#BUT UNNATURAL IN THW BAD WAY NOT IN THE WAY

[the-acid-pear]

Goddd i miss reading fanfic so much

#IM GONNA MAKE THIS PERSON I HATE HOLD MY DICK WHILE I PEE #luly talks #prison break fanfics were legitimately SO FUCKING FUNNT #they were full of gems #then i read many vikings fanfics but i didn't like those as much #me saying i didnt want to fuck ivar was a running gag with my bf for a while #bc there were so many ivar x reader fics. SO MANY. #and then i read money heist fics and they were... fine #kinda bad idk man they were just that #never a fan of berlin nor palermo so #they just felt unnatural #BUT UNNATURAL IN THW BAD WAY NOT IN THE WAY #YOU GUYS I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW FUCKING GOD PRISON BREAK FANFICS WERE #man i miss watching thta show............

[odissey061]

A/N: I know that I already told you this, but I burst with happiness that you liked my headcanon❤. The purpose was making her a technician, but...

link of the masterlist if you want to request something. (Come on, an ikemen is winking to you as invitation u.u)

ODA FORCES

Nobunaga

Nobunaga's mind it's not narrowed like the other men from that time: he has never see you as stupid just because you were a woman, but when he sees what you are able to do he's speechless.

A day he discoveres your projects about machines used in war and he thought they were amazing.

After speaking with you and asking how did they work, he gives you the task to continue to create more of those

Every time the warlords talk about which strategy it's better to adapt in the next war, you speak about which machine is the best

In the end you become a strategist and the warlords fully trust your decisions

Hideyoshi

He's astonished when you show him your newest creation: a tea set.

He's really amazed by your dexterity in manual things and a day he asks you to show him how you do it.

y/n, since it's safe and it can't harm you, I allow you to use it

He tries to use the lathe to do a pot, but he miserably fails. Refuse to give up and he keeps using it until he can do it.

He really loves the feeling of your hands on his as you guide him in the passages.

This may become his favorite hobby

Imagine the expressions of the warlords when he goes in a war council with thw hands filthy of clay XD

Masamune

"Close your eye, Masamune" you tweet satisfied, "Why? Have you got some surprise for me, kitten?" he asks and you chuckles.

When he opens them, he's surprised what you have done. "What are these? Glasses? I have already seen them on your nerdy friend, Sasuke"

You nod:"Exactly, these are glasses. Since you can see only from one of your eyes, your sight is really bad: usually, people like you have a lot of difficulties even to pour wine in a glass. I know this isn't much, but I'm sure these will help you".

This boy is surprised: he has never thought you were able to reproduce something from your period in Sengoku Era, but he's really grateful for your efforts to help him.

Mitsuhide

He's not pleased when he notices that you are neglecting him, so he bursts in your room to demand an explanation for your behaviour.

He's quite perplexed when he sees the multitude of tools on the ground. He questions what are you doing and you explain that you are trying to create Bluetooth headphones so that he can communicate much faster with his retainer in case of danger.

"Bluewhat?" He doesn't understand what you mean, but then chuckles at your useless efforts. "Little one, you can't create a blue-that-thing here without the necessary technology"

He kisses you. Of course, he's happy and grateful that you want to help him with his job and he's touched. He's so proud to have someone like you in his life.

"I fear the technology from your time it's too advanced for us. If you really want to help me, why don't you spend the next days and night with me?" he proposes and he doesn't let you the time to answer that his lips are already on yours.

Useless to say, the time spent with him is much more satisfying and arousing that fight with the poor technology of the Sengoku period.

Ieyasu

The way this porcupine discover about your ability is somehow epic. He finds his desk full of letters from women who asks to meet you.

He looks after to you and when he sees you he's really surprised: there is an endless queue of women and you hold in your hand a thing he has never seen in his life.

"What is this?" he wonders and you smile sadistically:"It's a hair straightener and it comes from my hometown. Would you like yo try?".

