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eurynome827 · 4 years
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Loaded Questions
A Honey & Salt Drunk Drabble for @the-ss-horniest-book-club
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18+ for dirty talk/language... This immediately felt like Honey & Salt when I saw the prompt so I hope you don't mind that @neerness 💕
*This series is fiction - I do not know this man and this is an alternate universe RPF with no basis in fact.*
'When we get home I'm going to order us pizza and open a bottle of wine.'
'That's the sexiest thing you've ever said to me.'
Giggling out loud at his response, you bit your lip and decided to rattle his cage a little.
'Oh yeah? That's sexier than when I told you I'd be on my knees waiting for you? What about when I texted during your workout and told you to take it easy with arms because I needed you to fuck me against the wall as soon as you got home?'
You hit send and held your phone against your chest to hide it from prying eyes, and snuck a peek when your phone buzzed with an incoming message.
'WOMAN. Why are you trying to get me worked up right now?'
Before you could respond, the band started playing and the lights dimmed for the next segment's taping - oh well, too late to answer 'because I'm an evil, terrible girlfriend.' You felt a tiny flash of guilt at doing that to him right before his interview. When he walked out he looked fine, though. Really fine. You listened to the screams and sighs of the girls and women around you in the audience and tried to keep your poker face on.
He was charming and funny for the interview, and when Jimmy sent the segment to commercial break to set up for a game, you noticed him searching the crowd for you. When his eyes met yours, you wiggled your eyebrows and laughed when he fake-scowled before grinning back.
"Do you know him?" A young girl behind you leaned over to ask, excited and bouncy.
You turned over your shoulder to smile at her. "Never seen him before in my life."
Once the stage was set and the Loaded Questions sign lit up behind the table holding coasters and shots, you couldn't stop a tiny "oh, shit..." from escaping your mouth.
The lights dimmed and the game began. Jimmy explained the rules of the game and you watched Seb's body language carefully. He seemed fine - he had to have agreed to this, right?
"As the guest, you go first," Jimmy said, gesturing for Sebastian to move the first shot and pick up the coaster. He made a funny face as he read. You realized you were holding your breath and tried to let it out calmly.
"Um," he began, "this is hard to answer because of how often I'm traveling. Four or five? And I'm NOT reading this question out loud, so..." He put down the coaster and took the shot.
After Jimmy's turn, you tensed up again. "Oh, God," Sebastian exclaimed, staring at the coaster as if he could change the words written there. The audience laughed around you. "Chris Evans." He put down the coaster and picked up the shot.
"Now you HAVE to read the last question!" Jimmy shouted with glee.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...
Finally it was time for the last question, which they read together. Jimmy and Seb both pulled their phones out of their pockets. Your heart started pounding as he looked at his phone, then looked up into your eyes.
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuck.
"So the question is read the last text you received from a celebrity," Jimmy started but Seb interrupted.
"OH from a celebrity!"
"Yeah, why....you seem relieved."
"I am," he muttered, scrolling through his messages, and the audience laughed and 'oooooohhhhhh'ed.
Jimmy read a text from Justin Timberlake, and then Seb read a text from Anthony Mackie telling him to make sure that he didn't make Jimmy drink his spit again. You could finally breathe again, and the audience was laughing and cheering as the segment ended.
Your phone buzzed, and you caught Seb's eye again as you unlocked it to look at the text.
'You're in a lot of trouble, little girl.'
'.....oops?'
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titrianddevikawrite · 5 years
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Five Is Family (A Tom/Han Collab Fic)
We said we’d be back with Tom & Han, and here we are (both of us in dire need of fluff). This takes place a couple of weeks after The Doggie Chronicles – Week 1 and The Doggie Chronicles – Week 2
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(credit to @tomhiddleston-gifs)
Han shifts in the car seat, experiencing the first frisson of anticipation, mixed with a teensy bit of anxiety. It somehow reminds her a bit of that scene in Only Lovers Left Alive that always makes her cackle gleefully. The one where Ava pesters Adam to take them out and he flat-out refuses with “No, Adam is NOT going to take you out”...only to be seen with them in a club moments later.
She doesn’t feel like cackling gleefully now. But she doesn’t feel grumpy either, to be honest. It took Tom and their children quite some cajoling, sulking and hilariously ingenious scheming but now she’s ready to give the Hiddleston Doggie Project a try.
“Last chance to change your mind, love.”
Tom’s voice jostles her out of her thoughts and she sends him a--hopefully cheerful more than brave--smile as he takes the turn that will bring them to the animal shelter.
“I’m not going back on my word,” she says. It’s not as if she’s being forced to this. She’s realized the last week when Tom was off to a Con in America that it might actually not be such a bad idea to have a furry friend for Little Hiddleston Volume 1 and 2.
So here they are, ready to find a suitable dog. Jamie and wee Vicky are at Emma’s because Tom wisely decided that having two overly eager children around loads of cute pets isn’t a good idea. The plan is to adopt a dog and get it settled at home before the kids return this evening.
