notes or inbox or wherever pls do!!! i love to see that always (^w^)

[pepprs]

tfw im taking a day off of work today (my first day off since december 😍😍😍😍) and got absolutely shit sleep w fucked up dreams i kept waking up from and just woke up to a text about the stupid fucking book chapter asking me to do one more read through of it as if i haven’t done like 5 in theladt 3 days (and by all appearances been the ONLY one doing so lol)

#purrs #no way in hell i can go back to sleep now. im too angry. and also feel abandoned in a stupid way by a certain someone involved in this but #we all know that by now so i will not elaborate but i am REALLY. really and truly. at my wit’s end. how hard is it to… idk. how hard is it!! #delete later #(this isn’t abt anyone here ir anyone i regularly work w btw thisis just me being a dumb baby about last july again lol) #like omg not you haunting my dreams and then texting me THAT and. not replying to my other text about redacted 😂😂😂😂😂😂 am i NOTHING to you. #actually don’t answer that because clearly the events of the last 9 months have shown me everything i need to know that actually i am! #and ​i wish i could talk abt this saga more openly on here bc it’s ruining my fucking life but AGAIN i hold back to protect YOU and not talk #shit about you online to other people where you’ll never read it. the litcheral way in which i am STILL making sacrifices and working around #your shape and whatever. the way i still think about you every DAY!! and you clearly didn’t think abt me or how i would be impacted by this #…… AT AWL!!!!!!!!!! shaking with rage lollllll i am being dangerous abt it but oh my GOD. it’s so fucking unfair. in my life or not at ALL.

[musical-chick-13]

...Yeah, I think I'm gonna give up on this one y'all.

#'give up on' meaning 'not trying to seriously engage with other people over The Thing' #I am sorry for such a vague and crabby meme I have to be petty™ sometimes #I AM AT MY WIT'S END #TRULY I CANNOT HAVE ANYTHING. I AM LOSING MY MIND! IN REAL TIME!!!! #my god do NOT ask I 100% will get shot for this opinion but I needed to COMPLAIN #I gotta pivot directions I need to go back to obnoxious got-posting again #In the Vents

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

Sorry don't mind me I'm just still in shock that the Kenobi series is real

#star wars #kenobi series #we got that. we truly got genuinely authentic true-to-the-heart-of-the-franchise star wars media #with my BOY obi-wan!! and anakin!!! and ewan and hayden!! and we got to see obi-wan have a relationship with leia (!!!!!!) #and we got to see him heal!!! #i just...i just can't believe it like we are living in the era of the final big chapter of their story #we're still freaking out about rots from 2005 sure but we also have something new that is made for *us* #we are this star wars generation and we got to be here for the last chapter of the entire 6-movie saga. it was made for us #i'm losing it #little 11-year-old me who journaled as a made-up star wars character...little 9-year-old me who wrote her first fanfic about star wars #little 13-year-old me who never forgot about how the clone wars series never got an ending and wished that it could have (and it did) #little me who watched the original trilogy on vhs and fell in love with it. who freaked out when vader said 'i am your father' #little me who made up a parody song about star wars and still remembers it to this day (it's called 'yoda was a puppet') #(it started as a rip-off of the veggietales song 'jonah was a prophet' and evolved from there lol) #little me who was OBSESSED with obi-wan and always related to him but thought i'd never get to see any more of him #and now my dream's come true #and i just feel a lot of things about it #all those younger versions of me got what they wanted. i got to witness something worthy of being that final chapter as it happened #i've never been happier to be a star wars fan #obi wan kenobi #kay has a party in the tags #kay can i just catch my breath for a second

[rememberingsuunday]

hehe hi my manipulative father screwed me out of $500 and I needed it for a bill that’s past due and will not get paid in time to cover what I owe

I’ve returned to the internet for crowdfunding idk what else to do

my cash app is $miaonsunday (venmo currently not an option)

anything, anything at all helps if you can thank you <3

#tumblr is so dead but like #I am truly at my wits end #pls b00st if u can #mutual aid #crowdfunding #emergency funding #bipoc #non binary #queer #queer community

[avid-idiot]

No more voice asks

#i want to so badly #maybe send them in and ill get to them eventually #but truly i am at my wits end

[aria0fgold]

Freed from hsr trailblaze quest finally and just whooooaaaa... Can Shaoji keep writing for other worlds too please? He's so good with it.

