#Blaseball

[rabbit-rays]

'what role did megan ito play in blaseball' the traitorrrrrrrrr

#blaseball #megan ito #I JUST MISS HERRRRRR. i have like 400 other things i wanna draw tonight so this was fast but i like it. thermography sweep

[blaseballbrainrot]

BLASEBLR! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

🤏 itty bitty p macmilly 🤏

#blaseball #parker macmillan #made with the pico-8 palette #i am NOT a pixel artist hngfhgh but i like to give it a whirl from time to time #and i think this is the first time ive really done lineless? #i dunno its been a while #caps #gif #fun fact the original canvas is 32x32. little 🤏

[eyeofthebee-holder]

tee shirt that says "i wish i understood what blaseball was when it was happening"

#blaseball

[orbleglorb]

"this thing [homestuck] can't have everything" top 10 naïve and hopeful phrases of all time

#blaseball

[chuutoro]

gotta love baseball

#baseball #mlb #los angeles angels #pittsburgh pirates #blaseball #reddit #meme #funny

[astridhobbit]

PEANUT BE AFRAID

I DID IT I FVKING DID IT I HAVE HAD THIS IDEA FOREVER AND I DID IT

Seraphim pattern by Crafty Intentions, peanut pattern by Hooking Cute Creations, pattern crimes (many) by me.

And it GLOWS.

PEANUTIEL DUFFY NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

#crochet #blaseball #Peanutiel Duffy #Chicago firefighters #New York millennials #shelled one’s pods #fanart #pattern crimes #so many pattern crimes #amigurumi #weird art #hades tigers

[flamebunnyy]

Extra Innings.

#blaseball #gia holbrook #cot3 #cote loveless #monitor head #midnight sketches

[ducktapeal]

#blaseball

[mraskilaasan]

pretty cool eclipse. guy in umpire getup who burnt my white ass to a crisp was not as cool

#blaseball

[theswampghost]

i think the thing about blaseball that like. gets me. is that it was so brief. and so alive and active and changing—what i mean is that it was a cultural event you had to participate in, and now that it’s over, that’s it. it’s not like a tv show where new people can go back and watch it all and become fans. there’s no record, there’s no replay, there’s no archive other than a little wiki. the thing about blaseball that gets me is that it was and now it’s over and who will remember it? how do you explain the weird, wonderful, connecting experience that was blaseball? all we have left is the echoes of fan content for a piece of media that has essentially vanished from existence. so much culture, so many connections, lost, lost.

#chants and team mottos and lore docs and it’s all just echoes!! just remnants that will fade into nothing over time!! fuck!!!!!!! #lu.txt #blaseball

[noodlebox-bird]

📞 Ring Ring~

#jessica telephone #blaseball #noodle doodle #my partner made this jess design n i was absolutely fucking obsessed with her ❤️❤️❤️ #my partner also rudely pointed out that i was probably obsessed with her because of all the biases Lavi DGM has instilled in me #i have a type and it's that pathetic man's fault!!!

[blazeball]

kind of fucked up that i'm going to be forever hung up on a fantasy baseball sim that had 6ish total months of active canon play over the course of three years before exploding forever. isn't it

#and yet i persevere #blaseball #quincy.txt

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @ducktapeal

see im not a blaseball person but google images says chorby looks like this

text: Chorby short, Chorby strong

#calligraphy #shitpost #blaseball

[orbleglorb]

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “Blaseball Season 24” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯🔥

me: yeah whatever man i don't feel shit

me 5 minutes later: all four of the quadrants lead to unknown fates. what is the lesser of four evils?

moist talkers: giant fucking squid time let's gooo

giant fucking squid: the coin is lying to us

some guy: i must singlehandedly propel the oxford paws to the vault

#blaseball #i think this has been done before #but i think we should talk about the oxford paws more #drugs #cw drugs

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 1

Note: before voting for the first option please leave a detailed explanation of what Blaseball even is in the notes, cause I have no idea. Also votes for the first option count for Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Propaganda Under The Cut

Jaylen Hotdogfingers:

The greatest came-back-wrong character ever. She's the mayor of Seattle. She's was the best pitcher in the league. She was murdered by an umpire in an act of divine retribution for the fanbase's transgression. The fanbase exploited game mechanics to bring her back to life. Immediately she murdered 12 people. She died again and got revived a second time as part of a team of undead players that killed god. She's a really awful batter. She has, like, 16 songs written about her and they're all really good. I thought about her every single day for a period of six consecutive months. I love her.

I'll be real. I'm an outsider to the Blaseball fandom. I don't understand it. I think they've crowdfunded characters from fictionalized fucked-up Baseball stats and a dream. I love seeing what the fuck they're doing in their eldritch sandbox just so much.

Bruce Wayne (Batman):

he's babygirl your honour! single father of 6 (ish), world's least likable manwhore, he's obsessive and mean and cares a lot and is an asshole

he’s a whore. he’s batman. he’s terrified of bats. he’ll fuck villains he’ll fuck heroes he’ll fuck any consenting adult. he’s a dad. he’s traumatised. he beats the shit out of people. he can do anything with enough prep time. he creeps people out on purpose. he lives and dies by the bit. he is everything to me. truly the character of all time

#poll #round 1 #jaylen hotdogfingers #blaseball #batman #bruce wayne #also yes i know this technically doesn't count as gerrymandering but its a similar flavor of messing with democracy

[natbplease]

if the eclipse was happening last year i would have so many thoughts about postcanon players living their normal (“normal”) lives trying to carve out a place in the world after only playing blaseball for literal decades. after a while you finally found a sense of security but the game never actually leaves you and every once in a while there’s something that shoves you right back onto the field. so it’s a random afternoon in april and people are talking about a total solar eclipse like it’s a rare scientific phenomenon and not something that killed a dozen of your friends twenty years ago. and nobody else knows that because nobody else remembers so you’re trying very hard to be fine with it and pretend like it’s a cool novelty like all of your new friends and new coworkers are. but then you meet the eyes of someone who Remembers, who was around for as long as you were (one of the only ones still left), and you know that they’re feeling the same bone-deep terror that you are.

but since it’s 2024 i’m very normal about everything and i’m not even think about this at all. 👍

#i’ve thought about non game eclipses in the context of blaseball SO much you have no idea #blaseball #ignore the pov shift i do not see it amen #eclipses being both common enough to not be cool anymore and also distinctly dangerous. completely dissonant from how they’re usually seen #…….Augh