One hand on the steering wheel, Tom reaches over, claps one of her hands and presses a kiss to her palm.
“Have I told you how incredibly happy your decision makes me?”
He manages to smoulder at her before focusing on the road, and Han shifts for an entirely different reason now.
“Only about a dozen times,” she jokes, remembering how bouncy and bright-eyed he’s been since yesterday when she let him know...and how enthusiastically he ‘thanked’ her.
Tom grins, parking the car.
Whelp, they’re so going to do this.
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jobean12-blog · 4 years
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POP it like it’s HOT!
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 492
Summary: Your AC breaks just at the end of summer but it’s still too hot to do anything so you crash at Steve’s until it’s fixed.
Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ continuation of drunk drabbles and the super fun prompt below. Air mattresses are always a fun time! Hahah ;) Hope you like this! Thank you all for reading! Much love always! ❤❤❤
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Warnings: silly fun and fluff, Bucky being silly but then he gets super sexy, implied smut. 
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“Thanks again pal! You’re a life saver. It was way too hot in our apartment to do anything let alone sleep.” Steve smiles and claps Bucky on the shoulder, “no problem guys, happy to help. Sorry I don’t have a regular bed for you to sleep on. I still have a lot of furniture shopping to do.” You wave him off and give him a big squeeze, “totally fine Steve, we just appreciate you letting us stay until the AC is fixed.”
He hugs you back and heads out of the room, bidding you both a goodnight. You look down at the air mattress, giggling before plopping down on your butt. You bounce up a little and laugh again, spreading out like a starfish. “I don’t think I’ve slept on one of these before babe, I hope I don’t pop it.” Bucky pulls his shirt over his head and kneels down, sliding himself gently onto the air mattress, pointing and laughing when your whole body moves up from his weight.
“So far so good Buck. Just don’t move!” He turns onto his side, sitting up on his elbow and dipping his hip downward, watching you bounce again. “This is way too fun,” he teases, now taking both hands and pushing down harder, your whole body jolting with the shift. “Oh my god, Bucky. Will you stop it! I’m gonna bounce right off.”
And with those famous last words he scoots closer, taking his metal hand and smashing it down on the air mattress. You fly up and off it at the same time a loud pop rings through the room and Bucky and the air mattress slowly sink to the floor. He tries to scramble off but it’s no use, his ass hits the floor and you’re doubled over, holding your stomach and laughing.
“You should see your face,” you say between fits of laughter, rolling into a ball on the floor. “YOU POPPED IT!” You can’t stop yourself and you poke his butt, cackling louder. When you finally calm down and wipe your eyes, you deadpan, “too bad though. Would have been fun to have sex on, real bouncy.”
With that you stand and walk to the door, turning the knob and opening it, “be right back, I’m gonna ask Steve if he has a comforter. It will give us a little more cushion on the floor.” Bucky’s metal arm appears over your head and with a firm push he shuts the door, caging you against it with his body. “I don’t think so doll face.”
You turn to face him, the feel of his cock twitching against your leg making you smirk. “Oh? Do you have another idea then?” His metal hand creeps down the door and settles at your throat, cool fingers gently stroking the delicate column of your neck. “No need for extra cushions. I got plenty for you to bounce on, sit on, lay on…whatever you want.”
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jobean12-blog · 4 years
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Now that I mentioned it, I can't stop thinking about it and I love you the most and know you'll do this so much justice!!! Imagine being Quarantined in your cute little house in the suburbs with Bucky and you guys bought a trampoline, once it's built and you're bouncing on it, Bucky is like "fuck, this is bouncy. Reminds me of when you're bouncing on my cock" and let's just say Bucky wants to move the trampoline into your bedroom for future sex 😂 I love you 💜
Might as well JUMP!
Pairing: Bucky x reader (College Bucky AU!)
Word Count: 1,094
Summary: After a long night of partying you wake up to an annoying noise, your boyfriend Bucky no where to be found...what could he be up to?
Author’s Note: So I changed the setting for this a little @mushyjellybeans and I hope that is ok! instead of it taking place during quaratine in burbs it’s at college where they live together (renting) in a house with 4 of their friends. It worked great for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club College AU Day! Hope you like it! It was so fun to write and I may or may not have listened to ‘Jump’ like 12x! haha! Thank you all for reading! Much love❤❤❤ PS for some reason when I thought of Bucky in college this particular gif came to mind! ;) 
Warnings: fluff, college humor, Sam and Steve being sassy, Bucky being sexy, dirty talk, cursing, implied smut :) 
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You wake to an awful pounding in your head, groaning and covering your face with the pillow. “Buck? Bucky? Buckyyyyyy?” you whine. Peaking from just under the corner you see no sign of Bucky, the rest of your small twin bed empty except for the messy covers and his tee shirt. Turning over you grab your phone to check the time, a small gasp escaping when you see it’s after 12pm.
