#BUT PUMPED AF

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Technical Difficulties (Al/astor)

OK HERE IT IS Seriously the audio took me longer than I expected but rrrghhh I think it came out SWELL YUSS? I really had to push because I don't do a lot of fan voicing and I'm nervous but >.< I promised!! Enjoy!!

 Alastor lounges over his vibrant crescent desk, his planned skit stacked on the red wood. The Radio Demon leans languidly toward his scepter--the microphone now powering the studio, with his help of course.

He flicks a few switches and curls the knobs with pointed claws until the soothing whine licks his ears, making them shiver.

Yes. The good stuff. The correct method.

“Hm~” Alastor hums as he finishes gearing up the system. 

The display lights up and--go! 

“Welcome, welcome listeners! To another radio show! Today I’ve been sent a request--which I shall graciously grant. I hope you enjoy this gift. Aren’t I generous?”

The click of a switch marks the start of the queued song and Alastor begins to bob his head along. Mmm~ Not exactly what he would have picked, but it’s nice and jaunty. He shuts off his mic so no one can hear him as he flips through the stack of papers, planning out his next few songs. He grins when he sees the lineup.

Alastor rises, hands clasped behind his back, as he observes the new gear in his studio. He had to wait so long to see all of his new toys. Well, new to him. Technically these mechanisms aren’t new. He prefers it that way.

He skates past his neatly arranged desk, shoes clicking like ice cubes on the hard floor, until he pauses next to a bookshelf. A few tomes have been moved, one leaning against another, and a not so thin layer of dust (dust!) has formed over it. 

A snarl lifts under his nostril and he can feel the bubble of anger fizzing in his chest. He reaches to swipe across the top of the book and comes away with a disgusting clump. He growls with indignant offense. 

Who in all the visible hells is responsible for--

Snf!

Oh fucks no. Fucking hells no.

Alastor’s dark eyes jerk toward the still rolling song. His snarl stutters, causing the sound to fizz. Fuck fuck fuck.

He pinches his nose with his clean hand, cinching the air in his throat, “HX-٨ـﮩZz!” 

The song flutters and Alastor has more than one reason to punish whoever cleaned--or didn’t clean--the station before he came.

Forgetting all else, he picks  up speed, heading toward the gear and holding his hands above it, as if his magic could prevent it from further disturbance.

There. It’s fine. He just n-eeds t-to…

“H˚〰gk!” 

The song crackles, jumping forward by at least half a minute, “H’ZN٨ـﮩKw!” his teeth chit together and the static buzzes with new life. 

A violent hiss seethes from the Radio Demon as he threatens his nose with a violent smush to stamp out the tickle. Enough of that. 

The song finally ends and he glides back to his seat, voice trilling once more.

“Apologies, folks! Technical difficulties. But! I shall make it up to you, dear caller. I have quite a refined ear--makes for a good host, no? Let’s find some--h٨ـﮩhhh--something with a bit more punch, hm?” he ignores the pops from the speaker and flicks on the song. 

He knows he should be gracing his listeners with more of his voice, but first he has to deal with this goddamn dust. 

After one more sweep of the station, the Radio Demon finds five more patches of grime. Five! Filthier than a hellhound’s gullet, this is! 

Even movement as simple as turning around has him bumping into a shelf of old cobwebbed shelves, spitting granules of dust into the air. The air Alastor is breathing for fuckwave’s sake!

He cups his  nose and mouth with a claw as his eyes water. Muffled hitches warm his cheeks and spackle his fingers with moisture. 

“Hih٨ـﮩh-XZ٨ـﮩST!” 

Godfuckingdammit!

The song on the station warps and a bud of rage burns Alastor’s core. His breaths are beating against his chest, hungry to get free.

“Hh-hmn KZZ٨ـﮩZZH! H٨ـﮩH-FUCK! TZ٨ـﮩZH-IY!” 

Alastor stumbles back behind the desk, flicking switches and knobs. Only the clicks and plinks of the switches signify he’s done anything. His left hand covers his face in an attempt to muffle the crackling hitches, but they whine through the janky song regardless.

“H-ih! IH!” The waves bump and leap, Alastor’s fingers wobbling as he fights with himself while trying to regain control of the show. There’s a faint sound, the hint of leftover bandwidth. Then, “HY-X٨ـﮩZZH٨ـﮩH-Y٨ـﮩH!” 

A siren pop! The station whirrs, then lets out a final gasp before it loses the last dregs of power. 

Alastor freezes in the dark, now silent tower. He gives the switches another flaccid flick. 

Nothing’s working. Everything seems to have shorted out. His fist curls, shivering with barely concealed violence. 

Alastor rips his hand from his face and whirls to wrench the rotary phone from its cradle near the wall. Thank fucks for landlines. 

He dials, eyes black and heavy as he speaks into the phone’s shell.

