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steviesbicrisis · 6 months
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A Barbie AU where the Kens decide, in order to get some recognition, to get individual names.
Steve, who’s just a Ken very good with kids, is having an identity crisis after his Barbie, journalist Barbie, broke up with him.
Not even picking a name as unique and special as Steve, so much different than Ken, managed to cheer him up.
Everyone keeps saying he should be happy about the change, and discover who he is outside of Barbie’s orbit, but he can’t see what was so wrong in their relationship. He loved waiting all day for Barbie to look at him, even if it was for a brief second.
As if going through an existential crisis wasn't enough, he has to do it under the constant mocking of his archnemesis, Ke- Eddie.
Eddie, with his long curly and annoyingly gorgeous hair, who has a sense of style he would give all of his rollerblades for, and who's always there to notice whenever Steve makes a mistake.
Eddie even has his Barbie still by his side, cheerleader Barbie, and every time Steve sees them together he gets a sick feeling in his stomach, like a tummy ache. Doctor Barbie visited him a couple of times and found nothing wrong with him, he imagines he's a little jealous of Eddie for being with a Barbie.
Steve talks about this with Polyglot Barbie, his best friend, annoying her to death.
"Why are we talking about Ken, again?" she interrupts Steve's retelling of his last encounter with Eddie.
"It's Eddie" Steve corrects her.
"Right," she nods. She's very supportive of their silly-name-thing (how most Barbies call it), but she still has trouble remembering all the names, "why are we still talking about him?"
They're hanging out at the park, sitting under a tree, Barbie's leg on top of his, and they're holding hands. It's nice. Steve is happy to have a best friend like Barbie.
Steve looks up, meeting Eddie's gaze. He's sitting at one of the picnic tables not far away from them, doing nothing besides glaring at Steve.
Barbie squeezes his hand to get his attention back, and Steve looks away.
"Because he keeps tormenting me! he's even glaring at me right now, I'm gonna get stress wrinkles!" Steve finally replies, in a distressed tone.
"You're being dramatic," she says, matter-of-factly, "Eddie isn't so bad with you. You know, he kinda treats you like his Barbie."
If Steve had a beating heart, it probably would've stopped right at this second.
"What?"
"You know, he's always looking for you, he is always giddy whenever you give him a crumble of attention. He hangs out where you hang out... why do you think he's sitting all alone at a picnic table, just staring at you?"
"Maybe he's waiting for his girlfriend" he suggests.
"Are you talking about Cheerleader Barbie?" she giggles, "she's not his girlfriend, trust me."
"But he picks on me! all the time! Like this morning, I tripped and he made a comment about my legs!" He gestures at his legs with his free hand.
Barbie tilts her head to the side "you mean this morning at the beach when he held you in his arms for ten minutes to prevent you from falling and Barbie had to tell him to let you go?"
"… yeah” he manages to say. He hadn’t realized how long Eddie held him in his arms, he was upset about almost falling in front of him, but he also liked the feeling of his arms around him.
Everything feels different now.
Barbie's look softens "How does this make you feel?"
"I don't know" he answers, honestly "I just can't stop thinking about him."
A loud noise at their right startles them off of their conversation. They turn around to see Eddie lying on the floor, a trash can at his feet.
Steve doesn't give himself the time to realize that Eddie has probably heard their entire conversation and has tripped on that trash can because of it, he just rushes to Eddie's side to help him out.
Eddie stammers while Steve pulls him back up, not making much sense.
Steve is used to see Eddie as an intimidating guy, someone to compete with for Barbie’s attention. He never realized how much he liked to have Eddie’s attention instead, nor how he loved to give that attention back in equal amount.
“Nice legs” he tells him, repeating the same words Eddie told him that morning.
Eddie stops his incoherent stream of words when he hears him “what?”
“You heard me” Steve says.
“I did” Eddie admits. He pulls the trash can back up, to have an excuse to not look at Steve when he asks “you can’t stop thinking about me?”
For some reason, that’s the easiest question Steve has ever had to answer to “yes, I can’t.”
Eddie jolts back up startling Steve, the trash can falling out of his hands and hitting the ground once again.
“Cool” he says, using all of his willpower to hide his excitement by keeping a relaxed face, failing miserably.
“I guess” Steve grins. Knowing he has that effect on Eddie is making him the most confident he has ever felt in his life.
“So, since you can’t stop thinking about me…” Eddie repeats, in a tone that Steve would’ve mistaken for a mocking one until few hours ago “…we could hang out on the beach later. I’ll bring my guitar.”
“I’ll bring mine too then” Steve replies immediately.
Eddie panics “We can’t both have a guitar!”
Steve crosses his arms on his chest “who says that?”
Eddie opens and closes his mouth a couple of times then mutters, defeated, “fine.”
