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arc-misadventures · 8 days

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Forklift Certified

Jaune: Hey, Blake did you know I'm forklift certified?

Blake: That's nice...?

Jaune: Yeah, I need it so I can lift that dump truck ass of yours~!

Blake: ...

Blake: Can you believe this guy?

Yang: Let me put it this way; Either you sleep with him first, or I go first.

Blake: First?

Jaune: Then I’ll use my forklift to lift those phat tits of yours~!

Yang: Mm-mh~! Oh gods I’m so wet right now~!

Blake: UHHH?!

Pyrrha: Jaune’s forklift certified?!

Pyrrha: That’s hot~!

Blake: How?

Jaune: I’m gonna need it to lift those thic thighs of yours~!

Pyrrha: Oh gods~!

Blake: That’s… what…?

Glynda: I need to see your certification, Jaune… J-Just to be sure…

Jaune: To pick up my queen? Can do!

Glynda: Ara ara, Jaune~!

Blake: You’ve gotta be kidding me…

Kali: Instead of her little but, how about you pick up my thic phat ass instead, handsome~?

Jaune: Can do my lady!

Blake: M-Mom?!

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bumblebybelladonna · 1 year

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Kali: The arm band is purple and it represents her marriage to Ghira as incorporating colors on clothes/person in some way is the most common way people express their bonds to others on Remnant.

Ghira: He wears a black band on his right arm which likely his marriage to Kali

Taiyang: He wears a red bandana on his left arm

Yang:

Yang has always had a purple accessory on her outfit since V1, to represent Blake.

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #blake x yang #rwby bumbleby #bmblb #rwby v9 #bumbleby canon #rwby yang #rwby blake #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #summer rose #taiyang xiao long

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brokentrafficknight · 1 month

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*Ruby break down happens, Jaune rants*

Jaune: What about you? It's all about you!

Yang: Fuck you, Jaune. Do you hear yourself?

Jaune: Fuck you, Yang. Should've heard your mom last night, she sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail. She sounded like 'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH'

Blake: Fuck you, Jaune!

Jaune: Fuck you, Blake. Should've heard your mom last night, she sounded like my great aunt when I pull a surprise visit. She was like 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH'

Yang: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!

Jaune: Fuck you, Yang. Your mom sneaky gushed so hard she bucked me off the waterbed last night. Don't tell her I was thinking about Blake's mom the entire time.

Blake: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!

Jaune: Fuck you, Blake. Your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night, it's fuckin' amateur hour over there.

Bees: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #letterkenny #kali belladonna #raven branwen #rwby canary #jaune x kali

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cryoscarab · 9 months

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"Hey there Mom. There's someone very special I want you to meet."

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iamafanofcartoons · 11 months

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AG Nonsuch “Parents”.

The best parents are the supportive ones!

https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1666465378778722308

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linkman447 · 4 months

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The Married Life (Blake)

Blake: mother what are you doing here my husband almost home

Kali: what’s the matter kitten would I be interrupting some alone time with your husband

Blake: (deadpan) yes, yes you would be

Kali: oh my goodness, I’d love to see that

Blake: MOM!!!?!?

Kali: oh and to think you’re my daughter

Blake:???

Kali: picture it. You, me, the tall blond hunk. I know it’s been a while for me

Blake:😳😳😳🤤🤤🤤

She shake her head clear of those thoughts

Blake: mother I-

The door opens

Jaune: Blake honey I’m home, oh Kali your here

Kali: oh jaune just call me mom, you may be calling me that tonight

Jaune: what

Kali: nothing

Jaune: so Blake when will our friends be here

Blake: well about that

Flashback

Ruby: well well well, if it isn’t the traitor

Blake: oh just because I married to only decent man on remnant I’m a traitor

Yang: not even sharing with your partner, for shame. You know I’d share if it were me

Weiss: thieving cat

Pyrrha is just sharpening her sword

Nora: hey renny’s better than decent

Blake: oh so I should have married him?

Nora: NEVER 😡😡😡😡

Blake: my point

Rwyp: get her

They pounce only to hit the floor due to that Blake being a clone

Suddenly the floor drops sending them into a pit trap

Yang: Blake when could your clones do that

The real Blake looks over the chasm

Blake: since me and jaune found out his semblance

Pyrrha: you 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Nora: renny get the soap

…

Nora: renny, oh right he’s still at home with the baby

Ruby: what is it Blake

Blake: aura amp it gives me a boost and makes my semblance stronger

Yang: so does it make him better in the sheets

Blake just smirks and walks away

The girls shout at the ninja to get back and let them out but it falls on deft ears

Flashback ends

Blake: they called saying they won’t be here until tomorrow

Kali comes up from behind wrapping her arms around him: so it’ll just be the three of us till then💕💕

Blake finally letting herself fall into this shameless kink wraps her arms around his neck: yes the thee of us 😉

Jaune: aura don’t fail me now

#jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade #jaune x Kali #married life au

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humbledoodles · 1 year

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So I have a new favourite RWBY ship-

Allow me to introduce SnowLeopard!!!

