#Bondi rescue incorrect quotes

[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue

Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing

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[pikachupadilla]

*during a couples race*

Maxi: *carrying Harrison bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Whippet: *runs past carrying Reidy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*

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[southernboy420]

Incorrect Quote #1 - Bondi Rescue

Joel: Is it hot out here or is it just you? Jeff: It's you. Joel: What? *gay panic* Jeff: What? *even more gay panic* Meanwhile, Chappo in the background: Jesus fucking Christ, what complete idiots. *just over it all*

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[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: You have to apologize to Lachie Maxi: Fine. Maxi: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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[firebenderwolf]

Joel: We are clearly lost!

Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.

Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!

Maxi: Well you said to make a right!

Jethro: I said make a right next!

Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!

Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?

Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!

Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!

Meanwhile

Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.

Hoppo: They are still in the car park.

Reidy: Should we help?

Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!

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[adam-lallana]

Harrison: *eats kiwi*

Jake, immediately: Cannibalism

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[raisetheroos]

to the people making incorrect bondi rescue quotes and keeping this fandom alive, i see you and i love you

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[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #4: Bondi Rescue

Reidy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Whippet: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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[pikachupadilla]

Maxi: *reading the mail* baby shower invitation? uh no thanks Harries, I can have a regular-sized shower whenever I want

Harrison: Give me that

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[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #3: Bondi Rescue

Jethro: Am I going too far? Joel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #1 (Bondi Rescue)

 Jacko: Ah shit Joel: Watch your fucking language

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[weird-kid-maxx]

Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jacko: Are we stealing them? Mouse: New or used? Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Lachie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Harrison: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Maxi: edible

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[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Lachie: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Harrison: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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[weird-kid-maxx]

Reidy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Whippet, not looking up from their book: Spear. Reidy: BLOCKED.

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[pikachupadilla]

random person: *stealing someones bike from the beach*

Reidy and Maxi: *screaming together* AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU DUMB UNCULTURED LETTUCE

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