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inkskinned · 1 year

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"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom''#''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :(#also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw)#also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe''#and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep.#like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like.#if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!!#i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

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strawberryteabunny · 1 month

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package arrived ໒꒰ྀི∗ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷∗꒱ྀིა ⑅˚˖ ♥︎

#lolita fashion #egl fashion #classic lolita #sweet lolita #oldschool lolita #mine #not pictures: 3 boxes of tea lol #this was the ‘socks and paper goods’ package SO many socks #the la Luice bunny is so freaking cute I’d die for you ciel chan #the AP crochet strawberry stuff is so cute!! the strawberry lace is so nice on it too omg #also can’t believe I found the snow strawberry tights in black and cream at almost the same time too what a stroke of luck

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hallowclave · 1 month

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Small but knowing wxs

#project sekai #tsukasa tenma #emu otori #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #wonderlands x showtime #my art #u can tell who got drawn first and who got drawn last that’s all I’m saying #based on their initial unit outfits but with many creative liberties taken #tsukasa was a pain in the ass bc his outfit is boring but I mainly focused on his gay little Diamond belt #originally his costume was darker hence the dark outlines but it didn’t read as his initial costume so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#emu got stripes bc 1 her sock 2 her dress skirt. had to include the orange and red in her hat tho lesbian dress reigns supreme #nene got polka dots bc they’re cute that’s it #& rui I just had fun with #oh their makeup is based on their world link card suits 👍🏻 does not read well w the hair but what can u do #one day I won’t draw super tiny on a canvas that is normal sized and have to do the crop of shame #but it is not today #one day I will also make a serious drawing again probably but I am lazy

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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yeah so i'm falling for @weevmo's Guys... they're so neat! i dig their vibes and can't wait to see what Corduroy Stew is all about <3

#fuckkkkk theyre so SHAPED!!!#i can feel myself getting So attached #if anything happens to them... i will simultaneously wail and cheer #nimrod is so cute. nimmy. the nimster. id love to toss birdseed on the ground for him to peck at. pigeon coded tiny man #lulu being a sock puppet trainer THATS SUCH A NEAT IDEA ARE YOU KIDDING IM OBSESSED #now im curious as to if sock puppets are like Animals or if they're as sapient as the others...#but yes im already looking directly at lulu she seems Fun as fuck #oughhhhh and wb. listen. Listen. im a sucker for handsome Head Empty characters and he seems like one of those #i also like characters with many hidden internal problems and wb seems like one of those too <3 #i hear that the three of them are siblings and that is Such catnip to me...#scribble garnish #dont know what else to tag this as! huh!#BUT YEAH THIS ALL SEEMS NEAT THEYRE COOL i Will be following this project to see where it goes #so far it has great characters a sprinkling of Intrigue bomb art (which. ofc it does its weevmo cmon guys)#and a neat song that i sweAR TO FUCK REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR DAYS #the jingle is just vaguely familiar enough to make me Writhe in the agony of Unknown Knowns #but yes! i hope you all go check out weevmo's blog if you havent already! Good Stuff All Around!!

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barmy-demon · 16 days

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Have I resentky only been drawing jonny fanart, yes but you know what-

You can’t stop me >:}

#the mechanisms #art #jonny d'ville #the mechs #doodle #meme #funny memes #canabalism #maybe?#does it don’t if he’s not human #nastya rasputina #Nastya put her brother in sock jail #he’s been in so many jails

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hotcinnamonsunset · 1 year

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simply ✨radishing✨

#knitting #knitblr #the pattern is rad radish socks on ravelry…and yeah! these radishes are rad!#wip #tbh they’re giving me so many sock ideas I’ve just gotta follow through…#anyways three cheers for radish puns!

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tabbi-mysteries · 6 months

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Episodes 1-500 Mouri Ran's Wardrobe!

