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eternal-transcience · 1 month
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so i've got a left leaning back (so does Nia and Aurora) and I twisted wrong, pinching some of my back muscle under a rib and um... ow.
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soundlessdreamss · 2 months
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Hey!! i saw your fanfics and i loved it! How about something like, Alastor x Furina/Focalors Reader? It can be either Platonic or Romantic!
hi hi!! Of course I can do this, I’ll also be doing vox x furina reader in this post as I got a request to do that aswell. ^_^ This will include platonic and romantic headcannons for them.
Alastor x furina!reader & Vox x furina!reader
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Platonic Alastor:
To say he wasn’t intrigued by you was a lie. You caught his attention during a overlord meeting where you had not a single care in the world about what was going to happen in hell, since you saw it as your “stage” to perform.
He didn’t really get how and why you acted the way you did. You always overreacted and had dramatic reactions to small things happening but only if it was something that affected your people in hell. Yet you always kept a playful attitude and be very cocky.
During the meeting where you really caught his attention is when you stood up against Camilla and managed to start a whole fight which made the meeting end early.
He followed after you once you left the meeting and wanted to introduce himself to you. (As if you didn’t already know him)
You liked how he acted similarly to you in a way, you both mainly cared about your own good or at least your peoples own good. So it wasn’t that hard for you guys to bond and become good friends.
If someone caused you trouble during a trial let’s just say Alastor has your back.
You guys grew an inseparable bond but you also seemed to cling onto Alastor because you didn’t really have anyone else to hang out with because your responsibilities and trials.
He didn’t seem to mind this this though and slowly you guys grew feelings for each other.
You were the only one who Alastor seemed to like and hang out with the most but it took you guys quite a while to confess.
Romantic Alastor:
Once (he or you) confessed first the other accepted and to think you were clingy before. Well now your like 100x more clingy and needy because even though you know Alastor loves you, your still worried that he’ll leave you or stop giving you his time with this new hotel project he’s working on.
He reassures you daily that he could never just abandon you and that he adores you. But sometimes you still feel worry that you’ll be abandoned. Just like how focalors left you to put an act on for 500 years.
He also sees how you hide your pain underneath the smile of your act, he worries for you as your mental health is definitely not in the best shape right now.
He tries to encourage you to take breaks and spend time for yourself but, you can’t help but worry that if you do the plan will fail.
Once your act is over after 500 years you immediately run over to him and break down because your finally free from all the stress that you had to carry on your shoulders.
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Platonic Vox:
One day as he was monitoring the whole city, he couldn’t help but look closer into one of the screens to see you. You had caught his attention just by how you acted and dressed.
In order to get closer to become your friend he visited one of your trials and after it was done he followed you and started up a conversation with you.
Ever since then you guys spent a ton of time together. It was an unbreakable bond between you too and you both grew attached to each other.
He cared for your safety and you cared for his. But sometimes you were a bit too busy with all the trials you have to do and judging. And he started to notice how burnout you became, but he didn’t know how long you actually put on that act.
One day when you finally had free time he scheduled a “meeting” (actually a date to confess to u lol) and it went well if you accepted. If you didn’t accept his confession he understood because you were always so busy with court cases.
Romantic Vox:
After you two became official he put a lot of secret technology of his in your court place to keep an eye on you. He didn’t want you to get hurt by a filthy sinner now would he?
He cares for you deeply and worries for your mental health because your always busy judging people and deciding whether or not they are guilty.
He felt his heart drop when he heard you almost died that day you were sentenced guilty.
He rushed over to your city and when he saw you outside checking the city after it was all over he ran over to you and gave you a big hug.
You cried in his arms as all of the stress you had on your shoulders was finally gone and you could live freely as a overlord now without having to worry 24/7 if the plan would work.
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areislol · 2 years
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genshin characters (diluc, zhongli, childe, albedo, scaramouche, or any of your choice) having a crush on reader they only met online. they're very far from each other, like an ldr but just talking stage. how do you think would they act or make an effort to talk with the reader or maybe go to them🧐
streamer! diluc, zhongli, xiao, dainsleif, albedo, scaramouche x online friend! reader
ft — diluc, zhongli, xiao, dainsleif, albedo, scara warnings — very, very long.. a/n — helloooo, i hope you have a great day or night, or evening.. other than that i love this idea and im so sorry that i couldn't do this one earlier :( i have many requests to do and if you're someone who requested something and haven't gotten anything please just know that i do see each and every one of your guys requests and please be patient!! fun fact: i was nervous to even post this cuz 1, this was way too long and 2, i was scared if it flops as i spent weeks on this and you know.. but i finally gave in by using my bestie(wheelspinner) and it said to “yes, post it” so here it is..
recommend listening to: sickick - mind games
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streamer! diluc x online friend! reader
ok first of all, how did you catch diluc's eye?? like?? how.
anyways.. you and diluc met on discord, it was before diluc was well known - when he had around 3,000 followers.
diluc met you on a server and you both became friends really quickly, despite diluc being known to be "cold" and "reserved" diluc was always open and it was like a shy and scared cat opening up to its owner
ever since the day diluc and you talked, diluc found himself always giving you "good morning" and "good night" messages, he also finds himself always checking if you're online or not so he could text you and spark up a conversation.
you and diluc also gave each other your socials so you could talk to each other not just on discord(insta, twitch, etc.)
when diluc gave you his twitch, you immediately checked his account right away and you saw how many followers he had and you was amazed!!
you and diluc knew each other really well and because of diluc's schedule you could only talk to him on certain days on a certain time.
whenever diluc was streaming you would always be in the stream hanging out with diluc and interacting with him, diluc also put you as his mod <3 if you wanted to(which you did) you and diluc would be in vc playing games together on stream.
he also made a server for everyone who enjoyed his content(viewers and fans too) to join, he made a role only for you. and only for you - "the best" or any cute nickname.
(he may or may not have given you co owner or owner)
day by day diluc's channel started to grow to where he almost had 10,000+ followers, to almost 1 mill.
you made sure to screenshot whenever diluc hit his goal, so one day you could show everyone how diluc started small to big so that whoever wants to be a streamer, all these screenshots are proof that everyone starts small at some point and then gradually grows big <3
but the problem is, the more diluc's channel grew, the most busier he got and that means that you both dont really have time to talk to each other and that pains both of you.
whenever diluc has time off or just have time to squeeze in any "y/n time" he makes sure to make the most of it.
you're one of diluc's greatest supporters, you've been there with him from when he had 3,000+ followers to now, and he really appreciates it - and especially since you're his crush he values you and adores you 100x more
moving on, in diluc's server you're given either your own special role that comes with all perms, owner role or co owner role.
he allows you to do ANYTHING, anything you want. he trusts you that much and he knows that you won't do anything stupid.
he has his own vc just for the two of you, it's called "me n them <3", you must be blind if you can't even see these hints or maybe you do know but is just waiting for the right time..
ANYWAYS.
he even makes a whole category dedicated to you, for example: "y/n fanart | give y/n love | appreciation | y/n supremacy | y/n talk"
and many more, he also makes sure that nobody makes you feel uncomfortable - if anyone is talking about you in an inappropriate way hell immediately mute them and if the situation is much more worse he'll ban them and makes sure to tell everyone to report them.
you and diluc have both been thinking of meeting up irl, but you both haven't spoke about it to each other as it might seem weird.
you also both know what each other looks like because you know, you guys are extremely close and it just seemed right to show each others face.
(that's if you're comfortable only. if you didn't/dont want to show your face then it's okay <3 diluc loves you either way - he's not here for ur looks.)
diluc has always dreamt of meeting you irl, to see each other face to face, to take you on expensive and lovely dates, to give you his all but of course, everything comes with a problem.
because of covid, some flights have been delayed and closed for the time being, which means that diluc can't fly to you or you can't fly to him.
when you had finally built the courage to tell diluc, you was surprised by his response. "diluccc?? can i speak to u abt something rq?" "sure y/n, what's up?"
