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#Blades of Glory
nessa007 · 8 months
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eddienonense · 11 months
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Hear me out….Will Arnett Barbie
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world-of-celebs · 3 months
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Jenna Fischer during the "Blades Of Glory" Los Angeles Premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
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t00thpasteface · 4 months
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Blades of Glory is like if the cartoonishly stereotypical fanon bastardizations of every popular m/m ship were their actual personalities. "skating's little orphan awesome" and "an ice-devouring sex tornado" team up to try and win the gold in pairs figure skating because they got banned from singles for beating the shit out of each other on the podium when they tied
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vonlipvig · 11 months
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blades of glory truly the movie of all time tbh. it really has it all. silly figure skating. the gayest straight enemies-to-buddies duo. evil incestuous twins. the i don't wanna miss a thing scene. the ENDING. truly peak cinema.
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sadsadleafs · 2 months
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Completely shocked and sickened to find out that the nhl have for some reason employed a literal criminal to captain at this years all star game???
Stranz Van Waldenberg is a former US national champ in pairs skating (which is probably what made him a candidate for the captain role) however he and his sister not only hand an incestuous relationship they literally attempted to murder their rivals at the 2007 World Winter Sport Games (see the photo on the right with them in handcuffs taken after the attack) and beforehand tried to coerce their little sister into helping!!!! Stranz also shot a mascot in the head with a crossbow!!!
So much for the nhl caring about their players!🙄
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cinnamontoads · 2 years
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blades of glory cinematic universe
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imsosocold · 10 months
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Blades of Glory grueled through practice so Yuri On Ice could skate proudly and beautifully.
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evilblot · 7 months
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Give it up for meme redraw nr. 4 and 5!
Again, if you're familiar with the movie you already know what's up (I'm fucking dieing Squirtle). If you're not... I'm sorry. I truly am
Don't look it up.
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ser-zoras · 10 months
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Making this one (1) post so I don’t piss people off. So here’s me writing ASOIAF characters into a bunch of Really Stupid Movies that I like because it’s fun. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL - Oddly this one is tricky. I think the narrative itself probably best fits Dunk and Egg, but I haven’t gotten to read that yet. So obviously Arthur is Robert Baratheon. Barristan Selmy is Lancelot, and I think Bedivere should be Jon Arryn for no real reason other than that it’s funny. Jaime is Galahad because in a theoretical sense they’re both formidable but in a more practical sense, very useless. I don’t know any other edits I would need to make according to this but replacing the rabbit with like. The Hound’s horse. That would be fantastic. And the Black Knight is the Smiling Knight, just because.
BLADES OF GLORY - ok credit to @jackedup180 on this one and also as inspiration for the whole post. So Sansa and Dany get kicked out of international figure skating singles due to getting into a fistfight on the podium and are forced to team up in the doubles division to skate again. This means challenging the throne of the reigning international champs, Cersei and Jaime, who are not fucking but have just as much creepy sexual tension. I’m not kidding this is the actual plot of the movie. Instead of Jenna Fischer’s character, I want Tyrion to be an accountant with zero sexual tension with either of the girls and who Jaime keeps convincing to spy on other teams. TALLEDEGA NIGHTS - Ultimate Jaimecore. So Jaime is a NASCAR driver who gets dragged into a competition with a younger, gayer driver (Loras) and ends up getting horribly injured and can no longer drive. For some godforsaken reason he was still living with Cersei and her kids and she kicks him and all the kids except Joffrey out of the house and hooks up with either one of the Kettleblack brothers or Taena. Jaime and co have to move in with Genna, who sets about whipping the kids into shape, and Jaime has to learn to drive again, from like Arthur Dayne or somebody. He eventually befriends Loras but decides to race him again anyway.
ANCHORMAN - I’m sure people think I’m lying when I say this, but this is just if JB were local news co-anchors in the 70s. There’s even a scene where they end up in a pit with a bear!
BAD MOMS - Yet another difficult one. Our charming, recently divorced heroine could be Cat if we’re doing exclusively the main series but I think drawing from all eras of Westeros is funnier, so it’s Rhaenyra, with Rhaena and Daella as her backup, taking on Alicent, the head of the local PTA, who is allied with Cersei and Alysanne.
ONE CRAZY SUMMER - Okay I am just saying that Jon and his Nights Watch boys take on the roles of Hoops and company. Sam is the character with the father who teaches children how to set off grenades. Grenn and Pyp are the twins, and Tormund is the kid whose place they’re staying at. Val or Ygritte is Demi Moore’s character. The real estate company they’re fighting is just the fucking Others.
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precious-potter · 11 months
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Blades of Glory is a love story…. between Chaz and James… clearly
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thedailyque · 7 months
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Jenna Fischer as Katie Van Waldenberg
Blades of Glory (2007)
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zdrculas-blog · 1 year
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Hey to anyone reading this🕺 basically I’m just wondering if anyone knows blades of glory, the film, because I haven’t seen anyone else that knows it and I wanna know if anyone else does actually know the movie
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knightsickness · 1 year
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asmuo · 1 year
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Actually, THIS is the babygirlest babygirl to ever babygirl
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ap-kinda-lit · 2 years
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Goku and Vegeta learning fusion dance
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