#Blitzer

[tutuca0-0]

#my art #fan art #shaun the sheep #shaun #aardman #blitzer #blitzer shaun the sheep #shaunzer

[justanotherhh]

tbf striker has been confirmed To Fuck so in his case it's def just him seething that no-one is going along with his gritty semi-realistic cowboy roleplay

yeah, I can see that + I'm all about the fucked up power thing going on with Striker's obsession with Blitzø, where he wants Blitzø to be like him and understand him and respect him and maybe be a horse sometimes idk and Blitzø keeps denying him the pleasure of being equals (contrasted with Fizz who just seems to disgust Striker... although maybe we've hit the event horizon, now Blitzø has blown him up... we'll see.... wanting to just hurt/punish Blitzø is also great-as-dynamic)

I do think though that on the show proper (so not word of god or outside promo) there's a fascinating distinction between Striker's opinion of himself -- that is, that he IS sexy and talented and has a big dick -- and how much he'll allow other people to get into his space. Yes, there's the "stop ruining this for me!!!" thing when Moxxie, Stolas, and Fizz (although... not Blitzø? at least not enough to warrant a comment... but that may be because Blitzø's big kink fantasy is horseplay, which fits very nicely with what Striker's all about) turn a violent moment into a "sex thing," but there's also little things like kicking away the fan who's trying to get at him in Sweet Victory, or being really annoyed by the theme tune singers, like Yes he's Sexy, but can people please just stay the fuck out of his way and let him do his Job DAMMIT

this more headcanon territory than Alastor, but I do imagine him as aspec, probably along the lines of autosexual, with a dash of powerplay and cowboy roleplay that can lean into the sexual but Only if all the other right pieces are in play first!

but also there's an interesting Aspec Meta Thing in Hazbin/Helluva that's added when you have all the sex jokes and clearly allosexual characters (although, one can always HC aspecness), and then there's a character there that on some level Does Not Like It and/or avoids it -- so far Alastor and Striker. it opens up a line of thinking about the pervasiveness of sex and boundaries that I will immediately go ooh keep talkin' at

this meaning that while Striker may not be canonically aspec, he does add an aspec dimension to the narrative, because people keep getting into his fucking space with all that sex stuff and he wishes they'd fucking stop

so yes, he wants to break Blitzø like a horse. yes, that's kind of hot. don't even make it weird, don't even- *Striker yelling at his Blitzø-poster while drunk!* (how does he have it? did he steal one of Blitzø's own stick-drawings of himself?)

not-so-subtly pushing my "fucked up Striker/Blitzø" agenda with all of this, I'm noticing (it's gotta be fucked up though for it to work for me. has to be)

#helluva boss #helluva striker #blitzø #blitz #blitzo #hb meta #anon #eyy first ask #striker/blitz #blitzer #strikeblitz #whats the shipname here?

[bloodmoon24]

Striker: I don’t need a cowgirl-friend. ‘Cause 20 years from now, I guarantee you, I will be Blitz’s second husband

Blitz: What happened to my first husband?

Striker: Nothing you can prove

#helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo/striker #blitzo helluva boss #striker helluva boss #blitzer #striker x blitzo #blitzo x striker #blitzo/striker #striker/blitzo #icarly #iCarly reference

[sternschauer-detektiv]

Ice Cream Party!

The last pair 15/15 of Eiszeit!: Timmy, Blitzer and Shaun

Shawn the sheep and his friends made a big mess again! As long as the ice cream tastes good...

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Credits to me - Please reblog, don't repost

#shaun the sheep #Eiszeit! #Blitzer #Timmy the sheep #digital art #card games

[gabisbabbies]

playingg wit my new toys!

i printed out shaun coloring page : D and I am coloring with new twisty crayons

#age regressor #agere blog #agere community #sfw agere #little blog #sfw interaction only #sfw littlespace #little space #antis dni #pusheen #shaun the sheep #timmy the sheep #crayons #crayola #sheep #coloring #blitzer #mama made me the kitty blanket when i was a baby

[shiny-zura]

self absorbed decaying winter oc he is so gay </3

#help #blitzer #decaying winter #dw #zura #zurasOCs #hes ugly on purpose #mspaint #sketch #messy doodle

[drades-lair]

Mouthful, full version on my twitter https://twitter.com/Drade666

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss Striker #HelluvaBoss Blitz #HelluvaBoss Fanart #Fanart #Blitzer #Striker/Blitzo #Digital Fanart

[ruhrkanalnews]

DER KREIS BLITZT WIEDER

Geschwindigkeitsmessungen im Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis

Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis- Überhöhte Geschwindigkeit ist in Deutschland Unfallursache Nr. 1. Deshalb überprüft der Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis regelmäßig das Tempo der Verkehrsteilnehmer und trägt so zur Sicherheit bei. Für die Zeit vom 30. Oktober bis 3. November kündigt die Kreisverwaltung in folgenden Städten und an folgenden Punkten Geschwindigkeitsmessungen an: Montag, 30. Oktober Sprockhövel: Bochumer…

