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sugas6thtooth · 5 months
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Food from the beautiful culture of the Palestinians🇵🇸🍉!! This genocide must end! Their lives and culture must be preserved!!
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sourlemonadez · 3 months
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cake batter goes boom and then splat
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buf309 · 1 year
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A 100% wish fulfillment ❤️‍🩹 (a type of lie in a sense) for the Twiyor/Loidyor fandom.
Happy April Fool's Day 😌
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Partly inspired by this post by @shinybluebirdwizard and @mika213, especially the “Twiyor is a lil slow dinky boat that upgrades over time” part.
The Musebunny(TM) saw it, then lovingly dropkicked me on the head with this idea.
Thanks again to all my friends who were both the test subjects and proofreaders for my elaborate shitposting 🫡 You guys are awesome ❤️❤️❤️
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tornado1992 · 2 months
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Babyfied Tails not crying no matter how hungry or sick he’d be because when he was an actual toddler he learned that if he cried no one would come to help him, his cries would only attract the people who wanted to hurt him.
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celluloidbroomcloset · 4 months
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"Stede wanted to be a pirate and now he's not going to be one, which is bad."
Did he really want to be a pirate? Stede wanted to be a storybook pirate; he wanted to be the pirate in his games and his imagination, who had swashbuckling adventures. The entire first season deals with him learning what piracy really is. He sees what it has done to Ed, quite literally history's greatest pirate, within the first half hour of their meeting. Most of the fun he has, has nothing to do with actual piracy - it's playing games with his crew, going on treasure hunts with Ed, putting on plays. He likes making up plans, but he doesn't like actual piracy. When he accidentally kills a man, it horrifies him and haunts him, and continues to until the end of the season. He goes to therapy about it.
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Into Season 2, the entire point of Stede's piracy is still not piracy. It's to get back to Ed. Stede's fantasy in the beginning is about being the storybook pirate who defeats the villain and runs across the beach to his one true love, who isn't mad at him and never was. It's a fairytale. And even there, reality is creeping in - dream-Izzy tells him, "I didn't make you leave him. You did that yourself." The reality is that Ed has gone into a suicidal spiral, and Stede finds him mostly dead.
The one time that Stede becomes a "real pirate" in the real world, it goes to his head, but it's not even because of his love of piracy. It's because he's suddenly popular. People are buying him drinks and clapping him on the back. No one's calling him "Steve." No one's making fun of him. And still, the only thing he wants to do when he does something cool is go tell Ed about it.
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And even then...it's hollow. Everyone around him are sycophants. Ed has left him. His crew are suddenly leaving him. It all ends with him getting his ass kicked by a real pirate. He didn't even like doing the thing that made him popular; he kills Ned Low and runs off to hide. The whole sequence at Jackie'z is a mirror of the sequence at the pub when he goes home - everyone thinks he's cool, but for none of the reasons that are authentic to who he is or what he really wants.
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Stede wanted a family who loved him. He wanted friends who liked him for him. He wanted someone to play with. He wanted to marry for love. And he has all those things at the end.
He's not a pirate. He's not having second thoughts.
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I'm not sure why this is hard to see.
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softchouli · 10 months
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thatsbelievable · 11 months
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wyvernslovecake · 7 days
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Monty: *stirring in his bed, then getting up to open the window to smile outside* I see you! 😁 You've been playing hide-and-seek with me all day!
Law: *stepping out of the shadows* Apparently not as well as I'd hoped if you found me so easily.
Monty: You're silly trying to do both at once!
Law: Still perceptive then...
Monty: What's persimmon? You're weird.
Law: Let me ask you something. Do you know who I am?
Monty: *nodding* You're the guy I dream about sometimes. The one who's mad at the whole world.
Law: So you know my name too?
Monty: It's Law!
Law: Just Law?
Monty: Trafalgar Law.
Law: And what would you think if there was a D added to that name?
Monty: No, your name doesn't work with a D. Where would you even put it? Would your name be Dlaw? Or Lawd? Or Tradfalgar? Datrafler? 🤨
Law: He may have been created before Doflamingo found out, so I shouldn't be surprised he didn't know about me having the initial. Even so, that should have gotten some kind of response. Doflamingo's hatred for the D clan runs deep. He and Cora knew it's significance from a young age. So why isn't this boy reacting? He should be chomping at the bit to attack me. Maybe he's lying to throw me off?