(Kali x Ghira x Willow)

#rwby #rwby fanart #rwby ships #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #willow schnee #rwby art #rwby Snowleopard #Kali x Ghira x Willow #new ship #???#blake belladonna #and #weiss schnee #make an appearance #THEY BECOME SISTERS WITH THIS SHIP #Willow took the new human-Faunus relations VERY seriously

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superiorsturgeon · 1 month

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Hey since Nora got adopted by Mama Arc can Ren get adopted by Kali?

Kali: *standing at the bedroom doorway* Goodnight, Blake…! Your father and I are thrilled that you came home to visit!

Blake: Goodnight, mom!

Kali: …and goodnight, Ren! Get plenty of sleep! You have that fishing trip tomorrow morning with your father!

Ren: *from the bunk bed above Blake* Yes, mother…!

Kali: *closes the door*

Blake: …so I saw you sneaking Nora out the back door yesterday…! Does mom know you had a girl over…? 😏

Ren: Well, I saw all those hickeys Yang gave you under your turtleneck! Does father know about THAT?

Blake: You smell! 🤬

#rwby #lie ren #kali belladonna #blake belladonna #renora #ren x nora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #bumbleby #yang x blake #Yang xiao long X Blake belladonna #Ghira built them a bunk bed

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juanarc-thethird · 1 year

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Don't fuck him.

Kali: Honey, I made this cake for the neighbors as a thank you for watering our garden when we were on vacation. Can you give them to them, please?

Blake: Ok *About to take the cake*

Kali: *Moves it back* Just one thing, don't fuck their son.

Blake: *Blushing* What?!

Kali: I've seen how you look at that Arc boy. I'm a little afraid that you're going to do something to him.

Blake: *Red* I won't do anything to him! Let alone do "that" to him!

Kali: I don't believe it. You are my daughter, and I know that if you are alone with that boy, his innocence will be gone.

Blake: Mom!

Kali: Don't "mom" me. Do you think your dad was the one who convinced me to go out with him? Of course not, I did. And you, being my daughter, know very well that if you have the opportunity, you will eat that young man. I mean, I would like some grandchildren one day, but right now it's too early for that.

Blake: MOM!

Kali: Anyway, if he is alone in the house. Don't even think about going in, do you understand?

Blake: But-!

Kali: Do YOU understand?

Blake: *Sighs* Yes mom.

Kali: Good, now go and deliver the cake.

Blake takes the cake and heads over to the neighbors' house. When she arrives, she rings the bell but no one answers. She rings it again and still nothing.

Blake: It seems that no one is home.

Jaune: *Happy* Blake!

Blake: Huh?

Blake turns to her left and she sees Jaune pushing the lawn mower into the driveway. Apparently Jaune is mowing the back garden and apparently he was getting a little hot. The young man had taken off his shirt and put it over his head to stop the sweat. Blake could see his chest of the exposed. Her gaze is glued to his muscles, she watches in detail as the sweat moves through his pectorals all the way to his abs. Unaware, Jaune had approached her and was calling her name.

Jaune: B... Bla... Blake? Hello?

Blake: *Blushing* I'm sorry! I zoned out for a second there.

Jaune: I understand, it happens to me all the time. But leaving that aside. You need something?

Blake: Well, my mom made this cake as a thank you for taking care of our garden.

Jaune: Oh wow! Thanks a lot! *He was going to take the cake but stops* Oh, I'm a little sweaty, I don't think it's a good idea to take it in this state. Why don't you go inside and leave the cake in the kitchen? And I can show you the bonsai that I am taking care of.

Blake: Well... (Kali: Don't even think about going in!) I'm sorry but I can't stay for long.

Jaune: It won't take long. Just let me put the mower away and I'll open the door for you. *Goes to the mower*

Blake: Seriously Jaune, I can't...

At that moment Jaune pushes the heavy mower. Blake watches his muscles flex and his butt move with each step. Seeing that, everything that her mother had said to her went overboard.

Blake: *Sweating* I think I can stay a few minutes.

A couple of hours later.

Jaune and Blake are lying on the bed, snuggled up naked.

*Ring Ring*

Blake: Huh? *Checks her phone* OH SHIT!