+ Films 1-11 & OVAs 1-8

(better quality images under the cut)

Wow what an update! This took a while because uh she does not rewear her outfits very often in this segment of the show, still it was fascinating to see how the style of clothes changes over this time period. Also new to this update I went through and added the smol Ran's that have appeared that I skipped over before :)

This project has been a lot of fun and I intend to continue so they'll be more to come in the future too. In the meantime I want to know people's favourites! (Or least favourites are fun too) let me know in the comments/tags!

As a final P.S I've learnt that some of her merch/promo looks are unique and I was wondering if anyone knows if there's any archive or something of references of those cause some of those are really cute and I'd like to include them.

#dcmk #detective conan #mouri ran #detco #case closed #my art #ran #okay so maybe technically this could be called 1-495 or 1-504 because she doesn't appear for a while in that arc but uh 1-500 sounds neater #I gave each outfit it's own number to make referencing them easier but i worry I maybe now have too many numbers and it looks cluttered?#opinions on that too would be great pls #usual disclaimer regarding details/colours/shoes etc. where references where difficult and I took my best guess #personal favs include 484 skisuit absolutly adorable with those pompoms on the hat #also outfit 399 is super cute shame she only wears that for a short while #finally gotta mention the amazing 407 panda onesie obviously a winner #least favs include 475 why are those trousers under the dress???#463's jacket is great but the episode ends on a reveal of her shoes and socks and I was... surprised #442's collar is weird too

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risetherivermoon · 7 months

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barty is a mamas boy with major daddy issues *drops mic*

#i have so many thoughts abt bartys relationship with his mother yall have no idea #and his relationship w/ Snr...like the crouch family is so interesting to meeeee #i could write an essay abt them #i need more barty angst #i beg #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch junior #barty crouch sr #bartemius crouch senior #mrs crouch #the crouch family #me rambling #socks drafts

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canisalbus · 3 months

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I could not stop thinking about the socks of Machete, so adorable 😭✨️ it's giving Cinderella but make it cosy

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#ah his socks! ;_;#he looks so proud of his socks #now I regret not drawing the cockroach thing in color because I keep thinking of him wearing #various thick and uncharacteristically colorful socks but only at home #he's still allergic to color otherwise but has just so many flashy socks #some of them hand knitted #your clean and steady lineart is so easy on the eyes #he looks terribly cute in your style #the floofy head and the teensy hands and teet #thank you! now I'll be thinking of this whenever I draw him and his socks #gift art #liliumelefen #own characters #Machete #Cinderella but make it cosy

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foamloam · 1 year

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Spock y gato

#tbh the toughest part of this was deciding if Spock would wear socks to bed or not #I decided not because tbh I don’t like to wear socks to bed #shirt lore: I think Kirk gets gifted like tourist shirts from other plants sometimes and he has so many he gives a few to Spock #I think I’ll make more spock and cat drawings #Star Trek #startrek #spock #spock Star Trek #spock my winkle #spock fanart #Star Trek fanart #also people should make spock greener I want a GREEN alien I want a GREEN GUY #spock y gato #loamsart

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strawberryteabunny · 3 months

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#lolita fashion #innocent world #metamorphose temps de fille #cottagecore #cottagecore fashion #dollcore #mine #pink + green roses is one of my favorite color combos ever I think #iconic it’s in so many rococo paintings #you know it’s good when mme de pompadour wore it #Dress: IW rose scallop frill Bloomers: Meta cotton dolly drawers Socks: Meta #the bedspread is vintage

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imthursdaysyme · 2 months

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Wanna do one of those character stripping things but it starts with Steve in winter clothes and it goes on so long and he takes one sock off to reveal he was wearing two socks cause he was cold and it'll go for so long everyone will be so sick of me he won't even get shirtless

Do one for robin and and her pale ass is out in the open in like. One go. Her shirt’s still on. She's like I didn't know there was an order to this. And Steves like why tf were you wearing a thong under xxl basketball shorts. And she's like idk man it's just the vibes

((The vibes are Nancy loosing her shit when robin goes full early 2000s thong over the hip bones but with basketball shorts so big on her the go past her knees))

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