I'm not surprised 😅
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Y/N: Uh, Yelena? Kate is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.
Yelena: What?
Sam: I think they meant, Kate is drowning.
Yelena: WHAT?!
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*y/n to her ex*
Y/n: By the power invested in me I now pronounce you blocked and deleted.. you may now kiss my ass.
Natasha: i don't know if I am going to laugh, cry or murder you.
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Hi, can you do a brother of Steve/Super Soldier x WandaNat as MR is doing the Salmon ladder shirtless as Nat and Wanda are just watching entranced?
Wanda and Natasha stare at Y/N in lustful awe…
Wanda: oh detka
Natasha: I wish he’d climb me like that
Y/N jumps down, all sweaty…
Y/N: hey loves. I’m gonna go take a shower
Wanda: I’m joining you!
Natasha: me too!
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I found this on Pinterest and I am going feral
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Natasha: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.
Peter: Oh please, you inhale your food.
Natasha, deadpan: You remember where I grew up, right? If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.
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Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff
Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Yelena: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.
Kate: (hugging Yelena from behind) Oh.
Yelena:
Yelena: But this is good, too, Kate Bishop.
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I got angry looking through the Black Widow tag so I don’t know if this one has been submitted yet, lol. Art by George Freeman. She looks like the Joker.
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submitted by @deafening-radio-silence
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Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."
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There are no arguments against facts
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Clint: [watching the Avengers shenanigans with concern] Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Natasha: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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Y/n: I'm forgetting something...
Natasha: morals probably?
Y/n: no no it's something important.
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Yelena: how long do we have to play the happy newlyweds?!
Y/N: until the mission is done
Yelena: (huffs) I hate chores. I hate playing the housewife
Y/N: I’ll make you my famous Mac and cheese.
Yelena: I love playing housewife!
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