#Batman Family

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

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[kstarlitchaotics]

People: Bruce doesn't have a favorite child he loves them all! But this one is his favorite.

Me:...But didn't you say...

It's hard to say who IS the favorite child because all the kids that come across Bruce I really don't think honestly wise no matter how much "evidence" there is to support it; Bruce. Cares. For. All. Of. His. Kids.

We can joke around with whom might be because I do it too but really don't think there is an actual proof that there is an "favorite" among of the Bat-clan because he loves them and no I'm not baiting this I really mean it

#i would tag ALL of the children but #im still learning soo #to save time just saying “batfam” #dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batman family #batfamily #batman fandom #dc fandome

[randoparody]

Short 🥺

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[sharksandjays]

Doodles!

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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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[mikeluciraphgabe]

Inflation so bad Gotham rent went up from $2.78 a month to $2.80 a month

#damnit #Bruce immediately does SOMETHING and rent goes back down #only in gotham #gotham #bruce wayne #batman family #batfamily #batfam #Batman

[crybabylulu]

NOT THEM AGAIN! 😭🤣 oof it really sucks to be Tim

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[wwprice1]

The Bat and his boys by Nikola Cizmesija.

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[missingnightwingsmullet]

not batman, but bruce being his true self

for the non-comic drawings of our dear boy batsy, credit goes to @notalkingplz

#dc comics #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #detective comics #batsy #bat symbol #the batman #batman comics #dc batman #batman family #batmanedit #not my drawing

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Damian, why do you torment me?

Damian: I am your hubris manifested.

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[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

now I know we all know it’s soooo unrealistic when sibling characters call each other ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ but consider. each of the Batkids were only children before adoption so it makes more sense for them to use Generic Terms of Sibling Address

#Swift talks #Dc #batsiblings #batfamily #batkids #batbros #batman family #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #at least I think they were all only children

[birdskullz]

dumb nightwing doodle, bonus points if u get the reference lol

#nightwing #nightwing fanart #dick greyson #dc comics #dc nightwing #dc fanart #batman #batman family #bird art tag

[psychokatrixxxy]

The batfam watches the first two Home Alone movies for "family bonding" as Bruce calls it. Bruce comes to greatly regret this decision when his children take it as a challenge to set up booby traps throughout the manor to see who 1) makes the most interesting trap and 2) how gets the most victims to fall into their traps.

I think that Damian would take it as an opportunity to prove his superiority as the blood son, very serious about it.

Jason would be disappointed after Alfred banned him from using anything that would cause too much damage to the manor or victim. "No, Master Jason. You may not place a bomb in the manor, no matter how weak you claim it to be."

Jason also puts his traps in places he is sure Bruce will fall victim to them.

Dick makes a few traps but not as many as his siblings. He flips over his siblings' traps and manages to avoid most of them.

Tim and Jason form an alliance to get Dick after he managed to make them fall into their own traps.

Bruce is happy his kids are "getting along," even if the manor gets a little messed up along the way. (Alfred makes them all clean up their mess.)

Bonus points if some idiot actually tries to break into Wayne manor and gets caught up in the mess.

Overall message, don't show the batfam Home Alone, they will take it as a challenge.

#atleast booby traps are better than facing Alfred with a shotgun #batman #jason todd #batfam #red hood #batfamily #dick grayson #batkids #bruce wayne #damian wayne #nightwing #batman family #batfam headcanons #bat family #cassandra cain #duke thomas #tim drake #stephanie brown #barbra gordon #alfred pennyworth #batgirl #black bat #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc batman

[sharksandjays]

reed robin! yum!

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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian, holding Tim by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!

Tim, visibly afraid: U-uh… dick told me to have a good day!!

Damian, lowering his fist: You make a good point…

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[mikeluciraphgabe]

The bats all in one spot (oh god) and fighting a Villian(tm) when

Bruce: ROBIN, CAPE, NOW

And, like a herd of unrangable sheep, every. single. bat jumps into Bruce’s cape

The awkward silence that follows when Bruce closes the cape and jumps out a window that follows is broken by Dick cooing

Dick gets slap and it ruins the moment

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