Bruce: “Why is there a 300$ charge for an Elmo suit and 5 gallons of silver paint on my credit card?”

hello! i love, love, love your drawings and i saw that your requests were open. would it be possible for you to draw some more superwonderbat?

I’m always happy to draw these three

for some reason. i am. Endlessly amused by the concept of superheroes getting fast food. so in between art fight attacks i’ve been making unfunny comics about batman and co going to mcdonalds or something. then i got bullied into posting them by my very mean baby sibling @rockmilkshake i hope you’re happy

The Batman (2022)

my favorite writing trope (that I’ve used several times in my fics) is something I fondly call the “whatcha got there? a smoothie” technique. It goes as follows:

character A: is that [thing]?

character B: *clearly holding [thing]*

character A:

character B: …no

e.g.

and:

Batman/Elmer Fudd Special [One-Shot] - Pway for Me (June 28, 2017)

Written by: Tom King Artist [pencils & inks] by: Lee Weeks Colorist by: Lovern Kindzierski Lettered by: Deron Bennett Edited by: Marie Javins (group editor) and Michael McCalister (assistant editor) Published by: DC Comics

Batman in video games be like:

Batman: I’m not gonna kill you.

Criminal: oh cool.

Batman: I’m just going to break your spine in half and then push you off a building.

Tim: We’re doomed!

Bruce: Well you’ve lived a good life, right?

Tim: I’m only fifteen!

Bruce: I said good, not long.

Bruce come pick up your kids theyre harassing the press again 

Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two (2021) dir. Chris Palmer  

*batcave actively on fire in background*

Jason: I’m gonna let Alfred fix it

*damian chasing after Tim with a battle axe and a can of reddiwhip*

Jason: because I know if I fix it, I’m going to jail

Superman & Batman by Mauricio Abril.

“Insert character stans are-“ 🤌 SHUT. WE ALL LIKE THE SAME NICHE SUBJECT, WHY MUST WE DIVIDE OURSELVES.

STOP NERD ON NERD VIOLENCE

I love how Damian lets Jon carry him, rides his back, he doesn’t care he’s just like ‘let’s go’

And Bruce is like ‘no don’t carry me Clark’ and Clark’s like ‘everything is literally collapsing and death is inevitable’ and Bruce’s like ‘no I’m going to ride my bat scooter out’ and this is the batscooter

And Clark just follows him waiting for him to pass out from the toxic smoke from everything literally being on fire around them

Bruce: Why are you being so nice to me?

Clark: People don't always have an agenda. They can just be nice to each other for no reason sometimes.

Bruce: Not in my experience.

Sick of your game

Sick of your crazy ​​​

Tim: I told Bruce to chill and he said ‘I am chill’ and I said ‘I thought you were Batman’

Tim: I dad-joked Batman! I am the revolution!

Bruce: Hello revolution, I’m Batman.

Tim:

Tim: A bitter defeat

Big Damian/Little Jason

Damijay

Damian speaking Klingon

Jason: ....

Damian: Tim bet me I couldn't learn the language. He lost.

Jason: Did he?