#Beidou's kids

[haunted-xander]

Out of all the characters Shenhe has voice lines for, Xingqius the only one thats negative and that is incredibly funny to me

#everyone else shes like 'ur fine i like/respect u' #but xingqiu? #'i dont trust this kid he was whispering to u earlier is he threatening u? ill kill him.' #wat did he do to u shenhe #shenhe #ningguang #beidou #ganyu #yun jin #hu tao #chongyun #zhongli #baizhu #xiao #xingqiu #genshin impact #art #my art #xanders art #xanders haunting art #digital art #fan art

[meirisuu]

beiguang with the twins doodles :)

#genshin impact #beidou #ningguang #beiguang #you can tell which twin gets along better with which parent #sorry i love making up kid ocs for my otps this was inevitable

[mrguardianeye]

Here's a little comic i did like, a year ago? And i forgot to post it...

Is about Beidou and her drinking problems

#beidou #genshin fanart #genshin impact #genshin beidou #dont drink kids #my artwork #old fanart

[ceebiejeebiess]

inspired from one of my friends but idk which one

#cee is drawing ☆ #just kidding it’s not crack! it’s opium #genshin impact #beidou #ningguang #beigguang #beiguang

[daybreakrising]

@apocryphis: well, maybe he couldn't sell her the wingalet (the duke couldn't possibly part with his ship forever - a loan is always on the table, but a complete separation? his heart would break beyond repair), but he could find an alternative for the good captain beidou's birthday. a neatly wrapped box is delivered to the alcor, only to be relinquished to the captain herself; upon opening it, she will find a miniature replica of fontaine's now most famous (or infamous?) ship, along with a short note. "until our next excursion out at sea. safe travels, and happy birthday. - wriothesley."

She knows at once that the gift has come from an unexpected but very welcome source: her crew, as much as she loves them, are not the most adept at wrapping gifts, and besides, their gifts are more of a collective nature (and widely discouraged by her, not that they listen).

Alone in her quarters, she carefully unwraps the box with growing curiosity, plucking the note from within first despite the itch to unveil the prize still wrapped in protective cloth. Her eyes skim the words, then light up with glee. A gift from the Duke himself? She must have made a good impression upon him, indeed.

Now, at last, the gift itself is carefully lifted from its bed of cloth. Her eyes shine as she takes in the details so perfectly replicated on this miniature model. Her fingertips run over every line, every curve; feeling the cogs and the delicate adornments. She is back there immediately - upon its deck, wind in her hair as they cut through the sky above the waves, an experience so different and so similar all at once.

Oh, the Duke is getting a kiss on the mouth for this. Not as good as the real thing, of course, but she'll never pry that from his grasp. She sets the model upon her desk, pride of place, where she can look at it whenever she desires.

They'll be passing through a port known for its tea within the next few days. Perhaps a thank you gift is in order.

#apocryphis #muse; beidou (genpact) #source; g.enshin #( SHE'S GENUINELY SO THRILLED WITH THIS ???? ) #( she's also not kidding about that kiss- DFLBGLKH )

[abelllia]

Semi-Niche Crossovers go BRRR

*smashes tma, genshin, and cookie run together into a weird fruit punch*

[Image ID: The first image is a horizontal digital drawing of Ningguang and Beidou from Genshin Impact dressed as Elias Bouchard and Peter Lukas from The Magnus Archives. On the left is Ningguang, she's facing towards the camera's left and is winking at the viewer. She wears tiny circular glasses, a white dress shirt, a brown tie, a dull green tweed waistcoat, black gloves, dull brown pants, and a dull brown blazer with darker brown elbow patches. Behind her are two floating eyes with red irises. On the right is Beidou, she's facing toward the camera's right and is looking down at the viewer with an open-mouthed grin, a pipe between her teeth. She wears a pale blue dress shirt, a black tie, dark blue slacks, and a long navy blue jacket. She holds a captain's hat on her left hand. Bright blue smoke curls from her pipe. Behind them both is a rectangle that from left to right is a gradient from light green to light blue.

The second image is of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives dressed as Eclair Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom. Jon is a thin man with brown skin, long near-black hair with grey streaks in a ponytail, and dark brown eyes.  He holds a quill and several meters of parchment./.End ID]

#as always please tell me if i can improve my image id! #tw scopophobia #let's be real though if Ningguang were an Avatar she'd be of the Web #sure she seems to be omnipotent in the eyes of Liyue but that's just because she bribes kids to be snitches #she's more interested in controlling how things go than in gaining knowledge #Beidou I can see as someone of the Vast #She lines more with the Vast's 'fuck it we do what we do' vibes than any other fear I think #plus a Sea Vast Avatar would be so cool #I've wanted to do the Beigguang and LonelyEyes crossover since I first HEARD of the LonelyEyes thing #'A businessperson and a Sea Captain who are entangled in a complicated dance that may or may not be love??? Sounds familiar' #Beigguang are infinitely more functional and less malicious though lmao #As for Jon as Eclair Cookie....I got nothing #I just thought he might look good in it and not to toot my horn too much but I think he does *eyes emoji* #also Jon in a dress! Always good stuff #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #ningguang #beidou #beigguang #lonelyeyes #cookie run kingdom #eclair cookie #crossovers #abellssketches #AbellArts #AbellsSketches