#aria rants #i was tryna take my time with it but then i realized the time getting too late (finished at 3 am bro ough.....) so i sped through a bit #was just letting it autoplay (cn voices are rlly nice to listen to) and exploring new areas but alas... i shouldve woke up earlier today #but maaaaaan in a writing perspective it's really gooood... esp the new switching pov mechanic which made everything so much better #every lil moment is important to the penacony story! everyone got so mad for sparkle's comment of ''find a mute to befriend'' #only for it to later be revealed to be an Actual hint for aven (which i still think to be ratio in disguise during the sparkle encounter) #like whoaaa..... so she didn't just say that to be mean? she said a hint? whooooaaaa... truly a Masked Fool bro #also. also! THIS! is how you write a story with very intricate plans that unfolds as you go. im sorry im still a bit salty with part2 #of sumeru. like yes. i know... i Knoooow they're two different games and stories but the setup is similar in that both #situations had high stakes and intricate plans but MYGOD!!! sumeru did it so poorly... why give me the step by step #AS the plans are being enacted??? give me the step by step AT THE END or around that point. like with aven's plans unfolding #during that moment with the representation of his past and future. and it just kept unfolding after that! THATS! how its done #i really. REALLY love stories with intricate plans during high stakes moments that the audience is kept in the dark until the #big reveal. its one of my favourites that detective conan manages to do well during important arcs. i like being mindblown! #blow my mind with the characters' wits and ideals and plans! show me how it's done and tell me how it was planned after showing me #i finally have my peace from the tragedy of that very setup during part2 of sumeru from penacony. thank you shaoji.

[thekillersareeatingtheflesh]

ive been feeling so normal lately <- said by a guy who is obviously lying

#i am at my wits end. i truly am. #shut up frank

[areyoudoingthis]

i texted an artist friend to commission a few pronoun and general nonbinary pins but if that doesn't work I'll get elle tattooed on my knuckles and just start punching people, see if they stop misgendering me then

#i didn't foresee how my impatience and general inability to put up with shit would be an issue here #i am truly at my wits end and I've only been out everywhere for like a month #insert frenchie saying they're such dicks about spoons but it's pronouns instead of spoons #alex txt

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Thanks to the Superb Owl, the gym is 100% free of the weird college-aged dudebros who have invaded as of late

#thank you superb owl #truly a service to the community (me) on this one day per year (superbowl sunday) #superbowl #superb owl #superbowl Sunday #i am seriously at my wit's end with the dudebros tho #they take up everything. they're loud. they slam weights. just.... leave my dudes. #go back from whence you came

[oflgtfol]

ever since i spent months on end without being main cashier its like im seriously so miserable when im on register as main like i seriously want to explode it takes everything within me not to start copping an attitude at people and the real reason i feel like the joker about it is that they arent even doing anything wrong really its just the fact theyre a customer and interacting with me at all is just inherently annoying down to my very soul

im so sick of people being like sorry i cant hear you and its like i know i talk quietly but like 90% of people DO hear me when i talk in my customer service voice but the “i cant hear you” is just often enough to irk the hell out of me like do you want me to start screaming in your face HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY because it seems like no matter how loud i talk you bitches still cant fucking hear me im so damn sick of repeating myself it is bad enough having to do the normal cashier script without having to say “do you have a rewards phone number with us” TEN TIMES IN A ROW

and im so sick of saying next on register 6 and people just STARE at me as i am literally yelling st the top of my lungs and waving my hand and they just stare at me literally the next time this happens i might switch my register light to the flashing mode because what the fuck else am i supposed to do do you people just live in la la land i just dont GET IT

and i know i cant force people to sign up for rewards and on a personal non employee level i dont blame them because the emails you get are so spammy but like you can unsubscribe from the emails and yeah on an employee level its so irksome to have someone spend four hundred fucking dollars and they refuse to use a rewards account like bitch you can earn like $50 BACK ON THAT !! that is cray cray and they sit there deliberating and then decide no and each time it happens i feel my percentage tick ever downwards and its sooo. Grrr

And then that woman. No i dont want a rewards account. BUT CAN I OPEN A CREDIT CARD WITH YOU. WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN !!! the main appeal of a credit card is thst you earn 9% rewards back compared to the normal 3% so of course the card is only open to rewards members bc otherwise why would you even open a card w michaels if you receive no benefits from it? BUT NOT THIS LADY! REFUSES to give me her email and phone number for rewards but is so gung fucking ho about opening a damn credit card which yknow requires HOME ADDRESS. DRIVERS LICENSE. FUCKING SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. so not only does my percentage tick ever downwards but now whatever metric theyre measuring for credit card applications will also tick ever downwards

#I HATE. HATE. ringing on register #its ok when its like 7pm nowadays and barely anyone is around but before 7 i am biting i am killing i am maiming #literally words cannot describe the sheer frustration i feel sitting on register and talking to people #like just this boiling rage over the littlest things #its frustrating getting pulled aeay from importsnt stuff when im out on the floor also #but interacting w people on the floor is so much less strenuous becsuse its like #im actually Talking to them they ask me advice about projects and so i need to problem solve etc #but on register its the same monotonous bullshit do you have a rewards number with us no well i’ll just go die in a hole then #brot posts #i truly hate feeling like this i tend to be a calm easy going person #in terms of interpersonal stuff i like to think im slow to anger #but something about working on register. and driving also. those two things bring out the worst in me #i hate getting this frustrated over the stupidest shit but i for real am at my wits end after 5 minutes on register #and everything after that i am just barely holding on to my sanity

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙it takes a village | CS55 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: carlos sainz x doctor!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: none just fluff also idk anything abt medicine nd stuff so jus ignore anything tht makes no sense lol

summary: in which you are finally ready to truly settle down and start a family with your husband after years of you both focusing on your careers

a/n: carlos i love u . let me know if anyone wants a part 2!!!

request!!!: Could you do a Carlos x doctor reader where they're married? And he's like super proud of her? And maybe even a pregnancy reveal at the end?