(just telling you, he responds to your texts so fast - whether he's streaming, buying food, etc)
"well i've been thinking about like yk, meeting up?" diluc, when he read that message was in SHOCK. i mean like, he was going to say it anyways but the fact that you too also thought about it? wow, that just made diluc want to fall to the ground and roll around squealing while making happy diluc noises but i wont go any further.
what i mean is that diluc is now smiling like a mad man while responding to your message "well, i was thinking about that too. but because of covid i dont think we'll be able to meet up. what if covid restrictions are lowered? would you be able to fly over?"
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO ROLL AROUND AND SQUEAL.
you immediately respond, typing extremely fast that your message turns out to be looking like this -> "if covid resitrction ar elowered yes ofc, would u be able to fly oevr to me thoygh?"
you've left diluc worried and dumbfounded..
anyways you and diluc spend the next few hours talking about meeting up irl and planning on what to do if covid restrictions DO lower.
you and diluc are both super excited about meeting up irl. imagine the feeling when you finally meet up with the person you love the most. euphoria.
now the thought of meeting up face to face is all that occupies dilucs mind, you and diluc seem to be eager to meet irl so diluc makes sure to check the news everyday just to see if they've lowered the covid restrictions
diluc also checks up on you everyday, from the morning, afternoon to night. he makes sure that you're feeling alright.
diluc also sends you boxes of plushies and clothes to you <3 you know those people who ship people self-care packages? yea it's just like that but instead diluc ships you a whole box filled with plushies that you've told him you wanted because they're just so darn cute
diluc also ships you matching clothes so that you could both match when you do meet up.
ALSO SENDS YOU FOOD!! snacks you've always wanted but never could because of your parents? oh what's this lying on top of everything - the snacks you've always wanted? no way!!
also gives you free diluc merch. always. sometimes daydreams about seeing you wearing his merch <3 intentionally ships you the larger version because.. oversized clothes..
diluc makes sure that no person is harassing you, if they do well.. lets just say that their account gets banned in the next hour because of diluc telling everyone(and i mean everyone.) to go report their account and makes sure that their account is banned.
"y/n you seem uncomfortable, is everything alright?"
(normally you text him within a few seconds yet you're texting him after like 4 minutes which is not normal, unless ur busy or something)
"oh yea, some creep is just making me feel uncomfortable right now" "user?" "oh uh it's ___" diluc in the server: !!everyone go report this user rn "___"!!
diluc literally sends them a rude message - "dont ever talk to y/n or any person like that again you disgusting perverted creep, go get a life instead of leeching off women and other people you fat piece of shit", then diluc goes on to report them, block them.
y’all know the “sweetest pie w/ wink” song? yea just imagine diluc blocking them in slow mo(just his fingers showing) and then him winking when the wink sound comes on while throwing his phone.
there's also a channel for edits, and majority of them are ship edits, edits of you and diluc. the only reason why diluc even made a channel named "edits" was just so he could see the edits people made of him and you. he saves them and sometimes even rewatches them just so he could see that moment over and over again.
wishing that something like that would happen, wishing that a miracle would happen.
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streamer! zhongli x online friend! reader
zhongli, also known as "morax" was always known for his cool, calm and collected nature, his soft, honey like voice and his amazing gaming skills despite being always calm.
he was never like those hyper energetic streamers who cried whenever they lost a battle, he just responds with "gg" and resumes playing.
and because of that, zhongli has attracted many people who are now, his loyal fans.
even though zhongli is always calm, his looks do not help either way. everyone goes crazy over his long and healthy hair, and his face
and zhongli is aware.
zhongli had met you through a server on discord, it was a server for those who loved to play games and find a partner to play with. so when the bot matched you and zhongli to play - you two become very quick friends.
zhongli admired your skills and you did too!! you both exchanged ways to kill an opponent. you didn't really know that is was THE morax so when zhongli asked if he could friend you, you agreed!! you've just made your very first friend.
(im kidding, maybe not.)
since that day, you two would play together and battle against each other - it wasn't about winning, rather it was about having fun and that was exactly what you and zhongli were feeling.
when you told and showed everyone about your new friend, they all said that, that was morax, THE morax - the famous and skilled streamer.
when you found out about it, you talked to zhongli about it and he confirmed. you, was in shock. you.. were talking with an extremely talented and popular streamer? how could this be..
but that didn't change your relationship. zhongli had thought that once you found out that he was a famous streamer you would take advantage of him and just use him for fame but - nope!
your relationship with zhongli was still the same, you weren't using him, begging him for expensive items and etc.
after you found out about zhongli being morax, zhongli just made you mod for his stream because why not and invited you into his discord server.
just like diluc, he made you - your very own special role!! it was called "them<3" and if you wanted to, zhongli made you the owner.
zhongli is a mature person, and is very wise so he knows what he's doing.
may or may not have made a vc only for you and him..
you and zhongli have a pretty close relationship, you both check up on each other and your personality matches with zhongli's really well, no matter how crazy or calm you are.
if you're extremely hyperactive and is.. a bit crazy - zhongli has no problems with that. he IS always calm and collected so he doesn't mind you acting all crazy like a childe that had just eaten 5 packets of sugar.
if you're like zhongli, quite calm and doesn't really make a ruckus - you two are like the perfect match. if you two were next to each other, you both would be sitting down, legs crossed as you watch your friends being extremely crazy. unbothered of course.
zhongli had always thought of meeting up with you. he has always have, the thought of having you in his arms makes his heart swell.
the more you talked with him, the more he fell in love with you. your personality, the way you cared for him and others, the way you never changed your personality whenever talking with people, there wasn't a single flaw about you. you, were perfect.
when zhongli brought up the topic of "meeting up irl" you immediately replied "i've been thinking abt that too^^ do you want to meet up?"
ha.. haha.. you've got to be kidding me, right? OFC HE WANTS TO MEET UP W/ U
but back to the meeting up plan..
you and zhongli talk about meeting up for the rest of the day and you both agree that once covid has calmed down a bit, zhongli would fly over to you
also sends you cute plushies that remind him of you, sends you merch of his own
zhongli gives you a plushie of him to you <3
you also give zhongli a plushie of you and you know those bfs who take care of the plushie their gf gives to them? that's what zhongli does to them.
when your plushie is shipped to zhongli, as soon as it arrives - zhongli makes sure it's in good condition and takes care of it, it was like zhongli taking care of a baby.
every night he puts the plushie on his bed and puts the covers over it, pulls out his phone and takes a photo of it, sends it to you and sends the message "lil y/n is going to sleep now"
every morning he brings the plushie with him to the bathroom, he puts the toothbrush next to the plushie and takes a picture of it with the caption - "lil y/n is going to brush their teeth now"
it's just so adorable, he also does this every time he's doing something, eating lunch, streaming, writing, going to the gym and etc.
sends you his merch!! for free ofc. also buys you snacks, self care products and cute decorations for your room or house.
