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#Bear Attacks
scribblersobia · 3 months
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News - In Italy, the authorities killed a bear because he showed excessive confidence (that's what they said) and it was problematic for humans!
Me - OH! GOD, THAT'S UNBEARABLE, ITALY!
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lyledebeast · 1 year
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My latest bear fact-finding expedition also revealed that Wyoming has the largest number of yearly bear attack (after Alaska), and most of those attacked are big game hunters.  Good to keep in mind on dark days when it feels like there’s no justice in the world.
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cottonconnielvr · 8 months
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laying on reiner’s chest just sobbing as he fingers you so harddd :(( he’s pressing kisses to your forehead, muttering little “i know’s” to you in the most soothing voice. he thinks it’s so cute how youre searching for comfort in the person who’s disrupting it. your tears wet his shirt and your arms are pinned to your back by one of reiner’s beefy arms. he’s pressing you so hard against him, easing your squirming. his fingers constantly press at your cervix, reaching deeper than you ever could. the stretch hurts to bad but feels so good. your clit bumps against reiner’s hip. you can feel everything and nothing all at once, your mind going so hazy you can’t even see straight. you’re just sobbing n droolin alll over his chest, letting reiner do whatever he wants to you.
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originalartblog · 7 months
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pamper tiny chuuya tooo pleaseeeee (also can i see tiny verlaine and rimbaud) 🙏
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I tinified them :)
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topfunnyanimalvideo · 2 years
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ghost-bxrd · 2 months
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Prompt:
A whole ass zombie apocalypse wasn’t something Jason thought he’d ever have to worry about.
Not that he has to worry about it now, either, considering he just got bit.
Everyone knows what you gotta do in these scenarios. Your loved ones will cry (“awe, Dickie, you do care”), they’ll try to find a different way (“shut up Bruce. Even you can’t concoct a cure in two hours”) and blame themselves (“fuck you, Timmers, I want you to know I died because you wanted that damn coffe!”…. Yeah, he could have handled that one better in hindsight) and then, ultimately, they’re gonna put a bullet in your brain. For the sake of the group.
And it’s fine, really. Better than turning into a mindless, flesh eating meat sack. He was ready. He got to say goodbye. It’s fine.
Or it would have been fine, if any of those damn cowards had pulled the friggin trigger.
Now Jason is clinically semi-dead (don’t ask him, he doesn’t know how this shit works either) and still annoyingly in charge of his mental faculties while also harboring a rather concerning craving for human flesh.
Fuck.
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momochanners · 10 months
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Yes, YES; This one gets it.
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saintbleeding · 5 months
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it’s a horror tragedy. people are mean and uncharitable and impatient with him and don’t give him the benefit of the doubt because he is the protagonist of a horror tragedy. u are supposed to think it is tragic. dare i say u are supposed to be horrified.
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Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼
perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.
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haedraulics · 1 year
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hanzo c. 2020
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sarcasmcloud · 22 days
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"You think Bear is going to like this?" - The Bear season 3
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echosong971 · 6 months
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might make a more dramatic sketch of him losing a legion arm but for now have this
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thoughtfulchaos773 · 15 days
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It's the camera movements, the close shots, and composition that make it look like a love montage from a John Hughes movie, and the angles that are fitting for an 80s ballad in the background
Also, I love that the close ups don't start until Carmy lays eyes on Sydney.
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xblackreader · 12 days
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Jeremy Allen White, Ayo Edebiri and Chris Storer: “Sydney and Carmy were never meant to be romantic!”
The Audience:
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falllpoutboy · 22 days
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“my attention shouldn’t be split. it shouldn’t have to be shared” CRYRINGBFBSNS to say that about your gf to your business partner/friend is so crazy… my boy was already drafting up the breakup text in his head at that point
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 3 months
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“The Legend of Devil’s Tower“
Herbert A. Collins, 1937.
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