“Shit,” you mutter, pulling your underwear up and throwing Bucky’s shirt over your head. You wash up quickly, opting to put on your boy shorts and bra, knowing there could very well be random people sprawled across the living room of your house. Having your own place in college was a dream come true, except when you had 5 other roommates, 3 of them boys!
Stomping down the steps you continue your search for Bucky, instead spotting Sam curled up on the couch with a pillow over his head. “You look like me 10 minutes ago,” you chuckle, picking up the pillow and poking him. “Have you seen Bucky?” Sam rolls over, huffing and putting the pillow back over his head. “That asshole was making so much noise earlier, going on about jumping and Van Halen and building some shit in the yard. I couldn’t pay attention long enough to care and he wouldn’t shut up!”
You smash the pillow into Sam’s head and walk away, grumbling as you head to the back door. The banging starts up again and you call Bucky’s name. “BABE! You’re up! Don’t come out here yet, wait a sec,” he yells from the yard. You stop at the door, arms crossed over your chest and tapping your foot. True to his word he’s at your side quickly. “Morning,” he says, his smile suspicious. You grab the blue hat off his head and turn it around backwards as he leans in to kiss you. “Someone slept in.”
“Yea! And someone else didn’t! We were up until like 4 am! What the hell are you doing up and what have been doing?” He silences the rest of your rant with his mouth, backing you against the wall as his hand travels under your (his) tee shirt. With a giggle, you put your hands on his chest, lightly pushing him away, “don’t distract me! What. Have. You. Been. Doing?”
He rolls his eyes and tells you to close yours. “Now, don’t look until I tell you to, got it?” You nod, holding onto his arm as he leads you outside. The warm sunshine and cool air are a welcome relief from the stuffiness of the house, the smell of alcohol and bad choices still lingering. “HURRY UP, Buck!” Clicking his tongue, he chides, “always so impatient. Ok, wait right here.” He stands you on the grass and lets your hand go.
You squeeze your eyes shut in frustration, trying to not to huff too loudly. Suddenly, you hear a strange noise, something you recognize but haven’t heard it what feels like forever. “Bucky, what the hell is going on?” The familiar noise continues followed by Bucky’s laughter. “Ok, baby, open ‘em up!”
Opening your eyes, you take in the sight before you. There is a large trampoline now sitting in your yard with Bucky gleefully jumping on it. “OMG!” you squeal, running toward it and climbing on. “Now I know why Sam said you were talking about Van Halen! THIS IS AWESOME! HOW?” Bucky jumps over to you, taking your hands in his as you two bounce together in a circle.
“Well, I woke up at like 9am.” You immediately make a horrified face and he laughs, “I know, I know, I felt the same, but I had this dream about a trampoline and I woke up and ran to Walmart to get one.” You let go of his hands and do a twirl, asking more questions, “so that’s what the banging was this morning, then?” He backs up and does a flip, nodding and smiling as you give him a thumbs up.
“I know what we need,” he belts out, hopping off the trampoline and retrieving his phone from the grass. He connects it to the speakers in the yard and you hear the iconic start to Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ blast through them. “YESSSSSS!” you cheer, jumping higher and spinning.
You and Bucky are so busy jumping you don’t notice Steve come shuffling out the door and onto the grass. He’s shouting but you don’t hear him, too busy singing and jumping. He finally finds Bucky’s phone and shuts the music, standing and glaring at you both with his hands on his hips. “What is going on out here? It’s so early and you two are SO LOUD!”
Bursting into a fit of giggles, you point at Steve, sassing. “First of all. Good afternoon to you too. Second, it’s after 12pm, princess and third, nice hair. What the hell happened to you last night?” Steve’s hand immediately flies up to his hair, the strands sticking up in all directions. He tries with no success to tame them, groaning and glaring at you again, “whatever, could you two just shut the hell up, I have a headache.”
He stomps off and you start laughing all over again, asking Bucky to turn the music back on. He does so happily, now standing on the grass and staring at you as you jump. “What? You’re done jumping already?” you tease. Bucky licks his lips as he walks toward the trampoline. You stop jumping and stare him down, “what?” you ask, this time a bit sterner.
“Why did you stop bouncing,” he asks, his voice low. “Because, uh, you’re staring and I don’t know why,” you dead pan. “Fuck me,” he says, still giving you no real explanation. “I did that last night baby,” you say with a wink and start jumping again. He climbs back in and leans against the netting. “This thing is really bouncy, reminds me of when you’re riding my cock.”
You’re momentarily stunned, then you realize that his eyes keep moving down to your boobs as you bounce. Giving him a wicked grin, you reply, “well as fun as this is, I like bouncing on your cock way better.” You call him over with the crook of your finger. Bucky bounces toward you and does one quick flip before he reaches you, grabbing you and pulling you into his chest. “That’s good to know. Although, I wish this fit in our room, we could have so much fun.”
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