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#Blitzer #Ennepe-Ruhr-Kreis #Geschwindigkeitsmessungen

[rabrunow]

Geblitzt auf der BAB 111 Berlin AS Seidelstraße Gesperrte Spur

Geblitzt auf der BAB 111 Berlin stadteinwärts – Geblitzt werden Fahrzeuge auf der gesperrten Fahrbahn – Es droht ein Punkt und ein Bußgeld Auf der BAB 111 in Höhe Seidelstraße finden noch Bauarbeiten bis März 2024 statt. Richtung stadteinwärts ist derzeit der linke Fahrstreifen gesperrt. Geblitzt wurden zuvor ausschließlich Geschwindigkeitsverstöße mit der Anlage Gatso. Die Anlage wird im Rahmen…

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#Autobahn #Berlin #Blitzer #Bußgeld #fahrverbot #polizei #Punkte

[dietestfahrer]

Frei nach J.W. Goethe: „Italien, du hast es besser…“

Frei nach J.W. Goethe: „Italien, du hast es besser…“

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#Benzinpreise #Blitzer #Italien #Polizei

[tutuca0-0]

#my art #fan art #shaun the sheep #blitzer shaun the sheep #blitzer #aardman #shaun #shaunzer #sheep #stop motion #stop motion animation #Netflix #aardman animations

[sundblick]

Verkehrskontrollen mit erschreckenden Ergebnissen

Am vergangenen Wochenende haben die Polizeibeamten der Polizeiinspektion Stralsund vielerorts Verkehrskontrollen durchgeführt und dabei erschreckende Ergebnisse erzielt.

Am vergangenen Wochenende haben die Polizeibeamten der Polizeiinspektion Stralsund vielerorts Verkehrskontrollen durchgeführt und dabei erschreckende Ergebnisse erzielt. In Ahrenshoop führten die Polizisten des Polizeirevieres Ribnitz-Damgarten Geschwindigkeitskontrollen durch. Am Samstag, dem 12.11.2022 stoppten die Beamten gegen 12:30 Uhr eine 32-jährige deutsche Skoda-Fahrerin aus…

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#alkohol #blitzer #Drogen #eroller #Polizeikontrolle #polizeimeldung

[odinsblog]

We’re doing everything we can to minimize civilian deaths, but we’re still bombing civilians.

Hamas ≠ Palestine

There is no defending this.

Bombing hundreds of innocent noncombatant Palestinian civilians to get to a even a dozen Hamas generals is not something “good guys” do. This is supervillain logic.

This is a war crime.

This is genocide.

#politics #palestine #gaza #israel #jabalia refugee camp #war crimes #genocide #never again #never again to anyone #benjamin netanyahu is a war criminal #collective punishment #israel is an apartheid state #bds #boycott divest sanction #wolf blitzer

[sailorjisunq]

🎧'

#p1harmony stuff #p1harmony icons #keeho icons #riize stuff #riize icons #shotaro icons #the boyz icons #tbz stuff #ji changmin icons #treasure stuff #treasure icons #yoon jaehyuk icons #blitzers icons #blitzers stuff #juhan icons #nct icons #nct stuff #nct 127 icons #jeong jaehyun icons #cix stuff #cix icons #seunghun icons #mirae icons #mirae stuff #khael icons #dkz stuff #dkz icons #kyoungyoon icons #kpop icons #boy groups icons

[sugawhaaa]

This man is so fine like marry me, step on me, kiss me, I don't care anything for you pookie

#juhan #blitzers #blitzers juhan #blee #juhan blitzers #blitzers hard hours #I love juhan

[drades-lair]

Drowning

Fandom: HelluvaBoss

Pairing: StrikerxBlitz

Rating: M

Note: This was a request from Deviant art.

A thick mist hung over Envy’s Ocean making it more intolerable then normal what was worse Striker had found himself on a boat on that very ocean. Staring over the railing the pale imp’s tail held vast to it along with his hands, white knuckling those rails as he scowled at the murky waters below. Blitz came strolling out of the cabin of the boat still chewing on a sandwich he’d been eating, spotting Striker instantly making him chuckle. Walking along side his mate Blitz held out the last portion of the sandwich he was eating earning him a displeased lip curl from Striker who refused the food.

“Suit yourself,” Blitz shrugged promptly chowing down on the last bit of the sandwich.

“When is that fuckin’ barge arrivin’?” Striker groused.

“Soon, try to relax,” Blitz encouraged with a soft chuckle.

“Ugh, I hate this fuckin’ ring,” Striker continued to grouse.

“Well…we could…you know…go below deck,” Blitz suggested with an eyebrow wiggle that more then got his point across.

“Humph, normally I’d take Ya up on that offer, but I’m so tense out here I don’t think I could get it up even if I tried,” Striker huffed a laugh.

“Your loss then, once I get you home though we’re spending a solid eight hours together,” Blitz teased.

“Ha-ha, sounds good ta me,” Striker chuckled in turn finally relaxing a little.