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streamer! xiao x online friend! reader
xiao's a complicated one, well for other people. he's reserved, doesn't interact with many people outside, and always has a nonchalant expression so it's hard to read his feelings.
you and xiao both met on discord, you two shared the same interest so you two got along pretty quickly. despite xiao known for not communicating well, you, somehow made xiao felt like himself
that might sound cliché but the way you always made sure that he felt comfortable despite it being an online relationship made him feel safe, you didnt use him, pressure him, or try to get anything from him and that reassured him that you weren't a bad person at all.
since day 1, xiao found himself longing for your attention, he wanted to text you everyday and he hoped that you would too. and you did!
after a few weeks, xiao surprisingly told you that he was a streamer and other information about him. you checked his account and god.. he had over 1 million subscribers
but just because xiao was famous doesn't mean anything, you continued to talk and xiao and still treated him the same way.
just like diluc and zhongli, he makes you mod and invites you to his discord server. he welcomes you and asks if you want a special role
"hi everyone, this is my friend y/n. please welcome them :)"
"you can give me a special role if you want xiao" now, xiao doesn't want people thinking he's a simp but at the same time.. he wants you to feel special as you made him feel this way.
xiao gives you a role called "y/n <3" WITH THE HEART. not just "y/n", "y/n" with a heart.
he also gives you all the perms, so technically you're kind of the owner??
just like diluc, dedicates a whole category about you, and for you.
often checks what's posted in there, makes sure that there aren't any nsfw posts about you - and if he's checking the edits well.. he's going to be saving all the ones he likes and goes onto his tiktok and followers the tiktoker who made that edit.
also he sets an event where the best edit of y/n that he has been sent will be the winner and get nitro ^^
"why not an edit of u??" "no."
he just wants to see you.. in an edit. not him, he has seen multiple edits of him but he'd rather see you <3
did i talk about how xiao literally talks to you every single day? no? okay well.. every single day xiao sends you a good morning and good night text and he makes sure to put EFFORT when texting you.
no small or dry texts, he makes sure that you dont think he's being dry and all..
you know those little xiao keychains and plushies? yeah xiao gives you them.. when you get them you almost immediately put the keychains on your bag and put the little xiao plushie on your bed
you take a picture of the plushie and send it to xiao, xiao's heart nearly burst just looking at the photo.
xiao has seen many videos of online friends/besties meeting up irl at the airport and blah blah blah - but xiao can't help it but continuously watch those videos, pretending that it was actually you and him meeting up irl.
you and xiao have actually talked about this, and you both agreed that you would fly over to his place and hang out there.
but that would only happen once covid restrictions lower.
lemme just tell you something, online or not - xiao will always smile like a mad man whenever he reads your text, why? no idea.
just you talking or even interacting with xiao makes him feel so happy.. you make him feel some type of way and xiao wants to cling onto that feeling.
also if you told your parents and friends about xiao he would be the happiest man alive.
xiao brags about you to his friends <3 they get so tried of it honestly
"yea like y/n is the best. they’re so kind and i just cant, no words can explain how much i love them." "i get it xiao. you've been talking about them for hours now.."
in all honesty, if xiao could, he would be kicking his feet in the air, his hands clutching his phone as he covers his mouth with the phone, rolling side to side while squealing.
(i mean like.. he would tho)
he would also be giggling whenever you send him a "good morning" or "have a great day <3" text, yk those men who like chuckle but it also sounds like a giggle? like not a high pitch giggle but like a kind of.. soft yet heavy giggle?? yea.
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streamer! dainsleif x online friend! reader
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU CATCH HIS EYE(ATTENTION)?????!?!?
give me your ways please.
but enough of me begging, lets get into the good stuff >:)
you and dainsleif met a LOONG time ago, online of course. you two first started to interact with each other when the owner of the server(in which dain and you were in) was recording a youtube video and the title was “matching people to become lovers” and im guessing you know what happens.. no? OH WELL- ahem. i mean, oh well basically..
you were just minding your business when all of the sudden you were put into a discord call called “lovers <3″ with another person- their user was, yup! you guessed it! “dain”
by some miracle that name wasn’t taken so it was pretty rare
“ooo and who do we have here? y/n and dain? seems like a pretty good pair!!”
after being put in the vc you immediately wanted to leave the call until you heard a “how are you.”, it wasn’t a “how are you?” it didn’t even sound like a question.
you didn’t want to leave this man hanging so you responded “im.. uh alright, you?” “mhm, good.”
now this voice wasn’t one that you didn’t recognize. before you’ve been in many vc’s and you’ve heard this man called “dain”s voice before - many women in call would swarm and fawn over him
of course you were one of them, except you were extremely weird with it and you weren’t like “OH MY GOSSSHH IT’S DAIN!!! AHHH” you were the “he has a nice voice. cool.”
but what was weird was that HE actually started the conversation first, dain never talked first, only talking first if he was being asked a question.
after that you and dain started to talk more and more
“sooo, do you know why we were being put in this vc?” “not a clue, but anyways”
after that conversation dain sent you a friend request and of course you accept!! who wouldn’t? and surprisingly, dain only had a few friends(5.)
dain would always decline other friend requests as he had no clue who they were but the fact HE friend YOU first?? mad luck.
day by day you and dain grew closer to each other, you and dain actually had many things in common, how you both liked the same game, how you both liked the same food - it was like a “match made in heaven”
sometimes you and dain would play 1v1 games, just to play together y’know? but the thing is, dain is way too easy on you. why is that?? like get ur big balls on
BUT ANYWAYYYYS, sometimes dain teases you and honestly, that gets you flustered cause.. dain is never known to tease and yet here he is, teasing the hell out of you
“dain!! you’re being way too slow!” “i know.” “?? wha-” *gets shot* “who’s slow now?” “.”
now months later, dain is absolutely IN LOVE with you, you were so kind and considerate. you was always there to give him encouraging words when he needed them the most and you always went out of your way to cheer him up - and those are only a few reasons why dain adores you so much.
and dain finally accepted that he’s an absolute simp for you.
after a few months you and dain were close and comfortable enough to show each other faces to each other and that’s how you find yourself complimenting the shit out of dain :) 
like once dain sent his pic you were in?? shock?? 
*sends pic of him* “you’re not real.” “yes i am, do you think im lying?” “NO IT’S NOT THAT YOU’RE JUST SO... PRETTY?? LIKE HELLOOOOO??? give me your good looks pls..?”
i don’t think i mentioned how dain was in complete shock when you sent your pic first?? because good lord, he was red. extremely red. like yea he loves likes you but the fact that you’re absolutely gorgeous?!
drop deap gorgeous.
yes, dain had a nosebleed upon seeing your picture(selfies??).
i could 100% see dain buying and sending you plushies of him.
“dain, why did you send me a plushie of you??” “because, free merch.”
free merch?? was he some youtube or something??
once you questioned him about it dain finally revealed the truth: he was a streamer
at first you didn’t know what to say but there was one thing you needed to do: find him on twitch.
you hop onto your pc while dain keeps on sending you messages like “.. hello? y/n?” “y/n.. are you..”
*searches “dainsleif” in twitch* * finds dain’s twitch* “!!!” “1 MILL+ SUBS??”
“DAIN. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?? i could’ve seen your pretty face the whole time ;(” *dain blushing profusely*
yes, and now you watch dains twitch there and then(everyday) and you always donate to dain sending him cute messages like “how are you dain?? - y/n” or “Y/N’S HERE!!”
dain always softly laughs at your messages, he finds you so adorable
now, because of covid, there was a really low chance that you and dain would be able to actually meet up.
you and dain have been thinking about this for a few weeks now, you two have been extremely close and you two were practically best friends now..
so why not meet up??
you and dain discuss about this and decided that dain would come over to your place for about a month or so once borders open up and have fun together - you two would also be vlogging and going to many places together <3
dain is SO excited to meet up with you, he has dreamt of this moment since forever.
he wants to take you everywhere, spoil the absolute shit out of you and kiss you
dain would be so shy if you two met up irl, although he has been dreaming about meeting up with you - he can’t help but feel nervous. even though you both aren’t meeting up right now it seems like it.
you and him talking about meeting up just makes him nervous(in a good way!)
