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hofudlaus · 10 months
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also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat
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murasaki-cha · 7 months
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I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book
Because movie Percy's like:
Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~
Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there
Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go
Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:
Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!
Percy:.....
Percy: something's horribly wrong
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mushramoo · 6 months
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same energy
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cupcakeslushie · 4 months
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EW Leo’s sense of humor may be rare, but it’s bad when it does show up
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whatthefuxkkk · 25 days
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Can we get less out of character romantic radioapple and more they both like dad jokes and are insane friends radioapple
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spitblaze · 1 year
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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way
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cheddar-baby · 1 year
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babish bigot embarrassment
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kenchann · 1 month
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scratch
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gleafer · 3 months
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@goodomensafterdark Ineffable Smut War contribution #I lost count!
“THERE’S NO “I” IN EFFORT”
Part 1) Gentlemen-ish Caller
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When this gets proper saucy, as all good Rom Coms do (a la Forgetting Sara Marshal😍) those pages will be unedited on my Patreon for those who are interested!
HAPPY SMUT WARRING!
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harveyguillensource · 11 months
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Harvey’s the cover star of EW’s 2023 Pride issue! Check out his interview at the source link!
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me in me and my friends zombie apocalypse AU! original tempelate
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attex · 10 months
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people say everyone is autistic nowadays cuz its a trend for attention are wrong and people who say its actually because autism is simply gaining more awareness thus making people realize theyre autistic are also wrong . everyone is autistic now because whenever i meet someone i blast them with an energy beam that turns them autistic
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soaptaculart · 2 months
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Um I like Dungeon Meshi. Btw
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inkskinned · 8 months
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did you really let them ruin that for you?
when i was younger i worked on a farm for 3 years. during late july and august we would have unfettered access to the strawberry plots. they were all warm and ripe and fresh. i think i ate a pound of dirt back then. i think i picked enough seeds out of my teeth to build a temple. the summer hours are long; i'd come home with the bruising stain of juice running in a seam along my cheeks and fingers and jaw.
why didn't you protect your precious things from other people? you knew this could happen.
i can't eat strawberries from the store anymore, they don't taste right. something about the florescent lights and the chill of them and the way they are absent from the vine. they feel bleached and bland, a wasted party dress. i watch other people eat strawberries and miss enjoying them. none of the store-bought strawberries will have mold or bugs, okay. they will be big and bright red and perfectly shaped. but they are not the ugly and real strawberries of my summer, awarded by the soil and the hot sun up ahead and hours spent crouched, plucking.
i didn't mean to let it get ruined. i wish it hadn't been. i miss having it. but i came back to it afterward and it just wasn't the same as it had been. i know love is never wasted. but it feels like - love did this. it's not that i never loved it, you know? it's that i did.
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cupcakeslushie · 27 days
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Finally getting ideas again!
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buttersteps · 2 months
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oh
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