[zettaiunmeis]

nothing pisses me off more than this fandom’s need to ignore every characters meaningful relationships to dickride for angsty paleskin men yes this is specifically about diluc and the excessive amount of uwu diluc and the mond kids content ive seen w the new mond event im about to start finding people, sneaking into their homes in the middle of the night and filling their ear canals with ketchup and ranch.

#genshin impact #anti-diluc #anti-diluc ragnvindr #this is 90% abt fanon d*luc #censoring so it doesnt show up on tags #hopefully #canon d*luc is fine honestly i just #im tired of the dickriding #like directly to the detriment of characters who they do have relationships w #like its so much of oh look at d*luc and his new kids and its like bennett and razor and those guys yk #but like. bennett and razor have parent figures #they HAVE role models and teachers #we KNOW that bennett and kaeya share the same attack patterns we KNOW that this trend tends to be with characters with mentorships #like we know about like xinyan and beidou having similar attack patterns for a similar reason #we know bennett has role models why does everything have to be about angsty white men #and like razor literally has lisa #like yes he can have other ppl #but like the specific choice of replacing lisa who is very much a mentor and potentially parent figure to razor #with d*luc #whats the reason whats the reason for replacing women and (visibly) brown ppl with white men #maybe im just dumb but like #this feels so weird #and to an extent its also detrimental to d*luc's canon relationships #because like the fact that he has such a stringent relationship with like kaeya and jean matters!! #the fact that these are his most arguably important relationships with other playable characters matters!! #it tells us a lot abt him #and overwriting it for uwu fluff purposes is fine #bc like fandoms going to fandom #but i hope yall are doing it with the awareness that nothing you personally feel is canon #and idk

[maddyshome]

next into my headcanons, childe would be a horrible father

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #sorry yall its just the truth #just bcs he likes kids doesnt mean he could be a good parent #he would be SHITTY af #the lying kind #incredibly unstable would not be able to meet his kids's needs #so he would pretend all is good #and buy food or some gift #his kids would HATE him #also hes literally a child in a man's bpdy #cant see him wanting a kid either #hes just the aunt or uncle who likes to visit sometimes #on the other hand ningguang and beidou would be great mothers

[damianito]

im aware i can say sex i ust wanted to be funny :pensive emoji:

but does this make beidou the cool wine aunt that spoils their neices n nephews with gifts,,,, or the nice grandma that gives her grandchildren lots of snacks

A combination of both

#you ask i answer #Beidou is very happy to have them on board when Kazuha takes them with him #She always get them gifts she finds #& also gives them gifts that Ningguang sends from liyue #Kazuha & Heizou cant help their kids becoming spoiled

[fishareglorious]

Lmao they are all babysitting this child

#beidou #ganyu #yao yao #ningguang #genshin impact #checked the ministry of civil affair's wiki page and huh they do a ton of shit to keep liyue together #honestly feels like hoyoverse completely forgot about this kid #there was a rumor back before chasm that said she was getting released along with the area #but now she wasn't there not many people are talking about her :( #also ningguang's voiceline... fellas is it gay if you are fighting with a boat captain because she's feeding ur kid too much seafood instead #of veggies?

[trashcanfills]

Is it just me or is it that most of the character outfit and hairstyle designs are very questionable? Especially with the ladies?

Ok look I get that its mostly for fanservice but goddamn it you should at least have the clothing pieces make SENSE like bruh

For gods sake Lisa isnt even wearing any bottoms its just outright lingerie and the only reason why shes not full out flashing her underwear is cus of that flappy clothe thingy at the front and back. Like wtf.

The clothes on some of the girls are so skin tight it makes me feel so uncomfortable. Some of them dont even have a freaking bra for support no. The boobs are just hanging there!! Beidou only has a fucking belt to support her boobas for christ’s sake A BELT and Jean’s pants are so skintight you can see the outline of her coochie like that is just uncomfortable as heck.

Dont even get me started on Mona like what the FUCK how do you even put that kind of outfit on? How is it that it’s perfectly molded to her body? She must be broke because she got a fucking good seamstress to personally design and tailor that skin tight suit to her exact measurements and that cost all her savings.