“Great!” Steve takes a step forward and gives Eddie a peck on his cheek “I’ll see you later.”
Eddie, who makes a face again trying to hide his excitement, nods and turns away “cool.”
He walks away slowly, towards the park’s exit. Right by the gate, he throws himself into an hedge. Steve can clearly hear him when he screams words along the lines of “FINALLY”, “I HAVE A DATE” and “SUBLIME”.
Steve turns to Robin who has witnessed the whole thing, while Eddie is still screaming random words from the bushes.
“I think I’m in love.”
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inconsistent-person · 28 days
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Barbie Star Trek AU
I come barring art. I hope y’all like them.
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Here we have another batch of uniforms because I’m indecisive and I can’t just stick to one idea.
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And here we have Barbie’s Communicator, Phaser, and Tricorder.
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k1ance-a-lot · 6 months
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Frequently bought together 💕 Do not separate them!
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angelfangs-666 · 1 month
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(au idea from @EYUGGCHILD on twitter)
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satchihatchi · 4 months
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Erik in Barbie AU
His favorite greeting is: "Hi Raoul, how's it hanging ?"
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kinoart4 · 9 months
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Trying to draw Hank in Barbie vibes, but instead it seems like in GTA Vice City lol
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tamelee · 11 months
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They come as a pair 🔄
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Insp :'):
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melissarthomson · 9 months
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I have a vague idea of how the story would go but I just love the idea of Nines in Pastel
I’ve heard that many trans people related with the Barbie movie so having another sub story with Gavin and Nines would be nice
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hornedqueenofhell · 9 months
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Barbie actor!AU with Chrissy Cunningham and Steve Harrington playing Barbie and Ken respectively. They're doing the press circuit and an interviewer asks about families on set (a la that one Wonder Woman interview).
Interviewer: So what was it like letting the casts families on the Barbie set? Were the kids just stunned at getting to see the Dream House in real life?
Chrissy and Steve share a look and start cracking up
Chrissy: oh God, you- you need to take this one *she giggles and presses her face into Steve's shoulder*
Steve: *sighs affectionately* it was... Something. The kids were great, definitely, it was seeing all the husbands that was...
They start giggling again while the interviewer gives them a curious look
Chrissy: We have all the husbands on set which was such a pleasant change from all the wives and just one husband for the token female character. So- *she snickers again, the pair are barely clinging to the line of questioning now* so we have all these well to do men in polos and chinos, Ray-Ban sunglasses on and then off to the side there's Steve's husband Eddie Munson who's wearing leather pants and a shredded Megadeath shirt, decked out in chains and black eyeliner.
Steve: Yup, the love of my life with our daughter in a bat hoodie with wings, standing in the Barbie Dream House.
A couple images of Eddie Munson looking happy but very out of place on the pink set appear on the screen. One is of the couple talking to Chrissy their arms around each other. Another is of Munson holding his daughter over his head and spinning them around in circles. The last is of Eddie pressing a kiss to the crown of Steve's head while Steve lets their daughter play on the set pool.
Interviewer: It must have been a sight having the lead singer of metal band Corroded Coffin there. I understand that you are a family friend of the Harrington-Munson household Chrissy?
Chrissy: Yep, Eddie was my best friend when we were in high school. We came out here together and we were each other's cheer squad as we both started finding our way in L.A. Steve and I were at the same table for the Emmys and Eddie was my plus one, the sparks off those two were immediate. I was Eddie's maid of honor when they got married and now I'm the baby bat's godmother.
Interviewer: I can't imagine a lot of kids can say that they have Barbie as their godmother. Now about the set...
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etaussilesautres · 9 months
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On the mood board, she's the inspo And she dressed in really cute clothes Kawaii like we're in Tokyo
Gossip Witch Characters in Barbie World
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astralnino · 9 months
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Rivals to Lovers - Ken X Reader [PT 1]
it takes place in Barbieland, has some overlapping events but doesn't exactly sync w/ the movie. In this AU, Kens have houses too (I won't do them dirty 😤)
Also for your reading convenience, I'll be calling Ken#2 (Simu Liu's Ken) Kenneth, and Ryan's Ken#1 will stay Ken. enjoy, loves! 💗
feisty ken x sensitive reader / tw: kissing also PART 2 IS OUT!
1.13k Words <3
It's another beautiful, perfect day in Barbieland. You wake up early in the morning, feeling rejuvenated and excited, for you were finally making the big move to your bestie Kenneth's neighborhood! You're basically trembling with excitement as they load the last of your pink boxes into the pink truck which is ready to leave the pink gates of Rosedale, your previous neighborhood. You get in the front seat of your pink Jeep Gladiator and wave to your friends as you drive off into the sunset, into Barbieville!