Jaune: What happened?

Blake: It's my mom! Shit Shit Shit!

Jaune: Is that a bad thing?

Blake: Kind of!! Just help me get dressed!

Jaune: Ok.

As Jaune helps Blake get dressed she answers the phone.

Blake: Hello… Oh no, I'm not at Jaune's house. I'm at, I'm at Yang's house!… *Puts pants on* Yes! I'm at Yang's house. I met her on the way to Jaune's house…. *Shirt on* What was she doing here? She only came to leave some things that Jaune lent her… *Shoes on* It's the truth! I'm with her right now. What do you want to talk to her?… *Walks to the front of the house* Well, she's in the bathroom right now… *Open the door to leave* Yes, I'll let you know when I'm back *Stops* home.

Kali: *In front of her* Did you have fun?

Blake: It's not what you think!

Jaune: Blake, you forgot your panties. Oh!.... *Embarrassed* Hi Mrs. Belladonna.

Kali: Hi Jaune. Blake, to the house, Now. *Leaves*

Blake: *Sighs* Yes mom. *Follows her*

Jaune: *Quietly* Blake wait.

Blake: Hm?

Jaune: *Kiss her* I text you later.

Blake: *Smiles* Sure *Leaves*

#jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #jaune arc #rwby blake #blake bellodona #Blake #rwby blake belladonna #rwby #kali belladonna #rwby kali belladonna #rwby kali #kali #rwby jaune x blake #jaune x blake #jaune arc x blake belladonna #rwby jaune arc x blake belladonna #knightshade #rwby knightshade

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bridgyrose · 14 days

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Blake takes Ruby to meet her family. Meeting the parents went well enough, but Sienna needs a little more convincing about her niece's human girlfriend.

(This will be a fun thought...)

“I promise, everyone will like you,” Blake said as she walked Ruby to the door of her parent’s house, hiding her nervousness as she knocked on the door. “Or at least, my parents will. You dont have anything to worry about.”

Ruby sighed and hid behind Blake for a moment. “But what if they dont?”

Blake paused for a moment, unsure of how to answer. Running away was usually her answer, so if her parents didnt like Ruby, never coming back was always an option on the table. Though, she did promise Ruby she’d be better than she was and would quit running from her problems. But she was certain her parents would like her. “Once they meet you, they’ll like you.”

“Yeah but-”

“If anything, I’m the one who should be worried about what they’ll think. I’ve been gone for years and now I’m coming back out of the blue as a huntress and with a girlfriend. They’ll see you as another daughter once they get to know you.”

Ruby let out a soft sigh. “If you’re sure.”

“I hope I’m right,” Blake said as quietly as possible as she watched the door open in front of her. A nervous smile crossed her lips as she saw her mother open the door, almost taking a step back. “Hey… mom.”

“Blake!” Kali said as she pulled Blake into a hug. “You’re home.”

Blake took a moment to relax after the shock of not being yelled at, pressing into the hug as she wrapped her own arms around her mother. After a few quiet seconds, she pulled away and looked over at Ruby. “I uh… didnt come alone today. This is my girlfriend, Ruby.”

“Hi,” Ruby said quietly as she stepped out from behind Blake, more nervous that she really ought to be. “I’m Ruby.”

Kali nodded with a smile. “Its nice to meet you Ruby. Come inside and I’ll get you both some tea.”

Blake smiled and followed her mother into the house, familiar scents still wafting in the air as she made her way to the front room to sit. “You have no problem fighting with grimm or talking to anyone willing to give us a job, but meeting my parents is what makes you nervous?”

“Grimm are different from people,” Ruby said, almost relaxing as she rolled her eyes at Blake. “And these people are your family. I… I want to make sure I leave a good impression on them.”

“I already told you that you have nothing to worry about with this.” Blake motioned for Ruby to sit down on the couch and smiled at her. “Besides, its only my parents. Its not like-”

“Blake, you’re home,” Sienna interrupted

“-my aunt is here,” Blake finished almost inaudibly as her body practically froze at the thought of Sienna being here. She slowly turned around, nervous as she looked over Sienna, seeing her father behind her, and then glanced over to Ruby. “I-I’m sorry for running off but I-”

Sienna pulled Blake into a tight hug. “You dont need to explain. Anyone who knew you could tell that the White Fang was no longer anything you wanted to be part of. I’m just glad that you managed to stay safe.” She broke the hug and nearly frowned at Ruby. “Though, I’m not sure about the guest you brought.”