This boy, don't know what could go wrong, nods and you pass the hair straightener on a thick bang. He understands his mistake only after he sees his messy hair tamed in an unnaturally straight shape.

In a mysterious way, you manage to convince him to stay still as you use it on his fuzzy hair.

When he finds out that his precious hair is ruined in this way, he's too shocked to yell at you. Every time I imagine yasu with straight hair, I laugh for minutes without catching breathe. For the ladies gathered in the garden, the sight of seeing their lord running away with the hands in the hair is too shocking, so they feign that that episode never happened.

That night, when you sleep with him, Ieyasu is pouty and refuses to cuddle with you. He's still upset from the afternoon and it takes a while for you explaining that it's not permanent and in a couple of days they will be as messy as usual.

In the next war council Mitsuhide will tease him about this XD

Mitsunari

He discoveries your abilities when you two are walking together in Azuchi's street.

A boy is crying because his favorite toy is broken. Nobody cares about it and they don't give any attention.

You stop by and you ask if he let you see it and he nods, so you examine the broken object and you wonder to Mitsunari if he can buy you specific tools.

He's confused because he doesn't understand what you want to do, but he listens to your request and after minutes he's back with what you asked for.

He gazes amazed as you, in a couple of minutes, repairing that toy that seemed impossible to fix. "You are incredible, y/n, can you teach me how to do?" he asks.

You are going to say yes, but then you remember about how clumsy he's and you quicky turn him down, legitly fearing for his safety.

Ranmaru

When you find out that Ranmaru loves perfumes, you know what present to give him for his birthday.

Talking with Sasuke, you learn that perfumes in Sengoku are really different from what you mean: they use incenses. But you don't give up and you are sure that the acknowledge of the present, you'll manage to create something similar.

You try and try different combinations of flowers and smelling herbs until you create the perfect misture.

You give your present, explaining how did it and he's really amazed by your abilities: he looks like a puppy wagging the tail.

And of course he will ask you to match your perfume as well.

UESUGI-TAKEDA

Kenshin

When Kenshin finds out you are a capable gunsmith specialized in the production of swords, his reactions are two: 1) It looks like Echigo has a goddess of war, 2) I'm ready to destroy anything that harm you.

At first he's shocked because in his life he had never seen someone like you and his mentality "women must be protected" crumbles. It takes time, but in the end he accepts you and let you continue with your job.

Generally, he's really proud of you and very often he lets you handle his sword.

When he sees you at work for the first time, he casually walks in you and stays with you for a while. His excuse is that he misses you, but in truth he wants to be sure that you don't harm yourself.

If you are good enough, his visits decrease both in time and in frequency. But if you are even a little clumsy and you scratch with a blade, he confiscates your tools and good luck to convince him to let you work again. You may ask Sasuke to help, but don't take for granted that he will do it.

Shingen

Very similar to Mitsunari, he discovers your abilities as you fix something. The carillon he gave you is broken and it doesn't play music anymore.

You decide to repair it by yourself since Shingen is really busy with matters regarding the rebuilt of his domain and he walks in as you are working.

You explain to him that his present is broken and you are fixing it by yourself because you didn't want disturb him

At first, Shingen is lowkey worried that his goddess is going to hurt her beautiful hands, so he asks you to advise him the next time.

But when he notices your skills and your confidence, stop to worry and wonders if you are willing to help him.

Yukimura

Yukimura feels low-key inferior since both you and his best friends are genii, but he supports you.

A day when you are seriously hurt due to a tool you were using, this tactless boar says:"Why you can't behave just like the other women?". He's really worried that you might be injured again and he doesn't mean anything offensive, but you are offended.

Talking with Sasuke he understands his horrible mistake and doesn't stop asking for forgiveness until you forgive him.

From now on he will be more careful with his words and if someone accuses you to be a witch, he's ready to unsheathe his spear and defend you.

