I was in my bank trying to apply for a loan. The bank teller handed me a paper and told me that the cops were surrounding the bank and were going to arrest me for being a bad driver. I had to sign the paper to admit I was a bad driver. I then told the banker, "I don't have to do that. This is a dream." Then I woke up.
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Some dumb bitch came over on me and Milo while driving down a highway. I had to swerve almost into a barricade and she just kept on coming over and drove on like nothing happened. 😡
Meanwhile all the shit in the car went flying and Milo was upset 🤬🤬 Grrrrrrr
Anyways! We’re chillin in our undies on the couch and safe now 🥰
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Soft launching some silly bumper sticker designs! They're all available on my RedBubble in my bio! 🤠
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Sometimes you meet persons that park like an idiot. And it's good to remind them so others will not experience the same. Here's a printable for that.
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Just found out while looking for something else in my insta archive that I got my drivers license 2 years ago??? I still don’t know how that happened I’m a shit driver. But 2 years I’ve had it for two years and I’ve only wrecked and totaled my vehicle once
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I really want to know how far he got before he realized.
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Danny meets the batfam by crashing his car
So danny was going for his driving lisense, and it turns out he has inherited his farthers lack of driving skills
So he wanted to get better at driving
But to practice he needed to actually drive
Aaaaaannnnddddd
No one in amity park will let another fenton drive without a full lisenclse and proof that their a better driver than jack
So sam, tucker, jazz and danny go to some city with high crime rate so him crashing and driving like a lunatic wont stand out too bad
Well 2 hours later and sam and tucker making appointments with a heart doctor and danny is a little better
They were talking about food when danny made a wrong turn and crashed through a wall
When they all looked up they saw a group of furries being held at gun point and screaming and a guy with a red bucket on his head cursing and waving guns at them
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They all look at eachother
Back to the furries
Back to eachother
And then cheif furry stepped foreword and was about to say something when danny paniced
He put the thing in reverse floored out, put it back into drive and turning so fast he flipped the car, once the car was right again he reversed into another wall of the building and then used the ecto-charge fearure on the car to activate the ectoplasm in the engine and floor it faster then the flash
He's sure this wont backfire
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