You look in awe at the promenade, bustling with so many Barbies, and they all look at you with wide eyes. It was the first time many of them were setting their eyes on a Limited Edition Barbie. The 'Y/n L/n Limited Edition Classy Barbie', was released based on a design made by the daughter of the CEO of Mattel.
You were basically a celebrity in Barbieland, and you were pretty good at handling all the attention, good and bad, which came along with it. You park your truck behind the pink truck, out of which a few Helper Barbies are taking your furniture and items and moving them into your new dreamhouse. You walk out of your Jeep to be swarmed by a whole lot of Barbies, all of them saying Hi and asking for autographs. You couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed, but you take a few deep breaths and wave to all of them, and start signing a few arms, Jerseys and a couple of Beach Shorts. Nothing out of the ordinary.
As you're signing the various articles, out of the corner of your eye, you notice a small commotion, two Kens and a few Barbies. You roll your eyes, brushing it off, until you realize that one of those Kens was - your bestfriend and crush Kenneth. As soon as it hits you, you apologetically hand over a half signed cap to the Ken it belonged to and promised everyone autographs at the 'Welcome to the New Neighbourhood Party' Kenneth was hosting for you, before sprinting towards the sandy beach.
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Infront of you, you see Kenneth and another Ken squaring up. Your gaze lingers upon the other Ken, who looks pretty... agitated. Pretty agitated. He had the average blonde hair, a perfect jawline and brown, kind of dreamy eyes which currently looked dark and stormy- Your train of thought was interrupted by Kenneth who was getting a bit too aggressive. He looked cute, as always, but you quickly step in along with a blonde Barbie wearing a Pink checked dress, acting as a barricade between the two disconcerted dolls. The Stereotypical Barbie appears to brush her hand against Kenneth's thigh, but you're sure it was an accident so you let it be.
As soon as he recognizes you, he looks startled. "Y/n- You're here- it's been so long since I've seen you..". You run forward and hug him, and he awkwardly pats your back. Again, you notice the blonde Barbie stare at you two, with a glint of jealousy in her eyes.. but it was cleverly masked with a forced but pretty smile.
"Hey Kennethh, how've you been?" You exclaim although you two spoke over call just last night, a little blush creeping up your cheeks. Just as he's about to answer, Ken rolls his eyes and clears his throat, a mellow but burning rage still in his eyes, effectively ruining your moment.
"What's your problem man.." you mutter under your breath, but the Blondie hears you. "What's my problem you ask? Your tall and han- Your boyfriend is annoying me for no good reason, ask him to back off now." he replies, looking somewhat flustered. Taking a few steps forward, you stand close to him.. very close. You look up at him, and he looks down back at you, his face turning a light shade of pink.
You look straight into his eyes and asks him "What if I don't?" You feel his quick, warm breaths on your supple skin.
He eyes you up and down, thinking for a moment, then he pushes you to the floor, effectively creating a situation where you're under him. You feel your cheeks warming up, and you see him smirk. "Try standing up for your boyfriend now, why don't you?"
Your eyes lock for a second, and you feel something... something new, something intense, but you realise that you're out in the open- OH GOD, what will people think!? You quickly avert your eyes, and again, you notice Kenneth with Barbie.. only this time they appear to be bickering, but slowly move closer.. and closer. You don't get enough time to process this, because Ken is getting off of you and storming towards them both, fists clenched tightly and feet stomping, spewing sand all over you and a few picnic blankets on the sandy floor.
Just as he's about to do something, you see Kenneth push him over to the side, tugging on your hand, and the other Barbie quietly apologises, looking deeply into Kenneth's eyes with an almost lovestruck look and drags the other Ken away. What the hell was going on?
"Who does that asshole think he is?!" You shake your head and start complaining, walking off in the other direction with Kenneth, who starts giving you a tour of his neighbourhood. Even though you know most of the places here, you smile, masking your sadness and longing, and walk with him, feeling happy to be bantering with your favourite person.
After he gave you a detailed tour of Barbieville, he left to "prepare for the party" and "attend to urgent matters". You decide to explore on your own and start walking home to get ready for the party, which had already started. You knew this by seeing the heavily lit up, awfully loud house at the end of the street. To make up for lost time, you speed up, accidentally stumblling into a dark figure, who was.. sniffling?
"I'm so sorry, let me help you up-" you reach out for the Ken who was now on the floor, and instead of stretching his arm out, he looks up at you, and you see Aggressive-Beach-Ken with red and puffy eyes. He looked so vulnerable, so upset, so angry- he looked broken.. An emotion you were unfamiliar with, but his eyes spoke a thousand words.