Very often you are in the same room: you work on your projects and he's focused on his tasks, but he's happy he can be with you.

Sasuke

You found your match in the past with him. When Sasuke discovers you are skilled as much as him he's really surprised because he thought he was only one able to create stuff from his time.

You tell each other how you made some certain objects and you confront your ideas.

You help in his ninja job adding some extras to his weapons for example a shuriken that has recorded a kiss. Obviously, he will never use it, but he's glad to bring it with him

Very often you challenge the other to discover who is the best between you two and every time nobody can't say whi the winner is.

Together you'll probably create wifi and a way to recharge your phone :p

He's low-key worried that Kenshin may develop an interest in you and may challenge you to fight with him.

Historians will be super confused about why objects that are supposed to belong to the modern time, were used in the Sengoku Period.

Yoshimoto

Yoshimoto is surprised when he sees you carving the wood and he asks what are you doing. "A thumbnail of my country" you answer with a bit of sadness.

You previously told him that if you go back, then you can't return there. He can understand what you feel and he's grateful that you chose to stay with him.

He touches the wood and his fingertips can feel the small windows of the skyscrapers and light poles. "I have never seen this kind of sculpture and the architecture in Japan" he says.

You tense a little and he stops for a while, waiting for your explanation, but when it doesn't come, he continues his speech:"It's the first time for me yet I can see how good you are in this".

He leaves a slight kiss on the temple. "I impatiently wait for its end, so that I can fully admire it". He awaits also that you tell him from where you came from

THE LONE FORCES

Motonari

You are fighting with one of the pirates of the crew. After the last battle, the cannons and part of the deck are damaged and everyone is busy in esteeming the extent.

Having always developt an interest in naval artillery, you analyze them and you discover that the their caliber is completely busted.

You sustain that the speedy and the efficiency of the cannonballs is decreased by a lot, but that man saying you are wrong, even when you show him your calculations.

From a simple fight, the discussion degenerates quickly and you both are ready to throw hands when Motonari intervenes.

He listens to both your reasons and, after thinking, he understands you are right. "baka, don't contradict my girlfriend anymore because she's always right"

He's really surprised by your cleverness and he's very proud of you. Since then, you talk a lot about strategies and weapons.

This can create tension between you two if a day you are going to fight against the Oda forces, since you refuse to help him to destroy your friends.

Kennyo

When it's winter, the animals that live close to Kennyo's hideout, really suffer the cold and a lot of them die. He's really sad, but he can't do anything but chant sutras for their souls.

A day he discovers that someone is building something close to his refuge and he really hope that they aren't neighbors.

A day he sees that that someone is a girl and she's building a shelter for the animals during the winter.

He's really touched by your kind gesture and wants to help you. Every time you meet, after work, he invites you in his home and offers you a cup of tea. Really soon you become friends and Kennyo he's really glad that in the world pure soul like yours still exsist.

Until a day he comes to know you are Nobunaga's Chatelain... he's really heartbroken and his first thought is that you fouled him so that he could lower his guard around you.

So a day you come to work to the shelter, he kidnaps you to use you as a tool for his revenge and interrogates you about why you became close to him.

As I wrote this, another idea came in my mind: he falls in love with you for your pure soul and when he discovers your true identity he kidnaps you so that Nobunaga and the others can't dirty you. Yandere Kennyo.

#nobunaga oda #ikesen hideyoshi #ikesen mitsunari #Ikesen Mitsuhide #ikesen ieyasu #ikesen masamune #ikesen ranmaru #ikesen kenshin #ikesen shingen #ikesen yukimura #ikesen sasuke #ikesen yoshimoto #ikesen motonari #ikesen kennyo #ikesen headcanon

[teddy-feathers]

Things I noticed about MLP FIM while listening to it at work

Started at the beginning but i think Ive watched like the first two session before?