+ dain would buy you cute chibi keychains of himself, he might even make one for you!! a chibi keychain of you and him holding hands <3
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streamer! albedo x online friend! reader
him? having a crush on you? you must be dreaming.
there’s no way that the one and only albedo, the famous and handsome streamer had a crush on you.
how is that even possible? albedo never showed any emotion towards anyone, only smiling and laughing sometimes. but never have albedo looked at someone with genuine love and care.
and that makes you feel some what special. but what can you say? you feel the same way towards him anyways <3
so, how did you two meet? well.. once upon a time albedo was just streaming when he accidentally(how??) joined the wrong server and you were the owner and welcomed him
you were so kind and albedo felt bad if he left so he just stayed and replied with “thank you” and the rest they say, is history.
im just kidding, let me just throw in bits and pieces of the most important details
about albedo, albedo was one of those “among us” streamers during quarantine
and that’s when his popularity started the bloom
most of his viewers were just there because of his content OR his looks, he looked like he was an goddess, his face looked like as if it was carved by angels themselves, his hair looked soft and silky and his calm demeanor and soft/calming voice made girls fawn over him.
because of his calm demeanor, people have always thought of him as an unproblematic(WHICH HE IS!!) streamer and a shy man but nope, albedo IS unproblematic but he isn’t quite.. shy
but after meeting you - things changed, you changed his life and.. him over all.
you and albedo talked after you welcomed him - then things started to escalate(not really), you and albedo had a lot of things in common and that ended up with albedo friending you and honestly, he didn’t mind friending you. you were fun to talk to and he meant it
and since then you two have been talking non stop <3
within a few weeks albedo’s fans started to notice odd changed with his behaviour
albedo always paused his game or said “sorry guys, i need to do something” and got on his phone, typing something and then.. smiling?? who’s this? this is NOT albedo.
albedo would also seem more happier? he seemed like he was in a better mood every single day and not that anyone’s complaining.. it’s just, odd.
moving on!!
you would always send albedo cute cat videos and very concerning tiktoks but did albedo care? no, as a matter of fact albedo goes onto elaborating the tiktok you just watched which sometimes is a bit unnecessary but also funny.
“ALBEDOOOOO” “Y/NNNNNNNN” :GUESS WHAT ‘BEDO??” “WHAT IS ITTT???” *sends a tiktok of milk* *sudden change in text* “hm, this is rather interesting. i’ll look into it more, thank you y/n.” “?? ALBEDO WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT’S JUST MILK..” “there’s a deeper meaning.” “...”
not to mention albedo is NEVER dry to you, never ever.
but to others? yes.
does he have a crush on you? yes
but do you know that? absolutely not??
OH OH AND ALBEDO HAS TIKTOK!! YES!! I KNOW RIGHT!!??
you two have tiktok of course, and you and albedo sometimes duet each other LOL
it would be absolutely random but the comments would always match your energy and honestly, you loved it.
sometimes you would hop onto tiktok trends and dance to whatever
albedo would OF COURSE like it and favourite it
(also are we not going to add that he’s literally so supportive of you when you do those “tiktok viral dances”??)
(*posts a tiktok of you dancing to a viral song not even putting in effort* albedo: YOUR MOOOVVVESSSSS!! <3″ “>:) ikr”)
and seeing you on tiktok makes albedo want to meet you in real like and honestly, albedo already thought about this but did he tell you? no
he’d rather surpirse but then again.. would that invade your privacy??
would that make you hate him?
that’s when albedo decided to ask you and what you said surprised albedo
“hey y/n, i just want to ask, would you like to meet up one day? like irl?” “i’ve been waiting for you to say this, YES” “it sounds like you’re saying “YES” like i proposed to you..” “oh?”
and now you and albedo are waiting for the covid restrictions to lower so you two can finally meet up irl <3
just the thought of you two meeting up excited the hell out of him
albedo is growing more and more impatient as time goes by
but enough of that. what would albedo ship to you?
well, he would ship you his merch, his very own plushies(high quality), keychains, and his very own stickers <3 AND SO MUCH MORE TOO!!
would package them neatly and makes sure nothing breaks during transportation.
also puts in some snacks for you <3
and adds his own personal card/letter to you!!
soooo.. how do people know that albedo likes you? easy!
it’s the change in behaviour whenever he’s “around” you
albedo could have a nonchalant manner on but as SOON as he hears a “ding” he immediately grabs his phone and once he sees something(your text) his face lights up and a faint smile forms
it’s so obvious, that this guy does not care about anything except you.
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streamer! scaramouche x online friend! reader
what’s it like constantly being bugged by the annoying scaramouchey?
good? bad? alright?
honestly, it isn’t thatttt bad to be bugged by scara BUT sometimes he says the weirdest stuff ever and it concerns you.
but moving on :)
what do i even start on..
right! how did you and scara meet? well it all happened way before scara hit 1 mill subs
you and scara had been online friends since forever, you two met on a gaming server and since then you two have been getting closer and closer every day <3
scara was always mean to you, not that you care anyways - you and scara would go back and fourth throwing insults at each other before one of you give up(which was never scara)
but after a few months(years..) scara finally opened up to you and started to be a LITTLE bit nicer to you.
then scara decided to become a streamer as he has seen articles that said that becoming a streamer makes you thousands and even millions of dollars
scara informed you about his doing and you encouraged him :) you said that you were going to be there by his side during every step of his journey - and what you said to him seemed to have an effect on his brain.
scara seemed to appreciate you more day by day and you loved that about him, he wasn’t as mean as before but he was a bit better.
throughout his streams he grew more and more
and of course you helped him!! by supporting and promoting/hyping him back!!
you would post things like “GO SUB TO SCARAMOUCHEY!! >:)” and “hey y’all.. it would rlly help me and my scaramouchey if u could sub to him!! my son would be so so proud ;(”
and of course scara would be so embarrassed every time you posted something like that.. who wouldn’t?
once scara hit around 300k subs he started to gain popularity on tiktok WHICH boosted hi dono’s and subs
but there’s one thing that scara always did at the end of the stream, start of the stream and is always in his bio - he always makes sure that your @ / name is there. he wants everyone to know that it was YOU who supported him through out the years
but even though scara is embarrassed that he’s doing something so “lovey-dovey” he still allows it to be there. and you’re always reminding him of that and teasing him but at the end he still doesn’t remove your @ / name
why? well.. he just doesn’t want your name out of his sight.. hhhhh
time skip
scara has now more than 1 mill subs and your name is still on his bio!!
what a faithful man, y/n get the hint!!! >:(
you and scara have NEVER met before and that really saddens you(and perhaps scaramouche too..)
yes you could’ve met each other a long long time ago BUT you two were young and your parent(s?) were extremely strict and wouldn’t allow you both to meet up.
but now that you’re both grown up.. that means you can meet up with each other!!
scara already booked the tickets for.. the next month..
scara will never admit this but: he really wants to meet up with you, like really bad.
he wants to feel your touch
he’s too much of a tsundere to even admit that..
he’s always mean towards you that you doubt your relationship
“why are you always so mean to me :(” “im not even mean to you.” “yes you are, you hurt my feelings” *scara: panicking that he hurt your feelings* “ok fine, im sorry.” “are you really..?” “yes. now shut up” “ouch.. that hurt my feelings..” “...” scara really wants to punch you but in the middle of the punch he puts his fists away and kisses you instead.
AHEM. but i wont go into too much detail about the plan for the meet up..
moving on
one of the things that scara doesn’t do but everyone does(^^) is that he does not send you stuff, like at all.
the ONLY thing he’ll ever send you is his merch. that’s all. nothing else.
he says that you’re “not worthy” for “other things” and that makes you sad, but what can you do? he’s scara
scaramouche will be scaramouche..
(but secretly he does want to send you stuff but is too scared that you’ll think he’s weird)
but you being scara’s crush.. it’s kind of complicated.
though scara is mean to you and all he still has his own way of caring for you
maybe he’ll show you his way of loving when you both meet in real life..
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note: if you would like to be added to the genshin taglist pls just ask me!! dont be shy <3
taglist: @tomansimp @one-offmind @miitchiji @dainsleif-when-playable liking + following + reblogs are very much appreciated!! another note: sagau x reader fic and event coming very soon!! please give me some ideas for my event, i dont mind any :) tell me if you would like to be in sagau x reader taglist(to be early lmfao) <3 also scara’s and albedo’s part is rushed so im sorry if i doesn’t make any senssseeee
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bomber-grl · 5 months
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Hiro Hamada dating hc ❤︎₊ ⊹
~ Pairing(s): Hiro Hamada x Gn!reader (no pronouns used)
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Hiro is most definitely full of nerves and awkwardness when the relationship first starts
I mean you can’t rlly blame him considering it’s super awkward when you start dating your friend 🫠🫠
He obvs eases up eventually and it becomes more casual between the two of you .
