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#Babs is a Led Zeppelin fan
deceivrmm · 3 years
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random south park headcanon time bitches
Kenny is a big old music fan. When he’d be in a car, he’d always request that an Classic Hits station would be played. He remembers a lot of old songs because he’d hear a lot of them all the time on repeats; the Michael Jacksons and the Led Zeppelins, all that. His favorite artists are Fleetwood Mac and Pink Floyd and he’s even gotten vinyls of WYWH and Rumours even though he doesn’t have a record player.
When Craig saw Tweek pulling out of his hair, he was actually worried for him because he might’ve gotten cancer. He has 3 replica wigs of Tweek’s hair just in case.
Stan relates to Nick Drake. End of headcanon. Fuck yeah.
the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset is still being bought and sold to kids to this day. Because why not?
Tweek wanted to learn the piano because he remembered being calm when listening to an Elton John song. He thinks it was Rocket Man.
Tweek freaked the fuck out the first time he listened to Tomorrow Never Knows by the Beatles. I guess him and George have something in common.
After Bab and Clyde had a “hang out” in the closet, Bab was given the nickname “Babyfingers”. You can discover why.
Cartman calms down after his 11th birthday by taking antidepressants. Actually, he was forced to. Kyle wanted to say that he calmed down and said nothing really bad for a while because he was trying to get on his good side.
PC Principal wasn’t really that “PC” before he came to South Park. He probably wrote a bunch of antisemitic stuff on 4chan before he got to South Park. (HEY TREY AND MATT MAKE A FUCKING EPISODE ABOUT THIS HC PLEASEEEEEE)
PC Principal is also an FIB agent, but don’t tell him that.
FBI*
Stuart & Carol McCormick are the most likely parents to divorce in South Park. That’ll be pretty fucked up to say the least.
Clyde is the shortest kid in class by a mile. Even Timmy is taller.
When Stan once had an anxiety attack because he said he couldn’t finish a test and it was for a class that he really enjoyed, Kyle decided it would be a good idea to hold Stan’s hand and rub the palm. It was pretty gay. It was so gay in fact, that even the gay gods weren’t able to contain that much gay.
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