Not even the guys are exempted from shit clothing designs like what the absolute FUCK is that abomination Ayato is wearing? WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE A SUIT SOME KIMONO/HANFU LIKE SLEEVES???? IT LOOKS SO FUCKING OFF LIKE BRUH WHAT WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO A PERFECTLY WELL DESIGNED SUIT YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST STOPPED THERE BUT NOOOOOOOOOO

And who thought it was a good idea to give razor a hood with super long hair??? The hair isnt even tied its just hanging at the back WHILE RAZOR IS WEARIN THE HOOD MEANING THAT THE HAIR CLIPPED OUT OR THERES A SMALL HOLE CUT AT THE HOOD SO HIS HAIR AND COME OUT. CAN YOU SEE HOW RIDICULOUS THIS SOUNDS.

Speaking of hair, oh god. Why do they like adding unnecessary ponytails. I thought Sucrose and Zhongli looked really good until I looked at their back AND SAW A THIN PONYTAIL HANGING OFF. DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT IS WHEN THEIR HAIR IS STYLED TO LOOK SHORT WITH ALL THE ENDS POINTING OUT AT THE SIDES AND BACK? DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS THAT WOULD LOOK WHEN THEY UNTIE THEIR HAIR CUS IT WOULD LIKE A BUSH AND A STRAIGHT WATERFALL COMBINED TGT

I have much more to say but I will stop it here before I go too far. I understand the need for fanservice. Ok. But for the love of all that is holy at least make the clothes and hairstyles not shit pls its possible to make decent designs while making the characters look sexy and revealing why

#genshin impact #genshin #this is just a rant #as u can see #like bruh #lisa genshin impact #beidou #beidou genshin impact #sucrose #sucrose genshin impact #zhongli #zhongli genshin impact #mona genshin impact #jean genshin impact #ayato genshin impact #i kid u not I have Something to say abt every single charavter out there

[seolarskyes]

✲⋅*,∴° genshin as my kpop playlist!

💜 genshin characters as my kpop summer playlist ♡ electro edition!

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#genshin impact #lisa minci #genshin razor #genshin beidou #genshin keqing #fischl von luftschloss narfidort #raiden shogun #kujo sara #yae miko #kuki shinobu #bts #twice #stray kids #ateez #itzy #billie #kpop #aesthetic

[meirisuu]

ningguang getting baby fever every time beidou is a good parent (all the time)

#genshin impact #beidou #ningguang #kaedehara kazuha #beiguang #someone asks why they have so many kids and beidou is just uhhhhhh

[scolek]

they usually thoroughly japonicise all the chinese in genshin impact... ningguang becomes gyoukou, etc, but. yaoyao just straight up called xiangling her シージェ. unadulterated verbatim shijie!!!

#everything about yaoyao makes my heart explode like her radishes. #i was thinking of maybe getting a beidou or yanfei cons and hoping for yaoyao later down the road as im saving up my standard fates #until after the banner kaveh is on has concluded. #but i just cant #i gotta get this kid #genshit imfucked

[nestcordial]

Old four star characters don't have character miscellanies... I wonder if Kaeya had one, would it be narrated by Alice instead of Dain like Aloy's was? Because after the chasm quest I don't think Dain even knows Kaeya's out and about in Teyvat

#hyv i need to know more about Alice #in my mind Alice is like an bad influence auntie figure to the Mondstadt Aristro' kids (aka: Jean Barb Diluc and Kaeya) #i also NEED a character misc for Beidou #and Xinyan and Lisa #kaeya alberich #rambles #what do you guys think? #genshin impact

[catboyfurina]

builds mona like kokomi. hehe >:3

#beeep #am kidding. there are many differences. BUT what i mean is what if i focused on consistent damage increase rather than crit stats #i say. as if i actually have the artifacts for this #WRITING A GOOGLE DOCUMENT PLANNING IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS A REAL BUILD OKay #it counts. Kind Of #i tried to ask youtube but youtube said give her elemental mastery so that vaporize is better and thats Nothing to me #shes gonna be noelles helper buddy !! elemental mastery will Not help there #tbh. most of the no mona crit is because the other three all want crit rate hats #they all want the same stats . monogeo will bring noelle even more power but also bro. #anyway i think it is neat that energy recharge increases her damage i didnt know this ! it is very helpful since her burst #increases other characters damage which is why i PICKED her but energy recharge increasing THAT will help it happen more often #it just is like a waterfall of help #and she gets that er raiden set. once i have some #i keep changing my mind so often skdfsjdnfkjns #earlier i was like hmmm beidou on monogeo/...?? #im gonna b able to build teams with the supports i Like that didnt make the cut #torn between being glad that noelle and kokomi are considered Good now and being like I LIKED THEM THE WHOLE TIME #at the Poser tee ehm youtubers #you called them bad!!! i saw it!!! #we r off topic. in conclusion. crit is a boring and overdone stat