Spike, the dragon, was hatched by Twilight Sparkle's magic. But he actually says "youre not my mommy" kind of implying that Twilight's parents adopted him... But in the human movies... Spike is a dog? Wtfo? Why isn't he her adopted annoying little bro? Especially when she latter gets a pet owl and that the series makes a distinct seperation of sentient ponyfolk and actual animals, however intelligent.

Pinkie Pie's grandma taught her the song about laughing at the scary things to make them not seem scary. But in a flash back of how Pinkie got her cutie mark her family was dower like rock farmers or something right? So did her grandmothers death devastate the family until one day Pinkie Pie remembered how to have a good time? Or was Grandma Pie considered like the crazy old lady of the family amd no one undnerstood her the way people often dissmiss Pinkie's shenanigans?

Rarity was dared to be in the next rodeo - Apple Jack was dared to not be. They're both stubbron and honorable in their own ways and I'd really like to see Apple Jack gussied up cheering on Rarity after she like trained her on some stuff.

Fluttershy hearing spikes whole life story. His WHOLE life story. How is he NOT human-Twilight's tag along little brother with whom they actually have a great relationship despite their banter occationally suggesting otherwise? And he REALLY looks up to her and defends her which is cool.

Rainbow Dash and the flower allergy thing. Her wings are on upside down and she keeps crashing into things. Shes constantly pushing herself normally for fun but also because shes got a chip on her shoulder a mile wide amd feels the need to prove something constantly right? But in that scence Spike laughs at them all amd calls her Rainbow Crash - a title later given mockingly to her by some bullies because she wasn't a great flyer at first right? So do you suppose that gave her babd memories and further drove home some of her pre existing issues?

Where DOES Zecora come from? Whats it like there. Hell whats the world like over all?

Pinkie pie the royal taste tester should be a thing. Contrary wise: Spike ate those muffins that poisoned the town so maybe baby dragons are durable as hell and if theres an ACTUAL threat he should be called upon to serve.

In the episide Rainbow Dash's Griffin friend comes to visit, Rainbow calls Pinkie Pie her gal pal and the Griffin proceeds to get jealous. However when referring to her friends as a group she says old friends and new friends. Which if you ship it could denote a special significance to their friendship in particular, though honestly I'm just happy she aknowledged Pinkie wasn't actually annoying and that shesa morw than happy to be friends with her.

Spikes last crush. At thw beginning he had a gift for a capital pony who had a name but I forgot. But then he gets a crush on rarity and never shakes from it as far as I remember. I wonder what introducing the old crush back into the mix for an episode would be like you know?

Pinkie pie the one pony band. Pinkie Pie the props pony. Pinkie pie the ice skater. I swear this girl would be in ever extracurricular and have a GREAT college resume.

Weather is organized and planned. Who does that. Is there a commity? And do they take into account the larger global scale of things and communicate with other communities to coordinate? And their horror that weather and nature regulate itself in the forest - is there a reason? Is it a bad thing or is it just not the way things have always been amd thats why it seems unnatural?

A couple of times someone will mention that theyre all five of eachothers best friends and I picture this conversation happinging. "You cant have five best friends" "YOU TAKE THAT BACK"

It only happens sin one episode that Ive noticed but when everyone is yelling pinkie pie just starts talking about something else and I like to think that she uses these times to vent about EVERYTHING shes upset about because she has no other real outlets

There IS a capability difference between the three (four but we're not there yet though quick question IS interbreeding possible? Is dating across types like a thing or no?) types of ponies and there IS a race issue that comes up sometimes because of that. Kinda want to save that thought process for when I get to that founding of (equestria? Ponyville? Idk) episode though cause they cover it I think.

Whelp. Thats the first 11 episodes and now I'm off. Much better then music and ive seen it so no real concentration to it amd its a kids cartoon so if you toon out and come back to it, its usually easy to catch up. Maybe I could do podcasts this way too?

#my litte pony friendship is magic