“I want a new cleaner. Fire the other one.”

A pause. Then, “She sounds perfect. Send her over.” This one better be good.

He scoffs at the next question, “I really do not care what you do with the old cleaner.” He hesitates for a moment, his eyes crawling over the studio, his radio show cut before it even really began. His lips curl, shadows dancing and splitting behind his back. “Actually,” his voice crackles and blares down the line, “I do.”

#aiiihhhh I will be working on getting the radio voice better in the future #but liek #man that laugh was fun af to do #guhhh all of my words and braining went into doing this so i'll just leave this here on your doorstep like a cat #other fics coming later i just wanted to pump this out today #snzfic #snz wav #snz audio #zen audio #snz #snzblr #haz/bin #haz/bin ho/tel #hazbin snz #al/astor #al/astor snz #allergies #zen fanfic #snz kink

[vanessavixenx2]

Fishnet Friday, Tumblrverse! 🖤 Vv xo

#fishnet friday #mani pedi #sexy hosiery #legs in pantyhose #legs for days #curvy and cute #curvy #curvy mature #curvalicious #sweet and sexy #mature sexy #curvy af #curvy girls #canada #stilletto heels #peep toe pumps #peep toe heels

[pokeninjager-ghost-art]

Got a few batches of art fight attacks i did this year! Atomic X- @static-station Sam - @kaileedraws Francis - @iamabirdlion Luka[AKA cryptic worm dad] -@doodledrawsthings Vampire Sona - @shandzii

#artfight #af 2023 #team werewolves #artfight attack #man i pumped out so much stuff i actually broke out even on my attacks #time to lay down then catch up on commissions

[ichi-tan]

I'm probably gonna keep redoing the base sketch until I'm satisfied until moving onto the actual line art. Anyways, here's an update on my Squid boyfriend. I'm probably not going to keep him topless, but we shall see.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the emperor #illithid #dnd #i have so many ideas yet i'm stuck on one drawing lol #i wish i could pump these out faster #but truth be told i'm a lazy af artist #but still #i have a vision #and i'll make sure it happens

[stormoflina]

I have a minor surgery on Friday so if we produce any other result than a win against Everton, I might as well just ask the anaesthetist to give me a lil extra of the good stuff. Especially if we end up with a bald Dutch manager next season.

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

the only time my sibling and i really have older sibling and younger sibling energy is when i dye their hair. it heals something in my soul to blast them with cold water when we wash the dye out

#dyeing their hair today #pumped af. we’re doing a peekaboo look

[ohcinderbaby]

I guess we’ll never know…

#personal #me #dont mind me #selfie #chubby #but cute #ignore me #tattoos #ugh #blah #i miss you #cute #insulin pump #mirror selfie #chubby af #glasses #longing for you

[fanbynature]

the sweet memories of how excited i was when season 2 of sword af was announced vs me now being just - meh that the first episode is out

#maybe ill listen to it at some point in the future but idk dont have any pump for it #bro i cannot concentrate on only audio stories #IVE TRIED #sword af #sword af 2 #smosh

[stephaniejuhnay]

Oh baby, Theodore Lasso is BACK!!!!!! He said enough of the nonsense, we’re talking about HOPE, we’re talking about HEALING. Honeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

#I’m throwing my draws at him this final speech is sexy af and uplifting af and TED AF #biiiiiiitch #I am PUMPED #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #he would get so much [redacted] after that speech if I was there #‘yes coach’ nonstop #whew! #im sweatin yall 💀💀💀

[the-spooky-children]

Damn can't believe both of Skid's parents are hot af, and we haven't even seen the face of one of them

#skid got good genetics #both parents are hot af #and one of them may or may not be a demon #spooky month #skid and pump #skid #sm skid #shitpost #sm lila #lila #sm Skid's dad #Skid's dad #random

[troublewithangels]

obsessed w this look fr

#the vibes of this photo omg the gritty nyc the pure late 70s boho dress the aviators (?) the cute af pumps i canNOT deal

[placesyoucallhome]

I've seen a lot of people excited about 2 dye channels, but what pieces are you the most excited about hopefully getting two colors on?

#ffxiv #ff14 #I need frontier pumps and the adventuring sweater to have two dye channels #I want frontier pumps without the red sections #and to dye the sweater and scarf separately on the adventuring sweater #anything with undyable metal needs to let me change it to gold! #I remember raging about the 80 af dnc gear being blue/pink no matter what you dyed it too ew

[svampira]

this is literally self harm

#ofc im just laying down the colors it might be marginally better by the end.... but thats not guaranteed #its for an af attack😭 im trying to get out of my comfort zone but damn i could be pumping out portraits like last year #also the pic i chose doesnt fit the style im trying to study but i challenge you to find a southern italian village street that isn't chaos