He pretty much stays the same but the way he tries to sneakily hold your hand doesn’t go unnoticed
He’s still the stupid and cringe prick he always was
Except 100x worse
You thought it couldn’t get worse than this? Well you were wrong 🦍
He’s alwayyyysssss bothering you
Sure he loves you and everything but bro
You can only handle so much
Bro is obsessed with so many things and is in a bunch of fandoms
So best believe you’re gonna have to sit and listen to him talk about the lore about random ass shit you’ve never heard about
How lovely ☺️
He seems to be on crack all the freaking time
Freaking demon child
You’ll especially love when you get comfortable enough to cuddle and he decides to trap you under the blanket with his farts while he runs away
And they say romance is dead 😍
And then he goes and acts like he’s an angel in front of cass
☺️ beautiful
Just smile for the time being, dw you can imagine the torture you’ll put him through to get you through the week
Also, you can’t not tell me this boy is a gamer or anime watcher
He’ll definitely watch shonen anime’s like Naruto or bleach but secretly watch them romance animes
Hell probably watch kdramas too, initially because cass would and it kinda stuck with hiro
Now going back
Hiro is super clingy
He tries denying it but he’s Fr super fucking clingy
It’s not a bad thing iggggg
He’s super cuddly and affectionate but not like in a super lovey way but more like a cat just doing whatever
Likes having his hair played with too
Will throw a whole ass tantrum if you don’t
Not rlly but still)
It’s pretty fun hanging around him especially when you’re not with him
When you’re not together you use social media to interact
Over TikTok, discord and just regular ol messages
Usually over TikTok since you guys be having TikTok wars
Whenever you open the app hiro always sends you 99+ TikTok’s and you do the same just to be an ass
He also uses those wack ass TikTok emojis 😭
Imagine going home after a long day at school and just seeing-
“Fnafl0v3r_66 tagged you “hehe [cute]”
If you don’t know that emoji go ahead and search it on TikTok)
Following that message is a video of sukuna x Cinderella w bakugo as their son
Like wtf
And then there’s the other end of the spectrum with hiro tagging you in those cute couple TikTok’s like bro pick a sideeeee
Ugly ass
Calling him that as if you guys don’t cuddle all the time
Well yea he’s pretty cool to have as a boyfriend when he’s not being a pain in the ass 😍
Extra - I just think of that one audio “I love you mr beast, I’ll love you forever and ever”
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Best believe he says that on repeat
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bliss-in-the-void · 6 months
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Okay so the official translation released today of Chapter 236 right, and we got this panel:
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Satoru tells Suguru “I don’t feel lonely now”, which contradicts our understanding of his character a bit. We all believed that he felt lonely because of how isolating his powers are, and that one of the driving forces for becoming a teacher was so that no one would be alone like he and Suguru had become.
Well, we were half right. Remember this panel in Chapter 220?
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When Satoru said he won’t leave anyone alone? I thought he’d been talking about the way he and Suguru both felt. Nope. Turns out, it was solely for the way Suguru turned out.
By admitting to Suguru in Ch236 that he wasn’t lonely, he’s revealing that his sole motivation for being a teacher and making the decisions he did was to prevent anyone ending up alone and broken like Suguru had.
And that notion is 100x more painful.
Isn’t it something that when they were together, Satoru relied on Suguru to be his moral compass? And then after he left, he dedicated his life to atone for leaving Suguru alone, once again relying on him to shape his decisions and judgement?
It was all for Suguru.
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vylad243 · 1 month
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Angel! Vox au
I got the fallen Angeli idea from Kevin-ibw Salvation AU, and I wanted to pair it with your Alastor Rut headcanon.
basically Vox is a felled Angel who quickly becomes a overlord and is hiding as a sinner
because 1: it better to trick people into believing his weaker then he seems 2: it will get Lucifer on his ass as soon as he find out, and he have enough shit to deal with
the only people who really knows his a Angel is Velvette, and Alastor (who find out by accident, explain later)
And basically Alastor is trying to court Vox in any way possible because he have fallen harder then both Lucifer and Vox, while Vox is trying to understand why the fuck Alastor giving him sinner died body’s and flower (three rose to be precise, it have a every special meaning)
One day when Alastor was stalking observing Vox for any ideas to give him gifts, Vox let out a pained groan and let out his hidden wings.
Alastor have a gay panic in the shadows as Vox just want to sleep on his desk because he’s too tired to deal with anything (and it like the only way he can really sleep)
So now Alastor is trying to prove that’s he’s the best mate for his angel(literally) and is now 100x more unhinged and possessive for his Mate
and it gets so much worse during his rut, like Vox have to hug Alastor 24/7, unless he wants like half of the pride ring murdered
(Alastor likes to clean Vox’s wings)
@kevin-ibw ( I just wanted to give proper credit since I don't think asks can @ lol)
I adore this so much! With permission from both you, anon, and Kevin-ibw, I would love to write a story about this!
It would truly make Alastor and Vox such a power couple when Alastor and Vox finally get their situation sorted out. I imagine it would be a lot similar to my book at first, where Vox gets chosen as his mate and Alastor would ask him for help before confessing, but the idea of Vox's hesitation being all about his wings just for Alastor to already know is so delicious. (I love secrets that the S/O already knows and just tolerating their partner's bullshit)
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snogards · 10 days
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I think it's insane that after the final Agni Kai, Zuko was able to tank a hyper-powered lightning bolt (I mean, tank in the way he was still moving after getting hit, even if it was just groans of pain and slight twitching). He just got healed by Katara for about 5 seconds and was A-OK afterward.
When Aang got struck by lightning, he was in a coma for like what? Almost a month? And you're telling me Zuko gets struck by lightning, and 5 minutes later, is walking around like it never happened? Sorry, I can't believe that.
But Sno, you say, Aang was in his most fragile state. Of course, he was in a month long coma after he basically died. Okay, and I think that Zuko being hit by a lightning bolt 100x more powerful than the one Aang got hit by would also put Zuko in a coma; especially because Katara doesn't have the spirit water to bring him back to life. Unlike Aang, Zuko only gets regular water, not magic water, to heal him.
"But, but Zuko redirected it," you say. Uh no, Zuko wasn't grounded, so that shit still hit him like a damn truck. He redirected some of it, but not all of it. I would probably say that it burnt him from the inside out. It's a miracle that in LOK, that man is still kicking it and being a badass in his early 90s. He should have serious heart issues, if not have died in his 70s at the absolute latest. The man should not be kicking ass in the poles. He should be on bed rest.
In conclusion, Zuko should have been in a coma for like at least a year (realistically he should be dead, but this is a kids show where the main characters aren't allowed to die, so I'll let it slide) and I will stand by that.
If you wanna read how the creators could have worked with comatose Zuko, read under the cut. If not, then I hope you enjoyed my little rant. This post got longer than I thought.
Here's how the creators could have dealt with comatose Zuko and the potential storylines our other favorites could have had at the end of book 3 and a majority of the potential and nonexistent book 4:
Aang is having to deal with the consequences of Ozai being left alive, as I'm sure the Earth Kingdom and the Water Tribes would not like that fact. As well as their newest Fire Lord currently being in a comatose state. They barely trusted Zuko. Are you telling me they're gonna trust The Dragon of the West? (More on this at the end) And maybe Aang would actually get some character development, unlike in season 3.
I don't think Sokka, Suki, and Toph would have storylines that center Zuko all that much, but they would also definitely be mourning the semi-loss of Zuko along with whatever storyline they get. Maybe Sokka and Suki can have conflict in their relationship now that the war is over and they might physically have to go their own ways. Toph can probably wonder where she can go from here. Will she try and reconcile with her parents again? Will she travel with Aang once Zuko wakes up? Will she stay in the Fire Nation and help Zuko sniff out traitors with her seismic sense? Needless to say, the 3 of them have endless opportunities.
