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tylerthirstan hour ago
dear diary bart here all sian hve to say in response to that last ask is this: :(
wow anon look what you did you made bart sad 馃槓
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tylerthirstan hour ago
dear diary bart here. ive decided to change my name to bart so i now go by bart full utside of ur inbox it is very exciting i am omw to speak to matt gorening to get considered bart simpson irl official. anyways how is ur night going great i hope i love ur posts ur doing so good amazing amzing anyways did u know that only god and jesus have 5 fingers in the simpsons everyone else has 4. amzing.
i鈥檓 happy for you bart. hope your having a good day to. and thank you for the simpsons lore
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faline-cat44410 hours ago
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Bart Simpson was living in a barn or something, Lisa went to check on him. She looks down. "what are these nails for" looks over at 5 lumps over sheets "why are those bodies over there" Looks over at the pit of bodies. Says nothing to this. Looks at Bart. "why is every hair shaved from your body" (except his head hair) Bart freaks out. Climbs up some ropes really high. Attempts suicide by jumping. Drops into some hay. He survives. Sighs that he didn't die, starts expertly throwing the large nails. Epic battle ensues. Eventually they are in the ropes again some saw logging thing with circular saw falls down. Bart is beheaded. Lisa's skull is cracked open but she somehow survives. she climbs up. Millhouse is climbing up behind her. In typical comedic fashion, Millhouse is like, you didn't even notice me. "Sorry Millhouse", and he falls down. Back to the pit of bodies.
Lisa is standing where Bart was when he attempted suicide. (She has a gun on her for some reason that she didn't use) She adjusts her cracked skull and gives herself a pep talk. She will jump down into the hay, she will go get help. She will survive this.
That's when my dream ends. The problem is that when Bart dropped into the hay, the hay split apart a bit. I don't think she will survive the fail. Who would want to after what they have witnessed?
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tylerthirsta day ago
dear diary bart here. my crush finally replied to the gc and he said "i sleep for 2 hours and wake up to this gc going nuts, good ob bart." "this is what you get for tryna make us listen to thrift shop for the trillionth time" (was tryna send a link 2 da song when i sent wrong link). i desperately hope he does not read it. i will never be able to go to class with him again.
well i know when the gc is going crazy i never go back to check so i think it鈥檒l work itself out
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tylerthirsta day ago
dear diary bart here. you may never hear from me again o my god i have to dissapear i just accidentally sent a papa smurf x naruto mpreg fic to my history groupchat. that my crush is in. i have no idea what to do.
imma keep it real with you bart. there鈥檚 literally no way to come back from that. unless your crush is into that kinda stuff. ohh what if you awakened something in them 馃
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tylerthirsta day ago
dear idiary bart here. if i were to legally change my name to bart simpson do you think i could get in trouble for it.
i think they鈥檇 be cool with it
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elbuengioa day ago
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Ayer fue el d铆a de los Simpsons y no ten铆a nada preparado pero bueno record茅 que los Simpsons ya no es lo que eran, ya no es lo que eran, as铆 que mejor recordemos las mejores frases en los comentarios.
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awcrudda day ago
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Anyway, I love Marge and Barts relationship...
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pizzaboat2 days ago
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So y'know that thing from the simpsons where the nerd kid(I can't remember his name.)
The blond one with.. a white shirt and red shorts I think has a poster made that says a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy, and then Bart sees this and remakes the poster to look cooler and it becomes his promotional poster?
I like to imagine if there was that kind of election at hexide, eda would've done the same thing as Bart..
A VOTE FOR EDA
IS A VOTE FOR
ANARCHY!
I doubt she would've cared about school elections unless it was to mess with someone else tho
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