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Nightwing’s identity is revealed after the Gotham-equivalent of a Buzzfeed intern had to write an incredible amount of NW and Dick Grayson’s butt meme articles and made the connection
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Jason when everyone ignores his 47th suggestion of murder during the mission briefing:
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@jervis-tetch-my-beloved @animegoddexx I really think I’m funny 😂
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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.
Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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Jason: Today I’ll be teaching how to stop using anti-self language.
Dick: I’m listening.
Jason: Instead of saying “I messed up.” say “Why don’t you stop me.”
Damian: Hm.
Damian: Instead of saying “You’re great.” say “You’re a higher stepping stone for me.”
Jason: You got it.
Dick: I don’t think that’s right…
Cass: Instead of saying “I’m sorry.” say “I didn’t do anything wrong.”
Jason: Exactly.
Dick: Not exactly.
Tim: Instead of saying “People should control the government.” say “I should control the entire world.”
Jason: Hell yeah.
Steph: Instead of saying “I’m not funny.” say “I alone decide what is funny.”
Duke: Instead of saying “Thank you.” say “ ”
Jason: Damn that’s good.
Jason: Your turn.
Dick: …Fine, instead of saying “I was wrong.” say “You are wrong.”
Jason: Well there’s still room to improve but it’s alright.
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Batman: JASON WHY DID YOU KILL THEM?!
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Just a single batdad trying to feed his hoard of bat children
Based on that new Ben Affleck pic
Commission info ko-fi
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Someone: *mentions Jason*
Bruce and Dick:
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Jason in the background:
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Batkids being asked "Why does Batman show the lower half of his face?" And the answers are actually pretty accurate 😂😂
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Tim : Who is this?
Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother
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