Katara is now dealing with the guilt of not only having put Zuko in that position in the first place, but also not being able to fully heal him (even though he would have done that for anyone, not just her). And if you're a Zutara shipper, like myself, even realizing potential feelings and the conflict that comes with that. Or if we still wanna go through with the canon ending of Kataang, have her navigate her feelings about Aang properly and not whatever that original canon ending was. And if we wanna go the "Katara doesn't need a man" route (my personal favorite despite my shipping tendencies), she could try and navigate where she goes from here, like Toph. Obviously, she'll go back to the Southern Water Tribe and help out there, but what comes after they've recovered? She's not the type to stand by and settle when there are other people who need her help. Will she go to the Earth Kingdom and help rebuild there? Go to the Fire Nation and help out there? Become an ambassador of the Southern Water Tribe to help better relations with the other nations? (My personal favorite) The possibilities are endless for her.
But you know who would be affected the most? Iroh. Not only did he (kinda) lose his nephew, who was his second son, but he now has to deal with the diplomatic repercussions of his past as a general of the Fire Nation. Like I said before, the Earth Kingdom and the Water Tribes barely trusted Zuko; no way in hell are they gonna trust the man that laid seige to Ba Sing Se for nearly 2 whole years, regardless if he's the reason the city was freed from Fire Nation control. The pressure Iroh would feel from advisors regarding the fact that his only heir is comatose would increasingly get worse as the months go by. We know that Zuko will wake up, but Iroh and the rest of the cast don't. Iroh is dealing with the fracturing Fire Nation and pressure from the Earth Kingdom and the Water Tribes, all while his son is in a coma. He could see what he was going to have Zuko face by himself with no support around him. What would he do with Ozai? Would be a major question throughout the season.
Of course, in the end, Zuko wakes up because we want a happy ending for them all. But the turmoil we could have gotten in the end would have been *chefs kiss*
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mores0 · 5 months
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So, I just rewatched season 1 episode 14 of Psych/the poker episode last night, and I have so many thoughts lmao.
First of all, Henry recommend Psych to one of his buddies, he wouldn’t admit to it, sure, but he did that. And that seemed to mean a lot to Shawn, it was kind of sweet honestly. And then Henry told Shawn to tone down the psychic crap, so for the rest of the episode, Shawn acted 100x more unhinged which is so real of him honestly. Love him for that. And then at the end of the episode, he literally impulse gambled their payment for the case and lost it in the span of about one minute- which hurt me a little bit inside lmao. I felt Gus’ pain in that moment, haha.
And Shawn had a really cool ‘oh, he’s actually really fucking smart’ moment in this episode- which I’m always go feral for. So like- he finds this random business card for lawns right? And instead of just thinking it’s junk or something, he just says “why would the guy have this? He’s in debt and lives in apartment, he has no lawn and even if he did, his priority would not be his lawn,” or something around those lines. And on the back of the card there a was a random combination of R’s and L’s, which would’ve been gibberish to anyone else- but later on- he goes to the gardening place yeah? And he follows a suspicious guy around for a bit before losing him and realized that the letters in the back of the card were directions and discovered a whole ass underground/illegal gambling ring- what the actual hell lmao! Things like this only ever happens to Shawn, I swear.
But, no, for real. He was so smart for actually figuring that out, I don’t know who else would’ve.
Anyways, in a different post I already talked about how Shawn has a terrible sleep schedule, which is also seen in this episode because Shawn was sleeping in like, the middle of the day and only woke up because his dad told him something came up in the case. Henry- let him sleep, omg.
Also, Juliet’s part of the episode was gold. So, it’s Lassiter’s birthday and she wants to throw a party for him. And, it’s crazy how different their relationship is in this episode, because Juliet talked about how he never talks to her, and sometimes he asks to drive in silence, which I literally can’t imagine happening later on in the series. Anyways— to find out more about what he likes, she calls his mom who is exactly like Lassiter lmao! His mom at first thought that she was trying to steal her information, and that she was now recording their call, and then Juliet accidentally slipped out that he was separated which his mom did not know, and so she immediately hung up, Juliet was now regretting her entire life, and then you see Lassiter picking up his phone because his mom wants her ring back lmao! And then she goes through his notebook and invited all the people on it to his house, and apparently they were all just repeated crinimals that he checks up on, but they were so nice honestly. Instead of doing anything bad, they all just showed up and stood around, and one of them even brought him a gift.
And then Gus and Shawn ran away as if their lives depended on it, which was hilarious, but, like, why?? Lmao, they weren’t the ones who invited them, why are they running for??
And, yes, this post is for @pineapple-psychic, I hope that you like it even though it’s more incoherent than usual lmao.
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welkinsky · 1 year
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Hello! Im not the pimple request anon but can I ask for Neji and Shino too? I also go through periods where I get addicted to those videos, they are so satisfying 😂
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A/N: I know its been a long time but here it is. Part 1 (Kakashi, Itachi & Madara)
Naruto Characters & Reader Popping Their Pimples
Obito
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Obito will be so surprised that you just don't let them be.
He'll be more excited than you to do all this. He will be asking a lot of questions and to your excitement, you will be happy to answer all of them.
Even if you make a mistake he'll take it down as a "don't" in the little mental list that he is creating.
The next time he'll do it will be when you'll be sitting right next to him. He'll want to show off to you how he paid attention to all of that and is basically an expert now.
But once you tell him that YOU like to do it he will let you know and may even let you in on a few tricks that he figured out himself!
Naruto
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At first, he'll be excited about it as well. Just like Obito, he had no clue that this was a THING.
So he'll lie down, bring your all the things you'll need. But as soon as you apply rubbing alcohol to his pimple and it starts to sting he'll sit right up, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT IT WAS GONNA HURT."
You tried to laugh it off and said that this hurts because of the alcohol and only this step hurts.
The poor guy believed you but when you squeezed it, he was in the other corner of the room, "I think it is better if we let it be." with a "YOU LIED" face hahaha it'll be so funny that you won't be able to stop laughing.
Although your puppy face is all he needs to endure all the "Pain". Even though his training hurts like 100X times he'll be so sensitive which will be the funniest thing for you to watch.
Secretly you made a video that you showed to Sakura.
Sasuke
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He'll be disgusted right from the start. First of all, he doesn't even touch it why would he let YOU touch it?
But after you gnaw at him for HOURS he will let you do it.
Still, be very disgusted the entire time.
Once it is all done and you asked him to take a look in the mirror he denied it and went on with the day to get rid of all the weird feelings that process gave him.
But when he'll see the mirror later he'll be a little impressed and might ask you to do it again depending on how bad it is. If it is too bad he'll NEVER in the world would let you touch it. Not because he is insecure or anything but he just hates the entire idea.
Neji
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Just like Sasuke, he'll be against the whole idea.
But unline Sasuke he WILL BE insecure about it which is why he is insecure about it.
What if you came closer and realized how bad it actually is. Because let's be honest, Neji is the sort of guy who must be very hygienic and cautious about his looks even if he doesn't show it but I can imagine that he does a lot.
So the fact that you even noticed that he has a pimple made him a bit insecure.
But once you said, "What is wrong with it, you too have them and it is better to get rid of them rather than them leaving a mark later." He was a little convinced.
But was asking you to be very careful while doing everything.
Shino
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He won't be against it but might feel a bit uncomfortable because after the whole process is done he cannot let his insects touch it.
He never stops them from anything but this was a bit odd for him.
He will be his quiet self as you start but just like Naruto, he'll jump out of his place as soon as it stings.
"You said it won't hurt." he'd say without sounding angry even though he is a bit caught off guard.
He'll still agree to do it since you want him to. But would complain a lot like a baby.
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Evolution question. I know evolution happens by having 1) variation and 2) outside forces that give advantage to specific variations, and those with disadvantage either die or don't have babies. I also know today humans are "survival of pretty much anyone" rather than "survival of the fittest/most suited", because we have things like healthcare (society being terrible notwithstanding). So how are we still evolving things like lighter bones? Those with heavy bones aren't dying young, and I'm not asking someone if they have heavy bones before making babies with them. I saw medicalnewstoday.com say human evolution is "100x faster"?
Sorry for the slow reply, I have depression.
