#Bard x Witcher

[phonexmelody]

Okay so I just watched The Witcher: Blood Origin. (I know I’m late to the party) Wow! So much better than I thought it was going to be! The Seven were awesome! I really enjoyed their characters and they’re interactions with each other, they all had such good chemistry!  But does anyone else find it funny they put the Bard and the Witcher together? ;)

#the witcher blood origin #the witcher #bard x witcher #hehehhehhe

[its-bread-bitch]

Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

#jaskier witcher #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #dandelion witcher #dandelion #witcher geralt #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher #the bard jaskier #geraskier #gerlion

[midnight-wonder]

This man is so painfully bisexual he's never stood up straight once in his life 💅🤷🏼

#jaskier the bard #joey batey #the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #radskier

[pickleforstony]

S1/S2/S3

#geraskier #yeah I didn't draw Geralt but #What else is it if singing about one person for over 20 years is not love? #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #the witcher fanart #jaskier x geralt #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz

[buttercupthebard]

Very depressed right now, so I'm doing what makes me feel better : drawing Geralt cuddling Jaskier in Brokilon.

😌✨

#geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #witcher fanart #fanart #witcher season 3 #jaskier the bard #cute #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #smooches #cuddles

[myrkky]

here we have Jaskier and Geralt happy and well

#Geskier #Geraskier #geralt x jaskier #Jaskier #dandelion #julian pankratz #Jaskier the bard #Geralt of Rivia #Geralt #Geralt z Rivii #witcher #witcher fanart #the withcer netflix #witcher art #artists on tumblr #myrkkyart #my fan art #my witcher art

[tielmamon]

That half second of jaskier with eyeliner in the trailer changed me as a person.

#geralt x jaskier #geraskier #the witcher #jaskier #fanart #emo jaskier #whump the bard #tears streaming down my face #hes my babygirl #desperatlely need geralt to wipe the mascara stains off him all romantic like

[kamensummerpowa]

-don't copy or repost without credit-

#the witcher #the witcher memes #the witcher fanart #the witcher netflix #witcher netflix #witcher geralt #geralt x jaskier fanart #geralt x jaskier #jaskier x geralt #geralt x dandelion #dandelion x geralt #jaskier dandelion #geralt #geralt fanart #geralt di rivia #geralt z rivii #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz #geraskier #gerlion #digital art #digital illustration #boy love #my artwork #witcher #dandelion #geralt of rivia #the witcher jaskier #jaskier fanart

[finleycannotdraw]

reading the witcher books after watching the netflix series is such a slap to the face (positive) mostly because of how much sweeter geralt is to everyone but also just because of. everything. I’m mostly talking about how he treats dandelion (jaskier) because the show did them dirty

(all from the last wish and sword of destiny)

netflix geralt: jaskier we aren’t friends >:(

book geralt, absolutely unprompted: ah yes, my dear friend dandelion

and ALSO his dynamic with ciri is absolutely GOLD

(-sword of destiny) like. god I’m liable to get emotional, geralt, stop being sweet

I don’t have pictures but his relationship with yennefer is also so much better in the books and get this

the geraskier mountain divorce didn’t happen

tl;dr if you liked the netflix series (or even if you didn’t) you should definitely check out the books. the characters are so much more developed and the writing style is gorgeous. I’ve read three of them since getting the series last week.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #the witcher books #the witcher novels #the witcher series #wiedzmin #dandelion the bard #gerlion #geraskier #jaskier #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri the witcher #geralt & ciri

[corrodedbisexual]

GERALT & JASKIER - THE WITCHER S03E02

#the witcher #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #joey batey #henry cavill #gifset #the witcher netflix #the witcher spoilers #twn #misha-bawlins gifs #this whole scene makes me wanna chew on my wallpaper #my poor terrified baby bard :'(

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

I don’t think there’s ever a time when I’m not thinking about

Geralt: “I need no one…and the last thing I want is someone needing me”

Jaskier: “And yet here we are”

Like how am I supposed to not be obsessed with them??? What do you mean they’re not head over heels in love???

#geralt of rivia #jaskier and geralt #jaskier #the witcher #geraskier #I love yen but come onnnnnnnn #THE FACT THAT THERE IS SO LITTLE GERASKIER SCENES IN THE NEXT TWO SEASONS IS CRIMINAL #grumpy x sunshine #the witcher netflix #jaskier the bard #I just know he’d sing a song at their wedding and geralt would hate it but also love it bc it’s jaskier but also mostly hate it

[melinoiaagesander]

I know it's not the most important moment of Season 3, but JASKIER FINALLY GOT A HORSE!

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #the witcher netflix #geraskier #jaskier the bard #it was bout time #finally an equal partner of Geralt so much potential for fanfic #witcher spoilers #the witcher season 3

[beli-heart]

*leans into the touch* 🐺🪕💕

(jaskier standing on a wooden crate to reach geralt from above hljljsdf)

#tradtional art #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher netflix #the witcher #twn #watercolourpainting #geralt x jaskier #beliheartart #jaskier the bard

[midnight-wonder]

I love that the first time we met Jaskier he was singing about getting an abortion, sang a song in front of Calanthe about fucking someone's daughter and in season 2 openly said fuck Geralt, a Witcher.

He's absolutely got no filter, completely feral and I just really love him 🤷🏼

#jaskier the bard #joey batey #the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt x jaskier #geraskier

[buttercupthebard]

Little doodles 💕

#geraskier #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher #the witcher netflix #witcher fanart #geralt of rivia #fanart #geralt x jaskier #roach #idiots in love #pouic pouic

[swan--writes]

geralt and jaskier get whacked with a spell which makes geralt...not so much a djinn as an indentured servant to jaskier with little to no willpower

jaskier spends the whole fic being so fucking careful not to give geralt any outright orders, geralt spends the whole fic being Very Confused as to why jaskier isn't (ab)using his power

it was probably meant to make geralt a slave to the mage but y'know...fanfiction-typical shenanigans

#is this anything? #i want to write this but again #*gestures at all the reasons why i haven't been writing* #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #geralt #jaskier #jaskier the bard #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #witcher fanfic #witcher fic #the witcher fic #the witcher fanfic #the witcher fanfiction