“Her guest is her girlfriend,” Kali said as she brought out tea for everyone, setting it down on a small table in front of Blake and Ruby. “And I, for one, want to hear about what Blake’s been up to and how she met Ruby.”

Blake smiled weakly, gazing over at Ghira as she started to feel a bit nervous. “Its been a long day, Ruby and I should rest a bit and, you know… settle in before starting to tell stories.”

“I… I left your room the way it was,” Ghira spoke up. “You and your uh… girlfriend can rest there if you need to.”

“Thanks dad,” Blake answered quietly as she took Ruby’s hand and led her to the bedroom. Her smile started to become a bit more genuine as she watched Ruby relax once she was away from everyone. “I promise you’ll be fine.”

“I know I will be, but… I dont… I dont want to mess this up.” Ruby let out a small sigh and looked around the hallway. “You’re already worried about what they think of you, and I’m sure bringing me home is already a shock since I’m not exactly what most people would consider a normal girl, and now that you’re home, you should be allowed to be here and relax.”

Blake shook her head and pulled Ruby into a hug, gently thumbing along the fishnet sleeves she wore. “No matter what you think, my parents will like you. Besides, mom seems interested to find out how we met and dad will listen in.”

“And the other woman?”

“Sienna… will come around. Eventually. My aunt is a bit more protective than my parents-”

“I was the one who raised you after you left them,” Sienna interrupted from behind. “And I did think I taught you better than this.”

Blake turned around, keeping Ruby behind her. “Better than what? I love Ruby and-” the words she wanted to finish with failed to leave her lips as she watched her aunt rush at them. She took Ruby’s wrist and started to run down the hall. “Follow me!”

Ruby nodded and rushed down the hall with Blake, keeping close behind her as she took a few glances behind to watch Sienna. “Is this normal with her?”

“A little!,” Blake answered as she made a quick turn and pulled Ruby down the hall with her. “She’s not exactly fond of humans!”

“I can see that!”

Blake felt her heart start to race as she watched Sienna start to gain on the two of them. “I need you to use your semblance to get us outside!”

“You told me you didnt like it-”

“And right now we need it!” Blake braced herself as she felt the world start to spin around her as her body was broken down once Ruby used her semblance. It all still felt strange as she felt how she moved through the air, only to feel her head spin as soon as Ruby dropped out of her semblance. Her legs felt like jello for a moment as she tried to regain her balance, only to be shoved to the side and find herself on her ass.

The sound metal striking metal filled the air as Sienna swung her whip at Ruby’s scythe. Blake finally oriented herself as she watched the two fight. Her hands shook as she tried to pick herself up, eyes glued to the fight.

“You’re not good enough for her unless you can protect her!” Sienna yelled out as she let the tip of her whip fly, the dust creating a line of ice as it just out of the ground.

Ruby quickly rushed out of the way and sliced at Sienna, her scythe blade getting caught by the whip. “I trust her to protect herself! But I’ll always be there to back her up!”

“Then prove it!”

Blake watched as Ruby disappeared and reappeared in clouds of petals as she moved around the courtyard, taking a strike at every opening she saw only to be met with the whip catching her blade. She reached for the hilt of her blade, only to be stopped by Kali.

“Let them do this,” Kali said quietly. “Your father and I wont let anything happen to Ruby.”

Blake nodded quietly and let go of her weapon as she watched Sienna and Ruby continue their fight. Another whip tip released from Sienna’s whip, hitting Ruby square in the back with lightning dust, breaking her aura and dropping her to the ground. In a flash of metal and light, Sienna pinned Ruby to the ground, her last whip point in her hand like a knife at her throat.

Sienna panted heavily as she stared down at Ruby and slowly pulled the blade away with a smirk. “You’ll do fine.”

Ruby let out a sigh of relief as she started to pick herself up, sore from how hard she hit the ground. “That’s.. It? That’s all you wanted?”

“And you proved yourself. I have nothing more I need from you.”

Blake sighed and helped Ruby up. “Lets get you some rest now.” Her eyes glanced over to Sienna, a small smile crossing her lips as she watched her aunt walk away. “But I think she’s okay with you.”

#rwby #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #blake belladonna #sienna khan #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #drabbles #blake x ruby #rwby ladybug #ladybug

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weisscoldglare · 1 year

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Monochrome falling asleep watching a movie on the couch, with Ghira covering up Weiss while Kali covers up Blake.

#weiss schnee #blake belladonna #rwby #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #monochrome rwby #checkmating #belladonna family #blake x weiss #weiss x blake #checkmate rwby #monochrome #idunno #coldglareshares #a loving family?#weiss needs that

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arc-misadventures · 2 months

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Would You Like A Oreo?