A couple hours later cutting through the mist like a spoon through soup came the large red bottomed barge they’d been waiting for. In terms of jobs this was mediocre at best basically they’re job was to guard the vessels till the cargo was swapped from the barge to the little boat they were currently on. A combination of imps and sharks started working to get the cargo onto the smaller boat while Striker and Blitz stood nearby keeping an eye out for anything suspicious. The final cargo box was being loaded when a splash sounded from the right-hand side of the boat causing Striker and Blitz to look over the side just in time to watch a couple figures dive under the water. Cursing under his breath Blitz ran to the couple sharks loading the final crate while Striker pulled a pistol from his right hip holster, scanning the water for any signs of the figures they’d just watched dive under the water. The two sharks hauled the crate below deck with Blitz at their backs when a shower of water exploded with one of Envy’s fish-like demons cloaked within, skin black as night with iridescent purples shimmering in the dim light, it’s tendril on the top of its head ending in a small round bulb that glowed like the spotted patterns along it’s skin. Blitz didn’t hesitate in getting a shot off drawing Striker’s attention in that direction just as the fish-like demon fell back into the water with a new hole in his chest.

Striker smirked at Blitz being a show off only to yelp in surprise as a slimy tentacle wrapped itself around his throat, drawing Blitz’s attention just in time to watch the pale imp being pulled overboard. The two sharks ran back onto the barge while Blitz ran to the railing, staring over at the lashing waters below when Striker popped back up to the surface, struggling against the tentacle still wrapped around his throat. The barge started leaving and the boat captain looked like he was going to start leaving as well, but Blitz held up his flint Locke in warning.

“Don’t you fucking dare leave this spot,” Blitz snarled causing the captain imp to swallow hard with a small nod of understanding. Returning his gaze to the water Blitz was horrified to see that Striker was gone again, holstering his Flint Locke Blitz pulled a knife from his belt then dove over the side of the boat into the water. Once in the ocean Blitz spotted Striker being held by another Envy demon, this one had orange skin with yellow overlays and four tentacle arms on his muscular torso, yet his face was still fish-like. Striker was no longer struggling instead he’d gone limp in the demon’s tentacles causing panic to rise in Blitz’s veins as he swam over to the demon, taking a jab with the knife in his hand. The octopus demon lashed out managing to punch Blitz in the side causing him to exhale under the water, expelling most of the air he’d taken into dive. Working on limited time Blitz snatched the tentacle that hit him promptly stabbing into it with his knife causing the demon to scream in a muffled watery sound and finally release Striker from his grasp.

Blitz swam over to grab Striker then return to the surface as the octopus demon swam off having clearly had enough. Breaking the surface Blitz took a deep gasping inhale of breath then swam up to the boat where the captain imp tossed a rope ladder over the edge for him to climb up, slinging Striker over his shoulder to get up. Unceremoniously Blitz heaved Striker onto the deck’s surface with a wet plop, scurrying over top of his mate who wasn’t moving or breathing. Blitz yanked open Striker’s vest to start pumping his chest, breathing into his mouth with a chant of ‘come on’ under his breath the entire time. After what seemed like forever Striker inhaled sharply followed by a coughing fit that turned into gagging prompting Blitz to turn the pale imp on his side moments before Striker vomited up the nasty sea water, Blitz gently rubbing his mate’s back as he gasped for much needed air. Striker’s piercing yellow eyes blinked open taking a moment to focus on Blitz looming over him then the cold started setting in causing him to shiver. One of the crew members came onto the deck to help Blitz get Striker into the cabin where they provided a change of clothing for them both as well as some blankets, settling Striker beside the small pot belly stove. Striker was laid on the bench seat next to the stove still trying to clear the fog from his waterlogged mind, his lungs still burning slightly from having been exposed to so much sea water when Blitz came over to sit on the edge of the seat next to him. Blitz gently caressed his claws through Striker’s drying white hair in a soothing manner drawing the pale imp’s gaze towards his mate.

“Are you okay?” Blitz asked with a note of concern in his voice.

“I think so…my chest feels like it’s on fire though,” Striker answered, voice hoarse.

“Okay, I’m going to call the medical center the minute we make dock,” Blitz stated with a gentle smile.

“Hmm,” Striker hummed in somewhat acknowledgment, his eyes falling shut again from exhaustion.

Blitz kept to his word getting Striker to the medical center the moment they made dock where he was taken to an infirmary room. An hour after arriving Blitz was allowed to join Striker in his room, being an imp from Wrath, Striker wasn’t conducive to the cold leaving him severely chilled from the ocean waters and he was on oxygen when Blitz walked in to help ease his breathing till his lungs recovered. The doctor assured Blitz that even though Striker was in poor condition that he’d make a full recovery if given time and a little care much to the crimson imp’s relief. Less then a week later Striker returned to Imp City with Blitz, he was still a little uneasy on his feet but ultimately, he’d gotten back to his old self. Upon getting home Blitz made good on his promise from the boat as well much to Striker’s delight.

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss Striker #HelluvaBoss Blitz #Striker x Blitzo #Blitzer #Humor #Romance #Angst #Drama #Action #Adventure #HelluvaBoss Fanfiction #Fanfiction