Monty: Your face still looks angry and your hat's still fluffy but you've gotten taller.
Law: *startled out of his thoughts* Yeah, things have changed over time. Take this island. It's not allied with the World Government and pirate attacks used to be pretty frequent, but recently they've dwindled to almost nothing. You have any idea why that is?
Monty: It's meeeeee! 😃 I keep all the bad pirates away with my strings!
Law: That right? You must be pretty fond of this place.
Monty: Uh-huh! I like it here!
Law: And just how long are you planning on staying?
Monty: Forever and ever!
Law: You sure? It's a pretty average island. Not very fancy, and the people here might not want to do what you want all the time.
Monty: No, it's great! See that thing on the roof? That's a gutter! You're a pirate so I bet you don't know what gutters are! They go on your house and make the water run down when it rains and it goes into a barrel, and when there's no rain leafs fall in it and you can toss them all over the place! 😃
Law: What does that have to do with-
Monty: See those flowers? I helped Mommy plant them yesterday. I rubbed mud all over my tummy and ran off with the hose and she had to chase me! 😆
Law: You have a very loose definition of "help".
Monty: Daddy's taking me fishing tomorrow! He says we might not catch anything, but I'm gonna catch lots of fish! I'm gonna catch a tuna and an octopus and some shrimp! Shrimps are my favorite because they're pink and... pink...😕
Law: *hesitantly reaching for Kikoku*
Monty: Wait here! *goes further into his room and brings back a drawing* Here.
Law: Look, I don't have time for...*stunned into silence*
Monty: *holding out the drawing of a tall blonde man covered in hearts* It's the Heart Man. I drew him today when I realized you were nearby. I don't like dreaming about him because he makes me scared and sad and mad, but I know you like him. So this is for you.
Law: *very slowly taking the drawing and staring at it for a long time*
Monty: Do you like it?
Law: Be honest with me. Are there any strings attached with this?
Monty: No, I only used crayon. So do you like it or not?
Law: Yeah. Looks just like him. *tucking the drawing into his coat* You should get back to bed. Big day of fishing tomorrow, right?
Monty: *big yawn* Not tired.
Law: Guess you are a bad liar then. *turns away* And you're right about this island. It seems nice. Have a good life here, Montalvo. *shambles' away*
Monty: *getting back under the covers just as his dad comes in*
Richard: Monty? Who are you talking to?
Monty: *happily flapping his wings* Law! He came to visit tonight and I gave him my drawing and he liked it! 😁
Richard: Oh, really? That's good to hear. But right now you two should be getting some sleep. You can talk to Law some more in the morning.
Monty: Nah, he'll be gone by then. But he'll be fine! Even if he doesn't have a gutter.
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homemakinghippie · 28 days
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dabbertcustomblades · 6 months
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I do a lot of baking especially during the holidays. Three years ago I made 12 -250ml bottles of vanilla extract, I used only the best quality vanilla beans and vodka. The longer it ferments the better it gets, and this is truly a gourmet extract.
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meion · 15 days
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i did all my physical therapy exercises everyday for 3 weeks so i bought myself a $15 slice of fancy cake as a TREAT and its not even that good!!!!!
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hardly-an-escape · 5 months
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I love my husband SO much but sometimes he says he's going to bed at like 10 PM and I'm like oh sweet I can work on my stupid little fanfictions for a little while before I go to bed myself and then forty five god damn minutes go by and he's still futzing around and coming over to the couch and lying on me and wanting attention and I'm like my dearest darling I have been ON for the past ~15 hours with maybe 20-30 minutes where I was truly alone with no responsibilities, I love you but please go to bed and leave me the fuck alone for a little while.
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july-19th-club · 7 months
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WHO! will go to crawford county fair with me either friday night or saturday . none of you live here so obviously nobody but if you did you'd go to the crawford county fair . right?
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how I made friends in my 20’s:
develop a reputation for loving to feed people (bonus: find at least two standby entree recipes, a good bread recipe, and a classic dessert for stand-bys)
be one of the few girls in my circle to have my own house
build up a decent DVD collection
get cats
and bam. friends text me to set up a movie night and all I have to do is provide a clean house and some snacks.
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marchsage · 1 year
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i read this really good fic, it's a good day (sweet like honey), and dropped everything to draw something for it <:3
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itsbinghebitch · 1 year
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the fact that moonlight chicken makes me feel so at home in a place i've never visited should be fucking illegal
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