He slowly got up, and looked dead into your eyes. "W-why couldn't you keep a hold on your boyfriend..?" He says the word 'boyfriend' with so much contempt, it sounds like an insult more than a label. "What do you mean? And he isn't my boyfriend... well not yet. I was hoping to confess to him toda-" Ken bursts out laughing, you could almost hear a hint of insanity in his chortle.
All of a sudden, his face goes blank, expressionless. This scares you. He grabs you by the arm and drags you along quickly. You protest and ask him to leave your hand, but he just kept speeding up, and you had to run to keep up. You were nearing the party, and you were pissed of at Ken because your outfit wasn't pretty enough for the party, and well, you didn't have any makeup on. He dragged you through the gates and when you finally stop bickering with him, you look straight at the spotlight. You let out a small gasp.
Kenneth was kissing the Stereotypical Barbie from earlier.
You make eye contact with your crush, and he chuckles and waves. You suddenly feel your eyes getting moist, and then wet. Water pours down from your small, glassy eyes. Kenneth was confused and started walking in your direction, until Stereotypical Barbie pulled him back in, making out again.
"Guess you lost your chance, Barbie."
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A/N: OKAY OKAY, I'M SRY THAT THERE WAS NO MAJOR KENxREADER MOMENTS HERE, BUT HEAR ME OUT- This post would be wayyy too long, and I'd rather not bore y'all with too many petty details.. I'll make it more fast paced and steamy next chapter. THAT'S RIGHT! EDIT: PART 2 IS HERE! AHHH YAY: PART 2 Thanks for reading guys! Leave a comment, follow or reblog, anything motivates me to keep trying ;o; STAY PINK!
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steviesbicrisis · 6 months
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I'm not writing this but just so you know, another Barbie x Steddie idea I had was to make Eddie as Allan and Steve as Ken because of Allan being marketed as Ken's buddy who could also fit into Ken's clothes.
I would've had Eddie being proud of not being a Ken (the same way he's proud of being 'the freak') and having bad feelings towards the other Kens because he doesn't like being referred to as "Ken's buddy".
And I would've had a very oblivious Steve who loves to have Eddie as a "buddy" and especially to see him wearing his clothes. He also wouldn't have figured out why he gets upset whenever Eddie wears another Ken's clothes even if the explanation was spelled out to him.
These two would've taken much longer to get together, trust me.
Probably they would've got there after Steve tried on Eddie's clothes for a change and Eddie would've been like "oh".
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inconsistent-person · 2 months
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Star Trek Barbie AU??
So, I had this idea in my head since I posted my Barbie Star Trek Doll collection. I really wanted to make like a Barbie Star Trek Au illustration thing with Barbie as a Captain and I want to share a little bit of what I have so far.
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These are some uniform designs I came up with. I don't completely love any of them so feedback is welcomed. I just want it to be more fun than anything practical.
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Here are also some hair styles I made.
So let me know what ya'll think and feel free to add on any ideas. And that it. Bye!
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barbiephile · 6 months
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Me waiting when someone decides to write Barbie and Gloria co-workers au fic.
Where Sasha steals/takes Gloria’s phone and decides to casually swipe some profiles on dating app on Gloria’s behalf and out of nowhere Barbie’s account pops up so she decides to swipe right and there would be a match but Sasha doesn’t know that Barbie is Gloria’s co-worker.
kinda inspired by Superstore episode Sal’s dead (S3E5)
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undreaming-fanfiction · 9 months
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I went to see Barbie. And my Steddie brainworms decided to create this scenario...
Barbie spoilers, I guess?
What is Stevie is the stereotypical Barbie? Her Ken is Tommy, always trying to catch her attention and she just wants some peace, some individuality, anything.
Eddie is weird Barbie. She revels in all the additions her girl created during her early rock phase (Eddie has scribbled on eyeliner and a metal hairstyle and homemade battlevest, Eddie loves her kid to pieces even if she got ostracized for the additions).
Stevie's owner is Karen Wheeler. She is struggling with her home life and trying to remain perfect all the time. Her daughter Nancy is leaving for college and Karen feels like she is losing a huge part of herself.
The movie happens, Stevie makes Karen happy again, she reconciles with Nancy before she leaves for college, Tommy brings back patriarchy, Barbies manage to stop Kendom and all that. Tommy learns to be a separate person from his Barbie/idols/sports/horses and finds himself in a blossoming relationship with Carol.
At the end, Stevie chooses to be human and asks Eddie to join her in the real world because there, she can be weird directly, she doesn't need to rely on someone else to transfer their interests onto her. Eddie accepts and Karen Wheeler happily shows the girls what things are like in the real world.
Also Karen's son Mike forgets his Dungeons and Dragons guidebook on the kitchen table one day and Eddie has never been the same since.
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magalidragon · 9 months
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It’s a Dany world 💖 | a Barbie moodboard
For my friends, they know who they are. 😘
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