The first thing you need to know is that everything that reproduces is always evolving, which includes humans. While most people think of evolution in terms of BIG changes, such as new traits and adaptations arising (and eventually leading to new species), evolution is ACTUALLY all about changes in gene variants over time.
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(art is my passion)
I know that “changes in gene variants over time” is a weird collection of words, so, to quickly give some context: all humans have the same basic set of genes, but variations of those genes differ from person to person. For example, two random people will both have the collection of genes required for eyes, but one person may have a gene variant for brown eyes and the other blue eyes, or one of them may have a gene variant that causes an astigmatism (thanks, dad). These gene variations are also known as “alleles”.
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Reproducing leads to alleles being passed on, which increases their frequency. When an allele is useful, people with that allele tend to have more offspring, which leads to the allele frequency increasing. When an allele causes problems, it tends to decrease in frequency over time. When an allele is neutral, it can increase and decrease randomly in frequency, which is called “genetic drift”. All of these processes happen passively, and even if there are fewer "selective pressures" (such as dying from easily treatable infections), then genetic drift is still occurring, which means evolution is still occurring.
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(red and blue both represent neutral alleles, but with random sampling, the red allele still disappeared! neat!)
The SECOND thing you need to know is that "survival of the fittest" doesn't necessarily mean evolution is ONLY about the fittest surviving. Honestly I think the term "survival of the fittest" is a bit misleading. A more accurate statement would be "the alleles which impart traits which are more advantageous in a given environment tend to increase in frequency over long periods of time relative to other alleles", but I admit that that isn’t as punchy on a t-shirt.
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(I'd wear it)
This means that it isn’t just about reproducing and not reproducing. It’s also about relative reproduction. If one person (individual A) has one child, and another person (individual B) has three children, then individual B was 3 times more successful, reproductively, and over a long period of time (assuming a similar rate in reproduction in each generation), this leads to BIG differences.
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See? They both survived, and they both reproduced, but after only 3 generations, one has FAR more descendants! Just imagine the difference in 10 generations, or 100 generations, or 1000 generations!
Now, consider a theoretical example of two people who have the exact same amount of baby-having desire (lets say they both want 3 babies), but one of them has heavier bones (which I’m going to PRETEND would make it more likely to break a bone, based on literally nothing at all). As a result, they break a bone every five years or so, which perhaps leads to long-lasting issues, such as chronic pain. They will almost definitely survive, and will probably even reproduce, even without the intervention of modern medicine. But they’re likely to have fewer children than the person who wasn’t breaking their legs, relatively speaking, because they spent more time and energy healing instead of having more babies.
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(I've decided these theoretical people are both happy as individuals, even though one was TECHNICALLY less "successful", reproductively)
Over time, this difference in "reproductive success" would lead to populations with lighter bones overall.
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Imagine if, for both groups of descendants, one person in generation 4 decides not to have children. For the descendants of individual B (and their alleles), this is no big deal, because there are 26 other individuals who might still have children. But for descendants of individual A, this would mean their heavy-boned allele would not be passed on at all!
Now, this doesn't mean heavier-boned people will necessarily die or have no babies. It just means that, over a long period of time, due to genetic drift, heavier bones are more likely to eventually disappear, just from random chance. There's also a fair chance that they'll stick around, just in lower numbers than those with lighter bones.
This is what I would call evolution of modern humans! In basic terms, at least.
Finally, you should know that the "100x faster evolution" term is more of a case of narrative hyperbole rather than a number that represents any mathematical model of actual evolutionary change. The book it came from is reportedly interesting, but has a problem of just saying things without very much supporting evidence, so reviews are mixed.
Any questions?
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unohanabbygirl · 3 months
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All I’m thinking about is fmbh Luke getting the divorce he deserves only to vibe with Daeron and remarry him. Now Daeron and Luke getting pregnant at the same time is something I see so clearly in my mind’s eye. Unlike Aemond, I feel like Daeron completely embraced his body as a way to feel more Targaryen when he was isolated in Oldtown (plus those Hightowers never really wanted to aknowledge the strangeness of Valyrians and Alicent wasn’t there to shame him so actually he was mostly left alone to develop a very healthy understanding of his body). At Driftmark he would def find the freedom to explore his gender with clothing too. It’d be so interesting to see Luke wary of Daeron or see it as a ploy for the Hightowers to try for Driftmark again, but it turns out Daeron is 100x better than Aemond is every regard and things are just easy with him. Once again he curses Viserys for chaining him to Aemond when if the fates had just said Daeron instead of Aemond he wouldn’t have lost 10 years on a dead marriage. Aemond gets nothing in the divorce! (Tho can you imagine his pride being like I need nothing from that bastard while Otto and Alicent saying you need alimony bc you have no money). Also I love divorcee Aemond thinking it was just Luke who was ruining the marriage but once he finds himself a new wife who hates him and still no inheritance he realizes oh shit I had it easy being a consort
Luke x Daeron is so niche yet so important to me so I love this idea of these two finding love with one another. Especially after Luke’s had to deal with Aemond’s bull for so long. It would also be a much cleaner start since they barely know each other seeing as Daeron’s only come around one every blue moon and even then they never actually conversed. There’s no resentment or past grievances making things difficult either, just two people getting to know each other and coming to find love. I don’t even see Daeron holding anything about Aemond’s lost eye against Luke since they barely know each other. There’s no sense of loyalty to his older brother holding him back from a happy relationship despite Alicent’s disbelief that he could ever truly love the man who blinded his “true” family.
Daeron seeing his body as his one connection with his Targ ancestry is eye opening. He’s the only one who never had the chance to connect with that person part of himself being raised amongst the Hightowers in Oldtown. None of his extended family were comfortable enough to acknowledge him being intersex therefore never brought it up, even to shame him. Without shame came the ability to not only explore his body/gender identity, but develop confidence in who he was. Moving to Driftmark would absolutely give him the opportunity to dress differently as well. Luke’s own more feminine/androgynous sense of style interesting him to the point the point of wanting to try some things out for himself.
The image of these two stunting together is stuck to my brain like glue. Luke ofc goes with his usual choices of his houses colors. On the other hand, rather than Velaryon blue Daeron is attracted to much darker blues that almost boarder onto purple in certain light to match Tessarion
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Now Divorcee Aemond is forced to see his ex-husband and little brother flow together like a well oiled machine during events calling for the entire royal family’s presence while his new wife barely talks to him. It’s not even just the fact that he’s a pain in the ass to deal with but that Aemond is leeching off of her since he left with no money or lands in his name. Something she never lets him forget whereas Luke only mentioned money when it came to business rather than Aemond’s personal spending habits. (Luke always checked their records, but Aemond doesn’t have to know that)
Aemond really does live a good life as a kept man though. The only reason he involves himself with Driftmark’s trade at all is because it makes him feel as though he’s not living off of his nephew even though he very much is lmaoo
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Never got the chance to say this from how busy I suddenly got, but I really want to say this about Glorious Masquerade.
I've played Twisted Wonderland since JP launch, and in that time, I can count only two times that I was sad to see an event or a campaign end. It was the Octavinelle chapter campaign and the first Beans Day event. I was sad for several reasons, one of them being that they were the very first events, and I found joy in them. But I also grew attached to Octavinelle and to Azul especially because of those events. After those events, I never cared about the other events enough to feel sadness over seeing them end. Many of them were fun, and I got to learn so much about the characters, but I never felt emotionally attached otherwise.
Halloween events had always irritated me for being too long. The first Halloween burnt out many fans, and I witnessed this firsthand in my servers and in Tumblr. So when I heard that Masquerade was going to last till December 1, I had an "ah shit here we go again" moment but in a tired way.