Weiss: Mother, how are you feeling since coming her to stay with Blake’s parents?

Willow: Kali, and Ghira?

Weiss: Yes; are they treating you well, are you feeling okay?

Willow: Hmmm…

Willow: I feel like an… an oreo.

Weiss: An oreo? What are you talking about?

Willow: I feel like I’m stuck between two dark cookies, and filled with delicious white cream.

Weiss: WHAT?!

#rwby #weiss schnee #willow schnee #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #kali x ghira x willow #blake belladonna

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cryoscarabart · 9 months

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"Hey there Mom. There's someone very special I want you to meet."

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brokentrafficknight · 20 days

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Summer x raven x williw x kail x rusted knight jaune ( with crying team rwby looking on)

#rwby #rwby shitpost #color guard #pollinated knight #kali belladonna #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #raven branwen #jaune arc #summer rose #ruby rose #willow schnee #weiss schnee #summer knight #rwby canary #willow knight #weeping knight #jaune x kali

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months

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Blake: (walking into the living room) Weiss, I still don't get why you're being so dramatic about this. So, you saw your mom I some lingerie. What's the big dea- OH MY GOD!!!

Weiss: Blake! What's wro- GOOD LORD!!!

Kali & Willow: (separating after a heavy makeout session with bright red faces)

Kali: Well, no point in trying to hide this anymore.

Blake: (completely dumbfounded)

Weiss: (trying to cover her eyes) Blake, maybe we should let our mothers have their intimate moment in peace?

Blake: (wheezes and suddenly notices Ghira sitting in the corner reading a newspaper with an amused look on his face) DAD?!?!?!

Ghira: Hello, girls. How's your day going?

Blake: (almost ready to faint) I-I need a moment...or several...and a bottle of gin...

Weiss: (escorts Blake out of the house) We'll leave you three to it. Carry on.

Ghira: Well, that was quite the entrance.

Willow: Quite. (Gives Kali a smoldering look) Where were we?

Kali: (smirking devilishly) Oh, I can think of a few routes we could go down.

Ghira: (sighs and turns the page in the paper) I love my girls.

#snow leopard #willow x kali x ghira #willow schnee #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #childhood trauma builds character #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #rwby crack post

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darksaiyangoku · 9 months

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RWBY: Giants

Sun was outside Blake's house, holding a bouquet. Jaune stood next to him, holding his guitar.

Jaune: So why am I here exactly?

Sun: Because I can't play the guitar. And besides, Neptune's busy.

Jaune: Hmmm, I dunno if it's a good idea. It's pretty late. What if Blake gets mad?

Sun: This always works in the movies. Come on, bro, help me out. Pleeeeeease?

Jaune: *sighs* Okay. *starts strumming guitar* 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵The hope and the hurt has lived inside of me. But there's gold in the dirt I never took the time to see. But I knew of its worth when you walked beside of me and my hand fit in yours like a bird would find the breeze.🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot We were the song in the silence, but time catches up. Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵I knew from the start you'd be the one to set me free. That day in the park, when the hurt would hide from me. Those eyes used to know me, it's been way too long. You are the moon and the stars, and all they gaze upon. Time won't ever move slowly, what you waiting on? Yeah, what you waiting on?🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot. We were the song in the silence, but time catches up. Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵Darling, just say you will. Will you remember those times? That I have held until... Tonight, if you say you will, I'll leave it all behind. Don't you remember those times?🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants. So when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot. We were the song in the silence, but time catches up! Just say the word, and I'll be yours! You know I never forgot!🎵

Sun: 🎵We used to be giants! Giants! Oh, I still love you though.I still love you though.🎵

Blake: *claps* That was quite the performance.

Sun: *turns around* B-Blake?!

Blake: *smiles* Hi.

Jaune: W-What are you doing out here?

Blake: I was out on a midnight walk. I wasn't expecting to see you both here.

Sun: Hehe, *blushes* so, uh, did you like the song?

Blake: I loved it. *walks up to Sun and wraps her arms around his shoulders* Thank you, Sun.

Sun: *kisses Blake*

Blake: *kisses Sun*

Jaune: Hold on a minute. If you're out here, then who's inside?

Kali: *opens window* Hiiiiiiiii~

Sun: M-Mrs Belladonna?

Jaune: ....oh crap.

Blake: *tries to stifle laugh*

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#rwby #sun wukong #blake belladonna #jaune arc #kali belladonna #blacksun #rwby blacksun #blacksun rwby #blake x sun #sun x blake #blake belladonna x sun wukong #sun wukong x blake belladonna #song: giants #artist: dermot kennedy #Youtube

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