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[helluvapoison]

Make Me Weak

˚✧₊⁎ The Vees ⁎⁺˳✧༚

warnings: violence

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Everything you are she should abhor– and would if it was anyone else— so she doesn’t pretend to understand how you weave into her life so easily. That time is instead spent wondering how the fuck she’s survived both her hellish lives without you

• Velvette always felt she was owed the praise and compliments she got. Receiving them from you was an entirely different type of high to ride. Your candied tone and sickeningly sweet words clung to her like smoke and had her itching for more

• You massage her hands so she has no choice but to surrender her phone, only then does she realize how cramped they’ve become. You sit in her workshop during Hell Week, sending a mellowing wave that relaxes her chaos in the form of a simple thumbs up. You make up for not being on the receiving end of her camera by setting up aesthetic dates for her to capture instead

• Velvette captures your chin, “You put up with a lotta my shit, Dollface. I’m not great at sharing credit, but I couldn’t have done this without you.”

“But I didn’t do anything?”

“You’re my muse, baby. Gimme the word and I can have you on a billboard tonight. Fuck Joanne, the raggetty bitch, I’ll bump her and have you up there for all of Hell to see!”

Your smile falters to a grimace, your eyes telling her what she already knows. Vel doesn’t get why you hate the limelight. This conversation always ends one way and if she hears you say one bad thing about yourself, she’ll tear out her hair. With a sigh, she tucks you back under her arm and kisses the crown of your head

“Fine. I didn’t wanna share you anyways.”

Your light laugh makes her smile again

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Val does everything in his power not to allow you to witness one of his volatile moments. He has a very specific image of you in his mind and to a looser extent, you do too. You’re not prim or naive that you don’t know what he does, but his violent tendencies are something else to behold. You’re too sweet, too pure to completely join his world

• It’s never bothered him before, seeing that look on someone’s face. The one where their eyes go wide in horror because they know exactly what comes next but there’s no telling what would happen if the pedestal Val put you on crumbled because you saw him grabbing a whore by the neck and using them as an ashtray

• Truly, no indulgence he’s ever sampled has come close to taking the edge off him like one of your hugs. Softer than angel wings and more intoxicating than any elixir, you’re euphoria trapped in a sinner’s body

• “I almost feel bad for keeping you to myself,” Val purrs in your ear. He’s been laying underneath you for six minutes and already the shittiness of the day evaporated, “I could bottle and sell you. Make everyone in Hell as happy as I am.”

A nervous, bitter laugh escapes you

“You wouldn’t make much money, Val.”

“I would make millions, corazón” He argues seriously, though he has no intention of sharing you

˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• The irony is lost on him; someone as soft as you could bring him, an Overlord, to succumb. Below the surface, he’s more insecure than he lets on. He’s perfected the mask of a charming show host, developed it so well that it bleeds into his personality. So much so, that you make him glitch when he gets an inkling of self doubt. Your gentleness makes him weak and it terrifies him, fills him with the urge to push you away but your arms are so inviting that he lets himself be cradled by them. How could he do anything but?

• Rare are the days where he actually feels tired but those are the days he seeks out your affections. To him, you’re safe. You won’t judge him, you don’t pry for details, you’d never tell him to suck it up

• Vox lets himself sink into the couch beside you, tapping your thigh with a claw to invite you to come closer. You never fail to accept and deliver exactly what he needs. It’s bizarre how you know what he needs when he doesn’t himself. Turning to straddle him, you rest your head on his chest and hug him impossibly closer

• “You’re tense today,” You comment quietly, giving him a comforting squeeze.

“Come with me to set for once, you’ll find out why.”

Nuzzling into his chest as if trying to find his nonexistent heartbeat, you replied, “Nah. Sounds like too much of a hassle.”

“Exactly why I need you there.”

“Promise not to bring me on air like you’re always threatening to?”

A dry cackle escapes as he keeps his gaze towards the ceiling. Vox has this fanatical plan that you two could be the power couple of Hell, outranking Lucifer and Lilith (and lasting twice as long) if you would just sit at the same desk as him, deliver news and playful banter that would knock 666 News down a couple thousand pegs. You were worried someone wouldn’t want to see your face, you’d make his ratings plummet, you’d ruin everything he worked so hard to build. He hates when you spiral like that.

“No.” Vox mumbles honestly.

He’d prove you wrong like he’s done everyone else, one way or another

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