non-german european minds cannot comprehend the bread man either. Is this a compliment or not? Probably both. Idk.
He is a loaf of bread and he is depressed, what's not clear
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i love making fun of europeans (I'm european)
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Omg German Bred
I hate this guy he's so boring goddammit he's show was so fucking anoyying, I guess he did he's job in making me clicking of the channel when it was bedtime cause he's fucking bread crusty ass face made me want to throw the remoter out of the window he is so godawful-the show was not enjoyable AT ALL dunno why so many like him?? He literally piece of godawful bread with no sense of humor and once again HES SO BORING
Anyways
Here's fanart of him cause I feel bad after insulting him so much but I still hate him
Fuck you you stupid bread
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Rain: I’ve been to Germany many times since I was summoned, and somehow, I am just today learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread - in space. Why the hell have you people been holding out on me!?
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Der Erfinder von Bernd das Brot ist einfach richtig nice 🙌🏻
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Now that I'm thinking about it, Bernd das Brot really is such a German thing to do - of course a famous childhood figure in Germany is a goddamn piece of bread who's grumpy and loves to complain. We couldn't be more cliche if we gave him a friend who's just a beer bottle
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USAmerican Kid's TV:
Do NOT depict the main characters gambling, drinking alcohol, or smoking!!!!!
German Kid's TV:
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