But Glorious Masquerade was different. For the first time after two years, I would be looking forward to a new part. For once, I did not mind that the event lasted for more than a month. It was painful to wait a week for a new update, and yet there was a thrill in waiting for a week. Because if it was a 2 day wait, I think it wouldn't be as enjoyable since those two days are used to process what just happened. I loved every single moment of the event. Of course, Azul being the SSR for the event made me enjoy it 100x more than usual, but I was able to enjoy everything. I loved that moment when Jamil and co teased Trein about his wife. I loved learning that Riddle used to cut his hair himself until Cater stopped him. I loved seeing Epel use his UM to protect Riddle. I loved seeing Ruggie and Jamil use their UMs to use other students as bait. I loved Malleus telling Rollo that he views his magic as a gift that he can choose to share with the people he cares about. I loved Rollo and his complex relationship with magic and mages. I loved the high stakes that this event had. I loved the way Neige and Chenya protected Rook & Epel and Riddle & Deuce. I loved the concept of the extinct flower sucking up magic until a mage has no more. I loved even the diary scene that would have been cringe normally but was somehow endearing to see. I loved Azul finally revealing his UM incantation. I loved the rhythmic where Malleus, Azul, and Idia sang. I loved all the HoND references. I loved... everything. I was excited over every little thing, which I thought was not possible anymore after being exposed to TWST for so long.
When I reached the end of the Glorious Masquerade event, I felt so sad. I would not be looking forward to a new update for this story. I felt a sadness that I hadn't felt in more than two years, and I almost wish that this was the endless Halloween event because I wished the moments that Glorious Masquerade gave me lasted forever.
So as we finally move to new events, I just want to say thank you TWST for giving us such a wonderful story. The writing was amazing and spectacular, to the point that it beats out some of the main story episodes. I had some of the most fun I ever had this year thanks to this event. I genuinely enjoyed this event. As Diasomnia chapter arrives, I just want to say that I am really looking forward to what TWST has in store for us, and I can't wait for a very thrilling episode.
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childrenrecord · 1 year
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part of saeru's character and theming is that he can only really feel any sort of attachment to azami, and that anyone else is really just a means to an end in filling azami's original desire. he has autonomy that azami's other snakes do not and he CHOOSES to revolve his entire self around azami and azami only even if he gains other "masters." the reason he is able to do so is because he was born from azami's most complicated desire. so he is created to be complicated enough to fulfill that desire. even if he has to hurt and trick her, he will do what he believes is best for her in order to understand herself. the fallacy of saeru is that he cant understand human relationships or love, so the way he goes about in his care for azami is inhumane. he can never understand azami or her feelings, no matter how much he believes he does. that's why he's "forgotten" about when azami meets tsukihiko and starts a family. love isnt a part of his purpose. his purpose is to portray the horror of stagnation. his "love" for azami doesnt come from a place of security, it comes from fear of change.i went a lot of different ways with this. but saeru is a hard egg to crack bc i do think jin tries to portray him as pure evil but then contradicts himself entirely with saeru in manga route 2. so this is just trying to make sense of it. but back to my og tweet yeah saeru isnt meant to harbor any love for anyone outside of azami period, and if he did then it would honestly make him 100x less interesting rather then give him MORE depth. it also would take away from his use in kagepro's narrative as the living memory of all of azami's trauma and pain and in turn all of the other character's trauma and pain. the reason he is that way is so he can represent the despair that comes with trying to prevent change, good or bad.
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dxringred · 2 years
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said i’d type up some werewolf au stuff for @hellmo, so here’s an incoherent, disorganized post.
robin’s parent’s actually aren’t assholes here. i don’t know how much basis there is for it in the show/book, but since i see it in every fic, i’m breaking the mold. they’re frequently out of town because they’re trying to find a cure for robin’s affliction, or at least something that will hopefully make her transformations more bearable + give her some control over her wolf side. they’re the ones who werewolf-proofed the basement at robin’s request. they love her regardless of the curse, but they’ve seen first-hand how much it upsets her and want to do all they can. 
nancy obviously sees robin as being no less human even in spite of the curse. early on, she once compared it to menstruation (”since that also happens monthly”) and robin choked on her own laughter before going, “that might be worse, actually.” 
robin’s werewolf abilities don’t carry over outside of the full moon with the exception of her hearing and sense of smell, which tend to be heightened (although still aren’t as strong as when she’s a wolf), especially during the few days directly before and after her transformation. she explains to nancy that a dog could still out-track her, but with some effort, she could still probably find nancy in town if given a shirt of hers or something. 
at her full height, on her hind legs, werewolf robin measures in at a huge 10'3″, but since she tends to stand on two legs with a bit of a hunch, it’s probably closer to 10′. on all fours, she’s around roughly half of that at poor nancy’s size of 5′3″.
the public are very much aware of werewolves, just like they are of witches, vampires etc. but there tends not to be a great deal of them around. witches are arguably the most accepted being, since they aren’t exactly far removed from 'regular’ humans, but they still face plenty of prejudice, especially in a backwater town like hawkins during the 80s. nancy didn’t realize she had any kind of magical capability until she was 13 and accidentally blew up a water cooler in frustration when a boy in her class wouldn’t stop telling her how wrong she apparently was about something and then mansplaining to her.
the hospital staff who treat nancy after her escape from wolf!robin know that her claw marks are reminiscent of those sustained during a werewolf attack, but since even fully grown ass men almost never survive those, they can’t fathom how tiny little nancy wheeler would and subsequently go along with her story about a bear. besides, there aren’t any werewolves that they know about in hawkins. 
as i mentioned in my original post, one of nancy’s moonwane potion prototypes does the exact opposite of what she’s aiming for and makes poor robin’s transformation 100x more painful. unsurprisingly, another side effect is that her wolf form ends up being even more aggressive than usual. when robin comes to the next morning, she discovers in horror that one of her shackles has actually been ripped out of the concrete, and the other wasn’t far from coming free too. 
steve (way before he ever found out the truth) once called robin dog-breath, and she cried. (largely because she thought he’d worked out her secret.) he panicked, having no idea it would upset her so much, and bought her ice-cream everyday for two weeks to make up for it.
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I feel like Neji, Itachi, Shikamaru, Barbatos and Lucifer would appreciate a massage when they're pregnant from their alpha the most.
Yes, they absolutely would!
Neji adores getting his feet rubbed. He will happily doze or do some reading on the sofa while his alpha rubs his feet. The pregnancy takes more of a mental toll on Neji more than anything else. He tracks his health meticulously, every calorie, every movement of the pup, every glass of water, everything, and that starts to weigh on him. But a nice foot massage? Yes, that takes his mind off things for a while. (Although there's a 1/5 chance that he'll get turned on seeing his alpha kneeling at his feet, soooo)
Itachi... hmm, I think he'd like a back rub more than anything else. His pregnancy is brutal on his body; he always feels sick and achy, he's exhausted and he loses a dangerous amount of weight. I just get the vibe that he'd prefer the closeness of cuddling and back rubs more than anything else. Also, he doesn't feel as guilty for falling asleep while getting back rubs because that's kind of the point of them, they're supposed to feel comforting, but he feels guilty if you go out of your way to set up a massage and then he falls asleep.
Shikamaru. He milks his pregnancy for everything it's worth, so his new addiction to massages should come as no surprise. And he wants all different sorts: head, hand, feet, back, shoulder etc. He's never sated. If you complain he reminds you that he's permanently changing his body and going through immense pain for you, and the least you can do is support him, and he wants you to support him by giving him a massage.... now....
Barbatos loves massages. Not that you'd be able to tell, the way he refuses to let you give him one without a serious battle. He always thanks you for the offer but turns it down?? But he loves them?? Make it make sense. I think once he's so pregnant, even he has to start toning back on his work, that's when he's most willing to say yes. If you do convince him, he finds it very pleasant and he says so, directing you to the parts he likes the most (normally his shoulders and back.) He always repays the favour in some way, no matter how much you tell him he doesn't need to.
Lucifer, if you're far enough into the relationship that he's carrying your pup, will agree without hesitation with a smile and a quiet 'thank you'. The pregnancy wears on him more than he'll admit, but a nice massage lets him turn off his brain and feel relaxed for a little while. He's very picky about the scents for the oils you use though, so if you don't have one he likes, he'll turn it down. Shoulder and neck massages are his favourite. They can hurt sometimes, but he feels 100x better after you finish.
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